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(NBC Miami)   Pro Tip: If you're going to have sex with your step-daughter in a car containing illegal narcotics, you might want to find a better place to park than in front of an elementary school   (nbcmiami.com) divider line 109
    More: Florida, elementary schools, stepdaughters, illegal narcotics, sexual relationship, urban areas  
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2013-08-28 11:35:50 AM  
Well, sometimes they get out of school and you can't wait.
 
2013-08-28 11:37:38 AM  
"Thompson stated the female was his 'date' and is his step-daughter. Thompson advised he and step daughter were in a sexual relationship and had come to the school because they were trying to keep the relationship a secret from his wife and step daughter's mother," the report said.

How'd that "keeping it a secret" thing work out there for you, news boy?
 
2013-08-28 11:59:54 AM  
Mom is going to be so pissed.

/Wonder what Mom's Fark user ID is?
 
2013-08-28 12:28:56 PM  
You mean drive her home from school first?  By then, she's been on that damn cell phone with her BFFs and got other plans.

Oh.  Adult step daughter.  Never mind.
 
2013-08-28 12:30:29 PM  
he deputy asked him to show his hands and step out of the 2004 gray Toyota, which was parked at the entrance of Pride Elementary School in violation of two no parking signs, the Volusia County Sheriff's Office incident report said.

Two No Parking signs? He's gonna fry.
 
2013-08-28 12:30:40 PM  
Man this is a hard 29.

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2013-08-28 12:31:30 PM  
How're them Daddy issues workin out?
 
2013-08-28 12:31:31 PM  

redmid17: Man this is a hard 29.

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A) Florida
B) You really think this didn't begin BEFORE she was 18?
 
2013-08-28 12:31:33 PM  
Thompson stated the female was his 'date' and is his step-daughter.

You see here? Everything from the conjunction on, the cop did not need to hear.
 
2013-08-28 12:32:56 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-28 12:32:59 PM  
FTFA....

"The deputy asked him to show his hands and step out of the 2004 gray Toyota, ..."

Read that as: "asked to smell his hands"...
 
2013-08-28 12:33:07 PM  
"At first I was like....."

i0.kym-cdn.com

"Then I was all like..."

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2013-08-28 12:33:47 PM  

redmid17: Man this is a hard 29.

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I was sure she'd be a fat cow.
 
2013-08-28 12:34:41 PM  

redmid17: Man this is a hard 29.


I've hit harder 29's.
 
2013-08-28 12:34:41 PM  
His ONE mistake was ... everything he did.
 
2013-08-28 12:35:11 PM  
you go to war with the army you have not the army you wish you had... or something... mumbled incoherently by donald rumsfield.
 
2013-08-28 12:35:48 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: [320x269 from http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xhlUMIAtTkk/ULpD_4v8RbI/AAAAAAAAMts/I_LrX960 T8U/s320/3235375a4fmanzie.jpg image 320x269]


First thing that came to my mind as well.
 
2013-08-28 12:35:49 PM  

redmid17: Man this is a hard 29.


No doubt but I figured she'd be at least a couple hundred pounds heavier. So, we can surmise that he was paying her rather than the other way around.
 
2013-08-28 12:35:55 PM  

redmid17: Man this is a hard 29.

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*shrugs* I imagine when you're 52, any 29 is a good 29. It's not like she's Lindsay Lohan ugly.
 
2013-08-28 12:36:25 PM  

trickymoo: redmid17: Man this is a hard 29.

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A) Florida
B) You really think this didn't begin BEFORE she was 18?


I was thinking more her face than anything, and I don't know if you mean the step-dad banging or the bad appearance.
 
2013-08-28 12:36:57 PM  

abhorrent1: redmid17: Man this is a hard 29.

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I was sure she'd be a fat cow.


So was I

stuhayes2010: redmid17: Man this is a hard 29.

I've hit harder 29's.


So have I
 
2013-08-28 12:37:44 PM  
Florida has mandatory minimums for opiates, no?

I always wonder why people are so quick to share everything that'll sink them with the cops.

But then again, this is Florida.
 
2013-08-28 12:39:45 PM  
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
 
2013-08-28 12:39:48 PM  
Writer of article also bad writer. Jeebus, does it really conclude with him being given a warning for trespassing? WTF?
 
2013-08-28 12:41:06 PM  

trickymoo: redmid17: Man this is a hard 29.

[480x640 from https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/543315_442706315794878 _1670491790_n.jpg image 480x640]

A) Florida
B) You really think this didn't begin BEFORE she was 18?


In order for them to have even met before she was 18 the relationship with Mom has to have lasted at least 11 years. Given the other facts we know about this winner I find that unlikely.

Kinda creepy  but probably not as creepy as it could be.
 
2013-08-28 12:41:09 PM  

stuhayes2010: redmid17: Man this is a hard 29.

I've hit harder 29's.


I'll hit a hard 16.
 
2013-08-28 12:43:58 PM  
Seriously...wow.  I can't wait to get out of this state.
 
2013-08-28 12:44:04 PM  

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And, our work is done here.
 
2013-08-28 12:44:17 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-28 12:45:43 PM  
Approves:

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2013-08-28 12:47:49 PM  
lotta studmans in this thread...
 
2013-08-28 12:48:08 PM  
redmid17

Man this is a hard 29.

Grainy self shot phone photo, she could have been worse.
 
2013-08-28 12:48:46 PM  
Ol' Emily has at least two mugshots online from previous occasions, so I'm guessing blowing step-dad for pills aint bustin' any cherries.
 
2013-08-28 12:48:57 PM  
Daddy boyfriend?

Clean her up and lets see how she looks.
 
2013-08-28 12:49:07 PM  
He took it a step too far..
 
2013-08-28 12:49:24 PM  

redmid17: Man this is a hard 29.

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I'd hit her hard 29, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-08-28 12:49:59 PM  

redmid17: Man this is a hard 29.


I've got a hard 4 1/2 I'd like to show her
 
2013-08-28 12:50:08 PM  

groppet: Daddy boyfriend?

Clean her up and lets see how she looks.


Fark buddy Daddy?
 
2013-08-28 12:51:03 PM  

redmid17: Man this is a hard 29.

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Meh, I've seen a LOT worse 29s.

(like many others ITT, I figured another 100lbs or so)
 
2013-08-28 12:51:06 PM  

Cletus C.: Writer of article also bad writer. Jeebus, does it really conclude with him being given a warning for trespassing? WTF?


I thought it was the stepdaughter that got the warning for trespassing.
 
2013-08-28 12:51:22 PM  
img.chan4chan.com
 
2013-08-28 12:51:35 PM  
Which one is the most messed up?

1 - Step-dad farking his stepdaughter?

2 - Stepdaughter farker her step-dad?

3 - Mother who married the step-dad?

4 - Cop that investigated this?
 
2013-08-28 12:51:53 PM  

redmid17
Man this is a hard 29.


She'd still get it.
 
2013-08-28 12:51:59 PM  

reillan: lotta studmans in this thread...


Who are probably perusing her wishlist right now....
 
2013-08-28 12:52:23 PM  
She must have really wanted to get back at her mom, also interesting pillow talk is interesting.
 
2013-08-28 12:52:28 PM  

jst3p: groppet: Daddy boyfriend?

Clean her up and lets see how she looks.

Fark buddy Daddy?


step-dad with benefits.
 
2013-08-28 12:52:52 PM  
www.palzoo.net

Disapproves.
 
2013-08-28 12:53:04 PM  

jst3p: [280x404 from http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-05-21/1242903609056.jpg image 280x404]


That is one of the most disturbing things that has made me laugh out loud in awhile. Well done
 
2013-08-28 12:53:17 PM  
Florida, you never disappoint
 
2013-08-28 12:53:29 PM  
The Aristocrats.
 
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