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(Uproxx)   Oh, just the amazing letter that a 17 year-old Rashida Jones wrote to Tupac   (smokingsection.uproxx.com) divider line 67
    More: Cool, Rashida Jones, Tupac, Leslie Knope, Parks & Recreation, Quincy Jones, Tupac Shakur  
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2013-08-28 11:44:01 AM  
theheatmag.com

Need to start this thread out right.
 
2013-08-28 11:45:18 AM  
Keep Ya Head Up
 
2013-08-28 11:46:02 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [409x516 from http://theheatmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rashida-jones-gq-june -2011-.jpg image 409x516]

Need to start this thread out right.


I'd start her thread right, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-08-28 11:47:04 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [409x516 from http://theheatmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rashida-jones-gq-june -2011-.jpg image 409x516]

Need to start this thread out right.

I'd start her thread right, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


Mine was riper for that than his
 
2013-08-28 11:48:09 AM  

The Muthaship: PizzaJedi81: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [409x516 from http://theheatmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rashida-jones-gq-june -2011-.jpg image 409x516]

Need to start this thread out right.

I'd start her thread right, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Mine was riper for that than his


I've got something ripe for her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-08-28 11:48:37 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-28 11:52:07 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-28 11:53:11 AM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-08-28 11:53:17 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [409x516 from http://theheatmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rashida-jones-gq-june -2011-.jpg image 409x516]

Need to start this thread out right.


walrusonion: [500x673 from http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpmygi1S2P1qldyo2o1_500.jpg image 500x673]


How hard would I hit it?

This hard.  Probably harder.

/farkin' size limits
 
2013-08-28 11:53:57 AM  
belieber.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-28 11:54:43 AM  

Clutch2013: How hard would I hit it?


I'd hit it so hard, Chris Brown would ask for tips.
 
2013-08-28 11:57:13 AM  
I'll take both please.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

/Mmmm sisters
 
2013-08-28 11:57:56 AM  
I'd hit it so hard, it would be hit very hard.

/got nuthin'
 
2013-08-28 12:02:57 PM  

ReapTheChaos: I'll take both please.

[850x1276 from http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/blog_p ost_349_width/2013/08/rashida_jones_kidada_jones.jpg image 850x1276]

/Mmmm sisters


Especially when you consider the others sisters mother was this. Percy loves him some white wimmins.

fandaily.info
 
2013-08-28 12:04:53 PM  
Man alive she's cute.
 
2013-08-28 12:07:18 PM  
Required
i.qkme.me
 
2013-08-28 12:10:57 PM  

ReapTheChaos: I'll take both please.

[850x1276 from http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/blog_p ost_349_width/2013/08/rashida_jones_kidada_jones.jpg image 850x1276]

/Mmmm sisters


...Sigh.

Damn it.

*bonerbreakingthroughdesk.gif*

/If someone wants to post that .gif, I'd be grateful, because Bing just returns porn, and not the kind of porn I want
 
2013-08-28 12:11:21 PM  
I guess "the letter that one of Quincy Jones's daughters wrote" doesn't sound quite as cool
 
2013-08-28 12:18:03 PM  

ReapTheChaos: I'll take both please.

[850x1276 from http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/blog_p ost_349_width/2013/08/rashida_jones_kidada_jones.jpg image 850x1276]

/Mmmm sisters


I would lovingly cut any of your kidneys out with a rusty spoon if asked and my payment was to be the meat in that sandwich
 
2013-08-28 12:18:09 PM  
I'd hit it so hard only Jack Kirby could illustrate it!

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-28 12:18:52 PM  
i26.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-28 12:19:13 PM  

theflatline: ReapTheChaos: I'll take both please.

[850x1276 from http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/blog_p ost_349_width/2013/08/rashida_jones_kidada_jones.jpg image 850x1276]

/Mmmm sisters

Especially when you consider the others sisters mother was this. Percy loves him some white wimmins.

[454x392 from http://fandaily.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Nastassja-Kinski-Pola- Kinski.jpg image 454x392]


Unlike Subby's mom, Rashida's mom is still in the hittable range:

mochajuden.com
 
2013-08-28 12:35:33 PM  
I don't know if I should be disrepecting Rashida's sister for eventually dating a man who said something so stupid and specifically about her or to give huge props to Tupac for having enough blame to get the goods after saying something that stupid. Whatever he laid down was so smooth it should have been open for skating.
 
2013-08-28 12:40:44 PM  
Here are some Colombian Ice Cream flavors.  If you see the guy on top that says Ariquipe(caramel) he is caramel colored.

i635.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-28 12:43:28 PM  

shabu: I don't know if I should be disrepecting Rashida's sister for eventually dating a man who said something so stupid and specifically about her or to give huge props to Tupac for having enough blame to get the goods after saying something that stupid. Whatever he laid down was so smooth it should have been open for skating.


Maybe he just apologized.
 
2013-08-28 12:51:00 PM  
dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2013-08-28 12:57:01 PM  
I'd hit that so hard a Higgs-boson would be created.
 
2013-08-28 12:59:09 PM  

theflatline: Here are some Colombian Ice Cream flavors.  If you see the guy on top that says Ariquipe(caramel) he is caramel colored.

[600x450 from http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/normitos/mimos-ice-cream-colom bia-racist-flavors_zpsa223deb9.jpg image 600x450]


Good lord, what picture do they have for vanilla strawberry swirl? A picture of Amanda Knox's ex roommate?
 
2013-08-28 01:05:55 PM  
Where the hell would you be if Black people like [Quincy Jones] didn't pave the way...

If I'm not mistaken, Pac was

a self-made millionaire
thug-living outta prison pistols in the air
 
2013-08-28 01:11:12 PM  
i106.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-28 01:12:30 PM  
He came the hard streets of back-up dancing for Digital Underground.
 
2013-08-28 01:20:42 PM  
Sure, Tupac could make amends if he wanted to fark your daughter, but he was a hateful, envious piece of shiat until the day he died.
 
2013-08-28 01:21:28 PM  
Rashida's a Farker, if you believe the rumors. So play nice, and maybe she'll send you all BIE.
 
2013-08-28 01:25:17 PM  
Good to know that the phenomenon of granting people free passes on all of the stupid shiat they say or do when they die extends beyond politics, sports, and grunge.
 
2013-08-28 01:46:44 PM  

Uzzah: Rashida's a Farker, if you believe the rumors. So play nice, and maybe she'll send you all BIE.


Gimme her wishlist, maybe if I make it rain she let me make her rain if you know what I mean and I think you do
 
2013-08-28 02:00:14 PM  

Uzzah: Rashida's a Farker, if you believe the rumors. So play nice, and maybe she'll send you all BIE.


that's a god in the cracks kind of moral plea if i've ever seen one.  shiat, i'll have better luck with santa claus.
 
2013-08-28 02:08:24 PM  
And how is this is relevant or of any possible interest to anyone??
 
2013-08-28 02:15:26 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Uzzah: Rashida's a Farker, if you believe the rumors. So play nice, and maybe she'll send you all BIE.

that's a god in the cracks kind of moral plea if i've ever seen one.  shiat, i'll have better luck with santa claus.


Ok, but remember you asked though...
i26.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-28 02:34:04 PM  
That dude was a record breaking asshole. The amount of compassion and forgiveness the Jones family posesses is beyond my powers of comprehension. Good on them.
 
2013-08-28 02:36:02 PM  

Great_Milenko: And how is this is relevant or of any possible interest to anyone??

www.brobible.com
 
2013-08-28 02:36:08 PM  

Uzzah: Rashida's a Farker, if you believe the rumors. So play nice, and maybe she'll send you all BIE.


She seems too smart to be a FARKer.

/what does that say about me?
 
2013-08-28 02:36:27 PM  

The Muthaship: He came the hard streets of back-up dancing for Digital Underground.


He'd probably still be alive if he stayed with them.

Get some fame, people change, wanna live they life high
Same song, can't go wrong, if I play the nice guy
 
2013-08-28 02:56:55 PM  
I used to get a good chuckle out of the white kids driving through the streets of the 'burbs blasting Tupac (or any other 'gangsta' silliness) out the windows.  you just dont understand how they identified with the anger and plight of the black man, yo.    my moms make me take out the garabage and shiat, gonna pop a cap in her ass.
 
2013-08-28 03:02:19 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: I used to get a good chuckle out of the white kids driving through the streets of the 'burbs blasting Tupac (or any other 'gangsta' silliness) out the windows.  you just dont understand how they identified with the anger and plight of the black man, yo.    my moms make me take out the garabage and shiat, gonna pop a cap in her ass.


Well, they really could identify with him because he came from a well to do family and went to prep school, his acting gangster was about as real as theirs.  Only he did not realize being Michael Bolton from Office Space could get you shot.
 
2013-08-28 03:07:02 PM  
I would like to make a 1/4 black baby with Rashida...
 
2013-08-28 03:22:34 PM  
I am the only black man in the world who has said the following statement:

Tupac Shakur was, and still is, overrated.
 
2013-08-28 03:35:27 PM  

Ponzholio: I would like to make a 1/4 black baby with Rashida...


Which 1/4 you trying for?
 
2013-08-28 03:49:10 PM  
1. Was the letter written in cursive?

2. Could Tupac read it?
 
2013-08-28 04:00:03 PM  

shamalamadingdong: I am the only black man in the world who has said the following statement:

Tupac Shakur was, and still is, overrated.


That makes two of us, my brother.
 
2013-08-28 04:04:02 PM  

Keith Moon: shamalamadingdong: I am the only black man in the world who has said the following statement:

Tupac Shakur was, and still is, overrated.

That makes two of us, my brother.


I am creole, do I count too?
 
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