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(Sun Sentinel)   Woman failed ultimate field sobriety test when she tried to steal deputy's patrol vehicle   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 19
    More: Florida, sobriety tests, patrol cars, Okaloosa Island, Escape  
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2013-08-28 11:31:45 AM  
So, is that like copying off the other drunk driver's paper - instant fail and a note to your parents.
 
2013-08-28 11:34:46 AM  
That's one cute little criminal, from the neck up anyways....
 
2013-08-28 11:35:32 AM  
thumbs.mugshots.com

Would.  Hit.
 
2013-08-28 11:35:46 AM  
When Sara Ashley Kirksey was pulled over after a deputy spotted her running a red light
 
2013-08-28 11:38:52 AM  
FTA

the 24-year old  Laurel Hill woman

This is Kirksey's third booking into the Okaloosa County Jail since 2007.


So....doing the math her first arrest was at 18 and several more since then.  Need to party with her
 
2013-08-28 11:45:54 AM  

JohnCarter: FTA

the 24-year old  Laurel Hill woman

This is Kirksey's third booking into the Okaloosa County Jail since 2007.

So....doing the math her first arrest was at 18 and several more since then.  Need to party with her


Yeah count me in, too
 
2013-08-28 11:46:12 AM  
I'd like to charge her battery.
 
2013-08-28 11:47:47 AM  

blatz514: [400x480 from http://thumbs.mugshots.com/gallery/images/2/0c/60/Sara-Ashley-Kirksey_ mugshot.400x800.jpg image 400x480]

Would.  Hit.



Just be sure to do like she did and give a fake name. Also, maybe don't let her see your license plate.
 
2013-08-28 11:48:07 AM  
assets.sbnation.com
 
2013-08-28 11:49:36 AM  
She should be sentenced to cleaning my one-bedroom apartment for a week. It'll take at least that long, and she'd need hazmat gear.
 
2013-08-28 11:50:30 AM  
hows it he both stopped her from escaping and charged he with...escape?
 
2013-08-28 11:52:47 AM  

The One True TheDavid: She should be sentenced to cleaning my one-bedroom apartment for a week. It'll take at least that long, and she'd need hazmat gear.


lemme guess..

Viewed with a blacklight the place looks like a Steven Pollac painting?
 
WGJ
2013-08-28 11:59:17 AM  
But she always gets her way, because she is pretty.
 
2013-08-28 12:02:22 PM  

blatz514: [400x480 from http://thumbs.mugshots.com/gallery/images/2/0c/60/Sara-Ashley-Kirksey_ mugshot.400x800.jpg image 400x480]

Would.  Hit.


Penis/crazy you know the drill.
 
2013-08-28 12:18:10 PM  

stuffy: blatz514: [400x480 from http://thumbs.mugshots.com/gallery/images/2/0c/60/Sara-Ashley-Kirksey_ mugshot.400x800.jpg image 400x480]

Would.  Hit.

Penis/crazy you know the drill.


Aww, c'mon.  Just one time.
 
2013-08-28 12:40:43 PM  

blatz514: stuffy: blatz514: [400x480 from http://thumbs.mugshots.com/gallery/images/2/0c/60/Sara-Ashley-Kirksey_ mugshot.400x800.jpg image 400x480]

Would.  Hit.

Penis/crazy you know the drill.

Aww, c'mon.  Just one time.


Ask Steve McNair what he thinks about it.
 
2013-08-28 01:07:27 PM  

Purdue_Pete: [400x320 from http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/47262/Barney_considering_Auburn.jpg image 400x320]


I don't agree with this.  I've seen plenty of ugly crazy biatches in my life.
 
2013-08-28 01:13:44 PM  

beerrun: blatz514: stuffy: blatz514: [400x480 from http://thumbs.mugshots.com/gallery/images/2/0c/60/Sara-Ashley-Kirksey_ mugshot.400x800.jpg image 400x480]

Would.  Hit.

Penis/crazy you know the drill.

Aww, c'mon.  Just one time.

Ask Steve McNair what he thinks about it.


I'm not falling for that again.
 
2013-08-28 02:04:33 PM  

megarian: JohnCarter: FTA

the 24-year old  Laurel Hill woman

This is Kirksey's third booking into the Okaloosa County Jail since 2007.

So....doing the math her first arrest was at 18 and several more since then.  Need to party with her

Yeah count me in, too


Go look up the charges.  This girl is epitome of pretty/crazy bear trap.

(if your lazy; lots of battery, aggravated assault, etc)  and 18+ is just public records.  Who knows what's in the juvenile folder.
 
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