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(Sun Journal (Maine))   News: Man proposes bill that requires all citizen to own guns. USSS: Posts on Facebook that someone should "Shoot the N*****"" above a picture of the president. Fark: Defending his post, he calls Mitt Romney a "N*****"   (sunjournal.com) divider line 86
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2013-08-28 10:54:23 AM
What an idiot.
 
2013-08-28 10:54:31 AM
Marsters said his wife, Mary, had been in and out of the hospital recently and if they lose spousal benefits, something he fears Obama will suspend, his wife will die.

I would like to hear the train of thought that leads to "Obama is going to suspend spousal benefits"
 
2013-08-28 10:57:24 AM
David Marsters of Maine now polling at 24% among Iowa and NH likely GOP primary voters
 
2013-08-28 10:58:39 AM

Donnchadha: Marsters said his wife, Mary, had been in and out of the hospital recently and if they lose spousal benefits, something he fears Obama will suspend, his wife will die.

I would like to hear the train of thought that leads to "Obama is going to suspend spousal benefits"


It's very similar to the train of thought that leads to SQUIRREL in many dogs.
 
2013-08-28 10:59:49 AM

Donnchadha: Marsters said his wife, Mary, had been in and out of the hospital recently and if they lose spousal benefits, something he fears Obama will suspend, his wife will die.

I would like to hear the train of thought that leads to "Obama is going to suspend spousal benefits"


It's probably quite similar to the train of thought that led people to believe Dumbya caused the 9/11 attacks:  A very disordered mind, combined with a blind, searing hatred of the person or party who happens to be in power.

Both sides have their 3rd standard deviation wackos.
 
2013-08-28 11:00:58 AM

Pocket Ninja: Donnchadha: Marsters said his wife, Mary, had been in and out of the hospital recently and if they lose spousal benefits, something he fears Obama will suspend, his wife will die.

I would like to hear the train of thought that leads to "Obama is going to suspend spousal benefits"

It's very similar to the train of thought that leads to SQUIRREL in many dogs.


That's actually a much more trenchant observation than mine.  I'm going to steal it.
 
2013-08-28 11:10:39 AM
Obama is going to take away squirrels from dogs?
 
2013-08-28 11:12:53 AM
Couldn't we just spell it N-I-Double Guh-ERR like Tigger does? That would make it s a much happier word.
 
2013-08-28 11:14:53 AM
WOW, this guy is a loon.  And he thinks that, "(Obama) is not a legal president." Marsters was adamant that Obama's birth certificate was a fraud..."


So, he's also a birther.  Probably a Teaballer too.
 
2013-08-28 11:16:05 AM
"I didn't say I was going to shoot the president, or kill - shoot the n*****. Shoot the n***** - that's what I said."

He insisted no threat was made because he didn't say he or anyone else was going to do it.


Hate groups have always done this kind of semantic tap-dancing.  Nothing new to see here, just an impotent, racist old fark shouting at clouds to get off his lawn.
 
2013-08-28 11:19:06 AM

dittybopper: Both sides have their 3rd standard deviation wackos.


This seems fairly plausible; I guess it all comes down to how people react to his screeds to see if his lunacy is normal or an outlier.  I hope for the latter.
 
2013-08-28 11:22:21 AM
Wait.  Isn't this guy the governor of Maine?  Or just a similar outlook on life?
 
2013-08-28 11:22:30 AM

dittybopper: Both sides have their 3rd standard deviation wackos.


I can only imagine your solution. I'm holding my breath in anticipation.
 
2013-08-28 11:22:38 AM
Wow. Spike really lost it after Buffy and Angel ended.
 
2013-08-28 11:23:15 AM

Donnchadha: Marsters said his wife, Mary, had been in and out of the hospital recently and if they lose spousal benefits, something he fears Obama will suspend, his wife will die.

I would like to hear the train of thought that leads to "Obama is going to suspend spousal benefits"


Just say "Obamacare" and hit yourself in the head with a stapler several dozen times, you'll pretty much approximate the experience.
 
2013-08-28 11:23:28 AM
Marsters believes Obama was placed in power by people Marsters wouldn't name.

heahea.org
 
2013-08-28 11:23:34 AM

Pocket Ninja: Donnchadha: Marsters said his wife, Mary, had been in and out of the hospital recently and if they lose spousal benefits, something he fears Obama will suspend, his wife will die.

I would like to hear the train of thought that leads to "Obama is going to suspend spousal benefits"

It's very similar to the train of thought that leads to SQUIRREL in many dogs.


Because Obama is a secret muslim.  Everyone knows muslims live to rape women and children when they're not cutting peoples heads off and blowing themselves up.  Which means under his reign marriage will not be honored because muslims only have harems thus spousal benefits would be purged because all women, especially white women are not part of Obama's harem.  Duh!  Study it out.
 
2013-08-28 11:24:43 AM
Yeah, no... As the song goes. Goodbye my friend you messed up again, you're going to prison you're off to the pen. There is no mitigating circumstance under which one could not say that was advocating violence against the POTUS, and irregardless how you may feel about the POTUS, that's illegal. This is compounded by the racial epithet as that clearly shows a distinct level of malice.

I think this will be my weekly '...wait, what...' post here. I get to do those once in awhile.
 
2013-08-28 11:26:06 AM
Context:
"I'm a forward man."
Subtext:
"I'm a FWD: man"
 
2013-08-28 11:26:11 AM

Donnchadha: Marsters said his wife, Mary, had been in and out of the hospital recently and if they lose spousal benefits, something he fears Obama will suspend, his wife will die.

I would like to hear the train of thought that leads to "Obama is going to suspend spousal benefits"


spousal benefits are zero-sum

gay marriage is becoming legal in more states

you do the math
 
2013-08-28 11:26:14 AM
A Nubian?  A Nurgle?  Narwal?  Nailer?
 
2013-08-28 11:26:21 AM
He said where he comes from (Massachusetts) black people call white people by the same slur.

You see, some of my best friends are black, and they call me by that slur. It's all in good fun.
 
2013-08-28 11:26:31 AM
So what's the difference between this guy and every other Teabagger loon on Facebook? Why is this news?
 
2013-08-28 11:26:52 AM
Now my dog can't chase squirrels?

Thanks Obama.

th05.deviantart.net
 
2013-08-28 11:27:51 AM

Fart_Machine: So what's the difference between this guy and every other Teabagger loon on Facebook? Why is this news?


The Teabaggers have the sense to use the code words like "socialist," and "tyrant" and "Kenyan usurper" when they want to drop N bombs.
 
2013-08-28 11:28:20 AM
Crazy old racist says something crazy and racist. News at 11.
 
2013-08-28 11:28:39 AM

EyeballKid: dittybopper: Both sides have their 3rd standard deviation wackos.

I can only imagine your solution. I'm holding my breath in anticipation.


Come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab...


/There is no real solution for human nature.
 
2013-08-28 11:29:03 AM

Fart_Machine: So what's the difference between this guy and every other Teabagger loon on Facebook? Why is this news?


I guess for calling our most famous Mexican politician a ni**er.
 
2013-08-28 11:29:34 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Obama is going to take away squirrels from dogs?


Truly, History's Greatest Monster™.
 
2013-08-28 11:29:45 AM
What's his freerepublic handle?
 
2013-08-28 11:30:29 AM
tea party poster boy
 
2013-08-28 11:31:25 AM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-28 11:33:03 AM
Marsters believes like-minded people might emerge to show their support for his run for selectman.

He does seem to possess some level of political instinct.
 
2013-08-28 11:33:23 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: I_Am_Weasel: Obama is going to take away squirrels from dogs?

Truly, History's Greatest Monster™.


Don't you *DARE* compare him to Gamera, even in jest.
 
2013-08-28 11:35:11 AM
The Secret Service has a facebook page?  Wow that is news to me.  I have no idea why the intern in charge of maintaining the account would post that though.

/dnrtfa
 
2013-08-28 11:38:25 AM

dittybopper: Pants full of macaroni!!: I_Am_Weasel: Obama is going to take away squirrels from dogs?

Truly, History's Greatest Monster™.

Don't you *DARE* compare him to Gamera, even in jest.


Gamera is really sweet!
 
2013-08-28 11:39:11 AM
That guy looks exactly like I imagined when reading the headline.
 
2013-08-28 11:42:22 AM
a vile, ignorant racist who will be dead soon? why are we giving him a platform from which he can spew his vitriol?
 
2013-08-28 11:47:11 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: dittybopper: Pants full of macaroni!!: I_Am_Weasel: Obama is going to take away squirrels from dogs?

Truly, History's Greatest Monster™.

Don't you *DARE* compare him to Gamera, even in jest.

Gamera is really sweet!


And he tastes like turtle meat!

Now we've got commercial siiiiiiiiiiiiiiign!
 
2013-08-28 11:49:14 AM

Donnchadha: Marsters said his wife, Mary, had been in and out of the hospital recently and if they lose spousal benefits, something he fears Obama will suspend, his wife will die.

I would like to hear the train of thought that leads to "Obama is going to suspend spousal benefits"


Yes , I to would like one of the Fark conservatives to explain please
 
2013-08-28 11:50:29 AM
*BONG*

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-28 11:57:03 AM
A by-product of the internet. Before these crazy assholes would only inflict their bullshiat on friends and family. Now they can inflict it on any unfortunate who reads the comments section.

Welcome to the future.
 
2013-08-28 11:58:02 AM
"It's all done in layers on computers. How come nobody from his school's come forward to say, 'Oh, I know him.' How come people from his family never say, 'I know him. I went to his wedding; I was his best man?"
Nobody's saying, 'I'm a friend of his.'"


This is true of George W Bush, for sure.
 
2013-08-28 11:58:12 AM

Black_Lazerus: I would like to hear the train of thought that leads to "Obama is going to suspend spousal benefits"

Yes , I to would like one of the Fark conservatives to explain please


Why here's a guy who has privatized the suspension of spousal benefits and has a really creepy bedside manner in the cancer ward.

universenumberfive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-28 12:06:09 PM

FlashHarry: a vile, ignorant racist who will be dead soon? why are we giving him a platform from which he can spew his vitriol?


To point and laugh, of course. Also to embarrass the young people into not wanting to be like the dumb and uncool old man.

/but mostly the point and laugh thing
 
2013-08-28 12:08:56 PM
When will he be on Hannity, being called a "great American"?
 
2013-08-28 12:09:17 PM
Dear GOP

These are your members. Idiots addicted to propaganda because they are too lazy to think for themselves...

Useless Pawns, a social cancer

And no I am not a liberal commie
 
2013-08-28 12:10:18 PM

FlashHarry: a vile, ignorant racist who will be dead soon? why are we giving him a platform from which he can spew his vitriol?


I completely agree, but even so you can't threaten to "Shoot the N*****"".
 
2013-08-28 12:12:51 PM

dittybopper: Come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab...



If there's no blonde hair and a tan up there, SQUIRREL!
 
2013-08-28 12:16:11 PM

TheNewJesus: Dear GOP

These are your members. Idiots addicted to propaganda because they are too lazy to think for themselves...

Useless Pawns, a social cancer

And no I am not a liberal commie


For saying this, to them, you ARE. Welcome to the club. We have donuts every Tuesday.
 
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