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(Salon)   This just in: Michele Bachmann is a crazy, evil biatch   (salon.com) divider line 84
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2013-08-28 08:10:34 AM
So they prayed for her, and now she's leaving Congress.

Looks like the prayers worked just fine.
 
2013-08-28 08:14:52 AM
You don't say.
 
2013-08-28 08:21:38 AM
i190.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-28 08:22:02 AM
In news of an equally shocking nature the sun rose in the east today. Where will it set? We'll tell you after the Million Dollar Movie.
 
2013-08-28 08:25:47 AM
FTFA: "Bachmann's husband, Marcus, devised a test to determine whether she should run for president:
'He instructed her to get off of their bed and go to the full-length mirror in the bedroom. "If you can look at yourself and say it, then you are ready to run and you should," he explained. She listened, nodding internally and then got off the bed. Traversing the bedroom, she stood in front of the mirror.
Said Michele Bachmann, looking at herself: "I am President of the United States of America."'"

I'm assuming the unprinted end of that anedcote was "While Michele was doing so Marcus was successfully able to lift the mattress corner and hide the copy of Latino Inches he had been perusing before Michele's arrival"
 
2013-08-28 08:29:07 AM
So she's a piece of shiat and a Republican congresswoman... but then I repeat myself.
 
2013-08-28 08:32:43 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: She listened, nodding internally and then got off the bed.


What on Earth does "nodding internally" mean?  Nodding is an external gesture without a sound, so "nodding internally" sounds like another way of saying "Doing nothing."
 
2013-08-28 08:39:30 AM

mattharvest: Mr. Coffee Nerves: She listened, nodding internally and then got off the bed.

What on Earth does "nodding internally" mean?  Nodding is an external gesture without a sound, so "nodding internally" sounds like another way of saying "Doing nothing."


I'm nodding internally to affirm your assessment.
 
2013-08-28 08:45:47 AM

mattharvest: Mr. Coffee Nerves: She listened, nodding internally and then got off the bed.

What on Earth does "nodding internally" mean?  Nodding is an external gesture without a sound, so "nodding internally" sounds like another way of saying "Doing nothing."


That whole article seemed like it was written by an 8th Grade remedial English class.
 
2013-08-28 08:47:34 AM
Bachmannnistan: Behind the Lines Bushes

FIFT
 
2013-08-28 08:50:32 AM
More Politics of Uganda, please!
 
2013-08-28 08:55:48 AM
s17.postimg.org


But it is interesting - usually, GOP politicians pander to to religious people but are often not crazy religious themselves.  She's pretty freaking scary.
 
2013-08-28 08:56:42 AM
Those politicians who paint themselves as "moral" are trying to hide their immorality.
The entire Republican party is immoral, mostly because they want to take food away from the poor, make more people work at minimum wage, take away access to health care, and give the savings to their billionaire friends.
 
2013-08-28 09:00:55 AM

mattharvest: Mr. Coffee Nerves: She listened, nodding internally and then got off the bed.

What on Earth does "nodding internally" mean?  Nodding is an external gesture without a sound, so "nodding internally" sounds like another way of saying "Doing nothing."


Which is a rather apt description of all that she accomplished as a member of Congress.
 
2013-08-28 09:02:39 AM
i love that they were concerned with her reliance on WND. and this woman sits on the intelligence committee!
 
2013-08-28 09:02:41 AM
Psshh. That's not scandalous behavior. You want dark and disturbing? Follow Marcus around one weekend when Michelle's out of town.
 
2013-08-28 09:03:19 AM
I am sure the author is as unreliable and self-serving as Bachmann is.  This neither proves nor disproves his allegations.  Just more noise in the Rightwing Noise Machine.

I'm not the least bit surprised that she considers WND a primary, legitimate news source.  She sounds like a WND talking parrot.
 
2013-08-28 09:04:23 AM
Meh, not that juicy.
 
2013-08-28 09:05:05 AM
How dumb does one have to be in order to be taken advantage of by Michelle Bachmann, a woman who hide behind bushes to watch the gays?
 
2013-08-28 09:07:57 AM
I still want to make the sex with her. I'd settle for on her.
 
2013-08-28 09:09:37 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: FTFA: "Bachmann's husband, Marcus, devised a test to determine whether she should run for president:
'He instructed her to get off of their bed and go to the full-length mirror in the bedroom. "If you can look at yourself and say it, then you are ready to run and you should," he explained. She listened, nodding internally and then got off the bed. Traversing the bedroom, she stood in front of the mirror.
Said Michele Bachmann, looking at herself: "I am President of the United States of America."'"


That's less "crazy" than it is "new age, self affirming bullshiat."
 
2013-08-28 09:10:18 AM
You know, for a couple magical weeks there in '11, we seemed so close to a Palin/Bachmann ticket. It would have been glorioius...
 
2013-08-28 09:10:29 AM
So what was her handle on WND? They have comments, right?
 
2013-08-28 09:12:20 AM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: She listened, nodding internally and then got off the bed.

What on Earth does "nodding internally" mean?  Nodding is an external gesture without a sound, so "nodding internally" sounds like another way of saying "Doing nothing."



themediocrefight.com

What Michele Bachmann nodding internally may look like...
 
2013-08-28 09:18:06 AM

mattharvest: Mr. Coffee Nerves: She listened, nodding internally and then got off the bed.

What on Earth does "nodding internally" mean?  Nodding is an external gesture without a sound, so "nodding internally" sounds like another way of saying "Doing nothing."


Kinda like 'praying'.
 
2013-08-28 09:18:50 AM
Michele Bachmann:  a powerless Roman emperor Caligula with breasts and every bit of the crazy.
 
2013-08-28 09:19:11 AM

unexplained bacon: Mr. Coffee Nerves: She listened, nodding internally and then got off the bed.

What on Earth does "nodding internally" mean?  Nodding is an external gesture without a sound, so "nodding internally" sounds like another way of saying "Doing nothing."


[575x484 from http://themediocrefight.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bachmann-crazy- eyes.jpg image 575x484]

What Michele Bachmann nodding burning homosexuals on a stake internally may look like...


ftfy
 
2013-08-28 09:19:20 AM
I'm listening to Schötzechöreli Stein yodels, so I'm getting a kick of out someone who's renouced Swiss citizenship, probably much to the relief of the Swiss..

www.featurepics.com
 
2013-08-28 09:20:53 AM
Who's the target audience for this book?

The usual Teasuspects won't buy it, because it speaks ill of Guanopsychotic Shelley. The left-wing Moonbats won't buy it, because they don't want anything to disparage the reasons they already hate Bachmann. The thinking people won't buy it, because the author's obviously trying to make himself look good by any means necessary.
 
2013-08-28 09:21:14 AM
TFA: Before we go any further, we should again reiterate that these are allegations made by the author. The campaign is without a doubt facing ethics investigations, launched in part by complaints that Waldron himself filed with various authorities, but the details and dialogue are from Waldron's perspective only, and he obviously has an interest in presenting himself in a certain way.

Now had this been a book about how Obama tortures puppies and dry-rapes toddlers, it would be reported as gospel truth by the right's media, with no admission that it could be unfounded. Salon definitely publishes some dumb sh*t sometimes, but I think the quote above represents the fundamental difference between it and your typical 'conservative' blog or primetime TV talk show host.
 
2013-08-28 09:22:56 AM

UberDave: [604x448 from http://s17.postimg.org/8svhm05b3/picard_surprised.jpg image 604x448]


But it is interesting - usually, GOP politicians pander to to religious people but are often not crazy religious themselves.  She's pretty freaking scary.


The panderee's decided that anyone not legitimately crazy is a RINO.
 
2013-08-28 09:24:06 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: FTFA: "Bachmann's husband, Marcus, devised a test to determine whether she should run for president:
'He instructed her to get off of their bed and go to the full-length mirror in the bedroom. "If you can look at yourself and say it, then you are ready to run and you should," he explained. She listened, nodding internally and then got off the bed. Traversing the bedroom, she stood in front of the mirror.
Said Michele Bachmann, looking at herself: "I am President of the United States of America."'"

I'm assuming the unprinted end of that anedcote was "While Michele was doing so Marcus was successfully able to lift the mattress corner and hide the copy of Latino Inches he had been perusing before Michele's arrival"


Isn't that how Frankin decided to run for Senate?  "I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!"
 
2013-08-28 09:25:49 AM

LiberalWeenie: So what was her handle on WND? They have comments, right?


The same as her handle on StormFront. Just like every other Republican.
 
2013-08-28 09:30:11 AM
www.ratemyfunnypictures.com
 
2013-08-28 09:35:09 AM
thumbnails.hulu.com

/hot as she is nuts.
 
2013-08-28 09:36:21 AM
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2013-08-28 09:36:23 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: More Politics of Uganda, please!


Uganda is being influenced by our Christian Right. They have made it punishable by death to be gay.
 
2013-08-28 09:38:15 AM
This just in, subby?
 
2013-08-28 09:47:59 AM

Vodka Zombie: That whole article seemed like it was written by an 8th Grade remedial English class.


The awful writing made me think of the aspiring authors in this class.
 
2013-08-28 09:48:12 AM
Somebody refresh my memory -- was this Waldron the staffer who kept winding up behind closed doors with Michele B. during the campaign while actively stage-managing Marcus' whereabouts, or was that someone else?


UberDave: But it is interesting - usually, GOP politicians pander to to religious people but are often not crazy religious themselves. She's pretty freaking scary.



Yeah. What I always found remarkable is that she left the Wisconsin Synod Lutheran Church because it wasn't crazy enough for her.
 
2013-08-28 09:49:34 AM
Sounds like a fun read but may wait til used copies show up on Amazon
 
2013-08-28 09:50:03 AM
If thats the juiciest bits of crap that somebody could dig up on Bachmann for print, I would want my money back.
 
2013-08-28 09:52:58 AM
As far as I'm concerned, she's already dead and buried in the annals of history.
 
2013-08-28 09:53:42 AM
In the olden days, people like her would be burned, drowned or hung for the disservice they've done to humanity.

Just sayin'....
 
2013-08-28 09:56:17 AM

SomeoneDumb: As far as I'm concerned, she's already dead and buried in the annals of history.




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"Did someone say... oh, you meant the other thing.  :-("

 
2013-08-28 10:02:45 AM

HotWingConspiracy: I still want to make the sex with her. I'd settle for on her.


Ew.  Just, ew.
 
2013-08-28 10:03:23 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "While Michele was doing so Marcus was successfully able to lift the mattress corner and hide the copy of Latino Inches he had been perusing before Michele's arrival"



Worldnet Daily  said it was Fat Black Inches, fwiw
 
2013-08-28 10:06:42 AM
Tension between Bachmann's secular and evangelical worlds led many to question Bachamnn's faith and prompted a "faith intervention."

This is what's wrong with the modern GOP.
 
2013-08-28 10:07:54 AM

theknuckler_33: mattharvest: Mr. Coffee Nerves: She listened, nodding internally and then got off the bed.

What on Earth does "nodding internally" mean?  Nodding is an external gesture without a sound, so "nodding internally" sounds like another way of saying "Doing nothing."

Kinda like 'praying'.


"Praying" - meditation or supplication - can focus a person's thoughts or desires. It can be useful for your state of mind.

"Internal nodding" is more like "dehydrated water".
 
2013-08-28 10:10:28 AM
Like most in the GOP and many in politics in general, she's just a celebrity and a smokescreen for the shadow council ruling us.  The Rothschilds, Gettys, etc., etc., etc.
 
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