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2013-08-28 09:56:09 AM
www.overthinkingit.com
 
2013-08-28 10:02:38 AM
Wait till Saturday.
 
2013-08-28 10:03:17 AM
Enjoy your sh*tshow, Patriots fans.
 
2013-08-28 10:05:27 AM
Wasn't there an article a week or so ago stating that his talent level has dropped so low that the only thing he can probably do nowadays is just block?

/forgot where I read that
//probably on the God-hating CNN
 
2013-08-28 10:07:07 AM

WTF Indeed: Enjoy your sh*tshow, Patriots fans.


Actually it's been pretty amusing so far, so thanks.
 
2013-08-28 10:11:36 AM

fatalvenom: Wait till Saturday.


Tebow will get cut after week 1 so the Bills can't pick him up.
 
2013-08-28 10:11:58 AM
I just feel like you pulled the trigger on that headline a bit soon subby. Shouldn't he MAKE the team first?
 
2013-08-28 10:13:58 AM
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. He hasn't been crucified yet. That will be coming this weekend.
 
2013-08-28 10:14:59 AM

oryx: Let's not get ahead of ourselves. He hasn't been crucified yet. That will be coming this weekend.


I hope it's a Friday night game....
 
2013-08-28 10:21:44 AM
It's important to remember, no matter what happens to the Teeb, the Jets still owe the Broncos $1.53M.
That's more than what Timmanuel signed for with the Pats.
I'm not a fan or hater of any of those teams but that cracks me up.

A part of me wants to see Tebow make the regular roster and be a part of a come from behind winning play, just to watch the circus which would surely follow.
 
2013-08-28 10:22:58 AM
The Pats need him to start Thursday's final preseason game for them.  They don't want to risk Brady and Mallet.  They are keeping him just to fill those minutes.  After that game, he is gone.
 
2013-08-28 10:23:52 AM
Playoff wins by a Bronco's quarterback:

Tebow: 1
Manning: 0

Nice jerb donkeys.

//Hoping Timmy ends up starting in Buffalo. For the lulz.
 
2013-08-28 10:28:12 AM

WhoopAssWayne: Playoff wins by a Bronco's quarterback:

Tebow: 1
Manning: 0


How to tell someone knows nothing about football.
 
2013-08-28 10:28:59 AM

WhoopAssWayne: //Hoping Timmy ends up starting in Buffalo. For the lulz.



There's a slight drop-off of intellect of starting QBs there, from a Hah-vahd graduation in Fitzmagic to a typical product of the Flo-duh Edjy-kashun Sisssstim who looks like a SIDS baby that was fed HydroxyCut.
 
2013-08-28 10:31:32 AM

SlothB77: The Pats need him to start Thursday's final preseason game for them.  They don't want to risk Brady and Mallet.  They are keeping him just to fill those minutes.  After that game, he is gone.


Please. Bill Belichick would never treat a player like that, like they're just an impersonal cog in a machine, to be used and then disposed of when their usefulness has expired.
 
2013-08-28 10:35:03 AM
And on the 3rd day he was cut
 
2013-08-28 10:36:39 AM
Glory be to the Tebus, in all his sidearming ways. He is Risen. Halle-lou. Halle-lou. Halle-lou.
 
2013-08-28 10:37:12 AM

EyeballKid: Hah-vahd graduation in Fitzmagic


Too bad that fancy-pants degree didn't translate into wins.

Yanks_RSJ: How to tell someone knows nothing about football.


How to tell someone is butthurt. Good luck winning with frankenneck.

Seriously - get Tebow to the Bills. Yes, he sucks in practice, but he's magic in the last 5 minutes of a game. Let's not forget, that playoff win was sealed by a Tebow pass and was just an amazing game to watch. How can a football fan not enjoy that?
 
2013-08-28 10:39:39 AM
He's making the team, good night. Do the Pats even have a 4th QB in camp right now? What the hell, they're going to cut Tebow and pickup....Stanzi? Graham Harrell?
 
2013-08-28 10:40:23 AM
I still want him to survive the cut down to 53 just so belichick uses Tebow against the Jets.

The face on Ryan when/if Tebow scores a TD for the pats would be priceless.
 
2013-08-28 10:42:25 AM

EyeballKid: WhoopAssWayne: //Hoping Timmy ends up starting in Buffalo. For the lulz.


There's a slight drop-off of intellect of starting QBs there, from a Hah-vahd graduation in Fitzmagic to a typical product of the Flo-duh Edjy-kashun Sisssstim who looks like a SIDS baby that was fed HydroxyCut.


Look everyone, the guy who's proud to be a roller derby announcer is calling someone else a dumb redneck.
 
2013-08-28 10:44:40 AM

Primitive Screwhead: It's important to remember, no matter what happens to the Teeb, the Jets still owe the Broncos $1.53M.
That's more than what Timmanuel signed for with the Pats.
I'm not a fan or hater of any of those teams but that cracks me up.

A part of me wants to see Tebow make the regular roster and be a part of a come from behind winning play, just to watch the circus which would surely follow.


ESPN would stop talking about Johnny Manziel for 5 minutes?
 
2013-08-28 10:45:09 AM

FLMountainMan: Look everyone, the guy who's proud to be a roller derby announcer is calling someone else a dumb redneck.


Tell your dad to take a break so you can fark yourself for a while.
 
2013-08-28 10:45:31 AM

PsyLord: Wasn't there an article a week or so ago stating that his talent level has dropped so low that the only thing he can probably do nowadays is just block?

/forgot where I read that
//probably on the God-hating CNN


If CNN says something, assume the opposite is true. So that would mean Tebow is now Joe Montana
 
2013-08-28 10:47:00 AM
And he can't be worse than Geno Smith and Mark Sanchez. I think it'd violate the laws of physics to suck that much
 
2013-08-28 10:47:18 AM

Dinobot: The face on Ryan when/if Tebow scores a TD for the pats would be priceless.


On a pick-six from Sanchez.

It would be the essence of Jets-fail.
 
2013-08-28 10:47:52 AM

Yanks_RSJ: WhoopAssWayne: Playoff wins by a Bronco's quarterback:

Tebow: 1
Manning: 0

How to tell someone knows nothing about football.


It's still an amusing stat.
 
2013-08-28 10:48:50 AM

Gulper Eel: Dinobot: The face on Ryan when/if Tebow scores a TD for the pats would be priceless.

On a pick-six from Sanchez.

It would be the essence of Jets-fail.


No, that'll be if Sanchez starts week one and Revis ends up with a pick six.

Which, as a Jets fan, is my worst nightmare for the season. As long as that can be avoided, I'll be OK.
 
2013-08-28 10:48:57 AM

EyeballKid: FLMountainMan: Look everyone, the guy who's proud to be a roller derby announcer is calling someone else a dumb redneck.

Tell your dad to take a break so you can fark yourself for a while.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-28 10:50:54 AM
Bad news, he's going to make the team. Prepare yourself for a football season full of Tebow headlines.
 
2013-08-28 10:52:24 AM

WhoopAssWayne: Playoff wins by a Bronco's quarterback:

Tebow: 1
Manning: 0

Nice jerb donkeys.

//Hoping Timmy ends up starting in Buffalo. For the lulz.


You realize Manning has a Super Bowl ring and so far, has only played with the Broncos one season, during which he was recovering from neck surgery.

I'll put it this way, if God loved Tim Tebow, he wouldn't be making him carry the luggage of the supermodel banging heathen that kicked his ass in the playoffs.
 
2013-08-28 10:58:36 AM

stoli n coke: I'll put it this way, if God loved Tim Tebow, he wouldn't be making him carry the luggage of the supermodel banging heathen that kicked his ass in the playoffs.


Actually, if Judeo-Christian fairy tales are true, then God's a bit of a dick. You see how he treated his own boy? You ever noticed what life's like for the people he allegedly chose?
 
2013-08-28 11:00:53 AM

stoli n coke: WhoopAssWayne: Playoff wins by a Bronco's quarterback:

Tebow: 1
Manning: 0

Nice jerb donkeys.

//Hoping Timmy ends up starting in Buffalo. For the lulz.

You realize Manning has a Super Bowl ring and so far, has only played with the Broncos one season, during which he was recovering from neck surgery.

I'll put it this way, if God loved Tim Tebow, he wouldn't be making him carry the luggage of the supermodel banging heathen that kicked his ass in the playoffs.


He still didn't get any farther then Tebow did in the playoffs for the Broncos...

I like Peyton, he sucks in cold weather though, I never understood why he went to Denver for that reason.
 
2013-08-28 11:04:41 AM

soopey: fatalvenom: Wait till Saturday.

Tebow will get cut after week 1 so the Bills can't pick him up.


If you were New England wouldnt it make better strategic sense to let him start for the Bills? Combine his suckage with lack of knowing the Bills Playbook and it is a guaranteed 25 Point win.

jayhawk88:He's making the team, good night. Do the Pats even have a 4th QB in camp right now? What the hell, they're going to cut Tebow and pickup....Stanzi? Graham Harrell?.

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2013-08-28 11:07:01 AM

mjones73: stoli n coke: WhoopAssWayne: Playoff wins by a Bronco's quarterback:

Tebow: 1
Manning: 0

Nice jerb donkeys.

//Hoping Timmy ends up starting in Buffalo. For the lulz.

You realize Manning has a Super Bowl ring and so far, has only played with the Broncos one season, during which he was recovering from neck surgery.

I'll put it this way, if God loved Tim Tebow, he wouldn't be making him carry the luggage of the supermodel banging heathen that kicked his ass in the playoffs.

He still didn't get any farther then Tebow did in the playoffs for the Broncos...

I like Peyton, he sucks in cold weather though, I never understood why he went to Denver for that reason.


$?
 
2013-08-28 11:07:03 AM

WhoopAssWayne: How to tell someone is butthurt. Good luck winning with frankenneck.


I am most certainly not a Broncos fan, but thanks all the same.  "Butthurt" is a term used by idiots incapable of engaging in an actual discussion.

Aarontology: It's still an amusing stat.


It's not a stat, it's happenstance.  For starters, Peyton's Broncos won enough games to avoid playing a Wild Card game.  Second, Peyton Manning had his team ahead by a touchdown with 1:09 left in the game, and only an awful play by Rahim Moore on a desperation heave prevented Denver from hosting the AFC Championship Game.

But yeah, Tim Tebow won a playoff game despite completing less than 50% of his passes against a defense playing without their best defensive back because he has a sickle cell condition that prevents him from playing at high altitudes.  All Tebow.
 
2013-08-28 11:07:29 AM

mjones73: stoli n coke: WhoopAssWayne: Playoff wins by a Bronco's quarterback:

Tebow: 1
Manning: 0

Nice jerb donkeys.

//Hoping Timmy ends up starting in Buffalo. For the lulz.

You realize Manning has a Super Bowl ring and so far, has only played with the Broncos one season, during which he was recovering from neck surgery.

I'll put it this way, if God loved Tim Tebow, he wouldn't be making him carry the luggage of the supermodel banging heathen that kicked his ass in the playoffs.

He still didn't get any farther then Tebow did in the playoffs for the Broncos...

I like Peyton, he sucks in cold weather though, I never understood why he went to Denver for that reason.


Yeah dumbasses.  Don't you know that all rings and previous wins are forfeit once you sign with a new team?
 
2013-08-28 11:12:49 AM

EyeballKid: stoli n coke: I'll put it this way, if God loved Tim Tebow, he wouldn't be making him carry the luggage of the supermodel banging heathen that kicked his ass in the playoffs.

Actually, if Judeo-Christian fairy tales are true, then God's a bit of a dick. You see how he treated his own boy? You ever noticed what life's like for the people he allegedly chose?


If this world does have an author then that author makes George R.R. Martin look like Dr Seuss.

I would love to see Tebow light it up Thursday and show enough to stay on the Pats roster
and then get used against the Jets for the kind of plays Rex  promised Jet fans last season.

I expect Tebow to stink it up and get cut though.
 
2013-08-28 11:13:42 AM

Primitive Screwhead: It's important to remember, no matter what happens to the Teeb, the Jets still owe the Broncos $1.53M.


i forget the name of the former jets GM, he's now an agent, but.....that and the approximate $22M - $24M guarantee for 2012 and I think 2013, are astonishing bookends for managerial incompetence.

1.5M isn't shiat all things considered, but that the Jets are still paying for him when he's no lock to even be in the NFL sunday morning, is amazing.
 
2013-08-28 11:20:01 AM

sammyk: ESPN would stop talking about Johnny Manziel for 5 minutes?


Can you imagine the massive stroke inducing orgasm, they would have at the Bristol office?

Copy would read something like:

Te-Te-Tebow
Manziel

Te-te-Tebow
Manziel

Te-te-Tebow
Manziel

Ni-Ni-Ni-Ni-Ni-Nike
 
2013-08-28 11:25:37 AM

rickythepenguin: 1.5M isn't shiat all things considered, but that the Jets are still paying for him when he's no lock to even be in the NFL sunday morning, is amazing.


"the Jets are paying more for a ghost than the Patriots will pay over two years for the actual player -- if he makes the team."

4.bp.blogspot.com

/Casper cake is f'n creepy
//does Tebow make it a "Holy Ghost"?
///that's bad and I should feel bad
 
2013-08-28 11:26:41 AM

Yanks_RSJ: WhoopAssWayne: How to tell someone is butthurt. Good luck winning with frankenneck.

I am most certainly not a Broncos fan, but thanks all the same.  "Butthurt" is a term used by idiots incapable of engaging in an actual discussion.

Aarontology: It's still an amusing stat.

It's not a stat, it's happenstance.  For starters, Peyton's Broncos won enough games to avoid playing a Wild Card game.  Second, Peyton Manning had his team ahead by a touchdown with 1:09 left in the game, and only an awful play by Rahim Moore on a desperation heave prevented Denver from hosting the AFC Championship Game.

But yeah, Tim Tebow won a playoff game despite completing less than 50% of his passes against a defense playing without their best defensive back because he has a sickle cell condition that prevents him from playing at high altitudes.  All Tebow.


Look I love the steelers, but pretending that Ryan Clark is their best DB does not excuse their utter failure to stop Tim Tebow.
 
2013-08-28 11:28:35 AM

Primitive Screwhead: "the Jets are paying more for a ghost than the Patriots will pay over two years for the actual player -- if he makes the team."


i wasn't clear, the $22-$24M (over two years, which I believe was 2012 and 2013, but may in fact be 2013 and 2014) is money guaranteed to Sanchez.  Being an NFL contract, there are some years beyond that that are not guaranteed but, yeah, they locked him motherfarking down when there was no reason to.
 
2013-08-28 11:29:08 AM

Yanks_RSJ: WhoopAssWayne: How to tell someone is butthurt. Good luck winning with frankenneck.

I am most certainly not a Broncos fan, but thanks all the same.  "Butthurt" is a term used by idiots incapable of engaging in an actual discussion.

Aarontology: It's still an amusing stat.

It's not a stat, it's happenstance.  For starters, Peyton's Broncos won enough games to avoid playing a Wild Card game.  Second, Peyton Manning had his team ahead by a touchdown with 1:09 left in the game, and only an awful play by Rahim Moore on a desperation heave prevented Denver from hosting the AFC Championship Game.

But yeah, Tim Tebow won a playoff game despite completing less than 50% of his passes against a defense playing without their best defensive back because he has a sickle cell condition that prevents him from playing at high altitudes.  All Tebow.


Peyton had a lead in the first place because Trindon Holliday and the kicker scored more than half the Bronco's points that day.
 
2013-08-28 11:34:16 AM
Only reason NE is keeping Tebow is to ensure the Jets keep paying Tebow's tender to Denver.
 
2013-08-28 11:34:39 AM
QBs with more playoff wins than Tebow:

Frank Reich
Richard Todd
Kordell Stewart
Jay Schroeder
Tony Eason
 
2013-08-28 11:35:48 AM
Oh, how the hell did I forget Stan Humphries?  Or Mike Tomczak?
 
2013-08-28 11:36:22 AM

rickythepenguin: Primitive Screwhead: "the Jets are paying more for a ghost than the Patriots will pay over two years for the actual player -- if he makes the team."

i wasn't clear, the $22-$24M (over two years, which I believe was 2012 and 2013, but may in fact be 2013 and 2014) is money guaranteed to Sanchez.  Being an NFL contract, there are some years beyond that that are not guaranteed but, yeah, they locked him motherfarking down when there was no reason to.


Ya know what, that even funnier.
Rex must really like watching his wife bang Mark.
 
2013-08-28 11:36:25 AM

Princess Ryans Knickers: Only reason NE is keeping Tebow is to ensure the Jets keep paying Tebow's tender to Denver.


They want a scrub QB for non-game 4. Same reason the Ravens hired a UDFA Rookie QB last week. Camp body to protect the starter and backup.
 
2013-08-28 11:36:42 AM
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