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(Talking Points Memo)   Steve Lonegan would like you to know that when he "likes being a guy" when speculating about Booker being gay. Well isn't that just precious   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com ) divider line
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2013-08-28 08:03:45 AM  
Fark....how did I forget to take out that first "when"?


goddamn, I need to start drinking coffee
 
2013-08-28 08:23:05 AM  
Steve Lonegan's name always reminds me of Abby's Flying Fairy School. If Cory Booker for some reason even needed to produce negative campaign ads, he should have them say, "Cory Booker is literally rescuing people from fires. And where's Lonegan? He's gone again."
 
2013-08-28 08:47:57 AM  

JerseyTim: Steve Lonegan's name always reminds me of Abby's Flying Fairy School. If Cory Booker for some reason even needed to produce negative campaign ads, he should have them say, "Cory Booker is literally rescuing people from fires. And where's Lonegan? He's gone again."


[Ominous voice]

"Cory Booker rescued a family from their burning Newark home. Where was Lonegan during all of this? His campaign won't say, but he has a well documented history with starting fires. Isn't that interesting?"

Paid for by New Jerseyians Against Pyromaniac Republican Gubernatorial Candidates
 
2013-08-28 08:57:15 AM  
FTFA: "As a guy, I personally like being a guy"

Pretty sure most gay guys like being guys too, champ. Don't quit your day job.
 
2013-08-28 09:19:31 AM  
Lonegan is just playing to the base.  not even trying to get the middle of the road voters.  fark him.
 
2013-08-28 09:39:33 AM  
"It's kind of weird. As a guy, I personally like being a guy," Lonegan said. "I don't know if you saw the stories last year. They've been out for quite a bit about how he likes to go out at three o'clock in the morning for a manicure and a pedicure."

This old tactic? "Oh he isn't a man if he is gay" sh*t? Last time I checked, a man had a penis, and a set of balls/ testicles. Everything else was culturally driven.
 
2013-08-28 09:44:15 AM  
"I have a more peculiar fetish. I like a good Scotch and a cigar. That's my fetish but we'll just compare the two."

So you like to get drunk and suck on phallic objects. That's cool, to each their own.

People that feel the need to defend their sexuality are usually the least secure in their sexuality.

Also, fark him for feeding into stereotypes.
 
2013-08-28 09:44:16 AM  

Nadie_AZ: "It's kind of weird. As a guy, I personally like being a guy," Lonegan said. "I don't know if you saw the stories last year. They've been out for quite a bit about how he likes to go out at three o'clock in the morning for a manicure and a pedicure."

This old tactic? "Oh he isn't a man if he is gay" sh*t? Last time I checked, a man had a penis, and a set of balls/ testicles. Everything else was culturally driven.


I got yelled at for being insensitive for having such a narrow definition of male/female gender lines.  apparently, it's not so clear cut.

Maybe Lonegan doesn't know what year it is.  I'm not sure "gay shaming" the other guy is quite as effective in 2013, when state after state is legalizing gay marriage.
 
2013-08-28 09:44:30 AM  
I guess his favorite show is probably not Gays And The Single Mom.  It's the story of a single mom, on welfare, living with a  gay guy.

/why no it doesn't exist... yet.
 
2013-08-28 09:45:01 AM  
This guy also gets manicures and pedicures.

static.comicvine.com
 
2013-08-28 09:47:43 AM  
Again I say, this is what Nathan Lane would look like if he were a repressed straight Republican.
 
2013-08-28 09:47:46 AM  

Nadie_AZ: "It's kind of weird. As a guy, I personally like being a guy," Lonegan said. "I don't know if you saw the stories last year. They've been out for quite a bit about how he likes to go out at three o'clock in the morning for a manicure and a pedicure."

This old tactic? "Oh he isn't a man if he is gay" sh*t? Last time I checked, a man had a penis, and a set of balls/ testicles. Everything else was culturally driven.


Chelsea Manning disagrees.
 
2013-08-28 09:48:30 AM  
Anyone who looks like this when they like to dress up as a guy really ought to leave cross-dressing to the professionals.

talkingpointsmemo.com
 
2013-08-28 09:48:40 AM  
Who?
 
2013-08-28 09:49:14 AM  
s2.dmcdn.net

RIP Doyle Lonnegan
 
2013-08-28 09:49:45 AM  
"I have a more peculiar fetish. I like a good Scotch and a cigar. That's my fetish but we'll just compare the two."

Sounds pretty gay, bro.
 
2013-08-28 09:50:12 AM  

exparrot: Nadie_AZ: "It's kind of weird. As a guy, I personally like being a guy," Lonegan said. "I don't know if you saw the stories last year. They've been out for quite a bit about how he likes to go out at three o'clock in the morning for a manicure and a pedicure."

This old tactic? "Oh he isn't a man if he is gay" sh*t? Last time I checked, a man had a penis, and a set of balls/ testicles. Everything else was culturally driven.

Chelsea Manning disagrees.


Well, Chelsea has to go get that stem on her apple removed.
 
2013-08-28 09:51:30 AM  
Goddamnit subby, where the f*ck did you learn....

somedude210: Fark....how did I forget to take out that first "when"?


goddamn, I need to start drinking coffee


Ok, nevermind.  A Fark first!  Subby ownership of a mistake!

+1 subby
 
2013-08-28 09:52:06 AM  
In an interview with Newsmax

Nothing good has ever followed this phrase.
 
2013-08-28 09:52:53 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: "I have a more peculiar fetish. I like a good Scotch and a cigar. That's my fetish but we'll just compare the two."

Sounds pretty gay, bro.


Meh, not really. But a pretty stupid comment for him to make regardless.
 
2013-08-28 09:53:58 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: "I have a more peculiar fetish. I like a good Scotch and a cigar. That's my fetish but we'll just compare the two."

Sounds pretty gay, bro.


no doubt.  "I like to get drunk and put hot things in my mouth!  Manly man am I!"
 
2013-08-28 09:55:36 AM  
FTA: "I don't like going out in the middle of the night, or any time of the day, for a manicure and pedicure," Lonegan said. "It was described as his peculiar fetish . . .I have a more peculiar fetish. I like a good Scotch and a cigar. That's my fetish but we'll just compare the two."
A good Scotch and a cigar is not a peculiar fetish.  Lots of men and women like a good Scotch and a cigar and it's not considered peculiar by most people.
It just depends on where you are placing them.  So where exactly are you placing them?
 
2013-08-28 09:56:25 AM  

Debeo Summa Credo: HotWingConspiracy: "I have a more peculiar fetish. I like a good Scotch and a cigar. That's my fetish but we'll just compare the two."

Sounds pretty gay, bro.

Meh, not really. But a pretty stupid comment for him to make regardless.


Defending your heterosexuality always sounds gay. Always.
 
2013-08-28 09:57:42 AM  
"I don't like going out in the middle of the night, or any time of the day, for a manicure and pedicure," Lonegan said. "It was described as his peculiar fetish . . .I have a more peculiar fetish. I like a good Scotch and a cigar. That's my fetish but we'll just compare the two."

StoplikingwhatIdon'tlike.jpg

Conservatives are children.
 
2013-08-28 09:58:41 AM  

Debeo Summa Credo: HotWingConspiracy: "I have a more peculiar fetish. I like a good Scotch and a cigar. That's my fetish but we'll just compare the two."

Sounds pretty gay, bro.

Meh, not really. But a pretty stupid comment for him to make regardless.


I guess we should say it doesn't really sound straight or gay, same with manicures. I can't really wrap my head around assigning a sexual preference to any activity outside of sex.

If you believe there aren't gay men drinking scotch and smoking cigars, and no straight men getting manicures, you need to get out more.
 
2013-08-28 09:58:50 AM  
I don't like cigars or scotch and I've had both a manicure and pedicure.  Apparently I'm gay.  I was not aware of this.

On the other hand, I do believe there are gay people who don't have manicures and pedicures and enjoy a good scotch and cigar

Is there anything this man says that isn't dumb?
 
2013-08-28 09:59:21 AM  

theknuckler_33: "I don't like going out in the middle of the night, or any time of the day, for a manicure and pedicure," Lonegan said. "It was described as his peculiar fetish . . .I have a more peculiar fetish. I like a good Scotch and a cigar. That's my fetish but we'll just compare the two."

StoplikingwhatIdon'tlike.jpg

Conservatives are children.


CHURCH!
 
2013-08-28 09:59:23 AM  

Car_Ramrod: "I have a more peculiar fetish. I like a good Scotch and a cigar. That's my fetish but we'll just compare the two."

So you like to get drunk and suck on phallic objects. That's cool, to each their own.


"Freud said sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.  Yeah, and sometimes it's a BIG BROWN DICK!"  ~ G. Carlin
 
2013-08-28 10:01:27 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: "I have a more peculiar fetish. I like a good Scotch and a cigar. That's my fetish but we'll just compare the two."

Sounds pretty gay, bro.


He likes to get drunk before sucking on a phallic object.  Calling it a fetish only means he gets an hard-on when doing it.
 
2013-08-28 10:03:10 AM  
Sounds like this guy is really insecure about his "manhood".
 
2013-08-28 10:03:51 AM  
I like a good Scotch and a cigar. That's my fetish but we'll just compare the two.

That's what got Clinton in trouble, man.
 
2013-08-28 10:04:11 AM  

ManateeGag: Nadie_AZ: "It's kind of weird. As a guy, I personally like being a guy," Lonegan said. "I don't know if you saw the stories last year. They've been out for quite a bit about how he likes to go out at three o'clock in the morning for a manicure and a pedicure."

This old tactic? "Oh he isn't a man if he is gay" sh*t? Last time I checked, a man had a penis, and a set of balls/ testicles. Everything else was culturally driven.

I got yelled at for being insensitive for having such a narrow definition of male/female gender lines.  apparently, it's not so clear cut.

Maybe Lonegan doesn't know what year it is.  I'm not sure "gay shaming" the other guy is quite as effective in 2013, when state after state is legalizing gay marriage.


That's the point for these idiots. It *should be*. Just like in the 50s when America was 'MURICA!

Boy the way Glenn Miller played
Songs that made the hit parade
Guys like us we had it made
THOSE were the days

And you knew who you were then
Girls were girls and men were men
Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again

Didn't need no welfare state
Everybody pulled his weight
Gee, our old LaSalle ran great
Those were the days!
 
2013-08-28 10:04:48 AM  
Not a fetish? Paul Blart really should google gay / cigar.
 
2013-08-28 10:04:50 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: I don't like cigars or scotch and I've had both a manicure and pedicure.  Apparently I'm gay.  I was not aware of this.

On the other hand, I do believe there are gay people who don't have manicures and pedicures and enjoy a good scotch and cigar

Is there anything this man says that isn't dumb?


I'm still waiting, but statistically, it's possible.
 
2013-08-28 10:05:30 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: I guess his favorite show is probably not Gays And The Single Mom.  It's the story of a single mom, on welfare, living with a  gay guy.

/why no it doesn't exist... yet.


Does Jennifer Aniston star in it, because I seem to remember her doing a movie along those lines?
 
2013-08-28 10:06:00 AM  

someonelse: [526x297 from http://s2.dmcdn.net/6epv/526x297-7-J.jpg image 526x297]

RIP Doyle Lonnegan


NICE!

/+1
 
2013-08-28 10:06:15 AM  
"I have a more peculiar fetish. I like a good Scotch and a cigar. That's my fetish but we'll just compare the two."

Really?  Your interest in scotch and cigars rises to the level of a fetish?  Interesting....
 
2013-08-28 10:06:22 AM  

Fart_Machine: Sounds like this guy is really insecure about his "manhood".


This.

Also, he sounds like a huge asshole.
 
2013-08-28 10:07:18 AM  

Nadie_AZ: "It's kind of weird. As a guy, I personally like being a guy," Lonegan said. "I don't know if you saw the stories last year. They've been out for quite a bit about how he likes to go out at three o'clock in the morning for a manicure and a pedicure."

This old tactic? "Oh he isn't a man if he is gay" sh*t? Last time I checked, a man had a penis, and a set of balls/ testicles. Everything else was culturally driven.


I remember reading that Lebron James got manicures to stop his nail-biting habit.  According to Steve Lonegan, Lebron James is less of a man than he is.
 
2013-08-28 10:08:11 AM  
www.impactwrestling.com

/hot
 
2013-08-28 10:10:12 AM  
Some people appreciate a good manicure and/or pedicure when things start getting wild. Certainly better than a filthy cigar.

I don't live in New Jersey but that's how I'd vote.
 
2013-08-28 10:12:15 AM  

wellreadneck: Paul Blart


lulz!
 
2013-08-28 10:17:19 AM  

Aarontology: I like a good Scotch and a cigar. That's my fetish but we'll just compare the two.
That's what got Clinton in trouble, man.


How do you know it's a woman?  Let alone in his mouth?
 
2013-08-28 10:19:06 AM  
So, Republicans, how's that outreach to minorities and young people going?
 
2013-08-28 10:20:21 AM  
Most gay dudes I know like being a guy, too. They just like being a guy who likes other guys. It's like, "Man, I have a dick, and it's awesome. Wait, if I'm into other dudes, I have two dicks to work with? DOUBLE AWESOME!"
 
2013-08-28 10:21:23 AM  
This guy has no chance of winning the election, so who cares what he says?
 
2013-08-28 10:22:51 AM  

wxboy: This guy has no chance of winning the election, so who cares what he says?


If he's helping to further bury the GOP brand, it is amusing.
 
2013-08-28 10:24:18 AM  
When "En Vogue" got together years ago and sang "Whatta Man", I do not think that they had a guy like Steve Lonegan as a source of inspiration.
 
2013-08-28 10:26:52 AM  

eyeq360: FTA: "I don't like going out in the middle of the night, or any time of the day, for a manicure and pedicure," Lonegan said. "It was described as his peculiar fetish . . .I have a more peculiar fetish. I like a good Scotch and a cigar. That's my fetish but we'll just compare the two."
A good Scotch and a cigar is not a peculiar fetish.  Lots of men and women like a good Scotch and a cigar and it's not considered peculiar by most people.
It just depends on where you are placing them.  So where exactly are you placing them?


[monicalewinsky.jpg]
 
2013-08-28 10:27:59 AM  

eyeq360: Aarontology: I like a good Scotch and a cigar. That's my fetish but we'll just compare the two.
That's what got Clinton in trouble, man.

How do you know it's a woman?  Let alone in his mouth?


Well, if it's a guy there's stubble... shiat, you're right!
 
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