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2013-08-28 08:53:03 AM
"They Think NASCAR CEO Brian France Is Running A Secret Terrorist Organization"

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2013-08-28 09:13:37 AM
My favorite part was the endless stream of spelling and grammar errors.

Well, and the whole thing about NASCAR manufacturing amphetamines in it's spare time...
 
2013-08-28 09:30:41 AM
That's because the all the rednecks consider their pickups as their cure for ED.
 
2013-08-28 09:38:28 AM
One of the few times I watched part of a NASCAR race, I saw the Viagra car bump between a couple of
other cars and veer back & forth until the driver brought it to a controlled stop on the infield.

It kept shedding body panels, and in the end about the only thing visible was the huge VIAGRA logo on
the hood, which was about the only part of the car still attached to the frame.

It sure seemed appropriate somehow.
 
2013-08-28 10:22:28 AM
We complain about them every week, and there was an occutrence a few weeks ago while there was a major race event and we're watching a Viagra ad with a sailboat calmly moving in the breeze because they won't bother to switch back and we get a "WHILE WE WERE AWAY". We constantly ask one another what the motive is behind boner pill ads every week in NASCAR, and we still can't figure it out.

ED and Low T: Far more serious than lead changes and cautions
 
2013-08-28 10:23:55 AM
What really surprises me during televised NASCAR races (and NFL, MLB, and pretty much most other sports) is when the cameras pan through the crowd, women don't lift up their shirt and show off their tits... I mean, they've been drinking since morning and have been out in the sun all day. I MEAN COME! SHOW US YOUR TITS!
 
2013-08-28 10:32:25 AM

Great_Milenko: My favorite part was the endless stream of spelling and grammar errors.

Well, and the whole thing about NASCAR manufacturing amphetamines in it's spare time...


Yeah, it is almost as bad as posts on Fark.
 
2013-08-28 11:05:13 AM
I saw "rediculous" and had a seizure.
I don't complain about too much in the way of grammatical mistakes, but please.
 
2013-08-28 11:13:41 AM

taoistlumberjak: I saw "rediculous" and had a seizure.
I don't complain about too much in the way of grammatical mistakes, but please.


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2013-08-28 11:19:04 AM
But Danica stripping out of her suit down to bra and panties is still okay.
 
2013-08-28 11:41:23 AM

OtherLittleGuy: But Danica stripping out of her suit down to bra and panties is still okay.


there were complaints about that in TFA too
 
2013-08-28 11:52:30 AM
So Im surprised this got green lighted but the Kurt Busch signing with SHR stories didnt

Kurt, Tony, Harvick and Danica all driving for one team should be interesting

They were saying that half of the chance next year should be HMS and SHR drivers....

So if 6 of 8 are expected to make the chance, does that mean Dale Jr and Danica will be doing more commercials? :)
 
2013-08-28 12:08:44 PM

smerfnablin: So Im surprised this got green lighted but the Kurt Busch signing with SHR stories didnt


submitted one monday.. red with 0 comments, so I shrugged

You just gotta feel for Newman.. having someone signed to a 4th car just 6 weeks after they told you they can't afford a 4th car
 
2013-08-28 01:18:02 PM

smerfnablin: So Im surprised this got green lighted but the Kurt Busch signing with SHR stories didnt


I've nearly given up on submitting anything race-news related only because it never gets greened. An article about TNT and ESPN wanting to give up their TV rights a year early I submitted? Redlit.

The twitter was a good time at the SHR press conference yesterday however
 
2013-08-28 01:31:32 PM
I'm trying to get a clearer picture for 2014..

Furniture Row is now looking for a driver.
Montoya and Newman are looking for rides. Mark Martin also wants a ride, but not -full-time.

Is EGR planning to replace Montoya, or are they just gonna put all their eggs in that McMurray basket?
Is Jeffy still driving the 24 next year?
 
2013-08-28 01:39:27 PM

OtherLittleGuy: But Danica stripping out of her suit down to bra and panties is still okay.


Yes.

opreme.com

Yes it is.
 
2013-08-28 03:56:17 PM
Holy PCP trip, Batman!

That Brian France complaint is something!
 
2013-08-28 10:29:52 PM
I never see sexy hamburger ads when I watch the race.  :(
 
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