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2013-08-28 09:00:07 AM
5 votes:
I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration of surveillance in the history of our nation.

I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the concept of total information awareness.

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be monitored, every hill and mountain shall be made surveilled, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and my analysts shall see it together, inside of SCIFs.

I have a dream that my two little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by just their  metadata, but by the content of their communications.

I have a dream today.


And if America is to be a great nation this must become true. So let drones watch the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let drones watch the mighty mountains of New York. Let drones watch the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania!

Let drones watch the snowcapped Rockies of Colorado!

Let drones watch the curvaceous slopes of California!

But not only that; let drones watch Stone Mountain of Georgia!

Let drones watch Lookout Mountain of Tennessee!

Let drones watch every hill and molehill of Mississippi. From up far above, let drones watch.
2013-08-28 09:34:41 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-28 09:41:27 AM
1 votes:
We have a Hulk
2013-08-28 09:14:02 AM
1 votes:
Citizens behave
That's what they want us all to do
And watch what you say
Our government's spying so we're

Running just as fast as we can
Keeping all our secrets from The Man
Tryin' to keep our Constitutional rights
But then we take a step to far
The Feds are knockin' at the door
We hear them say

We're using drones now
There's nowhere in this country
You'll be able to hide
We're using drones now
You had to rock the boat
So now you're gonna die

'Don't question us
We're only hear for your protection
And don't make a fuss'
It's them against us and so we're

Running just as fast as we can
Keeping all our secrets from The Man
Tryin' to keep our Constitutional rights
But then we take a step to far
The Feds are knockin' at the door
We hear them say

We're using drones now
There's nowhere in this country
You'll be able to hide
We're using drones now
You had to rock the boat
So now you're gonna die

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN8u4LRhdfc
2013-08-28 08:45:10 AM
1 votes:
I like turtles.
2013-08-28 08:43:20 AM
1 votes:
I have an urge to strangle the yappy neighbour dogs who woke me up this morning.
2013-08-28 08:39:23 AM
1 votes:
In my pants
2013-08-28 08:35:05 AM
1 votes:
I have a flea bite.
2013-08-28 08:34:02 AM
1 votes:
I have a derp.
 
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