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2013-08-28 12:09:19 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-28 12:27:32 AM
Look where you are now, submitting headlines to some two-bit news site

and probably in the top 10 too
 
2013-08-28 12:30:42 AM
I don't remember thinking that!

/must be from the cocaine ...
 
2013-08-28 12:34:13 AM
They used to give me Ritalin as a yoot. All my friends, too. We were basically little speed freaks cranked up on amphetamines before even puberty. So fark your fear-mongering article.

COKE FOR EVERYONE!
 
2013-08-28 12:34:36 AM
Using cocaine makes you want to use more cocaine? No way!
 
2013-08-28 12:40:03 AM
All I remember is that I had three good decades of fun.
 
2013-08-28 01:17:39 AM
I hate the term "rewires the brain." You know what else rewires the brain? Memories.

You do coke once, you remember how awesome it is. Same for Mountain Dew.
 
2013-08-28 03:20:09 AM

violentsalvation: Using cocaine makes you want to use more cocaine? No way!


I mean, let me get this straight, if I drop 20 on a little dub of coke.. you mean to tell me that I'll call my guy up again within the hour and end up blowing my paycheck before I sleep? Jesus, that's crazy. I had no idea cocaine was so cocainey.

This new study should remind us not to forget the late Len Bias and the importance of D.A.R.E.
 
2013-08-28 04:16:54 AM
Never in my life have I ever thought, hey, cocaine sounds totally harmless and fun.

Except the song Cocaine by Eric Clapton.
 
2013-08-28 04:18:35 AM
i43.tinypic.com
Just ONE beer...
 
2013-08-28 04:21:26 AM
It rewires your brain to seek more cocaine.

So, if you only did coke once, well, it obviously didn't work.
 
2013-08-28 04:24:20 AM

impaler: I hate the term "rewires the brain." You know what else rewires the brain? Memories.

You do coke once, you remember how awesome it is. Same for Mountain Dew.


^this

Wasn't impressed with coke. Not a fan.

/does like diet Coke
/loves weed
 
2013-08-28 04:26:44 AM
Yes, every single time.
 
2013-08-28 04:30:27 AM
"the new study's results are especially alarming, showing that the brain can be altered after one dose."

Is this the academic equivalent of inflation? Whoring for grant money gets harder every day.
 
2013-08-28 04:31:16 AM
I used to be into cocaine, only the first couple of lines are enjoyable, everything after kind of sucks big time. Hell, if you don't have a six pack of beer and some weed, the comedown is unbearable. Don't do coke kids.
 
2013-08-28 04:36:11 AM
Thanks Jesus, for this dude.
www.globemagazine.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
De nada.
 
2013-08-28 04:36:30 AM

doglover: They used to give me Ritalin as a yoot. All my friends, too. We were basically little speed freaks cranked up on amphetamines before even puberty. So fark your fear-mongering article.



Same here. I know exactly what you're talking about.
 
2013-08-28 04:37:38 AM
The brain is altered after one cup of coffee, too. So what?

also this

31.media.tumblr.com

and this

static.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-28 04:38:37 AM
It smells good, too.
 
2013-08-28 04:39:18 AM
I've never had coke, so I must be ok.

...can't speak for the impact on my mind from all the other stuff I've done...
 
2013-08-28 04:43:10 AM
i.qkme.me
obigatory
 
2013-08-28 04:46:48 AM
I just thought I should leave this here. NSFWish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J10w3FuCwfQ
 
2013-08-28 04:47:58 AM
First time I tried it turned it  into a three day binge.  When I woke up I knew to leave it alone or it would kill me.  Sure I've done it a handful of times since in the last 20 years, but I never forgot that first lesson and always put a few years in between.  I'm not smart, just cautious.
 
2013-08-28 04:54:31 AM

doczoidberg: doglover: They used to give me Ritalin as a yoot. All my friends, too. We were basically little speed freaks cranked up on amphetamines before even puberty. So fark your fear-mongering article.


Same here. I know exactly what you're talking about.


If it cranks you up then you shouldn't have been given it in the first place.
 
2013-08-28 04:56:44 AM

skantea: First time I tried it turned it  into a three day binge.  When I woke up I knew to leave it alone or it would kill me.


The trick is to not be able to afford a lethal amount of cocaine.
 
2013-08-28 04:56:52 AM
I do coke so I can work longer...so I can make more money... So I can do more coke....so I can work longer....so I can make more money....So I can do more coke....so I can work longer....so I can make more money....So I can do more coke....
 
2013-08-28 05:00:46 AM
The real question is
Where did the find all those tiny mirrors, tiny rolled up bills and miniaturized bathroom stalls for the mice?
 
2013-08-28 05:01:04 AM
newsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2013-08-28 05:02:41 AM

nomechinges: The real question is
Where did the find all those tiny mirrors, tiny rolled up bills and miniaturized bathroom stalls for the mice?


Etsy.
 
2013-08-28 05:03:03 AM

violentsalvation: Using cocaine makes you want to use more cocaine? No way!


I have a buddy who tried coke once.  He said it made him feel really good for about 20 minutes, then the high wore off and he was craving more cocaine.
 
2013-08-28 05:04:19 AM
 
2013-08-28 05:04:31 AM

darkjezter: violentsalvation: Using cocaine makes you want to use more cocaine? No way!

I have a buddy who tried coke once.  He said it made him feel really good for about 20 minutes, then the high wore off and he was craving more cocaine.


You might want to get your sarcasmotron looked at.
 
2013-08-28 05:06:55 AM
Yeah, I do, then it did, then I lost a year of my life to a mental hospital. GOOD TIMES.

/EIP if that sound slike you
 
2013-08-28 05:07:44 AM
Ernest Gallo Clinic and Research Center

lol
 
2013-08-28 05:12:16 AM
Maybe Lamar Odom can use that as his excuse for marrying a Kardashian, once he comes down that is.
 
2013-08-28 05:13:46 AM

impaler: I hate the term "rewires the brain." You know what else rewires the brain? Memories.

You do coke once, you remember how awesome it is. Same for Mountain Dew.


Yep. There is a reason for the changes - I bet the moment a virgin has sex, something changes in their brain too.
 
2013-08-28 05:16:11 AM
let's do

the time warp

again.
 
2013-08-28 05:20:04 AM
This is junk science. The researcher claims that dendrites grew, then admitted that dendrites grow all the time anyway.
 
2013-08-28 05:24:24 AM
All I ever did was was bumps for a pick up at the clubs most of the time, there were a few times I went over that but really it was never my thing and just didn't grab me. Sure I can see how it can and well a person I once thought I trusted got me to try crack once that was some powerful evil mojo and the high was shorter lived than actual coke.
 
2013-08-28 05:25:37 AM
Reading that article once has re-wired my brain. I am less intelligent than I was prior to it.
 
2013-08-28 05:26:33 AM

squibbits: Reading that article once has re-wired my brain. I am less intelligent than I was prior to it.


www.themovies.co.za
 
2013-08-28 05:28:02 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: All I ever did was was bumps for a pick up at the clubs most of the time, there were a few times I went over that but really it was never my thing and just didn't grab me. Sure I can see how it can and well a person I once thought I trusted got me to try crack once that was some powerful evil mojo and the high was shorter lived than actual coke.


That's the problem with both crack and coke - it lasts only a little longer than Nos. At least shrooms will give you a good 3 hours.
 
2013-08-28 05:29:27 AM

WeenerGord: This is junk science. The researcher claims that dendrites grew, then admitted that dendrites grow all the time anyway.


People doing junk science to discredit drugs no way that would be almost as crazy as some one putting lab rats in an air tight container filled with marijuana smoke and then saying marijuana was deadly when the rats died.
 
2013-08-28 05:42:58 AM
coke's like anything. most people are fine if they do it in moderation

and drug science/reporting is almost exclusively absolute garbage.
 
2013-08-28 05:45:54 AM

Langdon_777: tinfoil-hat maggie: All I ever did was was bumps for a pick up at the clubs most of the time, there were a few times I went over that but really it was never my thing and just didn't grab me. Sure I can see how it can and well a person I once thought I trusted got me to try crack once that was some powerful evil mojo and the high was shorter lived than actual coke.

That's the problem with both crack and coke - it lasts only a little longer than Nos. At least shrooms will give you a good 3 hours.


It's true, it was never really my thing plus I'm a really laid back type so it was kind of unnatural for me weed and cid were my thing granted the acid was really only for vacations of a sort. Never had shrooms, they sound nice but well it just never happened.
 
2013-08-28 05:51:07 AM

HotWingAgenda: Never in my life have I ever thought, hey, cocaine sounds totally harmless and fun.

Except the song Cocaine by Eric Clapton.

 JJ Cale.

The man can play guitar, but you'd be astounded by how much material Eric Clapton didn't write, over the key years of his career.
 
2013-08-28 05:52:20 AM
You know who else did coke?
 
2013-08-28 05:52:52 AM

Lady J: coke's like anything. most people are fine if they do it in moderation

and drug science/reporting is almost exclusively absolute garbage.


Exactly. I wouldn't say it's all wonderful .but the truth is the biggest danger is the people you have to be around to sometimes to get it and the vice cops aren't saints.Had a friend get out of a huge wrap because the vice cop that busted her got busted so he couldn't testify.
 
2013-08-28 05:56:12 AM
Big deal.... if it were cheap and legal, we could all just use it daily, like the ten cups of coffee we need to get through a normal day in the office.

I have little doubt that the internet and smart phones aren't rewiring out brains... I cannot remember any phone numbers anymore.
 
2013-08-28 06:07:26 AM

HotWingAgenda: Never in my life have I ever thought, hey, cocaine sounds totally harmless and fun.

Except the song Cocaine by Eric Clapton.


You haven't been drunk enough then.
 
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