Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: So it's a case of assault but not buttery.
Cybernetic: I can't believe it's not battery.
geekbikerskum: It's jungle love, oleoleo
fusillade762: Officers arrived to find the victim covered in the imitation butter.a 52-year-old woman was arrested Saturday on suspicion of covering an International District restaurant's customers, including a baby, with soy sauce and chocolate milk.
mrEdude: bludgeoned seems a bit much
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