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(USA Today)   The 7 greatest coaching tirades in NFL history. Yeah, that one's on there. That one, too   (ftw.usatoday.com) divider line 41
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2013-08-27 07:27:41 PM
List fails without a thrown chair
 
2013-08-27 08:16:34 PM
Should have said List of Underachieving Coaches - yes, even Ditka.
 
2013-08-27 08:20:01 PM
Not bad... but virtual-serial-killer Kavis Reed of the Edmonton Eskimos deserves to be on this list, even if he is a CFL not NFL coach  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jogIFynycWI
 
2013-08-27 08:27:41 PM
NSFW

Extremely unsafe for work.

The night Buddy Rich coached Green Bay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8-uoTD4fMQ

Extremely unsafe for work

NSFW
 
2013-08-27 08:27:53 PM
Honorable mention:

Rex Ryan dodging questions and hetting angry about Captain Buttfumble's injured shoulder.
 
2013-08-27 08:39:53 PM

The_Sponge: Honorable mention:

Rex Ryan dodging questions and hetting angry about Captain Buttfumble's injured shoulder.


That was probably the inspiration behind the list.

/List nailed #1
 
2013-08-27 08:41:09 PM
yup, they are who I thought they were
 
2013-08-27 08:51:23 PM
Playoffs?  PLAYOFFS!?
 
2013-08-27 09:10:26 PM
before clicking the link, I had already crowned Denny Green's ass.
 
2013-08-27 09:15:40 PM
 
2013-08-27 09:15:49 PM

Agent Nick Fury: Should have said List of Underachieving Coaches - yes, even Ditka.


But he won Super Bowl 20 with the greatest D in the history of everything. If you don't believe me just watch him on NFL countdown because he'll mention it every 15 minutes

/guy's a hack
 
2013-08-27 09:17:08 PM

LarryDan43: The real #1 Hal McCrae
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kamDqL-AGzI


Mcrae.
 
2013-08-27 09:21:15 PM
Damn straight, Mora's Saints work is vastly underappreciated, lol.
 
2013-08-27 09:27:40 PM
You know, as a Niner's fan, I can appreciate what Singletary did for the team, in spite of his flaws. He was a terrible coach when it came to strategy and the X's & O's, but he got a young, undisciplined team into shape. Both Vernon Davis and Alex Smith were considered talented underachievers until after that first game under Coach Singletary. After that, both Davis and Smith woke up and started to play like they were always capable of. The success of Coach Harbaugh rests on the foundation that Singletary set.
 
2013-08-27 09:42:04 PM
 
2013-08-27 09:49:30 PM
While Mora's "Playoffs?" will always be a classic, I vote for the Saints interview, just because he starts out with "diddly poo", then gets worked up and starts dropping s-bombs right and left. Hilarious.
 
2013-08-27 11:01:41 PM

natural316: Agent Nick Fury: Should have said List of Underachieving Coaches - yes, even Ditka.

But he won Super Bowl 20 with the greatest D in the history of everything. If you don't believe me just watch him on NFL countdown because he'll mention it every 15 minutes

/guy's a hack


To be fair, that defense was stacked.  Dan Hampton and Richard Dent, with Singletary at MLB?
 
2013-08-27 11:13:18 PM

Agent Nick Fury: Should have said List of Underachieving Coaches - yes, even Ditka.


Jerry Burns didn't underachieve - he built a lot of the core personnel that Dennis Green rode to his early success.  And you can't blame him for his GM selling the farm for Herschel's Magic Beans.
 
2013-08-27 11:24:09 PM
I've always liked Mora Sr. He was a no bullshiat coach, much like the coaches I played for. Too many of the coaches these days are too touchy feely.
 
2013-08-27 11:28:53 PM

UNC_Samurai: Agent Nick Fury: Should have said List of Underachieving Coaches - yes, even Ditka.

Jerry Burns didn't underachieve - he built a lot of the core personnel that Dennis Green rode to his early success.  And you can't blame him for his GM selling the farm for Herschel's Magic Beans.


I'm assuming they still do this but the GM who engineered that one won the Star Tribune's Turkey of the Year award they gave out on the front page of the sports section every thanksgiving.  It set the bar really high for the following winners aside from Norm Green...those two should be honorary winners of that award every year.
 
2013-08-27 11:40:33 PM
Dennis Green is a past winner of the Turkey of the Year award...any time you can win an award and join the company of people like Billy Martin, Bobby Knight, Lou Holtz and 25 years of Golden Gopher Football that's something to put on your resume.

http://www.startribune.com/sports/180443441.html
 
2013-08-27 11:53:51 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: I've always liked Mora Sr. He was a no bullshiat coach, much like the coaches I played for. Too many of the coaches these days are too touchy feely.


Soooo....you played at Penn State?
 
2013-08-27 11:54:29 PM

fatalvenom: Your Average Witty Fark User: I've always liked Mora Sr. He was a no bullshiat coach, much like the coaches I played for. Too many of the coaches these days are too touchy feely.

Soooo....you played at Penn State?


Ratfarts...I screwed that up royally.
 
2013-08-27 11:55:45 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: natural316: Agent Nick Fury: Should have said List of Underachieving Coaches - yes, even Ditka.

But he won Super Bowl 20 with the greatest D in the history of everything. If you don't believe me just watch him on NFL countdown because he'll mention it every 15 minutes

/guy's a hack

To be fair, that defense was stacked.  Dan Hampton and Richard Dent, with Singletary at MLB?


I'm not saying it wasn't, I'm saying Ditka never goes a week without bringing up the 85 bears on countdown, time to move on mike, it was almost 30 years ago and any coach could have won with that D, even Rich Kotite
 
2013-08-28 12:00:46 AM
For an entire season, every home game, I had the pleasure of being in the locker room and listening to Glanville "talk" to the Falcons. He is the bizzarro Tony Robbins, able to make everyone just want to give up just to get away from him.
 
2013-08-28 12:10:52 AM

RoyFokker'sGhost: You know, as a Niner's fan, I can appreciate what Singletary did for the team, in spite of his flaws. He was a terrible coach when it came to strategy and the X's & O's, but he got a young, undisciplined team into shape. Both Vernon Davis and Alex Smith were considered talented underachievers until after that first game under Coach Singletary. After that, both Davis and Smith woke up and started to play like they were always capable of. The success of Coach Harbaugh rests on the foundation that Singletary set.


He would make a great assistant.  You can't have a guy whose nickname is "Samurai Mike," and is widely regarded among ex-Bears teammates from the Owl days as being extremely intense, be the head coach.

As for the list, I clicked to make sure Dennis Green was #1.  That was absolutely epic, and I watched the whole thing live.  The Bears comeback in that game was record-breaking.  One of Urlacher's career-defining games as well, the defense just imposed its will on Arizona, and Edgerrin James got horribly exposed.  He had 36 carries for 55 yards, with a fumble-six.
 
2013-08-28 12:13:21 AM
 
2013-08-28 01:35:26 AM

Your Average Witty Fark User: I've always liked Mora Sr. He was a no bullshiat coach, much like the coaches I played for. Too many of the coaches these days are too touchy feely.


It is because you have to be... I coach high school baseball and these kids are pussies compared to when I last played in 1999.
 
2013-08-28 05:29:24 AM

RoyFokker'sGhost: You know, as a Niner's fan, I can appreciate what Singletary did for the team, in spite of his flaws. He was a terrible coach when it came to strategy and the X's & O's, but he got a young, undisciplined team into shape. Both Vernon Davis and Alex Smith were considered talented underachievers until after that first game under Coach Singletary. After that, both Davis and Smith woke up and started to play like they were always capable of. The success of Coach Harbaugh rests on the foundation that Singletary set.


Alex Smith was on IR that whole season, and only played under Singletary in 2009 and 2010, both seasons losing his job to a backup.  Vernon Davis may have had his career saved by Singletary, but Smith has to give 100% credit to Harbaugh.
 
2013-08-28 06:46:51 AM

Majick Thise: List fails without a thrown chair


Which NFL coach threw a chair? I'm honestly curious, because I would love to see it.
 
2013-08-28 08:07:35 AM
Ditka had so many good ones and that's the one they pick?
 
2013-08-28 08:20:19 AM

RoyFokker'sGhost: You know, as a Niner's fan, I can appreciate what Singletary did for the team, in spite of his flaws. He was a terrible coach when it came to strategy and the X's & O's, but he got a young, undisciplined team into shape. Both Vernon Davis and Alex Smith were considered talented underachievers until after that first game under Coach Singletary. After that, both Davis and Smith woke up and started to play like they were always capable of. The success of Coach Harbaugh rests on the foundation that Singletary set.


As not a Niners fan, I have no problem with what Singletary did in that.  What?  A coach expects accountability and dedication at the highest level of the sport?  Shocking.

Ditka's presser looked like 10 different John Tortorella pressers.
 
2013-08-28 08:46:33 AM

natural316: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: natural316: Agent Nick Fury: Should have said List of Underachieving Coaches - yes, even Ditka.

But he won Super Bowl 20 with the greatest D in the history of everything. If you don't believe me just watch him on NFL countdown because he'll mention it every 15 minutes

/guy's a hack

To be fair, that defense was stacked.  Dan Hampton and Richard Dent, with Singletary at MLB?

I'm not saying it wasn't, I'm saying Ditka never goes a week without bringing up the 85 bears on countdown, time to move on mike, it was almost 30 years ago and any coach could have won with that D, even Rich Kotite


Take a knee Denny Green couldn't have won with that D
 
2013-08-28 08:56:40 AM
ratbastrd101:
Take a knee Denny Green couldn't have won with that D

you mean D'Knee Green?

for my money Burns would be number 1, partly because he can't calm himself down, partly because it was after a win
 
2013-08-28 09:18:11 AM
 
2013-08-28 10:31:30 AM

robsul82: Damn straight, Mora's Saints work is vastly underappreciated, lol.


Diddly poo is a term I actually use in normal conversation now.  Thanks Coach Mora.
 
2013-08-28 10:55:18 AM
Fat!

/ college, but still my fav
 
2013-08-28 10:56:09 AM
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"Amateurs"
 
2013-08-28 11:20:07 AM
drunk_bouncnbaloruber:

Alex Smith was on IR that whole season, and only played under Singletary in 2009 and 2010, both seasons losing his job to a backup.  Vernon Davis may have had his career saved by Singletary, but Smith has to give 100% credit to Harbaugh.

You're right; I forgot Smith was on the IR. Damn, your memory does get shot to shiat as you grow older...
 
2013-08-28 01:47:38 PM

fatalvenom: Your Average Witty Fark User: I've always liked Mora Sr. He was a no bullshiat coach, much like the coaches I played for. Too many of the coaches these days are too touchy feely.

Soooo....you played at Penn State?


Good job, good effort.
 
2013-08-28 08:21:39 PM

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Majick Thise: List fails without a thrown chair

Which NFL coach threw a chair? I'm honestly curious, because I would love to see it.


Bobby Knight but he wasn't NFL. I really didn't read the headline all the way through..
 
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