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(The Hollywood Gossip)   Kentucky schoolchildren alert First Lady: "Your food tastes like vomit". That's why her husband eats at 5 Guys, kids   (thehollywoodgossip.com) divider line 291
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2013-08-27 05:35:49 PM
Sounds like a bunch of picky eaters to me.
 
2013-08-27 05:45:44 PM
Poor little future type 2's!
 
2013-08-27 05:45:56 PM
Republicans are literally becoming bratty kids who throw a tantrum when they don't want to eat their vegetables.
 
2013-08-27 05:46:53 PM
I wonder how much of it is due to the regulations and how much of it is due to the districts trying to find the cheapest way possible to meet them.  If they're giving the kids canned green beans, canned peas, unenthusiastically prepared lean proteins, etc, I can see why they'd be annoyed.

It's a lot easier to make junk food taste 'good' than it is to make healthy raw ingredients taste good.  Deep fry anything or cover it in cheese and it's going to be at least halfway edible.
 
2013-08-27 05:46:57 PM
her food?  I didn't realize she was making the food personally.
 
2013-08-27 05:55:00 PM
It's public school cafeteria food. What did you expect? Not vomit?
 
2013-08-27 05:57:44 PM
Go hungry then

/simple
//you don't want that there gummint food, anyway
///'cuz soshulisms
 
2013-08-27 05:58:29 PM
"Why? The food tastes like arse and there's not enough of it."

This perfectly sums up the complaints.  The kids hate it because their parents told them to.  The parents hate it because it is somehow connected to Obama.
 
2013-08-27 05:59:22 PM
Locally there has been an uproar due to lack of calories for athletes. Even my teenager complains about being hungry so I send him with a lunch. This was NOT a well thought program.
 
2013-08-27 06:00:06 PM
We had the same complaints in 1972.  Nothing's different.

The guidelines are reasonable.  850 calories is plenty for one meal.

If the parents and kids are so dissatisfied with the meals, they can pack their own lunches.  If they can't afford to pack lunches and are getting free lunches, you can choose to take what is offered for free or STFU.
 
2013-08-27 06:00:39 PM
"Kids can't learn when they're hungry!" one parent shouted.

Since when do bootstrappy Kentuckians rely on the gummint to feed their kids anyway? Last time I checked, you can still send your little snowflake to school with all the sodium, high fructose corn syrup and saturated fat-laden goodies his enlarged little heart desires.
 
2013-08-27 06:01:49 PM

FloydA: "Why? The food tastes like arse and there's not enough of it."

This perfectly sums up the complaints.  The kids hate it because their parents told them to.  The parents hate it because it is somehow connected to Obama.


Notice it was the school board members and parents making the statements, too
 
2013-08-27 06:08:16 PM
Go back to feeding my kids frozen pizza and chicken nuggets so they can get the nutrition they need!!
 
2013-08-27 06:11:21 PM
filmdope.com
That's puke, that is!


 
2013-08-27 06:15:53 PM
They sound fat.
 
2013-08-27 06:33:31 PM
Across the country, students and parents have expressed dissatisfaction with the federal government's new food regime and its rules and limitations. - See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/08/kentucky-students-to-michel l e-obama-your-food-tastes-like-puke/#sthash.fdsCmkyg.dpuf
Across the country, students and parents have expressed dissatisfaction with the federal government's new food regime and its rules and limitations. - See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/08/kentucky-students-to-michel l e-obama-your-food-tastes-like-puke/#sthash.fdsCmkyg.dpuf So bring whatever lunch you want from home fatasses.
 
2013-08-27 06:34:08 PM

Cyberluddite: They sound fat.


There it is!
 
2013-08-27 06:34:08 PM

maudibjr: Across the country, students and parents have expressed dissatisfaction with the federal government's new food regime and its rules and limitations. - See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/08/kentucky-students-to-michel l e-obama-your-food-tastes-like-puke/#sthash.fdsCmkyg.dpuf
Across the country, students and parents have expressed dissatisfaction with the federal government's new food regime and its rules and limitations. - See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/08/kentucky-students-to-michel l e-obama-your-food-tastes-like-puke/#sthash.fdsCmkyg.dpuf So bring whatever lunch you want from home fatasses.


wtf happened to my comment
 
2013-08-27 06:46:31 PM

maudibjr: wtf happened to my comment


I like your comment.
 
2013-08-27 06:48:16 PM

maudibjr: maudibjr: Across the country, students and parents have expressed dissatisfaction with the federal government's new food regime and its rules and limitations. - See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/08/kentucky-students-to-michel l e-obama-your-food-tastes-like-puke/#sthash.fdsCmkyg.dpuf
Across the country, students and parents have expressed dissatisfaction with the federal government's new food regime and its rules and limitations. - See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/08/kentucky-students-to-michel l e-obama-your-food-tastes-like-puke/#sthash.fdsCmkyg.dpuf So bring whatever lunch you want from home fatasses.

wtf happened to my comment


Kentucky schoolchildren were damn hungry.
 
2013-08-27 07:09:53 PM

maudibjr: maudibjr: Across the country, students and parents have expressed dissatisfaction with the federal government's new food regime and its rules and limitations. - See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/08/kentucky-students-to-michel l e-obama-your-food-tastes-like-puke/#sthash.fdsCmkyg.dpuf
Across the country, students and parents have expressed dissatisfaction with the federal government's new food regime and its rules and limitations. - See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/08/kentucky-students-to-michel l e-obama-your-food-tastes-like-puke/#sthash.fdsCmkyg.dpuf So bring whatever lunch you want from home fatasses.

wtf happened to my comment


MaudlinMutantMollusk:

///'cuz soshulisms
 
2013-08-27 07:11:22 PM

exick: [320x240 from http://filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsP/tve13329-5-118.jpg image 320x240]
That's puke, that is!


Amazing! A Fawlty Towers reference. Very astute, my friend.
 
2013-08-27 07:11:27 PM
Shocking!

Kids say funny things and tend to exaggerate when they dislike something.
 
2013-08-27 08:19:25 PM
So what they're saying is that they've eaten vomit.
 
2013-08-27 08:26:28 PM
Kids don't like healthy food?

Color me surprised.
 
2013-08-27 08:31:39 PM
So bring your own food. Problem solved,
 
2013-08-27 08:37:42 PM

bigpeeler: exick: [320x240 from http://filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsP/tve13329-5-118.jpg image 320x240]
That's puke, that is!

Amazing! A Fawlty Towers reference. Very astute, my friend.



WTF is salad cream, anyway?
 
2013-08-27 08:52:17 PM
Pack your own f*cking lunch then, for sh*t's sake.
 
2013-08-27 08:56:21 PM
So the parents who can't be arsed to make their kids' lunches, or provide the ingredients for the kids to do it themselves, are biatching that the subsidized Federal government program they're leeching off of is providing less-than-delicious food?

Go fark yourselves with a broken bottle.  Pieces of shiat, the lot.
 
2013-08-27 09:10:23 PM
FTFA: Under the National School Lunch Program, Under the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act, schools must provide lunches with certain amounts of fruits, vegetables, etc.

Specific gripes involved the new bread, which students don't want to eat because it's brown wheat, and the new milk, which is skim or 1 percent fat.


Ok, answer me this. When I was a kid, we had white bread, pizza, whole milk, and all the nasty shiat that would make Michelle O's hair curl. And yet, there were very few fatties. Why is that?
 
2013-08-27 09:13:00 PM

xanadian: Why is that?


Because portion control. And recess. And you didn't sit in front of the Tee Vee machine with the Nintendo or Atari for 10 hours every day when you got home from school every night. You got out and played in the neighborhood with all the other kids.

These kids sound fat.
 
2013-08-27 09:14:55 PM

xanadian: FTFA: Under the National School Lunch Program, Under the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act, schools must provide lunches with certain amounts of fruits, vegetables, etc.

Specific gripes involved the new bread, which students don't want to eat because it's brown wheat, and the new milk, which is skim or 1 percent fat.

Ok, answer me this. When I was a kid, we had white bread, pizza, whole milk, and all the nasty shiat that would make Michelle O's hair curl. And yet, there were very few fatties. Why is that?


There's more processed food and fast food at home these days than there used to be combined with more indoor activities like video games, facebook, etc, vs outdoor stuff.

When I was a kid if I wanted to talk to my friends I had to get on my bike and ride over, then we'd either ride around the neighborhood or play kickball, British Bulldog, have snowball fights in the winter, etc.
 
2013-08-27 09:17:52 PM
You'll never leave Harlan alive.
 
2013-08-27 09:18:43 PM
Remember when parents used to make their children eat their vegetables? Those were good times.
 
2013-08-27 09:19:34 PM
(Try this again)

wwwcdn.channel5.com

You'll never leave Harlan alive.
 
2013-08-27 09:21:23 PM
Except the kids were actually talking about milk, not the food.

"They say it tastes like vomit," board member Myra Mosley said - and repeated - when the issue of school milk was raised.
Miniard said it was the same brand as the district has always used, but labeling has changed. He said fat content of the milk is one percent, when most people are used to two percent or whole milk. Chocolate and strawberry flavored milks are non-fat. A choice of regular skim milk is available.


http://www.harlandaily.com/view/full_story/23441166/article-School-l un ches-creating-a-%C3%A2--stir%C3%A2-- 

Way to intentionally misquote the original article, TMZ and Faily Crawler.

Hur.
 
2013-08-27 09:22:21 PM
This is more the parents fault. The kids have been conditioned through their home life to eat a certain amount of crap.

Speaking for myself, and maybe you can say I am one of the people I am talking about, Breakfast is healthy, dinner is healthy. Lunch is kinda on the kids since they were 12ish. I certainly buy healthy things and my kids are more prone to an apple than a piece of chocolate but hey it is stuff they want/like.

Am I making any sense?

Bottom line, teach your little snowflake portion control and healthy choices.
 
2013-08-27 09:23:01 PM
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"Bring me my regular fare... and a pack of Marlboros".
 
2013-08-27 09:23:07 PM

exvaxman: Locally there has been an uproar due to lack of calories for athletes. Even my teenager complains about being hungry so I send him with a lunch. This was NOT a well thought program.


Okay, athletes. Duh. The trick being you can easily give your athlete extra food while average kid isn't turned into a mound of jiggly fat.

I know your kid's pain. I was in cross country, tennis, and football (you call it soccer) while I was in high school. I was probably burning at least 2500 calories a day. The average kid was probably burning 700.
 
2013-08-27 09:23:31 PM

xanadian: FTFA: Under the National School Lunch Program, Under the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act, schools must provide lunches with certain amounts of fruits, vegetables, etc.

Specific gripes involved the new bread, which students don't want to eat because it's brown wheat, and the new milk, which is skim or 1 percent fat.

Ok, answer me this. When I was a kid, we had white bread, pizza, whole milk, and all the nasty shiat that would make Michelle O's hair curl. And yet, there were very few fatties. Why is that?


We were allowed to go outside and terrorize the neighborhood like the little hellions we were. Terrorizing neighborhoods burns a shiatload of calories.
 
2013-08-27 09:24:09 PM

cc_rider: Except the kids were actually talking about milk, not the food.


And that changes what? Nothing.
 
2013-08-27 09:24:20 PM
Gym class, sports, knock out all the calories she wants the kids to have before the end of the day.  What's left except snoring at the desks
 
2013-08-27 09:24:23 PM

Hoban Washburne: Go back to feeding my kids frozen pizza and chicken nuggets so they can get the nutrition they need!!


Hey, that almost!Ellio's pizza they served at my schools wasn't half bad.  Sometime during my high school years they started serving us Godfather's slices instead, for a buck extra.

/Turkey Day was best lunch day
 
2013-08-27 09:24:25 PM

TuteTibiImperes: British Bulldog


the2count.com
 
2013-08-27 09:25:16 PM
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Shhh. Don't tell them.
 
2013-08-27 09:26:15 PM

exvaxman: Locally there has been an uproar due to lack of calories for athletes. Even my teenager complains about being hungry so I send him with a lunch. This was NOT a well thought program.




This argument is irrelevant because 20 years ago, I'd eat breakfast at home, lunch at school, and still grab two Big Macs before practice. I would then go home and eat dinner, and have three peanut butter sandwiches before bed.

Today's menu has nothing to do with it. Athletic teenagers will eat every farking thing in sight.

/Runner
//who weighed 125lbs when I graduated high school
///you could do jumping jacks on my stomach and I wouldnt notice
//// I miss being in that kind of shape
// now I has a sad
// ice cream time!
 
2013-08-27 09:27:13 PM

kimwim: xanadian: Why is that?

Because portion control. And recess. And you didn't sit in front of the Tee Vee machine with the Nintendo or Atari for 10 hours every day when you got home from school every night. You got out and played in the neighborhood with all the other kids.

These kids sound fat.


Atari?? You sound old.
 
2013-08-27 09:27:20 PM
Kentucky was tied with Texas for the tenth fattest state in the US last year. I visit there twice a year to visit my in laws and always see corpulent grade-schoolers stuffing their maws with junk food. God forbid they don't have deep fried cheese and soda for lunch. Their fat, unhealthy mamas can pack their lunches.

No sympathy. My son was a high school athlete and he always had granola bars and fruit in his backpack for the munchies before practice.
 
2013-08-27 09:27:29 PM
"Hey Obama, your health food SUCKS! We demand ice cream stuffed with lard! We stand with Rand!"
 
2013-08-27 09:28:18 PM

Relatively Obscure: So what they're saying is that they've eaten vomit.


That doesn't really work. Everyone has tasted vomit since it usually exits the mouth. That's a better joke if someone says something tastes like ass.
 
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