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(Daily Mail)   Alec Baldwin goes ballistic on photographer No. 5132 by manhandling him over the hood of a parked car in New York while out with wife Hilaria   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 129
    More: Dumbass, Alec Baldwin, New York, wife Hilaria, photographers, TMZ  
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2013-08-27 08:22:07 PM
That's some hot gay sex.
 
2013-08-27 08:25:34 PM
Hilaria ensued?
 
2013-08-27 08:26:15 PM

cygnusx13: Hilaria ensued?


Beat me to it.

/Golf clap
 
2013-08-27 08:26:34 PM
Hilaria?  Seriously.  That's her name?  Hilaria?
 
2013-08-27 08:26:40 PM
I guess he'll have to go on SNL again and make a funny joke out of assault and racial epithets.

Alec is kind of a raging asshole, but I have no love for the paparazzi either.
 
2013-08-27 08:28:33 PM
Gaylariety ensued.

i23.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-27 08:33:55 PM
I cannot wait to read of Alec being shot in the head. AND his 'family' get's to watch. Can't go wrong there!
 
2013-08-27 08:34:43 PM

Mugato: Gaylariety ensued.


I have a feeling these photos will float around the internets for awhile.
 
2013-08-27 08:35:56 PM
Hilaria sounds like the proper name they'd give to the condition caused by the Joker Fish toxin in that one Batman episode.
 
2013-08-27 08:36:55 PM
I met Baldwin years ago when we were both snowed in at the Aspen airport, and he was a nice guy.

Neil Diamon who was there, not so much.
 
2013-08-27 08:37:17 PM
It's good he married Hilaria.  Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. Lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a biatch; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work.
 
2013-08-27 08:41:19 PM

theflatline: I met Baldwin years ago when we were both snowed in at the Aspen airport, and he was a nice guy.


I'm gonna guess you weren't trying to shove a camera up his ass for TMZ at the time?
 
2013-08-27 08:41:54 PM
Good. If i was Grand Poobah of the World I'd make it legal for celebrities to kick the shiat out of any paparazzi harassing them.

/Don't kill them, but feel free to take a few teeth as trophies.
 
2013-08-27 08:45:57 PM

Esroc: Good. If i was Grand Poobah of the World I'd make it legal for celebrities to kick the shiat out of any paparazzi harassing them.


I'm gonna start a business doing it for them. Hire four guys in masks to stand within range of your client, and when the vultures show up they come in and whoop some ass.
 
2013-08-27 08:48:40 PM
I guess this is the beginning of his transition into crazy old man.
 
2013-08-27 08:49:04 PM
Does he have a hard on in the fourth picture????
 
2013-08-27 08:53:41 PM
Don't care. Fark those damn vultures.
 
2013-08-27 08:55:11 PM
I'm not a big fan of Alec Baldwin. But I'm okay with this*

/*pic
 
2013-08-27 08:55:28 PM
Wait.  His wife is seriously named Hilaria?

That's hilarious.
 
2013-08-27 08:56:19 PM

Jerseysteve22: Does he have a hard on in the fourth picture????


No. He's just happy to see him.
 
2013-08-27 08:56:57 PM
There's a scene with him from "Lymelife" where he's in an argument with his wife. He's scary.
 
2013-08-27 08:57:10 PM
...photographer G.N. Miller, who is black...

??

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-08-27 09:00:51 PM

Esroc: Good. If i was Grand Poobah of the World I'd make it legal for celebrities to kick the shiat out of any paparazzi harassing them.

/Don't kill them, but feel free to take a few teeth as trophies.


But don't you realize that as celebrities they owe the public 100% access to their lives and are not entitled to any privacy, even in their own homes? You see many celebrities are paid enormous amounts of money (ostensibly in compensation for "working" in some entertainment venue) and because of this the public is automatically entitled to know every detail of their private lives, to follow them in public, to photograph their every move, and to not give them a moment or peace.
 
2013-08-27 09:03:54 PM

Mentalpatient87: theflatline: I met Baldwin years ago when we were both snowed in at the Aspen airport, and he was a nice guy.

I'm gonna guess you weren't trying to shove a camera up his ass for TMZ at the time?


Exactly, and I joked with him about the movie Miami Blues.

It was an epic trip.

On the plane ride into Aspen my girlfriend told to me there was a crazy man behind us, I turned and it was Greg Allman and he found out I was just engaged and gave us passes to a party at the Planet Hollywood there.

I was walking down the street and saw a kooky guy in a gold lame cowboy hat, is was hunter s thompson and he shook my hand.

Then in a bar The Ute City Bank a guy bumped into me and I spilled a drink on myself, and I spun around and it was chuck norris.  I said loudly "Hey Texas Ranger, you a little long in the tooth to be shoving people" and he paid my tab, congratulated me on my pretty fiance(i did not marry her).  My  then old lady said "what would you have done if he kicked your ass" and I said  that I would have gone home with my broken limbs and announced "you want some of this, Chuck Norris did this".  This was in 94 before the Chuck meme was around.
 
2013-08-27 09:05:44 PM

Tyrosine: Esroc: Good. If i was Grand Poobah of the World I'd make it legal for celebrities to kick the shiat out of any paparazzi harassing them.

/Don't kill them, but feel free to take a few teeth as trophies.

But don't you realize that as celebrities they owe the public 100% access to their lives and are not entitled to any privacy, even in their own homes? You see many celebrities are paid enormous amounts of money (ostensibly in compensation for "working" in some entertainment venue) and because of this the public is automatically entitled to know every detail of their private lives, to follow them in public, to photograph their every move, and to not give them a moment or peace.


Ah, shaddap.  You heard the news it may not have been the paps fault Princess Diana died?

And once again, having a baby changes everything.  Parenting makes one a better person.

Still happy George Clooney hasn't bred ... don't need anymore self-righteous douches.  Like him and you.
 
2013-08-27 09:06:00 PM
Am I supposed to not like it when celebrities fark with the paparazzi?
 
2013-08-27 09:08:05 PM

Tyrosine: But don't you realize that as celebrities they owe the public 100% access to their lives and are not entitled to any privacy, even in their own homes? You see many celebrities are paid enormous amounts of money (ostensibly in compensation for "working" in some entertainment venue) and because of this the public is automatically entitled to know every detail of their private lives, to follow them in public, to photograph their every move, and to not give them a moment or peace.


And yet a lot of celebrities, probably not guys like Baldwin but Hilton, the Kardashians, Trump etc, if the hated paparazzi suddenly ignored them, they'd jump out a farking window.
 
2013-08-27 09:09:18 PM
The paparazzi are part of the job, like it or not.   If a few of the big celeb gossip sites and magazines would blacklist a few of these clowns for a month or two, they would change their tune.

Want to walk down the street in anonymity?  Get a 9-5 for a sub-six figure salary like a regular jack-off.
 
2013-08-27 09:09:54 PM

ParadisePornoTheater: Parenting makes one a better person.

Still happy George Clooney hasn't bred ... don't need anymore self-righteous douches.  Like him and you.


That was intentional, right?
 
2013-08-27 09:12:16 PM

Mugato: ParadisePornoTheater: Parenting makes one a better person.

Still happy George Clooney hasn't bred ... don't need anymore self-righteous douches.  Like him and you.

That was intentional, right?


What's your point and what team are you on?
 
2013-08-27 09:12:33 PM
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GOSSIP SITE PICS ARE FOR CLOSERS ONLY!!!
 
2013-08-27 09:12:34 PM

Mugato: Tyrosine: But don't you realize that as celebrities they owe the public 100% access to their lives and are not entitled to any privacy, even in their own homes? You see many celebrities are paid enormous amounts of money (ostensibly in compensation for "working" in some entertainment venue) and because of this the public is automatically entitled to know every detail of their private lives, to follow them in public, to photograph their every move, and to not give them a moment or peace.

And yet a lot of celebrities, probably not guys like Baldwin but Hilton, the Kardashians, Trump etc, if the hated paparazzi suddenly ignored them, they'd jump out a farking window.


We need to lock up the paparazzi, ALL OF THEM, for a few weeks...
 
2013-08-27 09:16:49 PM

Mugato: ParadisePornoTheater: Parenting makes one a better person.

Still happy George Clooney hasn't bred ... don't need anymore self-righteous douches.  Like him and you.

That was intentional, right?


I'm not on anyone's team, I just found the juxtaposition of those two statements ironic.

Paparazzi are assholes though, I won't dispute that. I've seen it first hand (not towards me of course but I work in the area) and they are scumbags. But like some parasites, they serve a purpose to their hosts. Celebrities crave publicity and only cry when the publicity is negative or what they consider intrusive.
 
2013-08-27 09:17:07 PM
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The only thing more pathetic than a paparazzi are the people inexplicably fascinated by the lives of strangers, who make the paparazzi's jobs possible.
 
2013-08-27 09:17:14 PM
Good for him. F*ck the paparazzi. Also, doesn't the camera guy just look like the biggest b*tch in the world?You just know he will get as rude and ignorant as humanly possible, yet as soon as Baldwin calls him on his sh*t, he's cowering and flailing like the wussiest pansy on earth.
 
2013-08-27 09:18:21 PM
HIS PENIS IS ERECT IN THE 5TH PICTURE!!!!
 
2013-08-27 09:18:56 PM

100 Watt Walrus: paparazzi's paparazzis'


Self-apostrophe-nazi.
 
2013-08-27 09:19:03 PM
Does Mr. Baldwin have old people velcro close shoes on?
 
2013-08-27 09:21:11 PM

Mugato: Mugato: ParadisePornoTheater: Parenting makes one a better person.

Still happy George Clooney hasn't bred ... don't need anymore self-righteous douches.  Like him and you.

That was intentional, right?

I'm not on anyone's team, I just found the juxtaposition of those two statements ironic.

Paparazzi are assholes though, I won't dispute that. I've seen it first hand (not towards me of course but I work in the area) and they are scumbags. But like some parasites, they serve a purpose to their hosts. Celebrities crave publicity and only cry when the publicity is negative or what they consider intrusive.


Thank you for being so civil in your response.  That wasn't ironic of me at all.
 
2013-08-27 09:27:02 PM

2wolves: Does Mr. Baldwin have old people velcro close shoes on?


lulz

I noticed that but was too lazy to comment.
 
2013-08-27 09:27:55 PM

sure haven't: Good for him. F*ck the paparazzi. Also, doesn't the camera guy just look like the biggest b*tch in the world?You just know he will get as rude and ignorant as humanly possible, yet as soon as Baldwin calls him on his sh*t, he's cowering and flailing like the wussiest pansy on earth.


...so he can claim injury in the inevitable lawsuit.
 
2013-08-27 09:30:16 PM
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2013-08-27 09:30:37 PM
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"You came down pretty hard on that photographer, Alec."
"That was not my intention."
"Oh yes it was. He was being obnoxious and you stomped on him. In my opinion he deserved it."
 
2013-08-27 09:34:32 PM
Don't want your picture taken? Don't be rich and famous, ya f*cking asshole.
 
2013-08-27 09:42:52 PM
If I were governor, I'd be tempted to pardon people who assault photographers that are harassing them.
 
2013-08-27 09:43:05 PM
He must be so disappointed the baby was a girl, instead of a son he could make breakfast with.  Look what it did for John Lennon.

I'm not blaming the baby.  I'm not that crazy.
 
2013-08-27 09:44:13 PM

John Buck 41: Don't want your picture taken? Don't be rich and famous, ya f*cking asshole.


They're just asking for it, looking all rich and famous like that..
 
2013-08-27 09:45:29 PM

John Buck 41: Don't want your picture taken? Don't be rich and famous, ya f*cking asshole.


Don't want to get manhandled? Don't be an annoying twat with a job less respectable than meth dealer.
 
2013-08-27 09:45:55 PM

Mentalpatient87: John Buck 41: Don't want your picture taken? Don't be rich and famous, ya f*cking asshole.

They're just asking for it, looking all rich and famous like that..


Comes with the territory. Celebs can suck it if they can't cope.
 
2013-08-27 09:49:04 PM

John Buck 41: Comes with the territory.


I'd say the same thing for a camera leech who gets his ass kicked.
 
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