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(Right Wing Watch)   Pat Robertson: Gays use special rings to cut people in order to spread AIDS. World: Seriously, Pat? Seriously?   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 337
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2013-08-27 04:54:40 PM
Someone should put a cock ring around his neck and leave it there for, oh, say, FOREVER.
 
2013-08-27 04:58:04 PM
Does he live in a different world than the rest of us?

In his world, is he the hero of an unlikely story about a God-fearing man's brave quest to remain unsullied while hordes of lustful catamites throw themselves at him?
 
2013-08-27 05:00:27 PM
That man just sits around and thinks about the gays. It's sick.
 
2013-08-27 05:01:44 PM
Tell me he didn't actually say this.
 
2013-08-27 05:05:05 PM

SilentStrider: Tell me he didn't actually say this.


He did, but they edited it out, so he didn't
 
2013-08-27 05:08:34 PM
Sometimes I wish I believed in hell so I could imagine that this unrepentant charlatan would spend eternity suffering in it.
 
2013-08-27 05:12:15 PM
Tell us of your home planet, Pat.
 
2013-08-27 05:16:50 PM
assets.nydailynews.com
static.freepik.com


/Oblig
 
2013-08-27 05:19:29 PM
700 club is on fire about the gays!

/off to look up farting preacher on youtube.
 
2013-08-27 05:23:24 PM
 
2013-08-27 05:27:18 PM
www.biography.com

What "the gays" may look like
 
2013-08-27 05:28:37 PM
I'm not sure I understand how the ring works. Is it soaked in AIDS-infected blood prior to wearing? That seems like a very poor delivery mechanism...I can't imagine that the virus would remain viable for that long out in the open air. Not to mention that the ring's presence on the wearer's hands would mean constant exposure to sweat, water, dirt, and just generally being rubbed on cloth and other materials -- which would mean that the blood would be, if not completely worn off, at least somewhat removed and thereby rendered less potent. Or perhaps the ring has some sort of built in delivery system? Like, a miniature syringe or something that injects just a microscopic amount of AIDS blood into the cut. This would require some real precision on the part of the attacker, though...not only would you have to position the ring just right for the initial slice, but you'd also have to hold it there long enough for the follow-up injection. And what would deliver the injection needle? Is it some sort of motion-activated mechanism? Like, the actual motion of handshaking causes it to deploy? That seems like quite the technical challenge, but perhaps it might use gryoscopes of some sort similar to what you find in smart phones. Or perhaps it's a push button mechanism? No, that wouldn't work...too awkward. How would the initiator manage to push a button while grasping someone's hand in a handshake?

Or maybe it's a two-stage system. Yes, this seems more likely. The attacker is actually wearing two rings...one on the left hand, one on the right. He reaches out to shake with his right hand, which is the cutting ring, and delivers a slice. Then, when his victim recoils from the sudden, sharp pain (which does seem like a natural reaction) he can feign concern, reach out to grab the injured person's hand, and quickly activate the needle which injects the AIDS blood -- all while pretending to hold the person's hand and express concern over the injury.  It's an old ring,he might say, gazing at his left hand in dismay.  I haven't had it polished in a while, it must have a weird jag.And then off he goes to plan his next attack.

I wonder how many doses a single AIDS ring needle can hold. It can't be much, I wouldn't think. It would have to be quite small, which I think would limit this as a really effective attack device. Unless...maybe the AIDS ring has a miniature IV built into it...like, you wear it on your finger, and it's got this tiny hose in it that actually goes into your skin and is constantly fed by a vein. That would be very ingenious, gay people. Very ingenious, indeed. You're more devious than I thought.
 
2013-08-27 05:29:19 PM
"There are laws now, I think the homosexual community has put these draconian laws on the books that prohibit people from discussing this particular affliction, you can tell somebody you had a heart attack, you can tell them they've got high blood pressure, but you can't tell anybody you've got AIDS," he continued.

Huh?
 
2013-08-27 05:30:55 PM
cdn.static.the39clues.com
 
2013-08-27 05:32:28 PM
Sharp as RAZORS.
mybuffalopride.com
 
2013-08-27 05:33:39 PM
www.gamerjargon.net
 
2013-08-27 05:33:56 PM
once again Pocket Ninja wins a thread. It's done here folks, there is nothing else to see... will the last one out please turn off the lights?
 
2013-08-27 05:44:00 PM
And Pat Robertson uses TeeVee to spread cancer.

The difference... he ACTUALLY does.
 
2013-08-27 05:45:39 PM
Why is Pat Robertson still allowed on TV? It's shameful to parade dementia patients around for everyone to watch and ridicule, even if he's bringing in serious money still.
 
2013-08-27 05:54:07 PM
Sounds like a man trying to explain to the world how HE got an STD.

You did not get ghonorhea from a tractor. you did not get chlamydia from a bus seat. you did not get AIDS from shaking hands with teh gays.
 
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2013-08-27 06:02:00 PM

Pocket Ninja: I wonder how many doses a single AIDS ring needle can hold.


ww3.hdnux.com

What a GAY/AIDS needle may look like
 
2013-08-27 06:16:24 PM

AirForceVet: Why is Pat Robertson still allowed on TV? It's shameful to parade dementia patients around for everyone to watch and ridicule, even if he's bringing in serious money still.


If they kept him out of the studio, he'd just putter around the offices making everyone's life miserable.  This way they don't have to actually listen to him. Plus, it's iron-clad proof that they are employing the disabled.  The tax-write offs for that alone more than pay his salary.

It was a solid business decision.
 
2013-08-27 06:17:40 PM

Pocket Ninja: I'm not sure I understand how the ring works. Is it soaked in AIDS-infected blood prior to wearing? That seems like a very poor delivery mechanism...


Sadly, you don't reach the people he reaches.

Some suppliers want $1 from 100,000,000 people.  Others want $1000 from 100,000 people.  Pat Robertson has a narrow segment of the population, just like Nigerian scammers who only get a thin minority to fall for it.
 
2013-08-27 06:37:01 PM

shanrick: /off to look up farting preacher on youtube.


Ahh, the beloved scamming farkwad Robert Tilton..

Comedy Gold Right here, Folks!!
 
2013-08-27 06:38:52 PM
3 days ago a story surfaced where a medieval ring was used as a poison delivery system.   Here is that story.  Somehow, Pat believes that the Dark Ages is synonomous with gay sex.  That is the only way I can connect the dots in any logical way for him to reach the conclusion he has reached.

a57.foxnews.com

Gay murder ring.
 
2013-08-27 06:43:12 PM
Maybe you could use some type of innocuous writing device as a decoy

cdn3.whatculture.com
 
2013-08-27 06:45:29 PM
He's a scary, scary man.
 
2013-08-27 06:45:36 PM

impaler: "There are laws now, I think the homosexual community has put these draconian laws on the books that prohibit people from discussing this particular affliction, you can tell somebody you had a heart attack, you can tell them they've got high blood pressure, but you can't tell anybody you've got AIDS," he continued.

Huh?


I second your "Huh?" and add my own "HUNH?"
Dude must not read the newspapers.  I wonder what it feels like to live in the amount of fear Pat does?
 
2013-08-27 06:45:39 PM
This is totally true, I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy. The gays stick things in you to infect you with AIDS. Thanks Pat for keeping us infromed.
 
2013-08-27 06:45:40 PM

I_C_Weener: 3 days ago a story surfaced where a medieval ring was used as a poison delivery system.   Here is that story.  Somehow, Pat believes that the Dark Ages is synonomous with gay sex.  That is the only way I can connect the dots in any logical way for him to reach the conclusion he has reached.

[660x371 from http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/Scitech /660/371/medievalpoisonring.jpg?ve=1 image 660x371]

Gay murder ring.


Wait, he's not talking about a prickly aids incrusted cock ring?

/no I didn't read the article, why?
 
2013-08-27 06:46:20 PM
Um, wow.
 
2013-08-27 06:46:32 PM
Oh yeah. The Red Lantern. I've heard of this guy. Pat's right!
 
2013-08-27 06:47:00 PM
Hey he learned it from an e-mail forwarded 20 times. How could something be forwarded 20 times and it not be true?
 
2013-08-27 06:47:01 PM
I thought they spread AIDS by poking other men with a special tool.
 
2013-08-27 06:47:43 PM
Even if it were true, it would be better than spreading ignorance by hitting people with a 700 club.
 
2013-08-27 06:48:03 PM

Chariset: Does he live in a different world than the rest of us?

In his world, is he the hero of an unlikely story about a God-fearing man's brave quest to remain unsullied while hordes of lustful catamites throw themselves at him?


I would love to see his brainstorming sessions to see him bounce ideas off. Just to see the derp fly.
 
2013-08-27 06:48:18 PM
There's only one way to counter the queer slashing menace:


www.gifcrap.com
 
2013-08-27 06:48:34 PM
I knew those gays were up to no good. Crafty bastards... the lot of 'em.
 
2013-08-27 06:49:21 PM

AirForceVet: Why is Pat Robertson still allowed on TV? It's shameful to parade dementia patients around for everyone to watch and ridicule, even if he's bringing in serious money still.


Because his "show" is an infomercial. They pay for the airtime. That's why there's no commercials and the stations air a disclaimer before and after.
 
2013-08-27 06:49:37 PM
At this level of herpderp he should run for President. We need the laugh.
 
2013-08-27 06:49:45 PM

Nabb1: Tell us of your home planet, Pat.


Oh it's Earth. The same one you and I live on. Same air, same dirt, same water. Same need to pay the bills. This is how he does it, by saying outrageous crap to stay relevant.
 
2013-08-27 06:49:46 PM

Cybernetic: I thought they spread AIDS by poking other men with a special tool.


Well they can use the ring on your tool as well.
/They'll give you a prick on your prick, ya prick!
 
2013-08-27 06:51:50 PM
It's bad of me to say, but I can't wait for the Fark thread when he finally kicks the bucket.
 
2013-08-27 06:53:09 PM
Ok, I'm going to play Devils Advocate here (lord, in this case that feels more accurate than usual...)

*IF* his explanation of the context is true, I can almost see that.  It's easy to forget that a few decades ago AIDS was that scary mysterious disease that Haitians and Gay people had and it WOULD KILL YOU HORRIBLY.  It's communicability was not well know to the general public, so there were lots of rumors.  Stupid urban myths, but out there.  I remember being in like the fifth or sixth grade and having friends tell me you could get it from a toilet seat.  (Yanno, like getting pregnant that way.)  Add that to the fact that homosexuality was still very much a stigma and the rising tide of the Gay Rights movement that was just getting started and...  yeah, lots of stupid urban legends.

Doesn't make it right, and sure makes me question WTF other crap Pat was/ has been/ is no convinced to believe... it just provides some context.
 
2013-08-27 06:53:14 PM
It would be ironic if, when ol' Pat finally kicks it, he arrives at the pearly gates for his confab with
St. Peter, who tells him:

"We have a problem here, Pat. The God you professed to serve on earth is a God of love, mercy,
and compassion. Jesus, whom you also professed to love and serve, spent his life doing for and
helping people, regardless of station or affliction.

After all, did He not say, 'whatever you have done for the least of my people, you have also done
for me'?

You spent your life fostering hate, fear and ostracism of a people who have done nothing wrong
and  you expect to waltz right in here?

God has a message for you, Pat. Hit the road."
 
2013-08-27 06:54:24 PM
CIRCUMCISION THREAD
 
2013-08-27 06:54:47 PM
I went to Woodstock '99 (I lived nearby and was a kid who didn't know any better) and I remember my parents freaking out because there was a local news report that hoodlums were going around with syringes full of AIDS injecting people at random.
 
2013-08-27 06:55:27 PM

Anastacya: Chariset: Does he live in a different world than the rest of us?
In his world, is he the hero of an unlikely story about a God-fearing man's brave quest to remain unsullied while hordes of lustful catamites throw themselves at him?
I would love to see his brainstorming sessions to see him bounce ideas off. Just to see the derp fly.


They have brains?
 
2013-08-27 06:55:41 PM
I'm so glad religious people have such impeccable morals...
 
2013-08-27 06:59:22 PM
I can't wait for this asshole to die.

/been planning a RIP asshole party for a decade.
 
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