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(RIA Novosti (Russia))   Russian Deputy Prime Minister calls Obama a "monkey with a hand grenade," is now banned from the Missouri State Rodeo   (en.ria.ru) divider line 53
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2013-08-27 05:09:07 PM
daveintexas.files.wordpress.com

So, Russians read Fark?
 
2013-08-27 05:11:29 PM
i1.mirror.co.uk

/Dog and Monkey Rodeo


/sorry
 
2013-08-27 05:22:47 PM
Kennedy should have launched

/придурки
 
2013-08-27 05:36:53 PM
Oh please.  Our adventures in the Middle East are no where near as organized as a monkey with a hand grenade.
 
2013-08-27 05:40:22 PM
Hey Russia,

How is Georgia and Chechnia working out for yah?
 
2013-08-27 05:41:39 PM
Wouldn't he be the Grand Marshal of the parade?

/headline still funny
 
2013-08-27 05:41:40 PM
Eat me, Dmitry!
 
2013-08-27 05:42:18 PM

All2morrowsparTs: Hey Russia,

How is Georgia and Chechnia working out for yah?


They're busy laughing at us for trying to win in Afghanistan.
 
2013-08-27 05:42:45 PM
Except that he didn't.
 
2013-08-27 05:42:54 PM

mediablitz: Wouldn't he be the Grand Marshal of the parade?

/headline still funny


Agreed. The headline is funny, but not quite to *golf clap* IMHO.
 
2013-08-27 05:43:30 PM

All2morrowsparTs: Hey Russia,

How is Georgia and Chechnia working out for yah?


Chechnya.  You look like a damn fool when you spell it wrong.
 
2013-08-27 05:44:39 PM
wouldn't monkey with a thermonuclear detonator be moar accurate?

either way, Fark you Russia, you haven't been cool since Gorbachev. drink up! ya shiatstains.
 
2013-08-27 05:47:08 PM

gunsmack: Except that he didn't.


A'int one Tea Partier that thinks Obama is Anglo-Saxon. Not even half Anglo!
 
2013-08-27 05:47:19 PM
And everyone just keep ignoring that the Saudis just threatened Russia with planes flying into their buildings if Russia does not pull out of Syria. Plus also oil will be kept above $100 a barrel for the foreseeable future.

/Find the link yourself. How will you ever learn how to research things if you can't do it yourself.
//Virtual cookie for you being a good boy...
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-27 05:47:44 PM

SithLord: All2morrowsparTs: Hey Russia,

How is Georgia and Chechnia working out for yah?

Chechnya.  You look like a damn fool when you spell it wrong.


Plus Russia hasn't been at war with Georgia since they burned down Atlanta during the Franco-Prussian War.
 
2013-08-27 05:48:54 PM
Our efforts in the middle east being described as "canary in a coal mine" would be more apt.
 
2013-08-27 05:49:56 PM
If I would have said that I would have been banned but its not racist when Russia says it.
 
2013-08-27 05:50:22 PM
oh, so this is racism, but it is just fine to call Bush "chimpy"?

iokiyad, I guess, huh?
 
2013-08-27 05:50:50 PM
"The White House offered legal justification, with spokesman Jay Carney telling reporters the large-scale use of chemical weapons in Syria presented a national security threat to the United States that required a response. "

Ya, we've heard that before.
 
2013-08-27 05:51:29 PM

sheep snorter: And everyone just keep ignoring that the Saudis just threatened Russia with planes flying into their buildings if Russia does not pull out of Syria. Plus also oil will be kept above $100 a barrel for the foreseeable future.

/Find the link yourself. How will you ever learn how to research things if you can't do it yourself.
//Virtual cookie for you being a good boy...
[100x109 from http://i.imgur.com/zcF43Q0.jpg?1 image 100x109]


Not interested in giving infowars clicks.

Wasn't the SAME SITE claiming Russia was going to bomb Qatar and Saudi Arabia a month ago?

Your cookie is stale.
 
2013-08-27 05:52:03 PM

gunsmack: Except that he didn't.


Indeed. He was clearly referring to Kanye West.
 
2013-08-27 05:53:23 PM

sheep snorter: And everyone just keep ignoring that the Saudis just threatened Russia with planes flying into their buildings if Russia does not pull out of Syria. Plus also oil will be kept above $100 a barrel for the foreseeable future.

/Find the link yourself. How will you ever learn how to research things if you can't do it yourself.
//Virtual cookie for you being a good boy...


It was a rather shockingly overt statement. I still find it hard to believe because it's just so evil.
 
2013-08-27 05:54:37 PM

Brick-House: If I would have said that I would have been banned but its not racist when Russia says it.


somehow, i bet it's extra racist if Russia says it.

/those people are like modern day Nazis high the sorrows of being Russian.
//that's right, high on sorrow.
 
2013-08-27 06:09:07 PM
Russia has a Tea Party?
 
2013-08-27 06:14:37 PM

lilbjorn: Russia has a Tea Party?


Tea
Coke
Pepsi
water
Potato Vodka

are all synonyms in Russia & they actually call it the Potato Vodka Party
 
2013-08-27 06:15:39 PM

lilbjorn: Russia has a Tea Party?


If by Tea Party you mean "people who hate gays and think that liberals ruined great country and only strong leader can save/saved it", then yes
 
2013-08-27 06:24:50 PM

SithLord: All2morrowsparTs: Hey Russia,

How is Georgia and Chechnia working out for yah?

Chechnya.  You look like a damn fool when you spell it wrong.


"Chechnia" isn't wrong...although, in the Latin alphabet-West, it's commonly spelled Chechnya.

The two are just alternate spellings.  It's no different from when someone spells "Hanukkah" as "Chanukkah" or when someone spells "Quran" as "Koran."
 
2013-08-27 06:25:28 PM
A lying headline, on MY Fark? In my day, trolling meant something

I can drink to potato
 
2013-08-27 06:44:00 PM
banned from the Missouri State Rodeo

Funny, you'd think he'd fit right in there.
 
2013-08-27 06:47:02 PM

fusillade762: gunsmack: Except that he didn't.

Indeed. He was clearly referring to Kanye West.


Totally misread it. Pretty sure he meant Adam West.

/ makes a whole lot of sense
 
2013-08-27 06:48:22 PM

mediablitz: sheep snorter: And everyone just keep ignoring that the Saudis just threatened Russia with planes flying into their buildings if Russia does not pull out of Syria. Plus also oil will be kept above $100 a barrel for the foreseeable future.

/Find the link yourself. How will you ever learn how to research things if you can't do it yourself.
//Virtual cookie for you being a good boy...
[100x109 from http://i.imgur.com/zcF43Q0.jpg?1 image 100x109]

Not interested in giving infowars clicks.

Wasn't the SAME SITE claiming Russia was going to bomb Qatar and Saudi Arabia a month ago?

Your cookie is stale.


Here's a legitimate link: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/oilandgas/1026 6 957/Saudis-offer-Russia-secret-oil-deal-if-it-drops-Syria.html

But it says they're threatening Chechen terrorist attacks, not Saudis attacking directly.
 
2013-08-27 06:53:40 PM
Yeah Obama shouldn't be bombing Syria without Congress approval. Boehner should tell Obama that if Syria is to be bombed, Obamacare needs to be repealed.
 
2013-08-27 07:44:32 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: Here's a legitimate link: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/oilandgas/1026 6 957/Saudis-offer-Russia-secret-oil-deal-if-it-drops-Syria.html

But it says they're threatening Chechen terrorist attacks, not Saudis attacking directly.


also here:
http://www.al-monitor.com/pulse/politics/2013/08/saudi-russia-putin- ba ndar-meeting-syria-egypt.html#ixzz2d5UVLSNv
 
2013-08-27 07:54:23 PM

Brick-House: If I would have said that I would have been banned but its not racist when Russia says it.


You know how many alts Russia has?
 
2013-08-27 07:56:06 PM

Funk Brothers: Yeah Obama shouldn't be bombing Syria without Congress approval. Boehner should tell Obama that if Syria is to be bombed, Obamacare needs to be repealed.


+1 internets
 
2013-08-27 08:06:15 PM

Brick-House: If I would have said that I would have been banned but its not racist when Russia says it.


Given the eccentricity of Russian vernacular, it's probably a compliment.  Like he's the hit of the party or something.  Nothing shakes up a Fatherland Day get-together like a monkey with a hand grenade.

/He still should have known better
 
2013-08-27 08:13:48 PM

whidbey: banned from the Missouri State Rodeo

Funny, you'd think he'd fit right in there.


mizzuory is where I live and it sucks    -

perhaps the fox news people were wrong?????


.
 
2013-08-27 08:23:10 PM
He can't call our preznit a monkey!  Only we can do that!
 
2013-08-27 08:35:54 PM
This reminds me of an old joke:
What's small, green hides in the grass and is very dangerous?
A frog with a hand grenade!

/veal, good
 
2013-08-27 08:38:01 PM
Well, he is planning on taking down an Arab Ba'athist dictator over WMDs.  Anyone think this is going to go well?
 
2013-08-27 09:06:45 PM
ITT: People who did not RTFA

Actual headline: "Russian Deputy Premier Calls West 'Monkey With Hand Grenade'"

Which is a fair approximation of US foreign policy since about 1950
 
2013-08-27 09:35:30 PM
I see your "monkey with a hand grenade" and raise you

prairiefirenews.com
 
2013-08-27 09:45:46 PM
Let's just impeach the chickenhawk warmonger before he starts yet another war
 
2013-08-27 10:32:09 PM

Noam Chimpsky: Let's just impeach the chickenhawk warmonger before he starts yet another war


Obama was responsible for 9/11, 9/12, and 9/13. PROVE. ME. WRONG.
 
2013-08-27 10:40:45 PM

All2morrowsparTs: Hey Russia,

How is Georgia and Chechnia working out for yah?


Fine.

Well, Chechnia is. Do you have any news on Georgia that says it isn't?

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No, saying "yeah, but 10 years ago" won't cut it. Do you?
 
2013-08-27 10:47:21 PM

sheep snorter: And everyone just keep ignoring that the Saudis just threatened Russia with planes flying into their buildings if Russia does not pull out of Syria. Plus also oil will be kept above $100 a barrel for the foreseeable future.


Are you familiar with Poes law?

That is, it is hard to tell the difference between sarcasm and stupidity.


---

So...

You are ofcourse aware that Russia is the worlds largest producer of oil, and thus earns more money the higher the price goes.

You're of course also aware of the doctrine Russia has inherited from the Soviet Union which is to bomb any hostage takers along with all the hostages, as demonstrated here:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis

(during the Soviet Union they'd also pretend it never happened. But not controlling the media hasn't changed anything).

So, HAHA, you're very funny! :D

/or incredibly stupid.
 
2013-08-27 10:47:53 PM

Aristocles: oh, so this is racism, but it is just fine to call Bush "chimpy"?

iokiyad, I guess, huh?


Any criticism of Obama is racist.
 
2013-08-27 10:53:24 PM

1derful: Aristocles: oh, so this is racism, but it is just fine to call Bush "chimpy"?

iokiyad, I guess, huh?

Any criticism of Obama is racist.


White boys are so discriminated against.
 
2013-08-27 11:15:05 PM

Mentat: Oh please.  Our adventures in the Middle East are no where near as organized as a monkey with a hand grenade.


I don't know, the BBC had the farkwit comparing western policy in the Middle East to a monkey with a hand grenade, not just the US.
 
2013-08-27 11:30:17 PM

Snapper Carr: ITT: People who did not RTFA

Actual headline: "Russian Deputy Premier Calls West 'Monkey With Hand Grenade'"

Which is a fair approximation of US foreign policy since about 1950


Yup, nothing to see here.

That said, Russia is racist as fark.

/I was on a first date with a Russian girl in October. She knew absolutely nothing about American politics, but liked Romney because "whites have been proven to be smarter."
//She was hot at least
 
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