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(KTVB Boise)   Man dies of morning wood   (ktvb.com) divider line 35
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2013-08-27 03:03:35 PM
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2013-08-27 03:11:32 PM
Bravo Subby.
 
2013-08-27 03:12:46 PM
Camping 101.
Look for widow makers.
 
2013-08-27 03:14:32 PM
"Speak softly and get hit in the head with a big stick." or something like that...
 
2013-08-27 03:14:57 PM
You said wood.
 
2013-08-27 03:16:18 PM
I'm not afraid of my erection. It's no big deal.
 
2013-08-27 03:16:24 PM
But did it make a sound
 
2013-08-27 03:17:43 PM

URAPNIS: Camping 101.
Look for widow makers.


I ALWAYS do this. Never know when one might decide to drop in for an unexpected visit
 
2013-08-27 03:18:34 PM

URAPNIS: Camping 101.
Look for widow makers.


Was going to say

"They're called widow makers for a reason."
 
2013-08-27 03:19:05 PM
tree: 1 camper: 0
 
2013-08-27 03:20:27 PM
Why do the locals pronounce "Pend Oreille" properly (Pahnd oRAY) while poor Coeur D'alene gets bastardized to "Curdle Ann"?
 
2013-08-27 03:20:34 PM
Let this be a lesson about pitching tents.
 
2013-08-27 03:21:09 PM
That was always a project before summer camp, wandering the sites with a chainsaw looking for trees that had not survived the winter.

Not sure of the logic of giving 17 year old's a chainsaw and having them fell 100' trees, but we had a great time
 
2013-08-27 03:21:44 PM
Now I've got mourning wood, subby
 
2013-08-27 03:28:49 PM
 
2013-08-27 03:30:02 PM
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The trees were tired of their crap.
 
2013-08-27 03:30:42 PM
Lol wood=penis.
 
2013-08-27 03:31:31 PM

mortimer_ford: But did it make a sound


Does the sound of "ahhh, fuuuuucccc a tree is falling on meeeee....." count in that philosophic argument?
 
2013-08-27 03:32:17 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Why do the locals pronounce "Pend Oreille" properly (Pahnd oRAY) while poor Coeur D'alene gets bastardized to "Curdle Ann"?


Because French sucks
 
2013-08-27 03:32:47 PM

mortimer_ford: But did it make a sound


The victim's companion reported hearing a loud squish.
 
2013-08-27 03:34:49 PM
Stagger Inn Campground sounds like a great place to have a Fark campout.
 
2013-08-27 03:35:32 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Why do the locals pronounce "Pend Oreille" properly (Pahnd oRAY) while poor Coeur D'alene gets bastardized to "Curdle Ann"?


I give up.
 
2013-08-27 03:37:49 PM
If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?
 
2013-08-27 03:37:56 PM
Only you (and one vengeful determined tree) can prevent forest fires.
 
2013-08-27 03:41:29 PM

Eravior: If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?


Yes...as there is much rejoicing in the land
 
2013-08-27 03:47:43 PM
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2013-08-27 03:54:27 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Why do the locals pronounce "Pend Oreille" properly (Pahnd oRAY) while poor Coeur D'alene gets bastardized to "Curdle Ann"?


No man, it's "CORE-duh-lane"
 
2013-08-27 04:03:00 PM
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Camping

If you find yourself trapped in the middle of the woods without electricity, running water, or a car you would likely describe that situation as a "nightmare" or "a worse case scenario like after plane crash or something." White people refer to it as "camping."

[...]Camping is a multi-day, multi-step, potentially lethal activity that will cost you a large amount of both time and money. Unless you are in some sort of position where you absolutely need the friendship of a white person, you should avoid camping at all costs.

[...]any camping trip that ends in death at the hands of nature or requires the use of valuable government resources for a rescue is seen as relatively positive in white culture. This is because both situations might eventually lead to a book deal or documentary film about the experience.

Ultimately the best way to escape a camping trip with white people is to say that you have allergies. Since white people and their children are allergic to almost everything, they will understand and ask no further questions.[...]
 
2013-08-27 04:24:26 PM

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I have that as one of my desktop images. Lana's expression.

/Hey, can we have the radio?
 
2013-08-27 04:37:03 PM
And that is why you select a campsite before sun begins to set so you have plenty of time to survey the campsite  so s to select the safest place to pitch your tent.
 
2013-08-27 04:59:07 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Why do the locals pronounce "Pend Oreille" properly (Pahnd oRAY) while poor Coeur D'alene gets bastardized to "Curdle Ann"?




Because Freedom Fries.
 
2013-08-27 05:18:12 PM
*sigh, no rodney yet*

I guess I have to do everything.

www.silverdisc.com
 
2013-08-27 06:45:50 PM
Godless killing machines.
 
2013-08-27 10:19:23 PM
Damn you, morning wood fairy!
 
2013-08-27 10:56:08 PM
I once met a girl, or should I say, she dropped a tree on me....
 
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