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(Fox News)   1) Open a university, charge students $25 each to take your entrance exam. 2) Fail all 25,000 students who apply. 3) PROFIT   (foxnews.com) divider line 63
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2013-08-27 05:38:24 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: Anastacya: You didn't fellate him. Sorry. And your check didn't clear. Nope.

Dammit! I thought bouncing a check would prove I had what it takes to be a tycoon.


True, but you made a big mistake: your daddy isn't rich.
 
2013-08-27 05:38:54 PM  
"I know there are a lot of weaknesses in the schools but for a whole group of people to take exams and every single one of them to fail, I have my doubts about that," David-Tarpeh said. "It's like mass murder."

Wow.
 
2013-08-27 06:02:15 PM  

bigbobowski: what surprises me is they found 25,000 Liberians that could read. they should be commended for that.


All the same, USA still only has the second most farked up colony in Africa. France still rules with the Central African Republic.
 
2013-08-27 06:18:54 PM  

spawn73: bigbobowski: what surprises me is they found 25,000 Liberians that could read. they should be commended for that.

All the same, USA still only has the second most farked up colony in Africa. France still rules with the Central African Republic.

 not really a colony. we just shipped all the Blacks back to Africa that would go. (they weren't really African-Americans in them days). funny side note, a lot of the former black American slaves looked down on their African cousins and set-up their own plantation society. see Americo-Liberians.
 
2013-08-27 06:43:52 PM  

A Terrible Human: Ahhh Liberia. The same place that had cannibal warlords who fought naked with their child soldiers who were hooked on drugs.


Well of course they were hooked on drugs, we tried sugar but it wears off too fast and then they need a nap.
 
2013-08-27 06:54:22 PM  
jtown * * Smartest * Funniest 2013-08-27 04:02:38 PM It's like mass murder.

No, it is not. It is nothing at all like mass murder in any way.
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Heh. I was going to post something snarky in response to that too... but you beat me to it.

Bravo.
 
2013-08-27 07:49:47 PM  

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: listernine: MythDragon: Anastacya: In 1000 words or less, is my daughter Ivanka farkable?

Technically any woman is farkable.

As I found out when a "buddy' of mine set me up on a blind date with this 250lb woman. I got back and pounded on his door. He opened it, laughing his ass off, because he knew he was wrong. "I thought you said she was farkable!" I said. He replies "Well techincally.." I punched him in his throat.

/not that hard though.

So, did you fark her?

Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!


You know that old joke about mopeds and fat girls? They're both fun to ride until your friends see you on one. The addendum should be that a moped is preferred to walking.
 
2013-08-27 08:51:18 PM  
Done in one.

/thought it was Trump too
 
2013-08-27 10:06:54 PM  
Could have been worse: 25 and 2 hours
 
2013-08-27 10:59:45 PM  
I go chop your dollah!
I go make your money disappear!
419, it is a game everyone plays
You are the mugu!  I am the mastah!
 
2013-08-28 12:56:14 AM  
Hmmm...what could a university possibly do when they have no qualified applicants?  I'm not quite sure, but some universities have been known to employ people with skill in the realm of "teaching".  Perhaps in Liberia that is not the case at the moment.
 
GBB
2013-08-28 07:50:59 AM  
Meanwhile, at the University of Conservistan...
 
2013-08-28 01:16:07 PM  
Wait!  Give me a second.  I've seen this movie before...

/ South Harmon Institute of Technology FTW
// I want the 93 minutes of my life back
 
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