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vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-27 02:30:32 PM
They are supposedly sending a carrier battle group, so they might be serious.  It would be nice if they took care of it.
 
2013-08-27 02:32:52 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-27 02:43:43 PM
Well, if anyone has a reason to be touchy about gas attacks, I imagine France qualifies.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-27 02:45:31 PM

Relatively Obscure: Well, if anyone has a reason to be touchy about gas attacks, I imagine France qualifies.


Do they have Taco Bell there too?
 
2013-08-27 02:50:02 PM

vpb: Relatively Obscure: Well, if anyone has a reason to be touchy about gas attacks, I imagine France qualifies.

Do they have Taco Bell there too?


cdn.riveraveblues.com

You know what they call a Doritos Locos Taco in France?
 
2013-08-27 02:57:05 PM
France has the next best Aircraft Carrier after ours, so they might as well use it once in a while.
 
2013-08-27 03:18:45 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [450x300 from http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120724171731/villains/images/1 /14/French-Monty-Python-Holy-Grail-French-taunt.jpg image 450x300]


Well, to honest, they basically taunted Syria a second time.
 
2013-08-27 03:34:40 PM
See? The smell in Syria isn't from chemical weapons. France was simply farting in their general direction. Wind and sea currents. Study it out.
 
2013-08-27 03:47:26 PM

TuteTibiImperes: France has the next best Aircraft Carrier after ours, so they might as well use it once in a while.


I've heard they can deploy up to 40 simultaneous sternly worded letters.
 
2013-08-27 03:47:43 PM
Syria Surrenders?
 
2013-08-27 03:47:46 PM

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Syria has a distinct lack of both African and European swallows.
 
2013-08-27 03:48:23 PM
I'm gas attacking my co-workers. Qdoba has powers beyond taco bell.
 
2013-08-27 03:48:49 PM
sitelife.aviationweek.com
 
2013-08-27 03:51:50 PM
I am sure that France thinks that it is lost past overdue that the United States does something about this.

Everyone rips on us.  Until they need us...
 
2013-08-27 03:52:28 PM

TuteTibiImperes: France has the next best Aircraft Carrier after ours, so they might as well use it once in a while.


It's the perfect base from which to

pitch-ay la vache
 
2013-08-27 03:52:40 PM
Someone needs to post it:

-Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. [Or at ths time in history, a Roman -ed.]

-Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.

-Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.

-Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots

-Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

-War of Revolution
- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

-The Dutch War
- Tied

-War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.

-War of the Spanish Succession
- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.

-American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."

-French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.

-The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

-The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

-World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

-World War II
- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

-War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu

-Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
 
2013-08-27 03:53:54 PM

vpb: They are supposedly sending a carrier battle group, so they might be serious.  It would be nice if they took care of it.


Is the French Admiral on the (white) Flag Ship?
 
2013-08-27 03:56:15 PM
If there's one thing the French love, it's killing people in former colonies.
 
2013-08-27 03:56:25 PM

Treygreen13: TuteTibiImperes: France has the next best Aircraft Carrier after ours, so they might as well use it once in a while.

I've heard they can deploy up to 40 simultaneous sternly worded letters.



All typed to music by Jerry Lewis on Marcel Marceaux letterhead.

Seriously, though, the Charles De Gaulle is a pretty badass ship.
 
2013-08-27 03:56:58 PM

abfalter: Someone needs to post it:


*sigh*
 
2013-08-27 03:59:27 PM
www.intriguing.com

Oh, wicked, wicked Syria.  Oh, she is a naughty country, and she must pay the penalty.  And here in France, we have but one punishment for gassing people with neurotoxins.  You must tie her down on a bed and spank her.

And spank me.

Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

And after the spanking, the oral sex.
 
2013-08-27 04:00:15 PM
France will punish Syria with a terse letter of extreme displeasure and ban all Syrian yacht owners from docking in Cannes.
 
2013-08-27 04:05:26 PM

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For some reason the name of the sub is making me laugh my ass off.
 
2013-08-27 04:13:32 PM
www.theblindcard.com

Now with U.S. Marines Desert Camo accuracy.

 
2013-08-27 04:15:53 PM
They're going to start air dropping Parisians??

There has to be a law or something against that.
 
2013-08-27 04:17:34 PM

vpb: They are supposedly sending a carrier battle group, so they might be serious.  It would be nice if they took care of it.


Take care of what? There are no reasonable goals.
 
2013-08-27 04:23:37 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: They're going to start air dropping Parisians??

There has to be a law or something against that.


Well... I guess you just gotta fight chemical weapons with chemical weapons
 
2013-08-27 04:23:54 PM
While there are no good guys in this morass, it would be nice if someone besides us got their  foot stuck in the asshole of the planet for the next ten years.
 
2013-08-27 04:29:15 PM
Would be nice if the French actually covered their own asses when they shoot off their mouths.

6th Strongest Military in the World (allegedly)
Still can't handle even a small war by themselves.
 
2013-08-27 04:30:33 PM
Let the French give the rebels some chemical weapons to use against Assad, and we stay the hell out.  Everybody wins.
 
2013-08-27 04:33:39 PM

YixilTesiphon: vpb: They are supposedly sending a carrier battle group, so they might be serious.  It would be nice if they took care of it.

Take care of what? There are no reasonable goals.


They can blow up an empty office building or two.
 
2013-08-27 04:34:58 PM
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
 
2013-08-27 04:35:46 PM
article from asiantimes
http://atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/MID-01-270813.html

The importance of this report cannot be overstated enough. It was initially leaked to Lebanon's Al-Safir newspaper. http://www.al-monitor.com/pulse/politics/2013/08/saudi-russia-putin-ba ndar-meeting-syria-egypt.html">Here's Bandar's whole strategy, unveiled in his meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin, already reported by Asia Times Online. After trying - for four hours - to convince Putin to drop Syria, Bandar is adamant: ''There is no escape from the military option.''

its will be war, so set back and enjoy the enevitable
 
2013-08-27 04:39:01 PM

jjorsett: YixilTesiphon: vpb: They are supposedly sending a carrier battle group, so they might be serious.  It would be nice if they took care of it.

Take care of what? There are no reasonable goals.

They can blow up an empty office building or two.


You could make the use of chemical weapons on civilians be a losing strategy in a civil war through a variety of strikes on Assad's military power. This may or may not influence the decisions of future combatants.
 
2013-08-27 04:39:07 PM
That would be really cool if France takes care of this in a few weeks TOTAL.
 
2013-08-27 04:44:57 PM
i.imgur.com

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2013-08-27 04:46:19 PM
CSB:

Was on a US destroyer operating with Charles de Gaulle about 7 years ago in the Arabian Gulf. Sunday mornings they sent  there helo over to us with several large bags of fresh baguettes, a wheel of brie, and a wheel of roquefort.

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:US_Navy_060506-N-9546C-001_A_ Fr ench_Navy_Panther_helicopter_lands_aboard_guided-missile_destroyer_USS _Decatur_(DDG_73)._Decatur_joined_a_coalition_task_force.jpg
 
2013-08-27 04:49:06 PM

johnny_vegas: CSB:

Was on a US destroyer operating with Charles de Gaulle about 7 years ago in the Arabian Gulf. Sunday mornings they sent  there helo over to us with several large bags of fresh baguettes, a wheel of brie, and a wheel of roquefort.

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:US_Navy_060506-N-9546C-001_A_ Fr ench_Navy_Panther_helicopter_lands_aboard_guided-missile_destroyer_USS _Decatur_(DDG_73)._Decatur_joined_a_coalition_task_force.jpg



I hope you sent back Wonder Bread and Cheeze Whiz
 
2013-08-27 04:54:15 PM
actually as a joke (though a sincere gesture) we presented the french admiral with a bottle of california sparkling wine
 
2013-08-27 04:56:17 PM

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None of these are at all historically accurate in any way, but carry on.
 
2013-08-27 05:06:26 PM

CmndrFish: weltallica: [504x315 from http://i.imgur.com/6ibdLIP.gif image 504x315]

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None of these are at all historically accurate in any way, but carry on.


Are you saying these cartoons weren't published?
because they seem pretty plausible to me.

It seems silly to compare incidents with actual victims to the intelligence failure that was the Bush administration so I'm not sure what point they are being used to make here.
 
2013-08-27 05:10:03 PM
Do Americans ACTUALLY think France, among the most belligerent and warlike nations in the history of the world, and one with one of the worlds most advanced (and most enthusiastic to blow shiat up) militaries around, are simpering cowards who send letters instead of bombs? The French are basically lunatics held in check by the pressure of the rest of europe.

I am sure the actual US military vets know this very well.. but shiat the rest of you bought a load of flannel.
 
2013-08-27 05:11:41 PM

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Yeah, those French surle looked goofy after the massive WMD stockpiles in Iraq were uncovered.
 
2013-08-27 05:12:36 PM

gaspode: Do Americans ACTUALLY think France, among the most belligerent and warlike nations in the history of the world, and one with one of the worlds most advanced (and most enthusiastic to blow shiat up) militaries around, are simpering cowards who send letters instead of bombs? The French are basically lunatics held in check by the pressure of the rest of europe.

I am sure the actual US military vets know this very well.. but shiat the rest of you bought a load of flannel.


Judging by their win/loss record.....
 
2013-08-27 05:13:35 PM

gaspode: Do Americans ACTUALLY think France, among the most belligerent and warlike nations in the history of the world, and one with one of the worlds most advanced (and most enthusiastic to blow shiat up) militaries around, are simpering cowards who send letters instead of bombs?


The country who thought up "Freedom Fries"? What do you think?
 
2013-08-27 05:14:11 PM
Not surprising considering France is essentially a sunni islamic State by now.


www.religiousfreedomcoalition.org
 
2013-08-27 05:15:34 PM

abfalter: Someone needs to post it:

-Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. [Or at ths time in history, a Roman -ed.]

-Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.

-Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.

-Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots

-Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

-War of Revolution
- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

-The Dutch War
- Tied

-War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.

-War of the Spanish Succession
- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.

-American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."

-French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.

-The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

-The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

-World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, Fr ...


There's also the French invasion of Mexico in the 1860s, which France set up a puppet empire but  eventually lost.  The French didn't get a clue when they lost the Battle of Puebla to the Mexicans on May 5, 1862.  The Mexicans have since made a national holiday out of the date of their victory, Cinco de Mayo.
 
2013-08-27 05:16:25 PM

abfalter: Someone needs to post it:

-Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. [Or at ths time in history, a Roman -ed.]

-Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.

-Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.

-Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots

-Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

-War of Revolution
- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

-The Dutch War
- Tied

-War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.

-War of the Spanish Succession
- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.

-American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."

-French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.

-The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

-The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

-World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

-World War II
- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

-War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu

-Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.


You forgot Vietnam. France started it and walked away after hooking/tricking the US to enter the theater.

//Syria will be same diff.
 
2013-08-27 05:17:17 PM

vpb: They are supposedly sending a carrier battle group, so they might be serious.  It would be nice if they took care of it.


The carrier battle group, not a carrier battle group. They only have the one.
 
2013-08-27 05:21:20 PM
If anyone can get this done, the French Can-Can.
 
2013-08-27 05:21:48 PM

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Did you really just post pre-2003 cartoons backing the Bushies' WMD claims? Were you dropped on your head as a child?
 
2013-08-27 05:24:38 PM
Apart from being totally unprincipled left-wing troublemakers, the Syrians are also born skivers, they're dirty, smelly and untrustworthy, and, of course, they're friends of the awful gippos.
 
2013-08-27 05:30:58 PM

nemisonic: abfalter: Someone needs to post it:

-Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. [Or at ths time in history, a Roman -ed.]
...

-War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu

-Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.

You forgot Vietnam. France started it and walked away after hooking/tricking the US to enter the theater.

//Syria will be same diff.


Indochina (Indochine) is what the French called Vietnam.
 
2013-08-27 05:31:01 PM
nemisonic:

-War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu

You forgot Vietnam. France started it and walked away after hooking/tricking the US to enter the theater.

//Syria will be same diff.


Vietnam is in Indochina, dimwit. The Frogs tried to retain their empire with their tiny, broke-ass post-WWII Army. They're all better now. Probably among the top five world militaries. Most of their losses can be attributed to fighting Germany, which has half again as many people. EVERYBODY lost to the Romans.
 
2013-08-27 05:34:48 PM
nemisonic:
-War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu

abfalter:
You forgot Vietnam. France started it and walked away after hooking/tricking the US to enter the theater.


French Indochina is what became Vietnam (as well as Laos and Cambodia). Perhaps the pun about Dien Bien Phu was too obscure.

/let's say I have a number
//that number's fifteen thousand
///that's ten percent...
////D. Boon lives!
 
2013-08-27 05:34:50 PM
What an airstrike against Syria might look like:

www.chinadaily.com.cn
 
2013-08-27 05:39:41 PM

ChuDogg: Not surprising considering France is essentially a sunni islamic State by now.


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Yep, yep, yep. Five to 10 percent of the country are Muslim (Higher number based on country of origin, not actual religious preference), so it's essentially a Muslim state. Same as the United States is essentially a Mormon country.
 
2013-08-27 05:43:25 PM

mbillips: EVERYBODY lost to the Romans.


Except the Ostrogoths, Vandals, Visigoths...oh, and the plague.

By the way, it never helps to call names when someone has a reading comprehension problem. Offer citations, clarifications, and the like -- but leave out the ad hominem stuff please. You never know when you could be wrong about something and it's your turn to be mocked. It's about the sin, not the sinner.

/humbly submitted for your consideration
 
2013-08-27 06:02:22 PM
It's been done.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Syrian_Revolt (caution:  link contains a picture that is not for the fainthearted.)
 
2013-08-27 06:04:51 PM

pseydtonne: nemisonic:
-War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu

abfalter:
You forgot Vietnam. France started it and walked away after hooking/tricking the US to enter the theater.

French Indochina is what became Vietnam (as well as Laos and Cambodia). Perhaps the pun about Dien Bien Phu was too obscure.

/let's say I have a number
//that number's fifteen thousand
///that's ten percent...
////D. Boon lives!


Yes, making the pun more clear would have certainly helped someone who didn't know what Indochina was.
 
2013-08-27 06:05:07 PM

pseydtonne: mbillips: EVERYBODY lost to the Romans.

Except the Ostrogoths, Vandals, Visigoths...oh, and the plague.

By the way, it never helps to call names when someone has a reading comprehension problem. Offer citations, clarifications, and the like -- but leave out the ad hominem stuff please. You never know when you could be wrong about something and it's your turn to be mocked. It's about the sin, not the sinner.

/humbly submitted for your consideration


Interesting point about when Rome started to lose wars.  When they were winning it was with a citizen army.  Why they started losing it was with a mercenary army.

That says a lot about the value of a volunteer force of highly trained highly motivated citizens.
 
2013-08-27 06:10:55 PM

marsoft: pseydtonne: mbillips: EVERYBODY lost to the Romans.

Except the Ostrogoths, Vandals, Visigoths...oh, and the plague.

By the way, it never helps to call names when someone has a reading comprehension problem. Offer citations, clarifications, and the like -- but leave out the ad hominem stuff please. You never know when you could be wrong about something and it's your turn to be mocked. It's about the sin, not the sinner.

/humbly submitted for your consideration

Interesting point about when Rome started to lose wars.  When they were winning it was with a citizen army.  Why they started losing it was with a mercenary army.

That says a lot about the value of a volunteer force of highly trained highly motivated citizens.


They quit having a completely citizen army late in the Republic. The mercenary/auxiliary army successfully expanded and defended the Empire for another 500 years. Your point is invalid.
 
2013-08-27 06:16:54 PM

mbillips: weltallica: [504x315 from http://i.imgur.com/6ibdLIP.gif image 504x315]

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Did you really just post pre-2003 cartoons backing the Bushies' WMD claims? Were you dropped on your head as a child?


I have my doubts about you.

*ahem*. Have you heard about the term, "learning from history"?

Of course I had the luxury of knowing Bush was lying the first time. This time, I just don't trust USA. I want someone else to say they can prove it was the Assad regime, because USA are proven liars.
 
2013-08-27 06:20:38 PM

mbillips: nemisonic:

-War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu

You forgot Vietnam. France started it and walked away after hooking/tricking the US to enter the theater.

//Syria will be same diff.

Vietnam is in Indochina, dimwit. The Frogs tried to retain their empire with their tiny, broke-ass post-WWII Army. They're all better now. Probably among the top five world militaries. Most of their losses can be attributed to fighting Germany, which has half again as many people. EVERYBODY lost to the Romans.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Teutoburg_Forest

Nope, the Romans met some tribes that spoke Germanic.

You can still see that line across Europe today, straight through Belgium for instance, which is divided in the Romanic (French) and Germanic (Dutch) part.
 
2013-08-27 06:22:02 PM
France lead the way against Libya, and I'm sure they're eager to show how the Syrians Russians build airdefences is no match for those Rafale fighters they want to export.
 
2013-08-27 06:44:15 PM

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Ah... the lovely Chattanooga Times! Such memories! You rascal! Your underhanded reminder of the jingoism and quest for evidence in Iraq should always give rational people pause and hope that more stringent due diligence is being accorded to the Syria situation, so we don't reap future fiscal and political quagmires. Bravo!
 
2013-08-27 07:27:42 PM
You American guys may want to read up on the French Foreign Legion before doing the surrender monkey routine. Those dudes have their own MOHs rating.

Nearly anyone can join the French Foreign Legion, you don't have to give a real name when you do so. At the end of five years, you emerge with French citizenship. Now, that's a pretty good deal. Except that the Legion has a policy of ensuring that at least 10 per cent of their soldiers die per year, the soldiers are not barracked in Europe but in hot spots around the globe, or if no fighting is available, they drop you off in French New Guinnea and simply don't feed you for a month. No, really.

So, you have to be pretty desperate to try it or get through it. We're not talking Gary Cooper in Beau Geste.

If you keep wondering why when you read foreign news, the French always seem to be involved in this or that conflict in places like Africa, it's because they keep their knives sharp. It's also why France is the go-to place if you need intelligence in some parts so of the world. This is why in some parts of the developing world, it's safe to be a French citizen working for a mining company or on the rigs because if some strong man decides to make trouble, Le Corpes expéditionnaire française comes in.
 
2013-08-27 07:44:26 PM

Highroller48: Seriously, though, the Charles De Gaulle is a pretty badass ship.



It's a French, union-labor fiasco.

The thing took forever to build at many times its projected cost.  It had to be towed back to dock after it's first sea trial because the propeller fell off.  In fact, it's slower than the ship it replaced because the company that made the propellers for it went Solyndra-style bankrupt.  It had to be fitted with cannibalized propellers from another ship.

The reactor is all f*cked up and is over-dosing the crew with radiation and it can NOT be removed and replaced.  Even worse, the flight deck can't handle the specific aircraft is was designed to carry so they've had to try and alter it with some expensive and questionable 'customizing'.

It's like Obama designed it or something...
 
2013-08-27 08:32:40 PM
Can you imagine that conversation during the American Revolution?

"Hey guys, I have great news! France has offered to help us against the British."
"Oh sh*t. Sh*t sh*t sh*t."
"Guys? I thought you'd like that."
"Name the last time the French won a war it was involved in."
"Hmmmmmm...there was...nope...what about...damn...the Romans...no...hmmm"
"We are so f*cked. Well at least we got most of the Indians on our side, those guys never lose!"
 
2013-08-27 09:09:32 PM
Welcome Aboard, France...
 
2013-08-27 09:30:19 PM
images.nationalgeographic.com

Without France...there would be no US of A
 
2013-08-27 09:38:32 PM

bdub77: Can you imagine that conversation during the American Revolution?

"Hey guys, I have great news! France has offered to help us against the British."
"Oh sh*t. Sh*t sh*t sh*t."
"Guys? I thought you'd like that."
"Name the last time the French won a war it was involved in."
"Hmmmmmm...there was...nope...what about...damn...the Romans...no...hmmm"
"We are so f*cked. Well at least we got most of the Indians on our side, those guys never lose!"


The War of the Austrian Succession (1740-48), which was still within living memory in the 1770s, may not have been a French diplomatic victory, but the French had some impressive military victories during that war, particularly at Fontenoy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Fontenoy

The Marechal de Saxe, the French commander there, was German-born, it is true.

Anecdote from the battle:  "The English officers saluted the French by doffing their hats . . . the French, returned the greeting. My Lord Charles Hai, captain in the English Guards, cried, 'Gentlemen of the French Guards, fire !' The Comte d'Auteroche, then lieutenant of Grenadiers, shouted, ' Gentlemen, we never fire first ; fire yourselves."
 
2013-08-27 09:44:12 PM

mbillips: marsoft: pseydtonne: mbillips: EVERYBODY lost to the Romans.

Except the Ostrogoths, Vandals, Visigoths...oh, and the plague.

By the way, it never helps to call names when someone has a reading comprehension problem. Offer citations, clarifications, and the like -- but leave out the ad hominem stuff please. You never know when you could be wrong about something and it's your turn to be mocked. It's about the sin, not the sinner.

/humbly submitted for your consideration

Interesting point about when Rome started to lose wars.  When they were winning it was with a citizen army.  Why they started losing it was with a mercenary army.

That says a lot about the value of a volunteer force of highly trained highly motivated citizens.

They quit having a completely citizen army late in the Republic. The mercenary/auxiliary army successfully expanded and defended the Empire for another 500 years. Your point is invalid.


Even longer, if you count the Byzantine Empire. ( IIRC, they went almost entirely towards the employment of mercenaries after the 11th cent.)

/ despite all of the GOP/Tea Party claims to American exceptionalism, I doubt if we'll have the same +1000-year run that the Romans had...
 
2013-08-27 09:56:39 PM

nemisonic: You forgot Vietnam. France started it and walked away after hooking/tricking the US to enter the theater.


it's the war in indochina

re: the american rev - the french pretty much won it for us through their training of our army and their naval actions.  We owe them our independence.
 
2013-08-27 10:38:45 PM
fark France. They didn't have any problem letting Saddam gas the Kurds and kill additional tens of thousands of Iraqis, then shaming the US for removing him. Suddenly they find their moral compass and want to get involved in Syria for humanitarian reasons.
 
2013-08-27 10:41:39 PM

Gdalescrboz: fark France. They didn't have any problem letting Saddam gas the Kurds and kill additional tens of thousands of Iraqis, then shaming the US for removing him. Suddenly they find their moral compass and want to get involved in Syria for humanitarian reasons.



That's a very good point, actually.
 
2013-08-27 10:51:00 PM

gaslight: You American guys may want to read up on the French Foreign Legion before doing the surrender monkey routine. Those dudes have their own MOHs rating.

Nearly anyone can join the French Foreign Legion, you don't have to give a real name when you do so. At the end of five years, you emerge with French citizenship. Now, that's a pretty good deal. Except that the Legion has a policy of ensuring that at least 10 per cent of their soldiers die per year, the soldiers are not barracked in Europe but in hot spots around the globe, or if no fighting is available, they drop you off in French New Guinnea and simply don't feed you for a month. No, really.

So, you have to be pretty desperate to try it or get through it. We're not talking Gary Cooper in Beau Geste.

If you keep wondering why when you read foreign news, the French always seem to be involved in this or that conflict in places like Africa, it's because they keep their knives sharp. It's also why France is the go-to place if you need intelligence in some parts so of the world. This is why in some parts of the developing world, it's safe to be a French citizen working for a mining company or on the rigs because if some strong man decides to make trouble, Le Corpes expéditionnaire française comes in.


The legion just went in a raid in Somalia where they left then prisoner along with leaving one of their injures comrades behind because they lost accountability, he was executed. They don't ensure 10% of them die, they just don't know how to prevent it. The French are incompetent and the Legion, while they try, is old and busted.
 
2013-08-27 10:53:52 PM

Neighborhood Watch: Gdalescrboz: fark France. They didn't have any problem letting Saddam gas the Kurds and kill additional tens of thousands of Iraqis, then shaming the US for removing him. Suddenly they find their moral compass and want to get involved in Syria for humanitarian reasons.


That's a very good point, actually.


Times change, regimes change, priorities can change with them.  If Bush were still president we'd have tens of thousands of troops in Libya and an invasion force in Syria already.
 
2013-08-27 11:09:40 PM
The legion just went in a raid in Somalia where they left then prisoner along with leaving one of their injures comrades behind because they lost accountability, he was executed. They don't ensure 10% of them die, they just don't know how to prevent it. The French are incompetent and the Legion, while they try, is old and busted.

Reading this made me think I was having a stroke.
 
2013-08-28 12:58:11 AM

Gdalescrboz: fark France. They didn't have any problem letting Saddam gas the Kurds and kill additional tens of thousands of Iraqis, then shaming the US for removing him. Suddenly they find their moral compass and want to get involved in Syria for humanitarian reasons.


WTF are you on about? The last attacks on the Kurds was in the late 80s, at the end of the Iran-Iraq war.
And the US had no problem with Saddam gassing Iranians - in fact, we now know that the US  helped.

Christ, do you guys read anything with actual dates in it?
 
2013-08-28 05:18:11 AM
France kinda reminds me of my brother who used to stand safely behind my mom and say "yeah!" while she was punishing me.
 
2013-08-29 12:02:55 AM

abfalter: Someone needs to post it:


Alright, I will:  http://www.cracked.com/article_18409_the-5-most-statistically-full-shiat-national-stereotypes.html

"Since 387 BC, France has fought 168 major wars against such badasses as the Roman Empire, the British Army and the Turkish forces. Their track record isn't too shabby, either: They've won 109, lost 49 and drawn (or as close as you can "draw" a war) 10 times.

And not a damn thing's changed since then: France is the most underestimated military force in the world, with the third highest military spending on the planet and an estimated 300 nuclear warheads at their disposal."
 
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