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(NBC Washington)   Washington DC will bid on the 2024 Olympics. Plans include lighting the Olympic flame only after an 11th hour House resolution to pay the gas bill for the cauldron   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Olympic Flame, Summer Olympics, olympics, Washington DC, Paralympic Games, U.S. Olympic Committee  
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456 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Aug 2013 at 3:43 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-27 12:47:20 PM  
20 votes:
They won't get it. Washington is sick of Kenyans winning important races.
2013-08-27 05:16:36 PM  
1 vote:
Just don't be surprised if we catch Marion Barry copping a light off the Olympic Flame.

"Biathlon set me up!"
2013-08-27 04:19:57 PM  
1 vote:
400m single-tracking

/farking red line
2013-08-27 01:59:43 PM  
1 vote:
Good christ, can you imagine the over-the-top paranoid security measures for an event that big in DC? You might as well just leave your clothes at home and bring your own speculum.
2013-08-27 01:56:54 PM  
1 vote:
Congress is already hosting the special olympics, why do they need the regular ones?
2013-08-27 12:41:59 PM  
1 vote:
But only on the condition that Obamacare be defunded
2013-08-27 12:38:06 PM  
1 vote:
Politically themed Olympic sports:  GO!

Synchronized Gerrymandering
400M Senate Confirmation Relay
Phantom Border Patrol Triathlon

...any others?
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