Parthenogenetic: Also, "Lay off me! I'VE FOUGHT CANCER!"
Somacandra: [327x240 from http://i.imgur.com/mG1QSTI.jpg image 327x240]So Ed Schultz calls Laura Ingraham a "slut" and is forced to apologize....
Headso: Somacandra: Right? Is that how this works? Total CoontPoont Privilege?All right wing pundits and journalists are handled with kid gloves.
coeyagi: Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh*t.......mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shiat-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction......perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way...sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims...silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they've never done, every person they've never been considerate toward, every fact they've never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend...preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters...unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions......face-chewing, self-devouring, medieval barbarian museum dioramas and depraved Nazi homunculi preserved in formaldehyde to frighten children...sick, ominous, loathsome, Nosferatu-impersonating Gollum-acolytes feasting on the flesh of our society while complaining about its taste...tax-evading, sommelier-abusing, election-buying, yacht-aficionado hemmorhoids flying flags of convenience and berating their six-year-old Chinese employees for requesting bathroom breaks...Republicans, you vile, repulsive, scum. You're not leading this country. You're not contributing to this country. You're not even part of this country. You are the maggot-ridden rot that arises in this country's damaged flesh; you are the vultures constantly picking at us to see if we're weak enough yet to become your next meal; you create problems where none would otherwise exist, just to further weaken America and quicken your own insatiable appetites; you are garbage, and you are traitors. And you are not welcome in this country anymore.
Kuroshin: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy. That must have been some super angry sex.Olbermann is straight?!?!?
cc_rider: Imagine the massive poutrage if some "librul" media station did a similar segment on Reagan using a gunshot.It would register about a brazillion Limbaughs on the Sphincter Scale.
Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke. They have no sense of humor.
erveek: CigaretteSmokingMan: I wouldn't let Laura Ingraham blow me.Her saliva is acid, isn't it?
lockers: The original House version:Southern Democrats: 7-87 (7-93%)Southern Republicans: 0-10 (0-100%)Northern Democrats: 145-9 (94-6%)Northern Republicans: 138-24 (85-15%)The Senate version:Southern Democrats: 1-20 (5-95%)Southern Republicans: 0-1 (0-100%)Northern Democrats: 45-1 (98-2%)Northern Republicans: 27-5 (84-16%)Republicans wanted the civil rights act even less you pugnacious twunt.
Klippoklondike: wishing cancer on people you dislike makes you as bad as them
FLMountainMan: Gees, even the professionally offended class has to reach for this one./Who the fark is Laura Ingraham?
FLMountainMan: FlashHarry: BUT DON'T YOU DARE CALL THEM RACIST.You're not helping your side.
Mr. Eugenides: Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke. They have no sense of humor.It's more of a thin skin kind of thing than not understanding a joke. There are many on the left who love to make others the butt of jokes, but can't handle when the tables are turned. Is there a link to the actual video, context is probably important, or just the ravings of a harpy on Salon?
Klippoklondike: FarkedOver: Fart_Machine: FarkedOver: We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.No.Yes.nowishing cancer on people you dislike makes you as bad as them
Fart_Machine: FarkedOver: We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.No.
Paris1127: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy. That must have been some super angry sex.Olbermann dated Laura Ingraham?*Googles*WTF? I mean, James Carville and Mary Matalin seem to have a good marriage, but I'm amazed that KO and Ingraham could even stand to be in the same room./there's an emphasis in the articles about them that specifies that they dated only "briefly"
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