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(Salon)   Laura Ingraham cuts off John Lewis speech with a gunshot. See, it's funny because so many civil rights leaders were shot   (salon.com) divider line 38
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2013-08-27 02:06:09 PM
14 votes:
Relax, it wasn't a gunshot.  It was just some surveyor farting.
2013-08-27 04:09:17 PM
8 votes:

Parthenogenetic: Also, "Lay off me! I'VE FOUGHT CANCER!"


She's so toxic she didn't even need chemo.
2013-08-27 04:27:56 PM
6 votes:

Somacandra: [327x240 from http://i.imgur.com/mG1QSTI.jpg image 327x240]

So Ed Schultz calls Laura Ingraham a "slut" and is forced to apologize....


I'm glad Schultz apologized for calling Ingraham a slut.  That was uncalled for, unfair, and insulting.  Sluts are awesome.
2013-08-27 04:31:53 PM
4 votes:

Headso: Somacandra: Right? Is that how this works? Total CoontPoont Privilege?

All right wing pundits and journalists are handled with kid gloves.



Of course they are.  Would you touch one with your bare hands?
2013-08-27 06:48:05 PM
3 votes:

coeyagi: Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh*t....
...mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shiat-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction...

...perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way...sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims...silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they've never done, every person they've never been considerate toward, every fact they've never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend...preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters...unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions...

...face-chewing, self-devouring, medieval barbarian museum dioramas and depraved Nazi homunculi preserved in formaldehyde to frighten children...sick, ominous, loathsome,  Nosferatu-impersonating Gollum-acolytes feasting on the flesh of our society while complaining about its taste...tax-evading, sommelier-abusing, election-buying, yacht-aficionado hemmorhoids flying flags of convenience and berating their six-year-old Chinese employees for requesting bathroom breaks...

Republicans, you vile, repulsive, scum.  You're not leading this country.  You're not contributing to this country.  You're not even part of this country.  You are the maggot-ridden rot that arises in this country's damaged flesh; you are the vultures constantly picking at us to see if we're weak enough yet to become your next meal; you create problems where none would otherwise exist, just to further weaken America and quicken your own insatiable appetites; you are garbage, and you are traitors.  And you are not welcome in this country anymore.


... of Ulm.
2013-08-27 06:39:17 PM
3 votes:
www.rawstory.com\
"And yes, Ann Coulter's cock is THIS big. I couldn't take it all."
2013-08-27 04:18:30 PM
3 votes:

Kuroshin: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann is  straight?!?!?


Up until he stuck his dick in Ingraham.
2013-08-27 04:05:41 PM
3 votes:

cc_rider: Imagine the massive poutrage if some "librul" media station did a similar segment on Reagan using a gunshot.

It would register about a brazillion Limbaughs on the Sphincter Scale.


You made me think, if even for a nanosecond, about Rush's butthole.

I think you should apologize.  And probably write a 200 word essay on why what you did was wrong.
2013-08-27 04:02:14 PM
3 votes:
Imagine the massive poutrage if some "librul" media station did a similar segment on Reagan using a gunshot.

It would register about a brazillion Limbaughs on the Sphincter Scale.
2013-08-27 02:01:56 PM
3 votes:
I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.
2013-08-27 01:59:37 PM
3 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.


I hear Ingraham likes making octopus porn on the side.

See, conservatives can't take a joke. They have no sense of humor.
2013-08-27 04:55:43 PM
2 votes:

erveek: CigaretteSmokingMan: I wouldn't let Laura Ingraham blow me.

Her saliva is acid, isn't it?


I admire her purity.
2013-08-27 04:06:40 PM
2 votes:
Hey, Laura! If you think that was funny look at these hilarious pictures.

www.aaregistry.org

That's John Lewis on the right with his funny little rain coat and his cutesy hair cut and big ears.

www.camelcitydispatch.com

And hey! Look! There's Lewis again about to have his skull fractured by that big tough cop. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Gosh, that cop looks familiar, too. Maybe he got a job with UC Davis.

cdn.theatlantic.com

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!1!

Maybe not. But all those big fat white cops all look alike to me.

2.bp.blogspot.com


Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!1!

Fark you Laura. John Lewis is decent man who helped non-violently (unlike the cops your side seems to use as soldiers) put bigots and assholes like you on the bottom rail. Enjoy the filth down there. Most of us have better things to do with our time than humiliate and tear down genuine heroes of humanity and decency.
2013-08-27 03:18:13 PM
2 votes:

lockers: The original House version:

Southern Democrats: 7-87   (7-93%)Southern Republicans: 0-10   (0-100%)Northern Democrats: 145-9   (94-6%)Northern Republicans: 138-24   (85-15%)The Senate version:
Southern Democrats: 1-20   (5-95%)Southern Republicans: 0-1   (0-100%)Northern Democrats: 45-1   (98-2%)Northern Republicans: 27-5   (84-16%)Republicans wanted the civil rights act even less you pugnacious twunt.


BUT ROBERT BYRD!!!
2013-08-27 01:43:05 PM
2 votes:
To be fair, she really is a vile, disgusting piece of garbage, so this type of assholishness isn't too surprising.
2013-08-27 06:44:09 PM
1 votes:

Klippoklondike: wishing cancer on people you dislike makes you as bad as them


Not really. We may both be bad people, but they have cancer.
2013-08-27 05:11:56 PM
1 votes:
Ah, I see that one of my least favorite trolls has decided to join us, in the guise of his least interesting personae. Go home, Poonie; you're drunk.
2013-08-27 05:06:41 PM
1 votes:

FLMountainMan: Gees, even the professionally offended class has to reach for this one.

/Who the fark is Laura Ingraham?


Ignorance - only in Derpistan is this considered a virtue.

 

FLMountainMan: FlashHarry: BUT DON'T YOU DARE CALL THEM RACIST.

You're not helping your side.


From his profile:

"I'm a bureaucrat.  In Florida, the greatest political subdivision in the history of civilization."

You're not helping our precious oxygen supply. Stop poaching it.
2013-08-27 05:06:40 PM
1 votes:
Have you ever seen Ms. Laura fill-in for OReilly on TheFactor? She destroys like five libs at a time in debate! It's truly glorious!
2013-08-27 04:35:38 PM
1 votes:

Mr. Eugenides: Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.

It's more of a thin skin kind of thing than not understanding a joke.  There are many on the left who love to make others the butt of jokes, but can't handle when the tables are turned.  Is there a link to the actual video, context is probably important, or just the ravings of a harpy on Salon?


It's linked in the article you didn't read.
2013-08-27 04:24:10 PM
1 votes:
I can hear her excuse:

"Oh get over it. It's a joke. It's not like it happened to YOU"

"It did happen to you?"

"Fine. Play the race card for sympathy. Typical liberal ploy"
2013-08-27 04:15:56 PM
1 votes:
And here I was just sitting here wondering if Laura Ingraham is still a vicious, ignorant waste of carbon-based matter....

/ glad I can put that to rest, now it's time to see how many marbles fit in my nose
2013-08-27 04:13:35 PM
1 votes:

Klippoklondike: FarkedOver: Fart_Machine: FarkedOver: We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.

No.

Yes.

no

wishing cancer on people you dislike makes you as bad as them


I can live with that.
2013-08-27 04:10:49 PM
1 votes:

Fart_Machine: FarkedOver: We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.

No.


Yes.
2013-08-27 04:07:19 PM
1 votes:
We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.
2013-08-27 03:59:53 PM
1 votes:
Cut a wucking funt.
2013-08-27 03:59:16 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

So Ed Schultz calls Laura Ingraham a "slut" and is forced to apologize....

Laura Ingraham mimics an assassination of a current civil rights leader who was at the march 50 years ago and she will get away with it without having to apologize to Rep. John Lewis or anyone else.

Right? Is that how this works? Total CoontPoont Privilege?
2013-08-27 03:10:56 PM
1 votes:
CSB; One time I was on a plane from Atlanta to St. Louis and he was in the seat next to me. This was about 15 years ago. I knew he was a famous politician, but didn't know his name or what he had done.
2013-08-27 03:08:51 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, but she's purty, so it's OK.
2013-08-27 02:56:04 PM
1 votes:
Having never listened to her, does anyone know if she uses this sound effect routinely, or if this was just a one-time thing for this guy?
2013-08-27 02:30:29 PM
1 votes:
BUT DON'T YOU DARE CALL THEM RACIST.
2013-08-27 02:24:40 PM
1 votes:

Paris1127: WTF?


I seem to remember him mentioning it on his old MSNBC show, in kind of an "in the interest of full disclosure" moment before tearing into her ass.

/no pun intended
//ok, maybe just a little
2013-08-27 02:23:20 PM
1 votes:

Paris1127: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann dated Laura Ingraham?

*Googles*

WTF? I mean, James Carville and Mary Matalin seem to have a good marriage, but I'm amazed that KO and Ingraham could even stand to be in the same room.

/there's an emphasis in the articles about them that specifies that they dated only "briefly"


I seem to remember reading somewhere that Ingraham is a bit of a psycho biatch stalker in her romantic life. Maybe she's a bit of a dirty little slut demon between the sheets. At least she is in my hate fark fantasies.
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2013-08-27 02:00:25 PM
1 votes:
Her audience would find that hilarious.
2013-08-27 01:59:37 PM
1 votes:
Stay classy, Laura Ingraham.
2013-08-27 01:58:42 PM
1 votes:
She still has a show? Or was this a last opportunity to get it noticed?
2013-08-27 01:55:10 PM
1 votes:
Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.
2013-08-27 12:31:57 PM
1 votes:
she had to push through the miley cyrus circus somehow.  this was the only way!
 
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