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2013-08-27 04:20:16 PM

Somacandra: [327x240 from http://i.imgur.com/mG1QSTI.jpg image 327x240]

So Ed Schultz calls Laura Ingraham a "slut" and is forced to apologize....

Laura Ingraham mimics an assassination of a current civil rights leader who was at the march 50 years ago and she will get away with it without having to apologize to Rep. John Lewis or anyone else.

Right? Is that how this works? Total CoontPoont Privilege?


To be fair, liberals are better than conservatives. You EXPECT this shiat from right wingers. They APPLAUD it. Left wingers apologize when they feel they've stepped over a boundry.
 
2013-08-27 04:20:23 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.


It's more of a thin skin kind of thing than not understanding a joke.  There are many on the left who love to make others the butt of jokes, but can't handle when the tables are turned.  Is there a link to the actual video, context is probably important, or just the ravings of a harpy on Salon?
 
2013-08-27 04:20:54 PM

Kuroshin: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann is  straight?!?!?


Oddly, I've long assumed that Ingraham was in the closet.
 
2013-08-27 04:21:02 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.


s15.postimg.org
 
2013-08-27 04:22:02 PM
Joan Walsh with a parting shot at rodeo clowns, for the win.
 
2013-08-27 04:22:15 PM
More wishful thinking from Republicans. Hope your wish won't come true true like it did with Gabrielle Giffords.
 
2013-08-27 04:22:16 PM
Keep it up, cons.

Gosh you suck
 
2013-08-27 04:22:53 PM

Mr. Eugenides: Is there a link to the actual video


http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/08/26/laura-ingraham-celebrates-mar c h-on-washington-5/195590

You'll have to go to it manually, Fark does not like MM links.
 
2013-08-27 04:23:10 PM

Mr. Eugenides: Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.

It's more of a thin skin kind of thing than not understanding a joke.  There are many on the left who love to make others the butt of jokes, but can't handle when the tables are turned.  Is there a link to the actual video, context is probably important, or just the ravings of a harpy on Salon?


Speaking of Olbermann...

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2013-08-27 04:23:53 PM

Mr. Eugenides: Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.

It's more of a thin skin kind of thing than not understanding a joke.  There are many on the left who love to make others the butt of jokes, but can't handle when the tables are turned.


Yes, yes...both sides are bad...*yawn*
 
2013-08-27 04:24:10 PM
I can hear her excuse:

"Oh get over it. It's a joke. It's not like it happened to YOU"

"It did happen to you?"

"Fine. Play the race card for sympathy. Typical liberal ploy"
 
2013-08-27 04:24:12 PM

Diogenes: Kuroshin: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann is  straight?!?!?

Up until he stuck his dick in Ingraham.



Sounds fair.


mediablitz: Somacandra: [327x240 from http://i.imgur.com/mG1QSTI.jpg image 327x240]

So Ed Schultz calls Laura Ingraham a "slut" and is forced to apologize....

Laura Ingraham mimics an assassination of a current civil rights leader who was at the march 50 years ago and she will get away with it without having to apologize to Rep. John Lewis or anyone else.

Right? Is that how this works? Total CoontPoont Privilege?

To be fair, liberals are better than conservatives. You EXPECT this shiat from right wingers. They APPLAUD it. Left wingers apologize when they feel they've stepped over a boundry.



Funny, that used to just be what decent people did, regardless of...wing.  Interesting how what's left of the "right wing" doesn't appear to bother with decency anymore.
 
2013-08-27 04:27:56 PM

Somacandra: [327x240 from http://i.imgur.com/mG1QSTI.jpg image 327x240]

So Ed Schultz calls Laura Ingraham a "slut" and is forced to apologize....


I'm glad Schultz apologized for calling Ingraham a slut.  That was uncalled for, unfair, and insulting.  Sluts are awesome.
 
2013-08-27 04:28:17 PM

Kuroshin: Funny, that used to just be what decent people did, regardless of...wing. Interesting how what's left of the "right wing" doesn't appear to bother with decency anymore.


Decency = Compromise

Wounded Iraq war veteran = good. He's gay? Boo Him!!! No compromise!!!
 
2013-08-27 04:29:17 PM
Kuroshin:


Funny, that used to just be what decent people did, regardless of...wing.  Interesting how what's left of the "right wing" doesn't appear to bother with decency anymore.

"Decency" is an archaic, antiquated word. Only used in footnotes and hypotheticals.
 
2013-08-27 04:29:58 PM

Lord Farkwad: Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.


You've never seen the film I take it.
 
2013-08-27 04:31:53 PM

Headso: Somacandra: Right? Is that how this works? Total CoontPoont Privilege?

All right wing pundits and journalists are handled with kid gloves.



Of course they are.  Would you touch one with your bare hands?
 
2013-08-27 04:35:38 PM

Mr. Eugenides: Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.

It's more of a thin skin kind of thing than not understanding a joke.  There are many on the left who love to make others the butt of jokes, but can't handle when the tables are turned.  Is there a link to the actual video, context is probably important, or just the ravings of a harpy on Salon?


It's linked in the article you didn't read.
 
2013-08-27 04:36:43 PM
Gees, even the professionally offended class has to reach for this one.

/Who the fark is Laura Ingraham?
 
2013-08-27 04:37:52 PM

FlashHarry: BUT DON'T YOU DARE CALL THEM RACIST.


You're not helping your side.
 
2013-08-27 04:39:32 PM

Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.


Eh.  Hate farking someone is a long and time honored tradition.  The shame that you've had sex with someone that's such a horrible person just adds to the passion of the moment.  Imagine taking an evil, hateful woman like that by each side of the head and just using their head like a jackhammer goes into pavement for a half hour.
 
2013-08-27 04:40:33 PM

FLMountainMan: FlashHarry: BUT DON'T YOU DARE CALL THEM RACIST.

You're not helping your side.


His side isn't the one that jokes about assassinating civil rights leaders.
 
2013-08-27 04:40:41 PM
media.salon.com

Say what you want, but that's a pretty serious "Come fark me" look she's rocking there.

And then a shot rings out. Ingraham picks up what Lewis was saying. "OK. 'It doesn't make sense that millions of our people ... are living in the shadows.' They're not onlynot living in the shadows, they're appearing at the State of the Union speech. They're actually visiting with the president in the White House. I think we have to drop that 'living in the shadows' thing. They might be standing on the street corner, but they're not living in the shadows."

Black people....VISITED THE WHITE HOUSE??? I do declare!
 
2013-08-27 04:41:31 PM
I wouldn't let Laura Ingraham blow me.
 
2013-08-27 04:43:27 PM

mediablitz: Kuroshin: Funny, that used to just be what decent people did, regardless of...wing. Interesting how what's left of the "right wing" doesn't appear to bother with decency anymore.

Decency = Compromise

Wounded Iraq war veteran = good. He's gay? Boo Him!!! No compromise!!!


bwilson27: "Decency" is an archaic, antiquated word. Only used in footnotes and hypotheticals.


These things make me haz a sad, because they aren't far off the damn mark.
 
2013-08-27 04:43:31 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: I wouldn't let Laura Ingraham blow me.


Her saliva is acid, isn't it?
 
2013-08-27 04:49:10 PM

Kuroshin: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann is  straight?!?!?


He was until he dated her!
 
2013-08-27 04:50:13 PM

FLMountainMan: Gees, even the professionally offended class has to reach for this one.

/Who the fark is Laura Ingraham?


Ah, the old "I don't know who she is, so that makes it okay" ploy. That she hosts the O'Reilly show often makes no difference.

FLMountainMan: FlashHarry: BUT DON'T YOU DARE CALL THEM RACIST.

You're not helping your side.


And the "your side" co-argument. Because using gunfire to "laugh" about murdered people is an "us vs. them" issue.

Like I said, decency no longer exists for a particular group. Congrats on being a member.
 
2013-08-27 04:53:16 PM

Kuroshin: These things make me haz a sad, because they aren't far off the damn mark.


Booing an injured gay Iraq war veteran just happened a week ago (again):

Link
 
2013-08-27 04:54:09 PM

lockers: The original House version:

Southern Democrats: 7-87   (7-93%)Southern Republicans: 0-10   (0-100%)Northern Democrats: 145-9   (94-6%)Northern Republicans: 138-24   (85-15%)The Senate version:
Southern Democrats: 1-20   (5-95%)Southern Republicans: 0-1   (0-100%)Northern Democrats: 45-1   (98-2%)Northern Republicans: 27-5   (84-16%)Republicans wanted the civil rights act even less you pugnacious twunt.


Sorry, no, the original House version was lupus.
 
2013-08-27 04:54:35 PM

Fart_Machine: You've never seen the film I take it.


You realize that's a British film, right?
 
2013-08-27 04:55:37 PM

The Why Not Guy: Fart_Machine: You've never seen the film I take it.

You realize that's a British film, right?


And not a comedy.
 
2013-08-27 04:55:43 PM

erveek: CigaretteSmokingMan: I wouldn't let Laura Ingraham blow me.

Her saliva is acid, isn't it?


I admire her purity.
 
2013-08-27 04:58:41 PM

The Why Not Guy: Fart_Machine: You've never seen the film I take it.

You realize that's a British film, right?


Um yeah. What does that have to do with having seen it?
 
2013-08-27 04:59:36 PM
There was a long pause after the gunshot. I mean she said a quick "ok", but then a good 5 seconds of silence. I wonder if she didn't plan that herself and her producer/engineer tossed that little sound-bit in there and she was giving him/her a silent "WTF?" during that pause?

On the other hand, she didn't address it at all. You'd think if she didn't plan it or wasn't aware that it was going to be done and didn't approve, that she'd have called it out right away... but of course she didn't.

That was pretty farking despicable.
 
2013-08-27 05:01:21 PM

Fart_Machine: FarkedOver: Fart_Machine: FarkedOver: We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.

No.

Yes.

I don't wish cancer on anyone even a sleaze like Ingraham.


My dad was diagnosed with multiple myeloma, I shiat you not, THREE WEEKS after he retired--it's like every crappy cop movie where the partner gets gunned down 3 days before retirement so the hero has something to do for the next 90 minutes.  As cancers go, multiple myeloma isn't quite as bad as it could be and it sucks big floppy donkey d*ck.  So no, I don't wish it on anyone.

/she's such an AW it would feed into her narcissism anyway.
//wish obscurity on these arseholes--for them it's a fate worse than death.
///I really, really hope Rushbo becomes irrelevant before he OD's.  It will warm the cockles of my shriveled little heart.
 
2013-08-27 05:02:33 PM

cc_rider: Imagine the massive poutrage if some "librul" media station did a similar segment on Reagan using a gunshot.

It would register about a brazillion Limbaughs on the Sphincter Scale.


Republicans aren't typically afraid of gun imagery.
 
2013-08-27 05:03:08 PM
 

Lord Farkwad: Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.

[518x519 from http://s15.postimg.org/scsk8fkh7/deathofpresidentneighborhood.jpg image 518x519]


facepalm
 
2013-08-27 05:03:44 PM
Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh*t....
...mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shiat-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction...

...perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way...sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims...silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they've never done, every person they've never been considerate toward, every fact they've never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend...preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters...unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions...

...face-chewing, self-devouring, medieval barbarian museum dioramas and depraved Nazi homunculi preserved in formaldehyde to frighten children...sick, ominous, loathsome,  Nosferatu-impersonating Gollum-acolytes feasting on the flesh of our society while complaining about its taste...tax-evading, sommelier-abusing, election-buying, yacht-aficionado hemmorhoids flying flags of convenience and berating their six-year-old Chinese employees for requesting bathroom breaks...

Republicans, you vile, repulsive, scum.  You're not leading this country.  You're not contributing to this country.  You're not even part of this country.  You are the maggot-ridden rot that arises in this country's damaged flesh; you are the vultures constantly picking at us to see if we're weak enough yet to become your next meal; you create problems where none would otherwise exist, just to further weaken America and quicken your own insatiable appetites; you are garbage, and you are traitors.  And you are not welcome in this country anymore.
 
2013-08-27 05:05:16 PM

coeyagi: Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh*t....


That isn't healthy.
 
2013-08-27 05:06:03 PM

mediablitz: Kuroshin: These things make me haz a sad, because they aren't far off the damn mark.

Booing an injured gay Iraq war veteran just happened a week ago (again):

Link


My statement of "not far off..." was being generous, I know.  I'm giving some little benefit of the doubt for those last remnants of the GOP that I know exist and wouldn't turn on a vet like that.  They're damn few at this point though, and they would never think to chasten their fellows for it.
 
2013-08-27 05:06:40 PM
Have you ever seen Ms. Laura fill-in for OReilly on TheFactor? She destroys like five libs at a time in debate! It's truly glorious!
 
2013-08-27 05:06:41 PM

FLMountainMan: Gees, even the professionally offended class has to reach for this one.

/Who the fark is Laura Ingraham?


Ignorance - only in Derpistan is this considered a virtue.

 

FLMountainMan: FlashHarry: BUT DON'T YOU DARE CALL THEM RACIST.

You're not helping your side.


From his profile:

"I'm a bureaucrat.  In Florida, the greatest political subdivision in the history of civilization."

You're not helping our precious oxygen supply. Stop poaching it.
 
2013-08-27 05:06:56 PM

AirForceVet: Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.

I hear Ingraham likes making octopus porn on the side.

See, conservatives can't take a joke. They have no sense of humor.


It's not funny because she does. And she's bad at it.
 
2013-08-27 05:07:26 PM

FLMountainMan: Gees, even the professionally offended class has to reach for this one.

/Who the fark is Laura Ingraham?


Best selling author? Permanent guest host of The O'Reilly Factor, the top-rated cable news show through much of the late 2000s? On the top-ranked cable news network in the U.S.? Ringing any bells, or will you double down with your "pretend she has no influence" thing?
 
2013-08-27 05:07:26 PM

GoldSpider: coeyagi: Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh*t....

That isn't healthy.


Sure isn't. If you get anywhere near them, expect to have your conscience raped to its core.
 
2013-08-27 05:10:43 PM

Fart_Machine: The Why Not Guy: Fart_Machine: You've never seen the film I take it.

You realize that's a British film, right?

Um yeah. What does that have to do with having seen it?


I don't know, as I've never seen it. Precisely what point were you trying to make?

"Liberals are bad, because some Brits made a movie that nobody gave a crap about?"

Weak sauce.
 
2013-08-27 05:11:10 PM
If you haven't seen Colbert absolutely destroy Ingraham and her book as only he can, it's worth a watch. Link
 
2013-08-27 05:11:12 PM
Wow, I see alot of seismic and misogyny in these comments.

"progressive, " indeed.
 
2013-08-27 05:11:56 PM
Ah, I see that one of my least favorite trolls has decided to join us, in the guise of his least interesting personae. Go home, Poonie; you're drunk.
 
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