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2013-08-27 12:31:57 PM  
she had to push through the miley cyrus circus somehow.  this was the only way!
 
2013-08-27 01:26:00 PM  
Yawn. She ripped off Howard Stern, when he did it announcing the death of Selena. Like, 20 years ago?
 
2013-08-27 01:43:05 PM  
To be fair, she really is a vile, disgusting piece of garbage, so this type of assholishness isn't too surprising.
 
2013-08-27 01:55:10 PM  
Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.
 
2013-08-27 01:58:42 PM  
She still has a show? Or was this a last opportunity to get it noticed?
 
2013-08-27 01:59:37 PM  
Stay classy, Laura Ingraham.
 
2013-08-27 01:59:37 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.


I hear Ingraham likes making octopus porn on the side.

See, conservatives can't take a joke. They have no sense of humor.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-27 02:00:25 PM  
Her audience would find that hilarious.
 
2013-08-27 02:01:56 PM  
I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.
 
2013-08-27 02:06:09 PM  
Relax, it wasn't a gunshot.  It was just some surveyor farting.
 
2013-08-27 02:07:24 PM  

Godscrack: Yawn. She ripped off Howard Stern, when he did it announcing the death of Selena. Like, 20 years ago?


I remember that. And the outrage that followed.

He was being 'shock'y and I remember Rush Limbaugh found him disgusting... while doing his own vacuum cleaner sounds to abort phone callers to his show.

So, to sum up: shock jocks do things that shock. Film at 11.
 
2013-08-27 02:12:51 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Godscrack: Yawn. She ripped off Howard Stern, when he did it announcing the death of Selena. Like, 20 years ago?

I remember that. And the outrage that followed.

He was being 'shock'y and I remember Rush Limbaugh found him disgusting... while doing his own vacuum cleaner sounds to abort phone callers to his show.

So, to sum up: shock jocks do things that shock. Film at 11.


And then shock jocks complain about other shock jocks doing shocking things.

And then Stern states they're all just copying him and should pay royalties or something.
 
2013-08-27 02:12:55 PM  
The original House version:

Southern Democrats: 7-87   (7-93%)Southern Republicans: 0-10   (0-100%)Northern Democrats: 145-9   (94-6%)Northern Republicans: 138-24   (85-15%)The Senate version:
Southern Democrats: 1-20   (5-95%)Southern Republicans: 0-1   (0-100%)Northern Democrats: 45-1   (98-2%)Northern Republicans: 27-5   (84-16%)Republicans wanted the civil rights act even less you pugnacious twunt.
 
2013-08-27 02:13:21 PM  

Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.


Olbermann dated Laura Ingraham?

*Googles*

WTF? I mean, James Carville and Mary Matalin seem to have a good marriage, but I'm amazed that KO and Ingraham could even stand to be in the same room.

/there's an emphasis in the articles about them that specifies that they dated only "briefly"
 
2013-08-27 02:13:57 PM  
The original House version:
Southern Democrats: 7-87   (7-93%)
Southern Republicans: 0-10   (0-100%)
Northern Democrats: 145-9   (94-6%)
Northern Republicans: 138-24   (85-15%)

The Senate version:
Southern Democrats: 1-20   (5-95%)
Southern Republicans: 0-1   (0-100%)
Northern Democrats: 45-1   (98-2%)
Northern Republicans: 27-5   (84-16%)

Republicans wanted the civil rights act even less you pugnacious twunt.

/FTFM
 
2013-08-27 02:19:16 PM  
yawn
bigots are bigots
why would we expect them to act like humans?

if only there were some way to have a large number of gunshots go off near here.
just so that she could hear the sound up close
 
2013-08-27 02:23:20 PM  

Paris1127: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann dated Laura Ingraham?

*Googles*

WTF? I mean, James Carville and Mary Matalin seem to have a good marriage, but I'm amazed that KO and Ingraham could even stand to be in the same room.

/there's an emphasis in the articles about them that specifies that they dated only "briefly"


I seem to remember reading somewhere that Ingraham is a bit of a psycho biatch stalker in her romantic life. Maybe she's a bit of a dirty little slut demon between the sheets. At least she is in my hate fark fantasies.
 
2013-08-27 02:24:40 PM  

Paris1127: WTF?


I seem to remember him mentioning it on his old MSNBC show, in kind of an "in the interest of full disclosure" moment before tearing into her ass.

/no pun intended
//ok, maybe just a little
 
2013-08-27 02:30:29 PM  
BUT DON'T YOU DARE CALL THEM RACIST.
 
2013-08-27 02:56:04 PM  
Having never listened to her, does anyone know if she uses this sound effect routinely, or if this was just a one-time thing for this guy?
 
2013-08-27 03:08:51 PM  
Yeah, but she's purty, so it's OK.
 
2013-08-27 03:10:56 PM  
CSB; One time I was on a plane from Atlanta to St. Louis and he was in the seat next to me. This was about 15 years ago. I knew he was a famous politician, but didn't know his name or what he had done.
 
2013-08-27 03:18:13 PM  

lockers: The original House version:

Southern Democrats: 7-87   (7-93%)Southern Republicans: 0-10   (0-100%)Northern Democrats: 145-9   (94-6%)Northern Republicans: 138-24   (85-15%)The Senate version:
Southern Democrats: 1-20   (5-95%)Southern Republicans: 0-1   (0-100%)Northern Democrats: 45-1   (98-2%)Northern Republicans: 27-5   (84-16%)Republicans wanted the civil rights act even less you pugnacious twunt.


BUT ROBERT BYRD!!!
 
2013-08-27 03:23:35 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com

Attention whores that get paid for ratings become even worse attention whores for ratings.
 
2013-08-27 03:24:55 PM  
This also applies (we've been here for years):

media.philly.com
 
2013-08-27 03:59:16 PM  
i.imgur.com

So Ed Schultz calls Laura Ingraham a "slut" and is forced to apologize....

Laura Ingraham mimics an assassination of a current civil rights leader who was at the march 50 years ago and she will get away with it without having to apologize to Rep. John Lewis or anyone else.

Right? Is that how this works? Total CoontPoont Privilege?
 
2013-08-27 03:59:53 PM  
Cut a wucking funt.
 
2013-08-27 04:00:14 PM  
Conservative humor folks.
 
2013-08-27 04:00:35 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.


Also, "Lay off me!  I'VE FOUGHT CANCER!"
 
2013-08-27 04:02:14 PM  
Imagine the massive poutrage if some "librul" media station did a similar segment on Reagan using a gunshot.

It would register about a brazillion Limbaughs on the Sphincter Scale.
 
2013-08-27 04:05:10 PM  
All of the white-grievance mongers are getting angrier, and their brew of pro-gun paranoia and white racial resentment is toxic. Ingraham should be ashamed of herself, but she's just another rodeo clown, and she has no shame.

Joan, I really like your writing. Please keep it up.
 
2013-08-27 04:05:41 PM  

cc_rider: Imagine the massive poutrage if some "librul" media station did a similar segment on Reagan using a gunshot.

It would register about a brazillion Limbaughs on the Sphincter Scale.


You made me think, if even for a nanosecond, about Rush's butthole.

I think you should apologize.  And probably write a 200 word essay on why what you did was wrong.
 
2013-08-27 04:06:40 PM  
Hey, Laura! If you think that was funny look at these hilarious pictures.

www.aaregistry.org

That's John Lewis on the right with his funny little rain coat and his cutesy hair cut and big ears.

www.camelcitydispatch.com

And hey! Look! There's Lewis again about to have his skull fractured by that big tough cop. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Gosh, that cop looks familiar, too. Maybe he got a job with UC Davis.

cdn.theatlantic.com

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!1!

Maybe not. But all those big fat white cops all look alike to me.

2.bp.blogspot.com


Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!1!

Fark you Laura. John Lewis is decent man who helped non-violently (unlike the cops your side seems to use as soldiers) put bigots and assholes like you on the bottom rail. Enjoy the filth down there. Most of us have better things to do with our time than humiliate and tear down genuine heroes of humanity and decency.
 
2013-08-27 04:07:19 PM  
We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.
 
2013-08-27 04:07:55 PM  

Somacandra: So Ed Schultz calls Laura Ingraham a "slut" and is forced to apologize....


If I had a show with pull, and my higher-ups would force me to apologize for anything I say on pain of firing, my only response would be "I quit."

/I don't need them, and they don't need me enough to back me up. So, bye.
 
2013-08-27 04:08:52 PM  

Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.


Olbermann is  straight?!?!?
 
2013-08-27 04:09:17 PM  

Parthenogenetic: Also, "Lay off me! I'VE FOUGHT CANCER!"


She's so toxic she didn't even need chemo.
 
2013-08-27 04:10:07 PM  

FarkedOver: We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.


No.
 
2013-08-27 04:10:28 PM  

Kuroshin: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann is  straight?!?!?


Some people will do anything to get a job. Anything.
 
2013-08-27 04:10:28 PM  

Kuroshin: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann is  straight?!?!?


It's OK, you are still pretty.
 
2013-08-27 04:10:49 PM  

Fart_Machine: FarkedOver: We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.

No.


Yes.
 
2013-08-27 04:13:05 PM  

Somacandra: Right? Is that how this works? Total CoontPoont Privilege?


All right wing pundits and journalists are handled with kid gloves.
 
2013-08-27 04:13:08 PM  

Wooly Bully: Parthenogenetic: Also, "Lay off me! I'VE FOUGHT CANCER!"

She's so toxic she didn't even need chemo.


-golfclap-
 
2013-08-27 04:13:12 PM  

FarkedOver: Fart_Machine: FarkedOver: We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.

No.

Yes.


no

wishing cancer on people you dislike makes you as bad as them
 
2013-08-27 04:13:35 PM  

Klippoklondike: FarkedOver: Fart_Machine: FarkedOver: We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.

No.

Yes.

no

wishing cancer on people you dislike makes you as bad as them


I can live with that.
 
2013-08-27 04:14:28 PM  

FarkedOver: Fart_Machine: FarkedOver: We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.

No.

Yes.


I don't wish cancer on anyone even a sleaze like Ingraham.
 
2013-08-27 04:15:02 PM  

cc_rider: Imagine the massive poutrage if some "librul" media station did a similar segment on Reagan using a gunshot.

It would register about a brazillion Limbaughs on the Sphincter Scale.


Didn't Reagan joke about it himself while he was in the hospital recovering from surgery?

Regardless, Ingraham's a moron, who at the very least should be given some vacation time to remember a few things about context:
1. You're a conservative with a conservative show on a conservative network. You may have noticed sometime over the last...60 years or so that the conservative movement (and the GOP specifically) has a bit of a problem when it comes to race relations. Right or wrong, you can't ignore it.

2. John Lewis had his skull cracked by Southern cops during an actual march. Many of the people he worked with were actually shot and killed (and not because of "the hip-hop they all listen to"). Do some research, Laur - a quick visit to Wikipedia might have unearthed that fact, and you might have spared yourself the embarrassment of taking potshots at a civil rights icon (also a sitting Congressman, and you may recall that guns and Congresspeople have a bit of rough history recently).

Maybe use a clown horn, or the sound of a jackass braying, or a Rush Limbaugh poop-grunt next time, save everyone the headache.
 
2013-08-27 04:15:46 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Kuroshin: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann is  straight?!?!?

Some people will do anything to get a job. Anything.



Well, she certainly is...a...thing...


Yakk: Kuroshin: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann is  straight?!?!?

It's OK, you are still pretty.



Easy there, Mr. Internet White Knight...  I still won't sleep with you.

/but thanks
//*smooch*
 
2013-08-27 04:15:56 PM  
And here I was just sitting here wondering if Laura Ingraham is still a vicious, ignorant waste of carbon-based matter....

/ glad I can put that to rest, now it's time to see how many marbles fit in my nose
 
2013-08-27 04:18:30 PM  

Kuroshin: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann is  straight?!?!?


Up until he stuck his dick in Ingraham.
 
2013-08-27 04:20:16 PM  

Somacandra: [327x240 from http://i.imgur.com/mG1QSTI.jpg image 327x240]

So Ed Schultz calls Laura Ingraham a "slut" and is forced to apologize....

Laura Ingraham mimics an assassination of a current civil rights leader who was at the march 50 years ago and she will get away with it without having to apologize to Rep. John Lewis or anyone else.

Right? Is that how this works? Total CoontPoont Privilege?


To be fair, liberals are better than conservatives. You EXPECT this shiat from right wingers. They APPLAUD it. Left wingers apologize when they feel they've stepped over a boundry.
 
2013-08-27 04:20:23 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.


It's more of a thin skin kind of thing than not understanding a joke.  There are many on the left who love to make others the butt of jokes, but can't handle when the tables are turned.  Is there a link to the actual video, context is probably important, or just the ravings of a harpy on Salon?
 
2013-08-27 04:20:54 PM  

Kuroshin: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann is  straight?!?!?


Oddly, I've long assumed that Ingraham was in the closet.
 
2013-08-27 04:21:02 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.


s15.postimg.org
 
2013-08-27 04:22:02 PM  
Joan Walsh with a parting shot at rodeo clowns, for the win.
 
2013-08-27 04:22:15 PM  
More wishful thinking from Republicans. Hope your wish won't come true true like it did with Gabrielle Giffords.
 
2013-08-27 04:22:16 PM  
Keep it up, cons.

Gosh you suck
 
2013-08-27 04:22:53 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: Is there a link to the actual video


http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/08/26/laura-ingraham-celebrates-mar c h-on-washington-5/195590

You'll have to go to it manually, Fark does not like MM links.
 
2013-08-27 04:23:10 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.

It's more of a thin skin kind of thing than not understanding a joke.  There are many on the left who love to make others the butt of jokes, but can't handle when the tables are turned.  Is there a link to the actual video, context is probably important, or just the ravings of a harpy on Salon?


Speaking of Olbermann...

// [affleck.jpg]
 
2013-08-27 04:23:53 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.

It's more of a thin skin kind of thing than not understanding a joke.  There are many on the left who love to make others the butt of jokes, but can't handle when the tables are turned.


Yes, yes...both sides are bad...*yawn*
 
2013-08-27 04:24:10 PM  
I can hear her excuse:

"Oh get over it. It's a joke. It's not like it happened to YOU"

"It did happen to you?"

"Fine. Play the race card for sympathy. Typical liberal ploy"
 
2013-08-27 04:24:12 PM  

Diogenes: Kuroshin: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann is  straight?!?!?

Up until he stuck his dick in Ingraham.



Sounds fair.


mediablitz: Somacandra: [327x240 from http://i.imgur.com/mG1QSTI.jpg image 327x240]

So Ed Schultz calls Laura Ingraham a "slut" and is forced to apologize....

Laura Ingraham mimics an assassination of a current civil rights leader who was at the march 50 years ago and she will get away with it without having to apologize to Rep. John Lewis or anyone else.

Right? Is that how this works? Total CoontPoont Privilege?

To be fair, liberals are better than conservatives. You EXPECT this shiat from right wingers. They APPLAUD it. Left wingers apologize when they feel they've stepped over a boundry.



Funny, that used to just be what decent people did, regardless of...wing.  Interesting how what's left of the "right wing" doesn't appear to bother with decency anymore.
 
2013-08-27 04:27:56 PM  

Somacandra: [327x240 from http://i.imgur.com/mG1QSTI.jpg image 327x240]

So Ed Schultz calls Laura Ingraham a "slut" and is forced to apologize....


I'm glad Schultz apologized for calling Ingraham a slut.  That was uncalled for, unfair, and insulting.  Sluts are awesome.
 
2013-08-27 04:28:17 PM  

Kuroshin: Funny, that used to just be what decent people did, regardless of...wing. Interesting how what's left of the "right wing" doesn't appear to bother with decency anymore.


Decency = Compromise

Wounded Iraq war veteran = good. He's gay? Boo Him!!! No compromise!!!
 
2013-08-27 04:29:17 PM  
Kuroshin:


Funny, that used to just be what decent people did, regardless of...wing.  Interesting how what's left of the "right wing" doesn't appear to bother with decency anymore.

"Decency" is an archaic, antiquated word. Only used in footnotes and hypotheticals.
 
2013-08-27 04:29:58 PM  

Lord Farkwad: Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.


You've never seen the film I take it.
 
2013-08-27 04:31:53 PM  

Headso: Somacandra: Right? Is that how this works? Total CoontPoont Privilege?

All right wing pundits and journalists are handled with kid gloves.



Of course they are.  Would you touch one with your bare hands?
 
2013-08-27 04:35:38 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.

It's more of a thin skin kind of thing than not understanding a joke.  There are many on the left who love to make others the butt of jokes, but can't handle when the tables are turned.  Is there a link to the actual video, context is probably important, or just the ravings of a harpy on Salon?


It's linked in the article you didn't read.
 
2013-08-27 04:36:43 PM  
Gees, even the professionally offended class has to reach for this one.

/Who the fark is Laura Ingraham?
 
2013-08-27 04:37:52 PM  

FlashHarry: BUT DON'T YOU DARE CALL THEM RACIST.


You're not helping your side.
 
2013-08-27 04:39:32 PM  

Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.


Eh.  Hate farking someone is a long and time honored tradition.  The shame that you've had sex with someone that's such a horrible person just adds to the passion of the moment.  Imagine taking an evil, hateful woman like that by each side of the head and just using their head like a jackhammer goes into pavement for a half hour.
 
2013-08-27 04:40:33 PM  

FLMountainMan: FlashHarry: BUT DON'T YOU DARE CALL THEM RACIST.

You're not helping your side.


His side isn't the one that jokes about assassinating civil rights leaders.
 
2013-08-27 04:40:41 PM  
media.salon.com

Say what you want, but that's a pretty serious "Come fark me" look she's rocking there.

And then a shot rings out. Ingraham picks up what Lewis was saying. "OK. 'It doesn't make sense that millions of our people ... are living in the shadows.' They're not onlynot living in the shadows, they're appearing at the State of the Union speech. They're actually visiting with the president in the White House. I think we have to drop that 'living in the shadows' thing. They might be standing on the street corner, but they're not living in the shadows."

Black people....VISITED THE WHITE HOUSE??? I do declare!
 
2013-08-27 04:41:31 PM  
I wouldn't let Laura Ingraham blow me.
 
2013-08-27 04:43:27 PM  

mediablitz: Kuroshin: Funny, that used to just be what decent people did, regardless of...wing. Interesting how what's left of the "right wing" doesn't appear to bother with decency anymore.

Decency = Compromise

Wounded Iraq war veteran = good. He's gay? Boo Him!!! No compromise!!!


bwilson27: "Decency" is an archaic, antiquated word. Only used in footnotes and hypotheticals.


These things make me haz a sad, because they aren't far off the damn mark.
 
2013-08-27 04:43:31 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: I wouldn't let Laura Ingraham blow me.


Her saliva is acid, isn't it?
 
2013-08-27 04:49:10 PM  

Kuroshin: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann is  straight?!?!?


He was until he dated her!
 
2013-08-27 04:50:13 PM  

FLMountainMan: Gees, even the professionally offended class has to reach for this one.

/Who the fark is Laura Ingraham?


Ah, the old "I don't know who she is, so that makes it okay" ploy. That she hosts the O'Reilly show often makes no difference.

FLMountainMan: FlashHarry: BUT DON'T YOU DARE CALL THEM RACIST.

You're not helping your side.


And the "your side" co-argument. Because using gunfire to "laugh" about murdered people is an "us vs. them" issue.

Like I said, decency no longer exists for a particular group. Congrats on being a member.
 
2013-08-27 04:53:16 PM  

Kuroshin: These things make me haz a sad, because they aren't far off the damn mark.


Booing an injured gay Iraq war veteran just happened a week ago (again):

Link
 
2013-08-27 04:54:09 PM  

lockers: The original House version:

Southern Democrats: 7-87   (7-93%)Southern Republicans: 0-10   (0-100%)Northern Democrats: 145-9   (94-6%)Northern Republicans: 138-24   (85-15%)The Senate version:
Southern Democrats: 1-20   (5-95%)Southern Republicans: 0-1   (0-100%)Northern Democrats: 45-1   (98-2%)Northern Republicans: 27-5   (84-16%)Republicans wanted the civil rights act even less you pugnacious twunt.


Sorry, no, the original House version was lupus.
 
2013-08-27 04:54:35 PM  

Fart_Machine: You've never seen the film I take it.


You realize that's a British film, right?
 
2013-08-27 04:55:37 PM  

The Why Not Guy: Fart_Machine: You've never seen the film I take it.

You realize that's a British film, right?


And not a comedy.
 
2013-08-27 04:55:43 PM  

erveek: CigaretteSmokingMan: I wouldn't let Laura Ingraham blow me.

Her saliva is acid, isn't it?


I admire her purity.
 
2013-08-27 04:58:41 PM  

The Why Not Guy: Fart_Machine: You've never seen the film I take it.

You realize that's a British film, right?


Um yeah. What does that have to do with having seen it?
 
2013-08-27 04:59:36 PM  
There was a long pause after the gunshot. I mean she said a quick "ok", but then a good 5 seconds of silence. I wonder if she didn't plan that herself and her producer/engineer tossed that little sound-bit in there and she was giving him/her a silent "WTF?" during that pause?

On the other hand, she didn't address it at all. You'd think if she didn't plan it or wasn't aware that it was going to be done and didn't approve, that she'd have called it out right away... but of course she didn't.

That was pretty farking despicable.
 
2013-08-27 05:01:21 PM  

Fart_Machine: FarkedOver: Fart_Machine: FarkedOver: We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.

No.

Yes.

I don't wish cancer on anyone even a sleaze like Ingraham.


My dad was diagnosed with multiple myeloma, I shiat you not, THREE WEEKS after he retired--it's like every crappy cop movie where the partner gets gunned down 3 days before retirement so the hero has something to do for the next 90 minutes.  As cancers go, multiple myeloma isn't quite as bad as it could be and it sucks big floppy donkey d*ck.  So no, I don't wish it on anyone.

/she's such an AW it would feed into her narcissism anyway.
//wish obscurity on these arseholes--for them it's a fate worse than death.
///I really, really hope Rushbo becomes irrelevant before he OD's.  It will warm the cockles of my shriveled little heart.
 
2013-08-27 05:02:33 PM  

cc_rider: Imagine the massive poutrage if some "librul" media station did a similar segment on Reagan using a gunshot.

It would register about a brazillion Limbaughs on the Sphincter Scale.


Republicans aren't typically afraid of gun imagery.
 
2013-08-27 05:03:08 PM  
 

Lord Farkwad: Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.

[518x519 from http://s15.postimg.org/scsk8fkh7/deathofpresidentneighborhood.jpg image 518x519]


facepalm
 
2013-08-27 05:03:44 PM  
Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh*t....
...mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shiat-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction...

...perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way...sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims...silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they've never done, every person they've never been considerate toward, every fact they've never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend...preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters...unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions...

...face-chewing, self-devouring, medieval barbarian museum dioramas and depraved Nazi homunculi preserved in formaldehyde to frighten children...sick, ominous, loathsome,  Nosferatu-impersonating Gollum-acolytes feasting on the flesh of our society while complaining about its taste...tax-evading, sommelier-abusing, election-buying, yacht-aficionado hemmorhoids flying flags of convenience and berating their six-year-old Chinese employees for requesting bathroom breaks...

Republicans, you vile, repulsive, scum.  You're not leading this country.  You're not contributing to this country.  You're not even part of this country.  You are the maggot-ridden rot that arises in this country's damaged flesh; you are the vultures constantly picking at us to see if we're weak enough yet to become your next meal; you create problems where none would otherwise exist, just to further weaken America and quicken your own insatiable appetites; you are garbage, and you are traitors.  And you are not welcome in this country anymore.
 
2013-08-27 05:05:16 PM  

coeyagi: Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh*t....


That isn't healthy.
 
2013-08-27 05:06:03 PM  

mediablitz: Kuroshin: These things make me haz a sad, because they aren't far off the damn mark.

Booing an injured gay Iraq war veteran just happened a week ago (again):

Link


My statement of "not far off..." was being generous, I know.  I'm giving some little benefit of the doubt for those last remnants of the GOP that I know exist and wouldn't turn on a vet like that.  They're damn few at this point though, and they would never think to chasten their fellows for it.
 
2013-08-27 05:06:40 PM  
Have you ever seen Ms. Laura fill-in for OReilly on TheFactor? She destroys like five libs at a time in debate! It's truly glorious!
 
2013-08-27 05:06:41 PM  

FLMountainMan: Gees, even the professionally offended class has to reach for this one.

/Who the fark is Laura Ingraham?


Ignorance - only in Derpistan is this considered a virtue.

 

FLMountainMan: FlashHarry: BUT DON'T YOU DARE CALL THEM RACIST.

You're not helping your side.


From his profile:

"I'm a bureaucrat.  In Florida, the greatest political subdivision in the history of civilization."

You're not helping our precious oxygen supply. Stop poaching it.
 
2013-08-27 05:06:56 PM  

AirForceVet: Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.

I hear Ingraham likes making octopus porn on the side.

See, conservatives can't take a joke. They have no sense of humor.


It's not funny because she does. And she's bad at it.
 
2013-08-27 05:07:26 PM  

FLMountainMan: Gees, even the professionally offended class has to reach for this one.

/Who the fark is Laura Ingraham?


Best selling author? Permanent guest host of The O'Reilly Factor, the top-rated cable news show through much of the late 2000s? On the top-ranked cable news network in the U.S.? Ringing any bells, or will you double down with your "pretend she has no influence" thing?
 
2013-08-27 05:07:26 PM  

GoldSpider: coeyagi: Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh*t....

That isn't healthy.


Sure isn't. If you get anywhere near them, expect to have your conscience raped to its core.
 
2013-08-27 05:10:43 PM  

Fart_Machine: The Why Not Guy: Fart_Machine: You've never seen the film I take it.

You realize that's a British film, right?

Um yeah. What does that have to do with having seen it?


I don't know, as I've never seen it. Precisely what point were you trying to make?

"Liberals are bad, because some Brits made a movie that nobody gave a crap about?"

Weak sauce.
 
2013-08-27 05:11:10 PM  
If you haven't seen Colbert absolutely destroy Ingraham and her book as only he can, it's worth a watch. Link
 
2013-08-27 05:11:12 PM  
Wow, I see alot of seismic and misogyny in these comments.

"progressive, " indeed.
 
2013-08-27 05:11:56 PM  
Ah, I see that one of my least favorite trolls has decided to join us, in the guise of his least interesting personae. Go home, Poonie; you're drunk.
 
2013-08-27 05:14:30 PM  

Fart_Machine: Um yeah. What does that have to do with having seen it?


Nothing, but it makes me wonder why you cite it as an example of how Liberals are just as bad as Conservatives.

And I'm kind of pressed for time, so can you please not bother saying that isn't why you mentioned it?
 
2013-08-27 05:18:13 PM  

Aristocles: Wow, I see alot of seismic and misogyny in these comments.

"progressive, " indeed.


Liberals cause earthquakes now?
 
2013-08-27 05:19:25 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Aristocles: Wow, I see alot of seismic and misogyny in these comments.

"progressive, " indeed.

Liberals cause earthquakes now?


Libruls gave me this bad perm!!!
 
2013-08-27 05:20:31 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Aristocles: Wow, I see alot of seismic and misogyny in these comments.

"progressive, " indeed.

Liberals cause earthquakes now?



i normally speak pretty good typo, but in this case i have no clue what word he was trying to type there.
 
2013-08-27 05:25:46 PM  

coeyagi: Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh*t....
...mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shiat-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction...

...perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way...sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims...silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they've never done, every person they've never been considerate toward, every fact they've never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend...preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters...unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions...

...face-chewing, self-devouring, medieval barbarian museum dioramas and ...


Damn, that's pretty farking accurate! Good job!
 
2013-08-27 05:27:27 PM  

Kuroshin: mediablitz: Kuroshin: These things make me haz a sad, because they aren't far off the damn mark.

Booing an injured gay Iraq war veteran just happened a week ago (again):

Link

My statement of "not far off..." was being generous, I know.  I'm giving some little benefit of the doubt for those last remnants of the GOP that I know exist and wouldn't turn on a vet like that.  They're damn few at this point though, and they would never think to chasten their fellows for it.


By "support our troops" they mean "support pointless wars". They could honestly give one shiat about actual soldiers.
 
2013-08-27 05:32:37 PM  

lockers: Kuroshin: mediablitz: Kuroshin: These things make me haz a sad, because they aren't far off the damn mark.

Booing an injured gay Iraq war veteran just happened a week ago (again):

Link

My statement of "not far off..." was being generous, I know.  I'm giving some little benefit of the doubt for those last remnants of the GOP that I know exist and wouldn't turn on a vet like that.  They're damn few at this point though, and they would never think to chasten their fellows for it.

By "support our troops" they mean "support pointless wars". They could honestly give one shiat about actual soldiers.


I was told by a Vietnam vet in a dive bar that those boys are having the time of their lives over there in the Iraq and I'm an asshole for wanting Obambi to drag them home.
 
2013-08-27 05:40:15 PM  
tricycleracer:

I was told by a Vietnam vet in a dive bar that those boys are having the time of their lives over there in the Iraq and I'm an asshole for wanting Obambi to drag them home.

He said She said is the Rightie's favorite game to play on Fark.
Yet you always lose.
 
2013-08-27 05:41:05 PM  

tricycleracer: I was told by a Vietnam vet in a dive bar that those boys are having the time of their lives over there in the Iraq and I'm an asshole for wanting Obambi to drag them home.


Last Saturday I saw a Vietnam vet with a patch on his jacket that said "Now the voices are texting me."
 
2013-08-27 05:44:08 PM  

The Why Not Guy: And I'm kind of pressed for time, so can you please not bother saying that isn't why you mentioned it?


Craptastic: I don't know, as I've never seen it. Precisely what point were you trying to make?

"Liberals are bad, because some Brits made a movie that nobody gave a crap about?"

Weak sauce.


You guys realize I didn't post the original reference and was responding to the guy that did right?
 
2013-08-27 05:49:04 PM  

Wooly Bully: Last Saturday I saw a Vietnam vet with a patch on his jacket that said "Now the voices are texting me."


hah!

at least there's a text trail that he can now follow.
 
2013-08-27 05:55:15 PM  

Fart_Machine: You guys realize I didn't post the original reference and was responding to the guy that did right?


You were the first person in this thread to post the photo mentioning Death of a President. The post you were responding to didn't mention it at all.

Serious question for Conservatives: does the day ever come when you actually can't tell the truth because you haven't done it in so long?
 
2013-08-27 05:56:53 PM  

skyotter: Sock Ruh Tease: Aristocles: Wow, I see alot of seismic and misogyny in these comments.

"progressive, " indeed.

Liberals cause earthquakes now?


i normally speak pretty good typo, but in this case i have no clue what word he was trying to type there.


My guess would be "sexism and misogyny", as "sexism" and "seismic" have many of the same finger-positions on the keyboard.

Oh, and liberals do in fact cause earthquakes.  And volcanoes.  Hence all the monitoring.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-27 05:57:51 PM  
Quick enough sound bite to add in any number of voter suppression ads.

God I hope this is remembered long enough to make it into one of those ads.
 
2013-08-27 06:00:14 PM  

The Why Not Guy: Fart_Machine: You guys realize I didn't post the original reference and was responding to the guy that did right?

You were the first person in this thread to post the photo mentioning Death of a President. The post you were responding to didn't mention it at all.

Serious question for Conservatives: does the day ever come when you actually can't tell the truth because you haven't done it in so long?


Lord Farkwad: Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.

[518x519 from http://s15.postimg.org/scsk8fkh7/deathofpresidentneighborhood.jpg image 518x519]


No that was this guy.  Apparently the image is erased when you try to reply with Fark's phone interface.  Would you like to dig deeper?
 
2013-08-27 06:03:19 PM  

ariseatex: skyotter: Sock Ruh Tease: Aristocles: Wow, I see alot of seismic and misogyny in these comments.

"progressive, " indeed.

Liberals cause earthquakes now?


i normally speak pretty good typo, but in this case i have no clue what word he was trying to type there.

My guess would be "sexism and misogyny", as "sexism" and "seismic" have many of the same finger-positions on the keyboard.

Oh, and liberals do in fact cause earthquakes.  And volcanoes.  Hence all the monitoring.


it was changed by the tablet, as I've had to lay off the pc due to a nasty case of "mouse elbow"

it should say sex ism
 
2013-08-27 06:14:44 PM  

GoldSpider: coeyagi: Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh*t....

That isn't healthy.


You should probably tell Republican voters this. It's causing problems.
 
2013-08-27 06:17:45 PM  
Here's some more hilarious stuff for you, Laura. A list of martyrs of the civil rights movement as compiled by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

http://www.splcenter.org/civil-rights-memorial/civil-rights-martyrs

Some of those people were killed while they were dancing (ha ha), some while they were visiting a sick loved one (boo hoo ha ha ha) , some while protesting (yuck yuck yuck), one was a French reporter who was shot before he could surrender (ha ha ha) to a crowd protesting James Meredith's admission to a school, and--get this, Laura--four of them were little black girls at a church who were blown to bits (buh ha ha ha ha ha ha).

/the one I feel sorry for is the one man white guy protest march by a postal carrier who was on his way to deliver a letter to the governor of Mississippi. William Lewis Moore had his own mental health issues but was a civil rights activist. He was murdered while marching by the side of the road, alone. No charges were ever filed in his murder even though the bullets were traced to a gun owned by Floyd Simpson, a guy he argued with earlier in the day he was killed.
 
2013-08-27 06:23:57 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Here's some more hilarious stuff for you, Laura. A list of martyrs of the civil rights movement as compiled by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

http://www.splcenter.org/civil-rights-memorial/civil-rights-martyrs

Some of those people were killed while they were dancing (ha ha), some while they were visiting a sick loved one (boo hoo ha ha ha) , some while protesting (yuck yuck yuck), one was a French reporter who was shot before he could surrender (ha ha ha) to a crowd protesting James Meredith's admission to a school, and--get this, Laura--four of them were little black girls at a church who were blown to bits (buh ha ha ha ha ha ha).

/the one I feel sorry for is the one man white guy protest march by a postal carrier who was on his way to deliver a letter to the governor of Mississippi. William Lewis Moore had his own mental health issues but was a civil rights activist. He was murdered while marching by the side of the road, alone. No charges were ever filed in his murder even though the bullets were traced to a gun owned by Floyd Simpson, a guy he argued with earlier in the day he was killed.


It's a shame none of us libs get the jokes. What the hell is wrong with us?
 
2013-08-27 06:38:43 PM  

theknuckler_33: There was a long pause after the gunshot. I mean she said a quick "ok", but then a good 5 seconds of silence. I wonder if she didn't plan that herself and her producer/engineer tossed that little sound-bit in there and she was giving him/her a silent "WTF?" during that pause?


"Daily listeners to the Laura Ingraham show (like me) know that she likes to interrupt silly soundbites with an explosion sound effect."

She's a horrible human being.
 
2013-08-27 06:39:17 PM  
www.rawstory.com\
"And yes, Ann Coulter's cock is THIS big. I couldn't take it all."
 
2013-08-27 06:44:09 PM  

Klippoklondike: wishing cancer on people you dislike makes you as bad as them


Not really. We may both be bad people, but they have cancer.
 
2013-08-27 06:48:05 PM  

coeyagi: Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh*t....
...mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shiat-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction...

...perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way...sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims...silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they've never done, every person they've never been considerate toward, every fact they've never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend...preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters...unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions...

...face-chewing, self-devouring, medieval barbarian museum dioramas and depraved Nazi homunculi preserved in formaldehyde to frighten children...sick, ominous, loathsome,  Nosferatu-impersonating Gollum-acolytes feasting on the flesh of our society while complaining about its taste...tax-evading, sommelier-abusing, election-buying, yacht-aficionado hemmorhoids flying flags of convenience and berating their six-year-old Chinese employees for requesting bathroom breaks...

Republicans, you vile, repulsive, scum.  You're not leading this country.  You're not contributing to this country.  You're not even part of this country.  You are the maggot-ridden rot that arises in this country's damaged flesh; you are the vultures constantly picking at us to see if we're weak enough yet to become your next meal; you create problems where none would otherwise exist, just to further weaken America and quicken your own insatiable appetites; you are garbage, and you are traitors.  And you are not welcome in this country anymore.


... of Ulm.
 
2013-08-27 06:48:27 PM  

Somacandra: So Ed Schultz calls Laura Ingraham a "slut" and is forced to apologize....

Laura Ingraham mimics an assassination of a current civil rights leader who was at the march 50 years ago and she will get away with it without having to apologize to Rep. John Lewis or anyone else.

Right? Is that how this works? Total CoontPoont Privilege?


That is exactly how it works, yes.
 
2013-08-27 07:14:34 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Hey, Laura! If you think that was funny look at these hilarious pictures.


She probably does think those pictures are funny.
 
2013-08-27 07:27:42 PM  
She's still mad the schwarze got the vote. Didn't she kill her own mother?
 
2013-08-27 07:38:13 PM  
Mochelle Twerkin & Jimmy Earl smirkin'.

THAT is the MLK way. Pass me some fried chickin'...........
 
2013-08-27 07:57:07 PM  

skyotter: Sock Ruh Tease: Aristocles: Wow, I see alot of seismic and misogyny in these comments.

"progressive, " indeed.

Liberals cause earthquakes now?


i normally speak pretty good typo, but in this case i have no clue what word he was trying to type there.


Sexism, I'm guessing.
 
2013-08-27 07:57:43 PM  

someonelse: FLMountainMan: Gees, even the professionally offended class has to reach for this one.

/Who the fark is Laura Ingraham?

Best selling author? Permanent guest host of The O'Reilly Factor, the top-rated cable news show through much of the late 2000s? On the top-ranked cable news network in the U.S.? Ringing any bells, or will you double down with your "pretend she has no influence" thing?


Actually, before you get too angry, I don't know who she is, and literally nothing you said rings a bell in my mind. I stopped watching Fox News long before i stopped watching TV all together. (Internet provides what TV shows I do want to watch of course )

However, what Laura Ingraham on about now is terrible, insensitive, and could only be the result of a sociopath. She's hating on a living American Hero in the most vile way, and even joking about murdering him. What a horrible person.
 
2013-08-27 08:05:59 PM  

Dedmon: someonelse: FLMountainMan: Gees, even the professionally offended class has to reach for this one.

/Who the fark is Laura Ingraham?

Best selling author? Permanent guest host of The O'Reilly Factor, the top-rated cable news show through much of the late 2000s? On the top-ranked cable news network in the U.S.? Ringing any bells, or will you double down with your "pretend she has no influence" thing?

Actually, before you get too angry, I don't know who she is, and literally nothing you said rings a bell in my mind. I stopped watching Fox News long before i stopped watching TV all together. (Internet provides what TV shows I do want to watch of course )

However, what Laura Ingraham on about now is terrible, insensitive, and could only be the result of a sociopath. She's hating on a living American Hero in the most vile way, and even joking about murdering him. What a horrible person.


not so at all. Ms. Laura is a smart, confident, moral person; an inspiration to young women and girls who hold good traditional American beliefs and who're turned off by the immoral Left.
 
2013-08-27 08:09:47 PM  

skozlaw: And here I was just sitting here wondering if Laura Ingraham is still a vicious, ignorant waste of carbon-based matter....

/ glad I can put that to rest, now it's time to see how many marbles fit in my nose


Live: 6
Dead: 237

Source:Exhaustive testing

/who's knocking on my door?
 
2013-08-27 08:18:51 PM  

The Why Not Guy: Fart_Machine: You guys realize I didn't post the original reference and was responding to the guy that did right?

You were the first person in this thread to post the photo mentioning Death of a President. The post you were responding to didn't mention it at all.

Serious question for Conservatives: does the day ever come when you actually can't tell the truth because you haven't done it in so long?


No, read the thread closer. The person Fart Machine was responding to posted a photo from the movie.

Fart Machine countered with "You've never seen the movie, I take it"-which suggests Fart Machine is arguing that movie *is in no way* like what happened here (it's not a comedy, it's about how BAD it would be if that had happened, etc etc).

Then you all, um. Lost your minds and thought Fart Machine was the one pulling false equivalency, when he was *calling out the person that was doing so.*
 
2013-08-27 08:31:56 PM  

Wooly Bully: Parthenogenetic: Also, "Lay off me! I'VE FOUGHT CANCER!"

She's so toxic she didn't even need chemo.


That cancer died happy in Hugo Chavez.
 
2013-08-27 08:41:07 PM  

Felgraf: No, read the thread closer. The person Fart Machine was responding to posted a photo from the movie.


Whoops, you're right. I mixed the two up.

But my point stands... that movie has no relevance in this thread, nor does whether I've seen it or not.
 
2013-08-27 08:43:22 PM  

The Why Not Guy: Felgraf: No, read the thread closer. The person Fart Machine was responding to posted a photo from the movie.

Whoops, you're right. I mixed the two up.

But my point stands... that movie has no relevance in this thread, nor does whether I've seen it or not.


Indeed, but the person he was asking likely hadn't seen it (as they were the one who brought it up as a 'counter-example').

I'm just trying to help bring clarification-I dislike seeing miscommunication/misreading leading to arguments.
 
2013-08-27 08:50:54 PM  
What a piece of shiat.

I, personally, do not wish cancer on her. I wish, like I do for all right-wing trash, for every vile, hideous thing she wants to see visited on those who aren't like her to happen to her personally. I wish for her to experience the hell she wants for other people. I wish for everything she ever asked for to come falling out of the sky.
 
2013-08-27 08:53:27 PM  

Aristocles: Dedmon: someonelse: FLMountainMan: Gees, even the professionally offended class has to reach for this one.

/Who the fark is Laura Ingraham?

Best selling author? Permanent guest host of The O'Reilly Factor, the top-rated cable news show through much of the late 2000s? On the top-ranked cable news network in the U.S.? Ringing any bells, or will you double down with your "pretend she has no influence" thing?

Actually, before you get too angry, I don't know who she is, and literally nothing you said rings a bell in my mind. I stopped watching Fox News long before i stopped watching TV all together. (Internet provides what TV shows I do want to watch of course )

However, what Laura Ingraham on about now is terrible, insensitive, and could only be the result of a sociopath. She's hating on a living American Hero in the most vile way, and even joking about murdering him. What a horrible person.

not so at all. Ms. Laura is a smart, confident, moral person; an inspiration to young women and girls who hold good traditional American beliefs and who're turned off by the immoral Left.


0/10

Just stop.
 
2013-08-27 08:53:57 PM  

lockers: Kuroshin: mediablitz: Kuroshin: These things make me haz a sad, because they aren't far off the damn mark.

Booing an injured gay Iraq war veteran just happened a week ago (again):

Link

My statement of "not far off..." was being generous, I know.  I'm giving some little benefit of the doubt for those last remnants of the GOP that I know exist and wouldn't turn on a vet like that.  They're damn few at this point though, and they would never think to chasten their fellows for it.

By "support our troops" they mean "support pointless wars". They could honestly give one shiat about actual soldiers.


Depends on which specific ones we're talking about.  My uncle, who still registers Republican and votes straight-ticket?  He puts service over dogma.  He doesn't like that a person is gay, but he does not allow that to override his respect for the service (retired soldier himself).  He got angry at how Romney treated that gay vet on TV.  Granted, he agreed with Romney's stance, but was pissed off at the disrespect.

Painting with too-broad a brush does nothing to further your cause.  It's best to be specific, and then shame those who aren't among the venomous crowd into recognizing what their party *really* stands for, and offering suggestions on what they might do about it.
 
2013-08-27 09:16:16 PM  

Kuroshin: lockers: Kuroshin: mediablitz: Kuroshin: These things make me haz a sad, because they aren't far off the damn mark.

Booing an injured gay Iraq war veteran just happened a week ago (again):

Link

My statement of "not far off..." was being generous, I know.  I'm giving some little benefit of the doubt for those last remnants of the GOP that I know exist and wouldn't turn on a vet like that.  They're damn few at this point though, and they would never think to chasten their fellows for it.

By "support our troops" they mean "support pointless wars". They could honestly give one shiat about actual soldiers.

Depends on which specific ones we're talking about.  My uncle, who still registers Republican and votes straight-ticket?  He puts service over dogma.  He doesn't like that a person is gay, but he does not allow that to override his respect for the service (retired soldier himself).  He got angry at how Romney treated that gay vet on TV.  Granted, he agreed with Romney's stance, but was pissed off at the disrespect.

Painting with too-broad a brush does nothing to further your cause.  It's best to be specific, and then shame those who aren't among the venomous crowd into recognizing what their party *really* stands for, and offering suggestions on what they might do about it.


If he truly respected the gay vet, then he would not have agreed with Romney's stance...
 
2013-08-27 09:17:12 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Aristocles: Dedmon: someonelse: FLMountainMan: Gees, even the professionally offended class has to reach for this one.

/Who the fark is Laura Ingraham?

Best selling author? Permanent guest host of The O'Reilly Factor, the top-rated cable news show through much of the late 2000s? On the top-ranked cable news network in the U.S.? Ringing any bells, or will you double down with your "pretend she has no influence" thing?

Actually, before you get too angry, I don't know who she is, and literally nothing you said rings a bell in my mind. I stopped watching Fox News long before i stopped watching TV all together. (Internet provides what TV shows I do want to watch of course )

However, what Laura Ingraham on about now is terrible, insensitive, and could only be the result of a sociopath. She's hating on a living American Hero in the most vile way, and even joking about murdering him. What a horrible person.

not so at all. Ms. Laura is a smart, confident, moral person; an inspiration to young women and girls who hold good traditional American beliefs and who're turned off by the immoral Left.

0/10

Just stop.


oh, I see. It's the ol' "commenter defending some I don't like so must be troll"

If you'd done your homework you'd know that Ms. Laura is a single mother of three children adopted from Putinist Russia; has a JD from the University of Virginia; has a successful radio/Tv career; is a bestselling authoress; and a Catholic.

ya might want t' study up b4 u make yourself look uninformed... fyi
 
2013-08-27 09:22:55 PM  
trivial use of my dark powers:

/she's such an AW it would feed into her narcissism anyway.
//wish obscurity on these arseholes--for them it's a fate worse than death.
///I really, really hope Rushbo becomes irrelevant before he OD's.  It will warm the cockles of my shriveled little heart.


/This
//This
///and This
 
2013-08-27 09:42:10 PM  

Aristocles: Lionel Mandrake: Aristocles: Dedmon: someonelse: FLMountainMan: Gees, even the professionally offended class has to reach for this one.

/Who the fark is Laura Ingraham?

Best selling author? Permanent guest host of The O'Reilly Factor, the top-rated cable news show through much of the late 2000s? On the top-ranked cable news network in the U.S.? Ringing any bells, or will you double down with your "pretend she has no influence" thing?

Actually, before you get too angry, I don't know who she is, and literally nothing you said rings a bell in my mind. I stopped watching Fox News long before i stopped watching TV all together. (Internet provides what TV shows I do want to watch of course )

However, what Laura Ingraham on about now is terrible, insensitive, and could only be the result of a sociopath. She's hating on a living American Hero in the most vile way, and even joking about murdering him. What a horrible person.

not so at all. Ms. Laura is a smart, confident, moral person; an inspiration to young women and girls who hold good traditional American beliefs and who're turned off by the immoral Left.

0/10

Just stop.

oh, I see. It's the ol' "commenter defending some I don't like so must be troll"

If you'd done your homework you'd know that Ms. Laura is a single mother of three children adopted from Putinist Russia; has a JD from the University of Virginia; has a successful radio/Tv career; is a bestselling authoress; and a Catholic.

ya might want t' study up b4 u make yourself look uninformed... fyi


It's ok, guys, she can't possibly be a vile racist, she went to college!

/wtf does being Catholic have to do with anything?
//Snooki had a successful tv career, too. I'm not gonna tell people she's inspirational.
 
2013-08-27 09:57:04 PM  

Aristocles: oh, I see. It's the ol' "commenter defending some I don't like so must be troll"

If you'd done your homework you'd know that Ms. Laura is a single mother of three children adopted from Putinist Russia; has a JD from the University of Virginia; has a successful radio/Tv career; is a bestselling authoress; and a Catholic.

ya might want t' study up b4 u make yourself look uninformed... fyi


Well, no, we know you're a troll because you admitted it. Shortly after creation.

You even have a quote in your profile where I point it out, 'cause I was getting on your nerves or something.
 
2013-08-27 10:40:44 PM  

Umeraken Ideut: Kuroshin: lockers: Kuroshin: mediablitz: Kuroshin: These things make me haz a sad, because they aren't far off the damn mark.

Booing an injured gay Iraq war veteran just happened a week ago (again):

Link

My statement of "not far off..." was being generous, I know.  I'm giving some little benefit of the doubt for those last remnants of the GOP that I know exist and wouldn't turn on a vet like that.  They're damn few at this point though, and they would never think to chasten their fellows for it.

By "support our troops" they mean "support pointless wars". They could honestly give one shiat about actual soldiers.

Depends on which specific ones we're talking about.  My uncle, who still registers Republican and votes straight-ticket?  He puts service over dogma.  He doesn't like that a person is gay, but he does not allow that to override his respect for the service (retired soldier himself).  He got angry at how Romney treated that gay vet on TV.  Granted, he agreed with Romney's stance, but was pissed off at the disrespect.

Painting with too-broad a brush does nothing to further your cause.  It's best to be specific, and then shame those who aren't among the venomous crowd into recognizing what their party *really* stands for, and offering suggestions on what they might do about it.

If he truly respected the gay vet, then he would not have agreed with Romney's stance...


Respect does not equal agreement or condoning something.

I guess this is Fark though, so there is no such thing as nuance or shades of grey.    It's either across-the-board validation, or the gas chambers.  Binary options.  Either love Obama as POTUS, or you are just racist.

/I respect my uncle for the life of service he led, and how he raised me as if I were his own
//but I don't agree with his positions, and we often butt heads
///oddly enough, he often comes around, until he turns on the radio again...
 
2013-08-27 10:44:03 PM  

Kuroshin: Umeraken Ideut: Kuroshin: lockers: Kuroshin: mediablitz: Kuroshin: These things make me haz a sad, because they aren't far off the damn mark.

Booing an injured gay Iraq war veteran just happened a week ago (again):

Link

My statement of "not far off..." was being generous, I know.  I'm giving some little benefit of the doubt for those last remnants of the GOP that I know exist and wouldn't turn on a vet like that.  They're damn few at this point though, and they would never think to chasten their fellows for it.

By "support our troops" they mean "support pointless wars". They could honestly give one shiat about actual soldiers.

Depends on which specific ones we're talking about.  My uncle, who still registers Republican and votes straight-ticket?  He puts service over dogma.  He doesn't like that a person is gay, but he does not allow that to override his respect for the service (retired soldier himself).  He got angry at how Romney treated that gay vet on TV.  Granted, he agreed with Romney's stance, but was pissed off at the disrespect.

Painting with too-broad a brush does nothing to further your cause.  It's best to be specific, and then shame those who aren't among the venomous crowd into recognizing what their party *really* stands for, and offering suggestions on what they might do about it.

If he truly respected the gay vet, then he would not have agreed with Romney's stance...

Respect does not equal agreement or condoning something.

I guess this is Fark though, so there is no such thing as nuance or shades of grey.    It's either across-the-board validation, or the gas chambers.  Binary options.  Either love Obama as POTUS, or you are just racist.

/I respect my uncle for the life of service he led, and how he raised me as if I were his own
//but I don't agree with his positions, and we often butt heads
///oddly enough, he often comes around, until he turns on the radio again...


That's not what I'm saying. My point was, if he had that level of respect for the troops, he wouldn't support policy that undermines their lives.
 
2013-08-27 10:47:37 PM  
I would say "tits or GTFO", but she's covered that rebuttal.
 
2013-08-27 10:54:16 PM  

Kuroshin: /I respect my uncle for the life of service he led, and how he raised me as if I were his own
//but I don't agree with his positions, and we often butt heads


You're comparing apples and oranges. There's a big difference between:

A. I respect my uncle even though we disagree on some things.

B. I respect my uncle but I support legislation which would deprive him of the same rights enjoyed by other law abiding tax paying American citizens.

See the difference? If you support legislation which essential keeps someone a second class citizen, your "respect" for them can't be all that strong.
 
2013-08-27 10:58:58 PM  
...And everyone is giving the desperate shrew exactly what she wants now.
 
2013-08-27 11:13:34 PM  

Umeraken Ideut: Aristocles: Lionel Mandrake: Aristocles: Dedmon: someonelse: FLMountainMan: Gees, even the professionally offended class has to reach for this one.

/Who the fark is Laura Ingraham?

Best selling author? Permanent guest host of The O'Reilly Factor, the top-rated cable news show through much of the late 2000s? On the top-ranked cable news network in the U.S.? Ringing any bells, or will you double down with your "pretend she has no influence" thing?

Actually, before you get too angry, I don't know who she is, and literally nothing you said rings a bell in my mind. I stopped watching Fox News long before i stopped watching TV all together. (Internet provides what TV shows I do want to watch of course )

However, what Laura Ingraham on about now is terrible, insensitive, and could only be the result of a sociopath. She's hating on a living American Hero in the most vile way, and even joking about murdering him. What a horrible person.

not so at all. Ms. Laura is a smart, confident, moral person; an inspiration to young women and girls who hold good traditional American beliefs and who're turned off by the immoral Left.

0/10

Just stop.

oh, I see. It's the ol' "commenter defending some I don't like so must be troll"

If you'd done your homework you'd know that Ms. Laura is a single mother of three children adopted from Putinist Russia; has a JD from the University of Virginia; has a successful radio/Tv career; is a bestselling authoress; and a Catholic.

ya might want t' study up b4 u make yourself look uninformed... fyi

It's ok, guys, she can't possibly be a vile racist, she went to college!

/wtf does being Catholic have to do with anything?
//Snooki had a successful tv career, too. I'm not gonna tell people she's inspirational.


snert
 
2013-08-27 11:42:04 PM  
img.fark.net BREAKING! img.fark.net

Professional attention whore makes outrageous statement to increase her notoriety and sell more books!
 
2013-08-28 12:20:32 AM  
The stupid sound effect is a distraction from the bigger problem with Ingraham's analysis; as the article points out, she argues that the liberals are trying "to co-opt the legacy of Martin Luther King into a liberal agenda," as if the civil rights movement was supported by conservatives in the 60s.


As TFA shows in the link in about the Socialists Who Made the March on Washington, it was organized by A. Philip Randolph, a former Communist and a member of the Socialist Party at the time, and Bayard Rustin, who was also a Socialist and a gay rights activist.  Martin Luther King, Jr. was constantly accused of being a Communist, because some of his advisors were former Communists (see Jesse Helms' testimony in the 80s when Congress was debating the King Holiday).


http://www.martinlutherking.org/articles.html


Communists were involved in the civil rights movement from the very beginning.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Communist_Party_USA_and_African_Am eri cans


It was an example of epic trolling on a global scale; the Soviets supported the civil rights movement because it highlighted a huge flaw in America's image as a beacon of freedom and democracy.  How could the United States claim to be the good guys when they were allowing segregation in the South?  Even Eisenhower worried about America's image on the global stage, and he intervened in Arkansas because he worried that "LittleRock would feed Soviet propaganda mills."


http://www.newrepublic.com/article/112365/why-republicans-are-party -wh ite-people


If the Southerners were smart, they would've seen that they were being baited; instead, they doubled down on segregation, arguing that integration would lead to a Communist takeover of America.  By digging their heals in on segregation, the South unwittingly proved the point the Soviets were trying to make.


The hardcore right-wingers that took over the Republican Party (Goldwater, Buckley, Helms, Richard Weaver, etc.) also bit hard on the hook and tried to make integration synonymous with Communist tyranny.


William Flax, "Only the Communists Stand to Gain From Current Racial Agitation!" The Citizen,

(July-August, 1963), 9.

Jesse Helms, "Nation Needs To Know Of Red Involvement In Race Agitation!" The Citizen, (July-

August, 1963), 15.

"Deadly Parallel: Only A Short Step From Integration To Communization," The Citizens' Council, vol.

2, no. 11, (August, 1957), 1, 4.


http://ac-journal.org/journal/2008/Summer/5CitizensCouncil.pdf


Conservatives have two choices:  they can try to claim that they supported the civil rights movement in the past (and were thus in league with the Communists and Socialists who also supported it-and hey, isn't that what they've claimed about the Democrats for so many years?), or they can admit that they fought against it as part of their vigilance against Communism.
 
2013-08-28 12:23:12 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: If you haven't seen Colbert absolutely destroy Ingraham and her book as only he can, it's worth a watch. Link


That's one of my all time favorite Colbert interviews. I love the look one Laura's face when she realizes he's trapped her in her own stupid logic and then tries desperately to steer the conversation to something else to no avail.
 
2013-08-28 12:25:21 AM  

CorporatePerson: Dusk-You-n-Me: If you haven't seen Colbert absolutely destroy Ingraham and her book as only he can, it's worth a watch. Link

That's one of my all time favorite Colbert interviews. I love the look one Laura's face when she realizes he's trapped her in her own stupid logic and then tries desperately to steer the conversation to something else to no avail.


You sound seismic.

/What's wrong with being seismy?
 
2013-08-28 12:27:14 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Having never listened to her, does anyone know if she uses this sound effect routinely, or if this was just a one-time thing for this guy?


It would still be a goddamn stupid move. The basic rule of politeness is not to do things that, to most people, look like you being a dick. Cutting off a civil rights leader with a gunshot? Yeah, that makes you look like a dick to most people.
 
2013-08-28 12:48:30 AM  
 
2013-08-28 01:17:21 AM  

Aristocles: Wow, I see alot of seismic and misogyny in these comments.

"progressive, " indeed.


Nobody is bashing women you dimwit. We are bashing a slime ball who just happens to be a woman, not that I believe you can grasp that concept.
 
2013-08-28 01:48:13 AM  

FarkedOver: We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.


What kind of sick, deplorable fark wishes Laura Ingraham on cancer?
 
2013-08-28 02:11:34 AM  
Darn it. I got my facts wrong.  A grand jury failed to indict Simpson.
 
2013-08-28 02:32:39 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Darn it. I got my facts wrong.  A grand jury failed to indict Simpson.


But of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence.  And that would be downright nutty.
 
2013-08-28 03:47:17 AM  

ifarkthereforiam: Aristocles: Wow, I see alot of seismic and misogyny in these comments.

"progressive, " indeed.

Nobody is bashing women you dimwit. We are bashing a slime ball who just happens to be a woman, not that I believe you can grasp that concept.


It can, it's just an attention whore and troll undeserving of even this tiny morsel of attention.
 
2013-08-28 03:51:32 AM  

Gyrfalcon: ifarkthereforiam: Aristocles: Wow, I see alot of seismic and misogyny in these comments.

"progressive, " indeed.

Nobody is bashing women you dimwit. We are bashing a slime ball who just happens to be a woman, not that I believe you can grasp that concept.

It can, it's just an attention whore and troll undeserving of even this tiny morsel of attention.


THIS.
 
2013-08-28 04:19:48 AM  
How does her cock taste Hannity?
 
2013-08-28 08:13:34 AM  
I feel like she does a kind of ventriloquism with her nose and mouth, in that when her mouth is moving, the nose is actually where all the noise is coming from. That's why her voice sounds like a perpetual nasal whine.

And this is a broadcaster picked by people who claim to believe in "American exceptionalism?" I didn't know home schools had broadcasting courses.
 
2013-08-28 08:35:20 AM  

FloydA: Somacandra: [327x240 from http://i.imgur.com/mG1QSTI.jpg image 327x240]

So Ed Schultz calls Laura Ingraham a "slut" and is forced to apologize....

I'm glad Schultz apologized for calling Ingraham a slut.  That was uncalled for, unfair, and insulting.  Sluts are awesome.


Sluts > Laura Ingraham.
 
2013-08-28 08:35:50 AM  
I was wondering how Fox would handle the 50th anniversary of the march on Washington?
//I had no doubt that it would not be as favorable as some news outlets but had no idea they would stoop this low.
 
2013-08-28 08:37:22 AM  

Aristocles: not so at all. Ms. Laura is a smart, confident, moral person;


Did anyone offer you a spot on Amateur Night at Caroline's in NYC?  That was a great joke~!
 
2013-08-28 09:25:14 AM  

Felgraf: Aristocles: oh, I see. It's the ol' "commenter defending some I don't like so must be troll"

If you'd done your homework you'd know that Ms. Laura is a single mother of three children adopted from Putinist Russia; has a JD from the University of Virginia; has a successful radio/Tv career; is a bestselling authoress; and a Catholic.

ya might want t' study up b4 u make yourself look uninformed... fyi

Well, no, we know you're a troll because you admitted it. Shortly after creation.

You even have a quote in your profile where I point it out, 'cause I was getting on your nerves or something.


Actually, no. It's true that cite one of your comments, but I said nothing of the sort.
 
2013-08-28 09:41:25 AM  

Aristocles: Felgraf: Aristocles: oh, I see. It's the ol' "commenter defending some I don't like so must be troll"

If you'd done your homework you'd know that Ms. Laura is a single mother of three children adopted from Putinist Russia; has a JD from the University of Virginia; has a successful radio/Tv career; is a bestselling authoress; and a Catholic.

ya might want t' study up b4 u make yourself look uninformed... fyi

Well, no, we know you're a troll because you admitted it. Shortly after creation.

You even have a quote in your profile where I point it out, 'cause I was getting on your nerves or something.

Actually, no. It's true that cite one of your comments, but I said nothing of the sort.


"Someone yesterday told me that my account was too new for me to post, so I agreed to just herp and derp around for a few months."

http://www.fark.com/comments/7856783/85540067#c85540067
 
2013-08-28 10:14:32 AM  

HighOnCraic: Aristocles: Felgraf: Aristocles: oh, I see. It's the ol' "commenter defending some I don't like so must be troll"

If you'd done your homework you'd know that Ms. Laura is a single mother of three children adopted from Putinist Russia; has a JD from the University of Virginia; has a successful radio/Tv career; is a bestselling authoress; and a Catholic.

ya might want t' study up b4 u make yourself look uninformed... fyi

Well, no, we know you're a troll because you admitted it. Shortly after creation.

You even have a quote in your profile where I point it out, 'cause I was getting on your nerves or something.

Actually, no. It's true that cite one of your comments, but I said nothing of the sort.

"Someone yesterday told me that my account was too new for me to post, so I agreed to just herp and derp around for a few months."

http://www.fark.com/comments/7856783/85540067#c85540067


That was obviously sarcasm, but still, it doesn't mean I'm trolling.

And, it's not herp-derping to point out that Ms. Laura has an excellent set of Christian values, due to her Catholic faith. Farklibs look silly when the demonize her.
 
2013-08-28 10:33:43 AM  

Aristocles: HighOnCraic: Aristocles: Felgraf: Aristocles: oh, I see. It's the ol' "commenter defending some I don't like so must be troll"

If you'd done your homework you'd know that Ms. Laura is a single mother of three children adopted from Putinist Russia; has a JD from the University of Virginia; has a successful radio/Tv career; is a bestselling authoress; and a Catholic.

ya might want t' study up b4 u make yourself look uninformed... fyi

Well, no, we know you're a troll because you admitted it. Shortly after creation.

You even have a quote in your profile where I point it out, 'cause I was getting on your nerves or something.

Actually, no. It's true that cite one of your comments, but I said nothing of the sort.

"Someone yesterday told me that my account was too new for me to post, so I agreed to just herp and derp around for a few months."

http://www.fark.com/comments/7856783/85540067#c85540067

That was obviously sarcasm, but still, it doesn't mean I'm trolling.

And, it's not herp-derping to point out that Ms. Laura has an excellent set of Christian values, due to her Catholic faith. Farklibs look silly when the demonize her.


All of your posts are herping and derping.

Just out of curiosity, do you agree with her point that liberals have "co-opted" the civil rights movement, which she seems to think was led by conservatives?
 
2013-08-28 10:46:36 AM  
"All Americans owe liberalism a great debt for having fought so passionately to end segregation.  The liberal commitment to ending segregation and the colonization of the Third World are liberalism's two great contributions to the 20th century.  And they often did that in the face of conservative indifference or hostility."

--Newt Gingrich

http://www.riponsociety.org/forum-newt.htm

/And he has an excellent set of Christian values, due to his Catholic faith.
 
2013-08-28 10:47:26 AM  

monoski: I was wondering how Fox would handle the 50th anniversary of the march on Washington?
//I had no doubt that it would not be as favorable as some news outlets but had no idea they would stoop this low.



Well, they had to ditch their opening montage, titled "When it all started going wrong."
 
2013-08-28 10:51:15 AM  

HighOnCraic: Aristocles: HighOnCraic: Aristocles: Felgraf: Aristocles: oh, I see. It's the ol' "commenter defending some I don't like so must be troll"

If you'd done your homework you'd know that Ms. Laura is a single mother of three children adopted from Putinist Russia; has a JD from the University of Virginia; has a successful radio/Tv career; is a bestselling authoress; and a Catholic.

ya might want t' study up b4 u make yourself look uninformed... fyi

Well, no, we know you're a troll because you admitted it. Shortly after creation.

You even have a quote in your profile where I point it out, 'cause I was getting on your nerves or something.

Actually, no. It's true that cite one of your comments, but I said nothing of the sort.

"Someone yesterday told me that my account was too new for me to post, so I agreed to just herp and derp around for a few months."

http://www.fark.com/comments/7856783/85540067#c85540067

That was obviously sarcasm, but still, it doesn't mean I'm trolling.

And, it's not herp-derping to point out that Ms. Laura has an excellent set of Christian values, due to her Catholic faith. Farklibs look silly when the demonize her.

All of your posts are herping and derping.

Just out of curiosity, do you agree with her point that liberals have "co-opted" the civil rights movement, which she seems to think was led by conservatives?


I do. But that doesn't mean it was necessarily first led by conservatives. It just means that in today's political arena the left seems to think they have a monopoly on civil rights, for example, democrats will call you a race traitor if you're a Republican minority.
 
2013-08-28 11:38:37 AM  

Aristocles: HighOnCraic: Aristocles: HighOnCraic: Aristocles: Felgraf: Aristocles: oh, I see. It's the ol' "commenter defending some I don't like so must be troll"

If you'd done your homework you'd know that Ms. Laura is a single mother of three children adopted from Putinist Russia; has a JD from the University of Virginia; has a successful radio/Tv career; is a bestselling authoress; and a Catholic.

ya might want t' study up b4 u make yourself look uninformed... fyi

Well, no, we know you're a troll because you admitted it. Shortly after creation.

You even have a quote in your profile where I point it out, 'cause I was getting on your nerves or something.

Actually, no. It's true that cite one of your comments, but I said nothing of the sort.

"Someone yesterday told me that my account was too new for me to post, so I agreed to just herp and derp around for a few months."

http://www.fark.com/comments/7856783/85540067#c85540067

That was obviously sarcasm, but still, it doesn't mean I'm trolling.

And, it's not herp-derping to point out that Ms. Laura has an excellent set of Christian values, due to her Catholic faith. Farklibs look silly when the demonize her.

All of your posts are herping and derping.

Just out of curiosity, do you agree with her point that liberals have "co-opted" the civil rights movement, which she seems to think was led by conservatives?

I do. But that doesn't mean it was necessarily first led by conservatives. It just means that in today's political arena the left seems to think they have a monopoly on civil rights, for example, democrats will call you a race traitor if you're a Republican minority.


I wonder why that is. . .


"All Americans owe liberalism a great debt for having fought so passionately to end segregation.  The liberal commitment to ending segregation and the colonization of the Third World are liberalism's two great contributions to the 20th century.  And they often did that in the face of conservative indifference or hostility."

--Newt Gingrich

See also:

Republican National Committee Chairman Ken Mehlman apologized to one of the nation's largest black civil rights groups Thursday, saying Republicans had not done enough to court blacks in the past and had exploited racial strife to court white voters, particularly in the South.

"Some Republicans gave up on winning the African-American vote, looking the other way or trying to benefit politically from racial polarization," Mehlman said at the annual convention of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. "I am here today as the Republican chairman to tell you we were wrong."

Mehlman's apology to the NAACP at the group's convention in Milwaukee marked the first time a top Republican Party leader has denounced the so-called Southern Strategy employed by Richard Nixon and other Republicans to peel away white voters in what was then the heavily Democratic South. Beginning in the mid-1960s, Republicans encouraged disaffected Southern white voters to vote Republican by blaming pro-civil rights Democrats for racial unrest and other racial problems.


 http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/washington/2005-07-14-GOP-rac ial-politics_x.htm

From now on, the Republicans are never going to get more than 10 to 20 percent of the Negro vote and they don't need any more than that...but Republicans would be shortsighted if they weakened enforcement of the Voting Rights Act. The more Negroes who register as Democrats in the South, the sooner the Negrophobe whites will quit the Democrats and become Republicans. That's where the votes are. Without that prodding from the blacks, the whites will backslide into their old comfortable arrangement with the local Democrats.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_strategy

A report titled "Dividing the Democrats" outlines a plan for "spreading out into the ghettos of the country" to convince black Americans to run as Democrats and turn white voters against the Democratic Party.

The six-page paper was found in the files of Nixon aide H.R. Haldeman and is believed to have been written by Pat Buchanan. It urges Republicans to get a black candidate on the opposition ticket. "We should do what is within our power to have a black nominated for Number Two at least at the Democratic National Convention."

http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/01/12/nixon-aides-pushed-race-driv en -strategy-to-divide-democrats-in-1/
 
2013-08-28 11:49:35 AM  

HighOnCraic: Aristocles: HighOnCraic: Aristocles: HighOnCraic: Aristocles: Felgraf: Aristocles: oh, I see. It's the ol' "commenter defending some I don't like so must be troll"

If you'd done your homework you'd know that Ms. Laura is a single mother of three children adopted from Putinist Russia; has a JD from the University of Virginia; has a successful radio/Tv career; is a bestselling authoress; and a Catholic.

ya might want t' study up b4 u make yourself look uninformed... fyi

Well, no, we know you're a troll because you admitted it. Shortly after creation.

You even have a quote in your profile where I point it out, 'cause I was getting on your nerves or something.

Actually, no. It's true that cite one of your comments, but I said nothing of the sort.

"Someone yesterday told me that my account was too new for me to post, so I agreed to just herp and derp around for a few months."

http://www.fark.com/comments/7856783/85540067#c85540067

That was obviously sarcasm, but still, it doesn't mean I'm trolling.

And, it's not herp-derping to point out that Ms. Laura has an excellent set of Christian values, due to her Catholic faith. Farklibs look silly when the demonize her.

All of your posts are herping and derping.

Just out of curiosity, do you agree with her point that liberals have "co-opted" the civil rights movement, which she seems to think was led by conservatives?

I do. But that doesn't mean it was necessarily first led by conservatives. It just means that in today's political arena the left seems to think they have a monopoly on civil rights, for example, democrats will call you a race traitor if you're a Republican minority.

I wonder why that is. . .


"All Americans owe liberalism a great debt for having fought so passionately to end segregation.  The liberal commitment to ending segregation and the colonization of the Third World are liberalism's two great contributions to the 20th century.  And they often did that in the face of conservative indifference or ...


Newt's probably talking about classical liberalism. Not the Post-Modern Liberalism of today's democrat and Socialist parties.

As for the other quotes, who cares if the Republicans didn't "court" votes from blacks? As Republicans don't hold prejudice and since they view all people equally, they don't cater to various "groups." That doesn't mean they're against the constitution, on the contrary, it means they support it even more than do the democrats and Socialists!
 
2013-08-28 01:07:52 PM  

Lord Farkwad: Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.

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That wasn't a joke, dumbass. That was a film. You may be unaware of the concept, but filmmakers often portray events that fall into a category we call "fiction." There has also never been any such thing as a Sharknado or "the Force."
 
2013-08-28 01:32:41 PM  

Aristocles: As for the other quotes, who cares if the Republicans didn't "court" votes from blacks? As Republicans don't hold prejudice and since they view all people equally, they don't cater to various "groups." That doesn't mean they're against the constitution, on the contrary, it means they support it even more than do the democrats and Socialists!


Ok now do a troll about the Southern strategy.
 
2013-08-28 03:07:27 PM  
I really miss that old Buckley brand of conservativism. At least it had some sense of fundamental decorum. This sideshow form of conservativism is uncouth, ill-bred, and thoroughly plebian.

I want my conservative mouthpieces to be thoroughly patrician, dammit! Let their subhuman footsoldiers return back to the shadows from whence they came.
 
2013-08-28 03:08:11 PM  

Aristocles: Newt's probably talking about classical liberalism. Not the Post-Modern Liberalism of today's democrat and Socialist parties.

As for the other quotes, who cares if the Republicans didn't "court" votes from blacks? As Republicans don't hold prejudice and since they view all people equally, they don't cater to various "groups." That doesn't mean they're against the constitution, on the contrary, it means they support it even more than do the democrats and Socialists!


2/10
 
2013-08-28 05:39:04 PM  

Silly_Sot: I really miss that old Buckley brand of conservativism. At least it had some sense of fundamental decorum. This sideshow form of conservativism is uncouth, ill-bred, and thoroughly plebian.

I want my conservative mouthpieces to be thoroughly patrician, dammit! Let their subhuman footsoldiers return back to the shadows from whence they came.


blog.heartland.org
 
2013-08-28 07:11:21 PM  

Silly_Sot: I really miss that old Buckley brand of conservativism. At least it had some sense of fundamental decorum. This sideshow form of conservativism is uncouth, ill-bred, and thoroughly plebian.

I want my conservative mouthpieces to be thoroughly patrician, dammit! Let their subhuman footsoldiers return back to the shadows from whence they came.


You should read some of his old columns denouncing the civil rights movement, including "Why the South Must Prevail."

Classy stuff!
 
2013-08-28 08:49:23 PM  
I can't believe people are still responding to this troll.

/not sure if I'm talking about Aristocles or Ingraham?
//why not both?
 
2013-08-28 10:21:51 PM  
As Republicans don't hold prejudice...i just hired a skywriter to make the world's largest asterisk, because some restrictions apply. Offer void for Muslims, Atheists, Women, Homosexuals, Brown People, Teachers, Unitarians, etc.
 
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