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(Salon)   Laura Ingraham cuts off John Lewis speech with a gunshot. See, it's funny because so many civil rights leaders were shot   (salon.com) divider line 183
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2013-08-27 12:31:57 PM
she had to push through the miley cyrus circus somehow.  this was the only way!
 
2013-08-27 01:26:00 PM
Yawn. She ripped off Howard Stern, when he did it announcing the death of Selena. Like, 20 years ago?
 
2013-08-27 01:43:05 PM
To be fair, she really is a vile, disgusting piece of garbage, so this type of assholishness isn't too surprising.
 
2013-08-27 01:55:10 PM
Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.
 
2013-08-27 01:58:42 PM
She still has a show? Or was this a last opportunity to get it noticed?
 
2013-08-27 01:59:37 PM
Stay classy, Laura Ingraham.
 
2013-08-27 01:59:37 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.


I hear Ingraham likes making octopus porn on the side.

See, conservatives can't take a joke. They have no sense of humor.
 
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2013-08-27 02:00:25 PM
Her audience would find that hilarious.
 
2013-08-27 02:01:56 PM
I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.
 
2013-08-27 02:06:09 PM
Relax, it wasn't a gunshot.  It was just some surveyor farting.
 
2013-08-27 02:07:24 PM

Godscrack: Yawn. She ripped off Howard Stern, when he did it announcing the death of Selena. Like, 20 years ago?


I remember that. And the outrage that followed.

He was being 'shock'y and I remember Rush Limbaugh found him disgusting... while doing his own vacuum cleaner sounds to abort phone callers to his show.

So, to sum up: shock jocks do things that shock. Film at 11.
 
2013-08-27 02:12:51 PM

Nadie_AZ: Godscrack: Yawn. She ripped off Howard Stern, when he did it announcing the death of Selena. Like, 20 years ago?

I remember that. And the outrage that followed.

He was being 'shock'y and I remember Rush Limbaugh found him disgusting... while doing his own vacuum cleaner sounds to abort phone callers to his show.

So, to sum up: shock jocks do things that shock. Film at 11.


And then shock jocks complain about other shock jocks doing shocking things.

And then Stern states they're all just copying him and should pay royalties or something.
 
2013-08-27 02:12:55 PM
The original House version:

Southern Democrats: 7-87   (7-93%)Southern Republicans: 0-10   (0-100%)Northern Democrats: 145-9   (94-6%)Northern Republicans: 138-24   (85-15%)The Senate version:
Southern Democrats: 1-20   (5-95%)Southern Republicans: 0-1   (0-100%)Northern Democrats: 45-1   (98-2%)Northern Republicans: 27-5   (84-16%)Republicans wanted the civil rights act even less you pugnacious twunt.
 
2013-08-27 02:13:21 PM

Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.


Olbermann dated Laura Ingraham?

*Googles*

WTF? I mean, James Carville and Mary Matalin seem to have a good marriage, but I'm amazed that KO and Ingraham could even stand to be in the same room.

/there's an emphasis in the articles about them that specifies that they dated only "briefly"
 
2013-08-27 02:13:57 PM
The original House version:
Southern Democrats: 7-87   (7-93%)
Southern Republicans: 0-10   (0-100%)
Northern Democrats: 145-9   (94-6%)
Northern Republicans: 138-24   (85-15%)

The Senate version:
Southern Democrats: 1-20   (5-95%)
Southern Republicans: 0-1   (0-100%)
Northern Democrats: 45-1   (98-2%)
Northern Republicans: 27-5   (84-16%)

Republicans wanted the civil rights act even less you pugnacious twunt.

/FTFM
 
2013-08-27 02:19:16 PM
yawn
bigots are bigots
why would we expect them to act like humans?

if only there were some way to have a large number of gunshots go off near here.
just so that she could hear the sound up close
 
2013-08-27 02:23:20 PM

Paris1127: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann dated Laura Ingraham?

*Googles*

WTF? I mean, James Carville and Mary Matalin seem to have a good marriage, but I'm amazed that KO and Ingraham could even stand to be in the same room.

/there's an emphasis in the articles about them that specifies that they dated only "briefly"


I seem to remember reading somewhere that Ingraham is a bit of a psycho biatch stalker in her romantic life. Maybe she's a bit of a dirty little slut demon between the sheets. At least she is in my hate fark fantasies.
 
2013-08-27 02:24:40 PM

Paris1127: WTF?


I seem to remember him mentioning it on his old MSNBC show, in kind of an "in the interest of full disclosure" moment before tearing into her ass.

/no pun intended
//ok, maybe just a little
 
2013-08-27 02:30:29 PM
BUT DON'T YOU DARE CALL THEM RACIST.
 
2013-08-27 02:56:04 PM
Having never listened to her, does anyone know if she uses this sound effect routinely, or if this was just a one-time thing for this guy?
 
2013-08-27 03:08:51 PM
Yeah, but she's purty, so it's OK.
 
2013-08-27 03:10:56 PM
CSB; One time I was on a plane from Atlanta to St. Louis and he was in the seat next to me. This was about 15 years ago. I knew he was a famous politician, but didn't know his name or what he had done.
 
2013-08-27 03:18:13 PM

lockers: The original House version:

Southern Democrats: 7-87   (7-93%)Southern Republicans: 0-10   (0-100%)Northern Democrats: 145-9   (94-6%)Northern Republicans: 138-24   (85-15%)The Senate version:
Southern Democrats: 1-20   (5-95%)Southern Republicans: 0-1   (0-100%)Northern Democrats: 45-1   (98-2%)Northern Republicans: 27-5   (84-16%)Republicans wanted the civil rights act even less you pugnacious twunt.


BUT ROBERT BYRD!!!
 
2013-08-27 03:23:35 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com

Attention whores that get paid for ratings become even worse attention whores for ratings.
 
2013-08-27 03:24:55 PM
This also applies (we've been here for years):

media.philly.com
 
2013-08-27 03:59:16 PM
i.imgur.com

So Ed Schultz calls Laura Ingraham a "slut" and is forced to apologize....

Laura Ingraham mimics an assassination of a current civil rights leader who was at the march 50 years ago and she will get away with it without having to apologize to Rep. John Lewis or anyone else.

Right? Is that how this works? Total CoontPoont Privilege?
 
2013-08-27 03:59:53 PM
Cut a wucking funt.
 
2013-08-27 04:00:14 PM
Conservative humor folks.
 
2013-08-27 04:00:35 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Ingraham's likely response: "Liberals can't take a joke.  They have no sense of humor.


Also, "Lay off me!  I'VE FOUGHT CANCER!"
 
2013-08-27 04:02:14 PM
Imagine the massive poutrage if some "librul" media station did a similar segment on Reagan using a gunshot.

It would register about a brazillion Limbaughs on the Sphincter Scale.
 
2013-08-27 04:05:10 PM
All of the white-grievance mongers are getting angrier, and their brew of pro-gun paranoia and white racial resentment is toxic. Ingraham should be ashamed of herself, but she's just another rodeo clown, and she has no shame.

Joan, I really like your writing. Please keep it up.
 
2013-08-27 04:05:41 PM

cc_rider: Imagine the massive poutrage if some "librul" media station did a similar segment on Reagan using a gunshot.

It would register about a brazillion Limbaughs on the Sphincter Scale.


You made me think, if even for a nanosecond, about Rush's butthole.

I think you should apologize.  And probably write a 200 word essay on why what you did was wrong.
 
2013-08-27 04:06:40 PM
Hey, Laura! If you think that was funny look at these hilarious pictures.

www.aaregistry.org

That's John Lewis on the right with his funny little rain coat and his cutesy hair cut and big ears.

www.camelcitydispatch.com

And hey! Look! There's Lewis again about to have his skull fractured by that big tough cop. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Gosh, that cop looks familiar, too. Maybe he got a job with UC Davis.

cdn.theatlantic.com

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!1!

Maybe not. But all those big fat white cops all look alike to me.

2.bp.blogspot.com


Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!1!

Fark you Laura. John Lewis is decent man who helped non-violently (unlike the cops your side seems to use as soldiers) put bigots and assholes like you on the bottom rail. Enjoy the filth down there. Most of us have better things to do with our time than humiliate and tear down genuine heroes of humanity and decency.
 
2013-08-27 04:07:19 PM
We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.
 
2013-08-27 04:07:55 PM

Somacandra: So Ed Schultz calls Laura Ingraham a "slut" and is forced to apologize....


If I had a show with pull, and my higher-ups would force me to apologize for anything I say on pain of firing, my only response would be "I quit."

/I don't need them, and they don't need me enough to back me up. So, bye.
 
2013-08-27 04:08:52 PM

Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.


Olbermann is  straight?!?!?
 
2013-08-27 04:09:17 PM

Parthenogenetic: Also, "Lay off me! I'VE FOUGHT CANCER!"


She's so toxic she didn't even need chemo.
 
2013-08-27 04:10:07 PM

FarkedOver: We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.


No.
 
2013-08-27 04:10:28 PM

Kuroshin: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann is  straight?!?!?


Some people will do anything to get a job. Anything.
 
2013-08-27 04:10:28 PM

Kuroshin: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann is  straight?!?!?


It's OK, you are still pretty.
 
2013-08-27 04:10:49 PM

Fart_Machine: FarkedOver: We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.

No.


Yes.
 
2013-08-27 04:13:05 PM

Somacandra: Right? Is that how this works? Total CoontPoont Privilege?


All right wing pundits and journalists are handled with kid gloves.
 
2013-08-27 04:13:08 PM

Wooly Bully: Parthenogenetic: Also, "Lay off me! I'VE FOUGHT CANCER!"

She's so toxic she didn't even need chemo.


-golfclap-
 
2013-08-27 04:13:12 PM

FarkedOver: Fart_Machine: FarkedOver: We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.

No.

Yes.


no

wishing cancer on people you dislike makes you as bad as them
 
2013-08-27 04:13:35 PM

Klippoklondike: FarkedOver: Fart_Machine: FarkedOver: We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.

No.

Yes.

no

wishing cancer on people you dislike makes you as bad as them


I can live with that.
 
2013-08-27 04:14:28 PM

FarkedOver: Fart_Machine: FarkedOver: We can only hope that her breast cancer comes back more vicious and aggressive than before.

No.

Yes.


I don't wish cancer on anyone even a sleaze like Ingraham.
 
2013-08-27 04:15:02 PM

cc_rider: Imagine the massive poutrage if some "librul" media station did a similar segment on Reagan using a gunshot.

It would register about a brazillion Limbaughs on the Sphincter Scale.


Didn't Reagan joke about it himself while he was in the hospital recovering from surgery?

Regardless, Ingraham's a moron, who at the very least should be given some vacation time to remember a few things about context:
1. You're a conservative with a conservative show on a conservative network. You may have noticed sometime over the last...60 years or so that the conservative movement (and the GOP specifically) has a bit of a problem when it comes to race relations. Right or wrong, you can't ignore it.

2. John Lewis had his skull cracked by Southern cops during an actual march. Many of the people he worked with were actually shot and killed (and not because of "the hip-hop they all listen to"). Do some research, Laur - a quick visit to Wikipedia might have unearthed that fact, and you might have spared yourself the embarrassment of taking potshots at a civil rights icon (also a sitting Congressman, and you may recall that guns and Congresspeople have a bit of rough history recently).

Maybe use a clown horn, or the sound of a jackass braying, or a Rush Limbaugh poop-grunt next time, save everyone the headache.
 
2013-08-27 04:15:46 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Kuroshin: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann is  straight?!?!?

Some people will do anything to get a job. Anything.



Well, she certainly is...a...thing...


Yakk: Kuroshin: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann is  straight?!?!?

It's OK, you are still pretty.



Easy there, Mr. Internet White Knight...  I still won't sleep with you.

/but thanks
//*smooch*
 
2013-08-27 04:15:56 PM
And here I was just sitting here wondering if Laura Ingraham is still a vicious, ignorant waste of carbon-based matter....

/ glad I can put that to rest, now it's time to see how many marbles fit in my nose
 
2013-08-27 04:18:30 PM

Kuroshin: Diogenes: I still can't believe Olbermann dated that unbearable harpy.  That must have been some super angry sex.

Olbermann is  straight?!?!?


Up until he stuck his dick in Ingraham.
 
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