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(Fark)   Subby will be going to the National Hard Crab Derby in Crisfield, Maryland this weekend. He plans on buying and naming at least one blue crab for the races. Help him pick out a good name for the crab   (fark.com) divider line 62
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2013-08-27 12:35:37 PM  
Patty
 
2013-08-27 12:44:13 PM  
Cake
 
2013-08-27 12:46:17 PM  
Bakers
 
2013-08-27 12:49:35 PM  
Cioppino
 
2013-08-27 01:16:28 PM  
Callie, as in Callinectes sapidus.
 
2013-08-27 01:43:49 PM  
Clarified butter
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-27 01:50:28 PM  
Louse?
 
2013-08-27 01:55:10 PM  
Yummy
 
2013-08-27 02:00:49 PM  
Lunch
 
2013-08-27 02:01:23 PM  
Scabies
 
2013-08-27 02:06:42 PM  
Stewie.
 
2013-08-27 02:10:23 PM  
Sue.
 
2013-08-27 02:12:50 PM  
Tasty?
 
2013-08-27 02:27:51 PM  
Your Mom's crotch
 
2013-08-27 02:33:56 PM  
I got them from sitting on a toilet seat
 
2013-08-27 02:34:50 PM  
Edward Claw Hands
 
2013-08-27 02:36:28 PM  
Gurbanguly Berdmukhammedov
 
2013-08-27 02:43:35 PM  
Brad Crabslowski.
 
2013-08-27 02:44:55 PM  
Paris HIilton's Panties
 
2013-08-27 02:54:10 PM  
Pubezilla
 
2013-08-27 02:59:26 PM  

Drexl's Eye: Pubezilla


Ok, I was going to try to think of one, but why bother now.
 
2013-08-27 03:05:14 PM  
Cancer.


Then make signs in support of him

Hooray for Cancer!

You can't beat Cancer!

Cancer Wins!
 
2013-08-27 03:15:03 PM  
Buster
 
2013-08-27 03:22:00 PM  
Crabamacare
 
2013-08-27 03:24:51 PM  
Crabba Dabba Doo!

Crababarama
 
2013-08-27 03:25:51 PM  
Miley's Virus
 
2013-08-27 03:32:50 PM  
Panty Claws
 
2013-08-27 03:33:17 PM  
www.flickscribe.com
Darnell
 
2013-08-27 03:35:59 PM  
Skittles

Lefty

The Humungous

Morsi

Bob

Pinchy McEyestalk

Mohammed

Luke Sidewalker
 
2013-08-27 03:50:46 PM  
Chlamydia.
 
2013-08-27 03:51:08 PM  

mysticcat: Luke Sidewalker


seconded
 
2013-08-27 03:51:55 PM  
UFIA?

or maybe UCIA since crabs have claws not fingers

/think about that one for a second
 
2013-08-27 03:59:18 PM  
Crotch-dweller
 
2013-08-27 04:18:27 PM  
■Big McLargehuge
■Brick Hardmeat
■Dirk Rockpec
■Flint Ironstag
■Gristle McThornbody
■Hack Blowfist
■Punt Speedchunk
■Slab Squatthrust
■Splint Chesthair
 
2013-08-27 04:19:12 PM  
Easy.  Name him after the RCA "His Master's Voice" dog:

2.bp.blogspot.com
Nipper.
 
2013-08-27 04:24:05 PM  
Duke Sucks
 
2013-08-27 04:31:25 PM  
Clawed Rains.

/too old?
 
2013-08-27 04:33:38 PM  
Reince Pthirus
 
2013-08-27 04:37:56 PM  
I initially read that as 'Head Crab', so I'll suggest "Lamarr".
 
2013-08-27 04:39:13 PM  

alienated: mysticcat: Luke Sidewalker

seconded


Clever, I like it
 
2013-08-27 04:53:31 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Clawed Rains.

/too old?


No.
 
2013-08-27 04:54:09 PM  
Just call him Old Bay.  It's what he'll be wearing soon anyway.
 
2013-08-27 04:58:10 PM  
Name one after me!
 
2013-08-27 05:45:56 PM  
Itchy


//really? It took this long?
 
2013-08-27 06:24:59 PM  
Klingon
 
2013-08-27 06:55:30 PM  
Shelly
 
2013-08-27 07:03:57 PM  
Wipes Hands On Pants
 
2013-08-27 07:04:32 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Wipes Hands On Pants


It's Native American.
 
2013-08-27 07:07:29 PM  
Blue
 
2013-08-27 07:34:57 PM  
This is not /b/.
 
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