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(Daily Dot)   Kentucky loves crazy tentacle rape, and other facts you wish you didn't know about our nation's porn habits   (dailydot.com) divider line 124
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2013-08-27 02:11:32 PM
ONLY the crazy variety.  Regular tentacle rape just doesn't swing it for them anymore.
 
2013-08-27 02:13:16 PM
So since it is Kentucky can we assume that elected turtle porn is a gateway to crazy tentacle rape?
 
2013-08-27 02:13:28 PM
This is research i can get behind.
 
2013-08-27 02:14:03 PM
It's awesome that they're the only ones too.
 
2013-08-27 02:14:23 PM
yep, the average time spent at said porn sites was at the lowest 10 mins and the highest 12 mins.  including prep and clean up, sounds about right.
 
2013-08-27 02:16:28 PM
Hmm... cant be right..   I only saw Creampie, Teen, etc..   where are the Midgets, Watersports, and Tranny porn?????

\just me?
 
2013-08-27 02:16:46 PM
What the hell is Anita queen?

(See Nevada)
 
2013-08-27 02:18:10 PM
Crazy tentacle rape?  Was that one of Adam Sandler's  Halloween costume ideas on SNL Weekend Update?
 
2013-08-27 02:18:13 PM
No search terms for Utah? I guess they take whatever shows up on the front page.

Heh, "ebony" everywhere in the South. And Maryland.
 
2013-08-27 02:18:21 PM
I was hoping that I could have driven PA's average up. Too many underachievers in my state.
 
2013-08-27 02:18:35 PM

stuhayes2010: What the hell is Anita queen?

(See Nevada)


Also, please explain to me what "creampie" is.

/seriously, no clue
 
2013-08-27 02:19:41 PM
Well, it's a pretty specific survey...of those who go through PornHub to get to these categories.  Still and all, kind of funny.
 
2013-08-27 02:20:18 PM

MelGoesOnTour: stuhayes2010: What the hell is Anita queen?

(See Nevada)

Also, please explain to me what "creampie" is.

/seriously, no clue


When the guy doesn't pull out.
 
2013-08-27 02:20:41 PM

MelGoesOnTour: stuhayes2010: What the hell is Anita queen?

(See Nevada)

Also, please explain to me what "creampie" is.

/seriously, no clue


I honestly don't know, either, but I have a feeling it's one of those things I'd be happier not knowing.
 
2013-08-27 02:20:41 PM
So what's up with Utah?

/ I guess "magic underwear" doesn't produce a lot of results on a lot of porn sites.
 
2013-08-27 02:20:53 PM
Why is nothing listed for Utah? Is the author Mormon?
 
2013-08-27 02:21:49 PM

reillan: MelGoesOnTour: stuhayes2010: What the hell is Anita queen?

(See Nevada)

Also, please explain to me what "creampie" is.

/seriously, no clue

I honestly don't know, either, but I have a feeling it's one of those things I'd be happier not knowing.



You two really don't know? A creampie is when the man ejaculates into the woman and it oozes back out of the orifice.
 
2013-08-27 02:21:49 PM
It's the upper-level managers at the Toyota plant in Georgetown.
Those dudes download farktons of tentacle-porn.
 
2013-08-27 02:22:04 PM

stuhayes2010: What the hell is Anita queen?

(See Nevada)


Call up Moe's Tavern and ask!
 
2013-08-27 02:22:28 PM

Zavulon: Why is nothing listed for Utah? Is the author Mormon?


They haven't invented porn there yet.
 
2013-08-27 02:23:40 PM
Stay the fark out of Utah.  Seriously that, and it's damn near impossible to get a glass of the devil's juice.
 
2013-08-27 02:24:01 PM

Uzzah: No search terms for Utah? I guess they take whatever shows up on the front page.

Heh, "ebony" everywhere in the South. And Maryland.


cuz black people actually live down here
 
2013-08-27 02:24:06 PM

Bendal: reillan: MelGoesOnTour: stuhayes2010: What the hell is Anita queen?

(See Nevada)

Also, please explain to me what "creampie" is.

/seriously, no clue

I honestly don't know, either, but I have a feeling it's one of those things I'd be happier not knowing.


You two really don't know? A creampie is when the man ejaculates into the woman and it oozes back out of the orifice.


This is one of those times where I wish I didn't hit 'send'......
 
2013-08-27 02:24:24 PM

Carn: Zavulon: Why is nothing listed for Utah? Is the author Mormon?

They haven't invented porn there yet.


With all those teen-age third and fourth wives, who needs it?
 
2013-08-27 02:24:41 PM
Direct all questions about the lexicon to Urban Dictionary.
 
2013-08-27 02:24:58 PM
They could have saved a lot of programming time and just asked me what I search...
 
2013-08-27 02:26:55 PM
That was probably my fault when I was living in Danville & Harrodsburg.

Sorry.

/not really

//Btw .. You know what KY has.. *Probably* a population of college students with computers that is greater than the standard population of computer users in the state.
So, I guess what I am saying is, if you took the students out, it would probably be normal...ish

ALSO

www.japanator.com
 
2013-08-27 02:28:05 PM
Apparently New Englander's are like the marines, they never pull out!
 
2013-08-27 02:28:06 PM

MelGoesOnTour: This is one of those times where I wish I didn't hit 'send'......


I'm willing to bet that in the spectrum of horrifying things that show up under the label of "porn", a guy not pulling out is pretty tame.

Why that's a popular thing to watch, I couldn't say.
 
2013-08-27 02:28:15 PM
What the hell is compilation? We also had "anal" and "wife". My state is weird.
 
2013-08-27 02:29:58 PM

MelGoesOnTour: Bendal: reillan: MelGoesOnTour: stuhayes2010: What the hell is Anita queen?

(See Nevada)

Also, please explain to me what "creampie" is.

/seriously, no clue

I honestly don't know, either, but I have a feeling it's one of those things I'd be happier not knowing.


You two really don't know? A creampie is when the man ejaculates into the woman and it oozes back out of the orifice.

This is one of those times where I wish I didn't hit 'send'......


A lawyer friend of mine likes to say "Never ask the question if you don't want to know the answer."
 
2013-08-27 02:30:06 PM

MelGoesOnTour: Bendal: reillan: MelGoesOnTour: stuhayes2010: What the hell is Anita queen?

(See Nevada)

Also, please explain to me what "creampie" is.

/seriously, no clue

I honestly don't know, either, but I have a feeling it's one of those things I'd be happier not knowing.


You two really don't know? A creampie is when the man ejaculates into the woman and it oozes back out of the orifice.

This is one of those times where I wish I didn't hit 'send'......


Think about that next time you have a Twinkie.
 
2013-08-27 02:30:19 PM
Surprised there was no bestiality tag for washington.
Although I suppose this is only about the hub's results and not searches in general.
 
2013-08-27 02:34:44 PM

SonOfSpam: MelGoesOnTour: Bendal: reillan: MelGoesOnTour: stuhayes2010: What the hell is Anita queen?

(See Nevada)

Also, please explain to me what "creampie" is.

/seriously, no clue

I honestly don't know, either, but I have a feeling it's one of those things I'd be happier not knowing.


You two really don't know? A creampie is when the man ejaculates into the woman and it oozes back out of the orifice.

This is one of those times where I wish I didn't hit 'send'......

Think about that next time you have a Twinkie.


Or Hostess cupcake, depending on your racial preference.
 
2013-08-27 02:34:49 PM
Is it 10 minutes watching 20 different videos? I can't watch any single video for that long.
 
2013-08-27 02:35:08 PM
What is the matter with WI, I'm doing all the work with the midget amputee porn.
 
2013-08-27 02:35:13 PM
Here's an interactive version of the map, that fills in some of the holes.

http://public.tableausoftware.com/shared/HR9SZ66TW?:display_count=ye s

/ There's gotta be a better way to say that.
// Utah Top 3: Compilation; teen; hentai
 
2013-08-27 02:39:14 PM
How does one not know what a creampie is in this day and age? I mean something obscure like a chili rainbow maybe.
Further detail left out someone else has to eat a proper creampie. It's best when with two chicks, unless goin both ways or eating your own brand is your thing. The last part is probably also big in Kentucky
 
2013-08-27 02:39:32 PM

SonOfSpam: SonOfSpam: MelGoesOnTour: Bendal: reillan: MelGoesOnTour: stuhayes2010: What the hell is Anita queen?

(See Nevada)

Also, please explain to me what "creampie" is.

/seriously, no clue

I honestly don't know, either, but I have a feeling it's one of those things I'd be happier not knowing.


You two really don't know? A creampie is when the man ejaculates into the woman and it oozes back out of the orifice.

This is one of those times where I wish I didn't hit 'send'......

Think about that next time you have a Twinkie.

Or Hostess cupcake, depending on your racial preference.


I was going to say Ho Ho but I guess that's racist.
 
2013-08-27 02:42:34 PM
Wyoming:  Smoking,Teen,BRCC

I dont even know what BRCC is.  And I've seen a fair amount of porn in my day.


FYI...I found this map to be hilarious.
 
2013-08-27 02:42:34 PM

hailin: What the hell is compilation? We also had "anal" and "wife". My state is weird.


Compilation porn is when someone takes their favorite videos of a certain genre or actress and then compiles them together. Some are just a series of favorite clips in a row, others put a lot of effort into the effects and transitions setting it to music making sort of a porn music video.

They can be awesome if done properly.
Or so I hear.
 
2013-08-27 02:42:36 PM

rwfan: SonOfSpam: SonOfSpam: MelGoesOnTour: Bendal: reillan: MelGoesOnTour: stuhayes2010: What the hell is Anita queen?

(See Nevada)

Also, please explain to me what "creampie" is.

/seriously, no clue

I honestly don't know, either, but I have a feeling it's one of those things I'd be happier not knowing.


You two really don't know? A creampie is when the man ejaculates into the woman and it oozes back out of the orifice.

This is one of those times where I wish I didn't hit 'send'......

Think about that next time you have a Twinkie.

Or Hostess cupcake, depending on your racial preference.

I was going to say Ho Ho but I guess that's racist.


no love for the King Don?
 
2013-08-27 02:44:57 PM

xsarien: Here's an interactive version of the map, that fills in some of the holes.

http://public.tableausoftware.com/shared/HR9SZ66TW?:display_count=ye s

/ There's gotta be a better way to say that.
// Utah Top 3: Compilation; teen; hentai


Idaho's third search item is parody. WTF?
 
2013-08-27 02:45:06 PM

smoky2010: rwfan: SonOfSpam: SonOfSpam: MelGoesOnTour: Bendal: reillan: MelGoesOnTour: stuhayes2010: What the hell is Anita queen?

(See Nevada)

Also, please explain to me what "creampie" is.

/seriously, no clue

I honestly don't know, either, but I have a feeling it's one of those things I'd be happier not knowing.


You two really don't know? A creampie is when the man ejaculates into the woman and it oozes back out of the orifice.

This is one of those times where I wish I didn't hit 'send'......

Think about that next time you have a Twinkie.

Or Hostess cupcake, depending on your racial preference.

I was going to say Ho Ho but I guess that's racist.

no love for the King Don?


Ding Dong? That would also be acceptable.

/look at it
//LOOK AT IT
 
2013-08-27 02:45:08 PM

Best Princess Celestia: Surprised there was no bestiality tag for washington.
Although I suppose this is only about the hub's results and not searches in general.


they're counting search results, not production.
 
2013-08-27 02:46:00 PM
Mississippi has the longest visit time, I'd like to think I'm responsible for that, but the truth is, it's because we're all on farking dial-up and it takes forever to load a 5 minute clip.
 
2013-08-27 02:47:40 PM
www.celebrities-galore.com


Anita Queen

Let me just say that finding a picture with her top on was difficult.  And also that its obscene.  She should never be allowed to wear a shirt.  Damn.

Sorry it took me so long to post this.  But I was...occupied.
 
2013-08-27 02:47:40 PM

elysive: Idaho's third search item is parody. WTF?


You've never heard of parody porn? They basically take an existing TV show or movie and then cast somewhat similar looking porn stars, put them in a similar set, and then act like they're those characters and have basic plots and then fark a lot.

There are thousands of those titles.
 
2013-08-27 02:49:05 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: MelGoesOnTour: This is one of those times where I wish I didn't hit 'send'......

I'm willing to bet that in the spectrum of horrifying things that show up under the label of "porn", a guy not pulling out is pretty tame.

Why that's a popular thing to watch, I couldn't say.


Because that's the way sex is supposed to end. Facials are just an affectation of the porn industry.
 
2013-08-27 02:49:10 PM

Prevailing Wind: Wyoming:  Smoking,Teen,BRCC

I dont even know what BRCC is.  And I've seen a fair amount of porn in my day.


FYI...I found this map to be hilarious.


All I can find, including using Urban Dictionary, is Baton Rouge Community College, or Black Rock Congregational Church. Maybe Wyoming-ites have a VERY specific college fetish?
 
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