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(New York Daily News)   Anybody who watched the performance was thinking it, but it took Kelly Osbourne to come out and say it, Miley, please "put your f**king tongue back in your mouth"   (nydailynews.com) divider line 78
    More: Obvious, Kelly Osbourne, Miley Cyrus, MTV Video Music Awards, Robin Thicke, Fashion Police, Adam Lambert, mouths, American Idol  
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2013-08-27 11:55:37 AM
Kelly is awesome. If I ever met her I'd buy her a beer.
 
2013-08-27 01:14:06 PM
Unless you are Gene Simmons, sticking your tongue out on stage is just plain gross.

Actually, it's gross even if you are Gene Simmons, but at least he knows how to use it judiciously.
 
2013-08-27 01:22:45 PM

Millennium: Unless you are Gene Simmons, sticking your tongue out on stage is just plain gross.

Actually, it's gross even if you are Gene Simmons, but at least he knows how to use it judiciously.


and dear god, could that tongue of Miley's possibly be natural?  *shudder*  As I said, and my son whose had a crush on her since he grew up watching her on the disney channel agreed, she COULD be extremely sexy, she's a pretty good looking girl-woman, BUT she's straight up RUINING it, between that hideous Green Goblin meets Kurt Wanrer's Wife  haircut, and her insistance on those ridiculous outtfits and that deveil horns and tongue thing she does anytime she 's trying to do something "naighty"....eeesh...it's just as unsexy and embarassing as it humanly possible....
 
2013-08-27 02:10:33 PM
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2013-08-27 02:35:43 PM
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2013-08-27 02:43:50 PM

bluorangefyre: [760x535 from http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/achilles_cooleyez/Fark%20Files/ ocmvy.jpg image 760x535]


Shoot it! Shoot it!!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-27 02:52:54 PM

Triumph: bluorangefyre: [760x535 from http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/achilles_cooleyez/Fark%20Files/ ocmvy.jpg image 760x535]

Shoot it! Shoot it!!

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Good lord...

/I'M BLIND!!!111!!!!!
 
2013-08-27 02:58:57 PM
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2013-08-27 03:06:42 PM
It was still better than when Kelly did Papa Don't Preach.

/Daughter don't sing
 
2013-08-27 03:14:22 PM

rooftop235: Kelly is awesome. If I ever met her I'd buy her a beer.


Mind if I bang her while you drink?
 
2013-08-27 03:18:44 PM
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2013-08-27 03:21:48 PM
Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhh.....aw no she did'n!
 
2013-08-27 03:22:10 PM
At least now we know who Miley's REAL father is...
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2013-08-27 03:28:49 PM
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2013-08-27 03:29:31 PM
I can't recall any pop tart on these award shows ever self-immolating on stage. Look, if you want "shocking"...
 
2013-08-27 03:30:49 PM
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2013-08-27 03:32:40 PM

rooftop235: Kelly is awesome. If I ever met her I'd buy her a beer.


Not so much. Wife watches fashion police and Kelly is just much of an insufferable c*unt as all the rest of them.
 
2013-08-27 03:36:06 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: rooftop235: Kelly is awesome. If I ever met her I'd buy her a beer.

Mind if I bang her while you drink?


Trapjaw?  You're welcome to that.
 
2013-08-27 03:38:43 PM
Well, if she insists on sticking it out, I know a place or two she could put it...if you know what I mean.

/you know what I mean
 
2013-08-27 03:39:45 PM
Dear world.

Mr. Paul Anka has a tip for you.

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/ Milhouse Cyrus is not a meme
 
2013-08-27 03:43:30 PM
She thinks by doing it people will go "Oh, she's so sexy dirty, she stick out tongue because she like to lick things oh my goodness golly!" but it's more like "Goddamn, did her father create her by having his DNA combined with that of a dairy cow in some horrific country western science experiment?"
 
2013-08-27 03:47:45 PM
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You're all just a bunch of prudish philistines.
 
2013-08-27 03:49:05 PM
No. I said it, too.
 
2013-08-27 03:52:52 PM
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2013-08-27 03:56:23 PM

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2013-08-27 04:01:00 PM

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You're all just a bunch of prudish philistines.


Not everyone can appreciate old fashioned epileptic strippers.
 
2013-08-27 04:01:13 PM

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Damn, beat me to it.
 
2013-08-27 04:02:20 PM

Cubs300: Well, if she insists on sticking it out, I know a place or two she could put it...if you know what I mean.

/you know what I mean


Believe me when I say she also knows what you mean.

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2013-08-27 04:05:06 PM
devilEther:
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FREEZE THOSE LIPS!

/Sorry, I'm in RHPS withdrawal...I gotta get to a midnight showing again, posthaste.
 
2013-08-27 04:13:44 PM

Cubs300: Well, if she insists on sticking it out, I know a place or two she could put it...if you know what I mean.

/you know what I mean


A garbage disposal? A blender? A cactus? Some sort of flesh eating acid? A butthole full of AIDS? The off button on my TV?
 
2013-08-27 04:19:31 PM
See! This is how you do it!

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2013-08-27 04:20:11 PM

slapmastered: devilEther:
[500x281 from http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgsos9lCkg1qae6ufo1_500.gif image 500x281]

FREEZE THOSE LIPS!

/Sorry, I'm in RHPS withdrawal...I gotta get to a midnight showing again, posthaste.


It must fill you with antici...
 
2013-08-27 04:23:10 PM

Killer Cars: I can't recall any pop tart on these award shows ever self-immolating on stage. Look, if you want "shocking"...


graaz.tv
I like where this is going....
 
2013-08-27 04:27:34 PM
i.imgur.com  i.imgur.com

I'm just saying. No has ever seen Miley Cyrus in the same room as Neil from The Young Ones at the same time.
 
2013-08-27 04:27:51 PM
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2013-08-27 04:28:24 PM

Triumph: bluorangefyre: [760x535 from http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/achilles_cooleyez/Fark%20Files/ ocmvy.jpg image 760x535]

Shoot it! Shoot it!!

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That has a alone forever look to it.
 
2013-08-27 04:53:41 PM
...pation
 
2013-08-27 05:00:20 PM
I hope it gets stuck that way.
 
2013-08-27 05:10:01 PM
 i just wanna know how many more miley greenlights can get today and tomorrow as well?
 
2013-08-27 05:11:48 PM

Triumph: bluorangefyre: [760x535 from http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/achilles_cooleyez/Fark%20Files/ ocmvy.jpg image 760x535]

Shoot it! Shoot it!!

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That guy's face reminds me of some really creepy character I've seen before, but I cannot for the life of me put my finger on it.  With my luck, I'll remember it at some inopportune time, like when I'l trying to fall asleep.  :\
 
2013-08-27 05:14:09 PM

Freakin Rican: i just wanna know how many more miley greenlights can get today and tomorrow as well?


That depends on how much she likes tube steak.
 
2013-08-27 05:35:56 PM

Freakin Rican: i just wanna know how many more miley greenlights can get today and tomorrow as well?


No farking shiat, you rubes realize this is what she was trying to do, don't you? And you sit back and snort derisively and give her exactly what she wants.

Laugh and call her stupid now, dumbasses.
 
2013-08-27 05:39:22 PM
Consult your physician today, so we never have to see this again.

A message from the Restless Tongue Syndrome Institute
 
2013-08-27 05:43:50 PM

devilEther:


Damn shame that those are probably wasted on dudes.
 
2013-08-27 05:44:05 PM
I think we've reached Peak Miley Cyrcus.

I'm gettin' in and making my fortune while there's still a bigger fool to sell all my inflated stock before the bubble pops.
 
2013-08-27 05:45:26 PM
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2013-08-27 05:52:14 PM
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2013-08-27 06:17:39 PM
And as usual, Miley is not the first teen pop tart to try this...
www.tommymix.com

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And her sister does it too...
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2013-08-27 06:25:42 PM

puckrock2000: And her sister does it too...


Well now that gives me an idea so devious I just m--- never mind, done.
 
2013-08-27 06:30:47 PM
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