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(NBC News)   Here it is, a list of all the famous movie lines you've been screwing up over the years. Yes, that's one there. That one, too   (nbcnews.com) divider line 57
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2013-08-27 03:36:50 PM
7 votes:
"Did you ever misquote any of those lines?"
"I did what I had to..."
"Did you ever misquote any of those lines?"
"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!"
2013-08-27 03:59:37 PM
4 votes:
"If you like bean enchiladas, and getting caught in the rain..."
2013-08-27 03:40:42 PM
4 votes:
I love the smell of facepalm in the morning.
2013-08-27 03:31:31 PM
4 votes:
www.wowheylook.com
2013-08-27 03:30:27 PM
4 votes:
Say yellow to my fiddle friend.
2013-08-27 03:42:27 PM
3 votes:
www.fact.co.uk

Flip you melon farmer!
2013-08-27 03:35:19 PM
3 votes:
"Play it, Sam. Play that funky music."
2013-08-27 03:31:59 PM
3 votes:
We're going to need a bigger thread.

/salsa shark
2013-08-27 03:31:17 PM
3 votes:

FrancoFile: List fails without Cool Hand Luke.


That's because what we have here is a failure to communicate.
2013-08-27 03:29:21 PM
3 votes:
So I've been misquoting these lines? Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
2013-08-27 03:29:13 PM
3 votes:
The sheriff is a ni
2013-08-27 02:06:05 PM
3 votes:
Welcome to Earf!
2013-08-27 04:20:44 PM
2 votes:
Hey, everyone, we're all gonna get paid!
2013-08-27 04:14:00 PM
2 votes:
SHOW ME THE MONKEY!
2013-08-27 03:43:51 PM
2 votes:
You know how to give a blow job, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
2013-08-27 03:42:00 PM
2 votes:
No truth-handler, you. I deride your truth-handling abilities.
2013-08-27 03:40:57 PM
2 votes:
Luke, I am your father.

Why is this a misquote?  It's not a quote from The Empire Strikes Back, it's a quote from Tommy Boy.
2013-08-27 03:40:06 PM
2 votes:
Was it over when the British bombed Pearl Harbor??
2013-08-27 03:36:42 PM
2 votes:
Yippy-kai yay, Mr. Falcon.
2013-08-27 10:57:19 PM
1 votes:
"You've never heard of theMillennium Falcon?... It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve buttsecks."
2013-08-27 06:27:37 PM
1 votes:
316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the boob.
2013-08-27 04:42:34 PM
1 votes:
Leave the cannoli, take the gun.
2013-08-27 04:30:48 PM
1 votes:
What might you be discussing my good man Willis?
2013-08-27 04:24:45 PM
1 votes:

Tricky Chicken: "I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
"I was thinking the same thing. That Bob Denver's full of shiat, man."

It is funny, because he gets the wrong Denver.  Bob Denver was Gilligan!


Oh Christ! Didn't even catch that until just now!
2013-08-27 04:23:47 PM
1 votes:
La la Luuuukkkkeeeee, I am your fath....er.


i1.ytimg.com
2013-08-27 04:19:10 PM
1 votes:
Lighten up, Francis.

/my favorite
2013-08-27 04:18:46 PM
1 votes:

fruitloop: Luke, I am your father.

Why is this a misquote?  It's not a quote from The Empire Strikes Back, it's a quote from Tommy Boy.


Or Strange Brew...

Luke...I am your father. Come to the dark side, you hoser.
2013-08-27 04:18:04 PM
1 votes:

Pinner: Daffydil: Pinner: is that walking dead?

it is...

What do I win...


You win waiting 6 more weeks before the next season starts... damnit.
2013-08-27 04:11:25 PM
1 votes:
2013-08-27 04:08:38 PM
1 votes:
What's in her box!?!?
2013-08-27 04:05:35 PM
1 votes:

nytmare: Play it once, Sam.
Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'


I think Ilsa is the one who says that.

FarkingReading: Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one, but first pull up your zipper.


s1.reutersmedia.net
2013-08-27 03:57:56 PM
1 votes:
I'm your Tom Sawyer.
2013-08-27 03:56:21 PM
1 votes:
scuse me while I kiss this guy
2013-08-27 03:52:01 PM
1 votes:
I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna piss on his hedges!
2013-08-27 03:50:46 PM
1 votes:
I wasn't even supposed to be at work today!!
2013-08-27 03:50:29 PM
1 votes:
You may run like Hayes, but you hit like his sister.
2013-08-27 03:49:20 PM
1 votes:
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one, but first pull up your zipper.
2013-08-27 03:47:18 PM
1 votes:
Get your stinking paws off me or I'll give you a damn dirty rape!
2013-08-27 03:45:49 PM
1 votes:
Greetings, gentlemen. Could one of you kindly advise as to the location of the Caucasian women?
2013-08-27 03:45:27 PM
1 votes:
Seems like as good a time as any to whip this one out again:

i.imgur.com

/I know it wasn't Star Trek, it was Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe. That's the joke.
2013-08-27 03:45:26 PM
1 votes:
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. It's expensive, disappointing and all the bad choices are left at the end.
2013-08-27 03:44:29 PM
1 votes:
No Princess Bride? How can you have a movie misquote article without any Princess Bride?

Or do people always get the lines right?

/inconceivable
2013-08-27 03:42:18 PM
1 votes:
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to like fake tits anymore!
2013-08-27 03:41:46 PM
1 votes:
What, are going to say next that Gandalf didn't say "Use the Force, Harry"?

/best role in Patrick Stewart's career, I tell you.
2013-08-27 03:40:46 PM
1 votes:
Which movies? I gots to know!
2013-08-27 03:39:51 PM
1 votes:
"I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
"I was thinking the same thing. That Bob Denver's full of shiat, man."

It is funny, because he gets the wrong Denver.  Bob Denver was Gilligan!
2013-08-27 03:39:12 PM
1 votes:
I'm going to make him an otter he can't refuse.
2013-08-27 03:38:28 PM
1 votes:
Apparently the article didn't have to show us any steenkin badges.
2013-08-27 03:34:16 PM
1 votes:
I have HAD it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!
2013-08-27 03:31:47 PM
1 votes:

EvilEgg: Play it again, Sam.


I was going to say that.

The line is "Play it Sam." "You played it for her you can play it for me."
2013-08-27 03:31:08 PM
1 votes:
It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.
2013-08-27 03:30:32 PM
1 votes:
Missing is "Anyone...?.... Anyone...?"
People always add Bueller to it.
Fail.
2013-08-27 03:30:12 PM
1 votes:
2013-08-27 03:28:45 PM
1 votes:

ThatDarkFellow: [374x256 from http://www.sciencenc.com/event-help/Eye-Protection/goggle%20indirect.j pg image 374x256]

/not a movie


The goggles are ineffective!
2013-08-27 03:27:06 PM
1 votes:
It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
2013-08-27 02:10:42 PM
1 votes:
Play it again, Sam.
2013-08-27 02:07:59 PM
1 votes:
List fails without Cool Hand Luke.
 
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