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2013-08-27 01:58:42 PM
Go ahead...make my week.
 
2013-08-27 02:06:05 PM
Welcome to Earf!
 
2013-08-27 02:07:59 PM
List fails without Cool Hand Luke.
 
2013-08-27 02:10:42 PM
Play it again, Sam.
 
2013-08-27 03:26:18 PM
Luke, I am your father?

dnrtfa
 
2013-08-27 03:27:06 PM
It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
 
2013-08-27 03:27:17 PM
www.sciencenc.com

/not a movie
 
2013-08-27 03:28:22 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmm  Shai Hulud
 
2013-08-27 03:28:23 PM
No, subby, I know the lines.  I don't screw them up.  You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fark do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah?
 
2013-08-27 03:28:45 PM

ThatDarkFellow: [374x256 from http://www.sciencenc.com/event-help/Eye-Protection/goggle%20indirect.j pg image 374x256]

/not a movie


The goggles are ineffective!
 
2013-08-27 03:29:13 PM
The sheriff is a ni
 
2013-08-27 03:29:21 PM
So I've been misquoting these lines? Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
 
2013-08-27 03:29:30 PM
That article is about as stupid as a screen door on a battleship.
 
2013-08-27 03:29:48 PM

UsikFark: It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.


It's an entirely different kind of flying
 
2013-08-27 03:30:12 PM
 
2013-08-27 03:30:27 PM
Say yellow to my fiddle friend.
 
2013-08-27 03:30:32 PM
Missing is "Anyone...?.... Anyone...?"
People always add Bueller to it.
Fail.
 
2013-08-27 03:30:56 PM
Oh yay, they recycled this article again
 
2013-08-27 03:31:08 PM
It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.
 
2013-08-27 03:31:17 PM

FrancoFile: List fails without Cool Hand Luke.


That's because what we have here is a failure to communicate.
 
2013-08-27 03:31:31 PM
www.wowheylook.com
 
2013-08-27 03:31:47 PM

EvilEgg: Play it again, Sam.


I was going to say that.

The line is "Play it Sam." "You played it for her you can play it for me."
 
2013-08-27 03:31:59 PM
We're going to need a bigger thread.

/salsa shark
 
2013-08-27 03:32:21 PM

Pinner: Missing is "Anyone...?.... Anyone...?"
People always add Bueller to it.
Fail.


NSIS...
 
2013-08-27 03:33:26 PM

FrancoFile: List fails without Cool Hand Luke.


"I can eat fifty eggs"?

/maybe not what you're talking about
//mmm eggs
 
2013-08-27 03:33:30 PM
"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"

/yeah, I know.
//Forget you, man!
 
2013-08-27 03:34:16 PM
I have HAD it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!
 
2013-08-27 03:35:19 PM
"Play it, Sam. Play that funky music."
 
2013-08-27 03:36:42 PM
Yippy-kai yay, Mr. Falcon.
 
2013-08-27 03:36:50 PM
"Did you ever misquote any of those lines?"
"I did what I had to..."
"Did you ever misquote any of those lines?"
"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!"
 
2013-08-27 03:38:07 PM

Odd Bird: mmmmmmmmmmmmm  Shai Hulud


Okay is that what was said in  Dune or what people think was said
 
2013-08-27 03:38:28 PM
Apparently the article didn't have to show us any steenkin badges.
 
2013-08-27 03:38:32 PM
The more interesting article is the one right below it...

"Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis sentenced to 270 days in jail" - I feel it may be more intellectually stimulating than to read the same "mistaken quote" article over again.
 
2013-08-27 03:39:12 PM
I'm going to make him an otter he can't refuse.
 
2013-08-27 03:39:51 PM
"I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
"I was thinking the same thing. That Bob Denver's full of shiat, man."

It is funny, because he gets the wrong Denver.  Bob Denver was Gilligan!
 
2013-08-27 03:39:56 PM
May the Force be Mr. Magoo.
 
2013-08-27 03:40:06 PM
Was it over when the British bombed Pearl Harbor??
 
2013-08-27 03:40:40 PM
"Red, do you remember the name if that town?"
"Chicxulub"

/got nuthin
 
2013-08-27 03:40:42 PM
I love the smell of facepalm in the morning.
 
2013-08-27 03:40:46 PM
Which movies? I gots to know!
 
2013-08-27 03:40:57 PM
Luke, I am your father.

Why is this a misquote?  It's not a quote from The Empire Strikes Back, it's a quote from Tommy Boy.
 
2013-08-27 03:41:06 PM
Wash it over when the Germans stalled Merle's starter?
 
2013-08-27 03:41:30 PM
E.T. phone for a pizza.
 
2013-08-27 03:41:31 PM
Was it over when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?
 
2013-08-27 03:41:46 PM
What, are going to say next that Gandalf didn't say "Use the Force, Harry"?

/best role in Patrick Stewart's career, I tell you.
 
2013-08-27 03:42:00 PM
No truth-handler, you. I deride your truth-handling abilities.
 
2013-08-27 03:42:18 PM
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to like fake tits anymore!
 
2013-08-27 03:42:27 PM
www.fact.co.uk

Flip you melon farmer!
 
2013-08-27 03:42:36 PM
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow 
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath 
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how 
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at 
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know 
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your 
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment, 
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one 
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen
 
2013-08-27 03:43:10 PM
Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
 
2013-08-27 03:43:24 PM
And they missed "Play it again, Sam"
 
2013-08-27 03:43:42 PM
I was going to add, "frankly my dear, I don't give a damn", but that was actually a misquote from the book to the screen.
 
2013-08-27 03:43:46 PM
Play it once, Sam.
Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'
 
2013-08-27 03:43:51 PM
You know how to give a blow job, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
 
2013-08-27 03:44:29 PM
No Princess Bride? How can you have a movie misquote article without any Princess Bride?

Or do people always get the lines right?

/inconceivable
 
2013-08-27 03:45:26 PM
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. It's expensive, disappointing and all the bad choices are left at the end.
 
2013-08-27 03:45:27 PM
Seems like as good a time as any to whip this one out again:

i.imgur.com

/I know it wasn't Star Trek, it was Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe. That's the joke.
 
2013-08-27 03:45:45 PM

maxximillian: Odd Bird: mmmmmmmmmmmmm  Shai Hulud

Okay is that what was said in  Dune or what people think was said


What was said, -1 for me...
 
2013-08-27 03:45:49 PM
Greetings, gentlemen. Could one of you kindly advise as to the location of the Caucasian women?
 
2013-08-27 03:47:18 PM
Get your stinking paws off me or I'll give you a damn dirty rape!
 
2013-08-27 03:47:19 PM
"Beam me up, Frodo!"
 
2013-08-27 03:49:20 PM
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one, but first pull up your zipper.
 
2013-08-27 03:50:29 PM
'If you build it, they will come'

I don't know anybody who says that.  I've only ever heard 'he' because it's talking about Shoeless Joe.
 
2013-08-27 03:50:29 PM
You may run like Hayes, but you hit like his sister.
 
2013-08-27 03:50:39 PM
I feel the need: the need for speed. And maybe some cocaine. And then probably marijuana later.
 
2013-08-27 03:50:46 PM
I wasn't even supposed to be at work today!!
 
2013-08-27 03:51:30 PM
I'll get you, my pretty! You look like a dog, too!
 
2013-08-27 03:51:57 PM
Beat me off, Scotty!

i185.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-27 03:51:59 PM
I am Jack's heaving underwhelmment.
 
2013-08-27 03:52:01 PM
I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna piss on his hedges!
 
2013-08-27 03:53:10 PM

Odd Bird: mmmmmmmmmmmmm  Shai Hulud


*inner voice dialogue* "The spice"
 
2013-08-27 03:56:15 PM

Slaves2Darkness: EvilEgg: Play it again, Sam.

I was going to say that.

The line is "Play it Sam." "You played it for her you can play it for me."



Rick Does not say "Play it Sam:"


Rick: You played it for her, you can play it for me!
Sam: Well, I don't think I can remember...
Rick: If she can stand it, I can! Play it!
 
2013-08-27 03:56:21 PM
scuse me while I kiss this guy
 
2013-08-27 03:57:56 PM
I'm your Tom Sawyer.
 
2013-08-27 03:58:17 PM
It's not really misquoted as it is grammatically awkward if quoted verbatim afterward as a 3rd person. In the movies those are typically exchanges among two or more individuals however when someone quotes the lines afterward it's usually done in 1st person narrative so it would be funny to say 'No, I am your father' or 'Do I feel lucky punk, yeah do you?'

People within earshot would think you're conversing with yourself because you are!
 
2013-08-27 03:59:37 PM
"If you like bean enchiladas, and getting caught in the rain..."
 
2013-08-27 04:00:19 PM

FarkingReading: Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one, but first pull up your zipper.


The Zipper pulled up?
No, he spiraled in....and he crashed.
And he crashed?
No! Andy made it back home, but he just wasn't the same.
But he wasn't the same?
Buddy was a rock.  Kept us together over Macho Grande.
 
2013-08-27 04:01:40 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: scuse me while I kiss this guy


Wall along the watchtower.
 
2013-08-27 04:03:20 PM

Clash City Farker: It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.


I haven't read the books and so don't know what the Kessel Run actually is (don't think they explained it in the movies?), but "parsecs" always bothered me.  I guessed it might be an asteroid field and he made the run the straightest of anyone...
 
2013-08-27 04:03:42 PM
This one time and fat camp...
 
2013-08-27 04:04:09 PM
Go thou towards the heliocoptor, it is our only means of absquatulation.
 
2013-08-27 04:04:22 PM

SuperNinjaToad: It's not really misquoted as it is grammatically awkward if quoted verbatim afterward as a 3rd person. In the movies those are typically exchanges among two or more individuals however when someone quotes the lines afterward it's usually done in 1st person narrative so it would be funny to say 'No, I am your father' or 'Do I feel lucky punk, yeah do you?'

People within earshot would think you're conversing with yourself because you are!


Technically it is misquoted. But people harping on it is stupid. Same with, for example, "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory." The long speil is cut for brevity, but "Smelled like victory" doesn't make sense in the shortened quote as the tense is off.
 
2013-08-27 04:04:44 PM

suburbanguy: 'If you build it, they will come'

I don't know anybody who says that.  I've only ever heard 'he' because it's talking about Shoeless Joe.


All this time, I thought it was referencing his father.
 
2013-08-27 04:05:35 PM

nytmare: Play it once, Sam.
Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'


I think Ilsa is the one who says that.

FarkingReading: Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one, but first pull up your zipper.


s1.reutersmedia.net
 
2013-08-27 04:07:54 PM

togaman2k: The more interesting article is the one right below it...

"Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis sentenced to 270 days in jail" - I feel it may be more intellectually stimulating than to read the same "mistaken quote" article over again.



Yeah, that was entertaining, and not just for schadenfreude reasons:
After he was convicted, Francis lashed out at the jury in an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, shouting, "I want that jury to know that each and every one of you are mentally f---ing retarded and you should be euthanized because, as Darwin said, you have naturally selected yourself."

He later apologized for his tirade. "I deeply regret the remarks attributed to me in the interview with The Hollywood Reporter," he said.
 
2013-08-27 04:07:58 PM

CoffeeMug: Clash City Farker: It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

I haven't read the books and so don't know what the Kessel Run actually is (don't think they explained it in the movies?), but "parsecs" always bothered me.  I guessed it might be an asteroid field and he made the run the straightest of anyone...


That is the standard excuse, that he had to go through difficult space and used the shortest (and most dangerous) route. But I will put money on someone screwed up and assumed "parsec" was a unit of time.
 
2013-08-27 04:08:36 PM
"Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind."

/best quote evar!
//okay, it's not a movie
///best quote evar!
 
2013-08-27 04:08:38 PM
What's in her box!?!?
 
2013-08-27 04:08:44 PM

SuperNinjaToad: It's not really misquoted as it is grammatically awkward if quoted verbatim afterward as a 3rd person. In the movies those are typically exchanges among two or more individuals however when someone quotes the lines afterward it's usually done in 1st person narrative so it would be funny to say 'No, I am your father' or 'Do I feel lucky punk, yeah do you?'

People within earshot would think you're conversing with yourself because you are!


Empire, yes, Dirty Harry, no.  Because you could just add one line to make it make sense without much trouble: "You gotta ask yourself, 'do I feel lucky?'  Well, do ya, punk?
 
2013-08-27 04:09:53 PM

Daffydil: "Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind."

/best quote evar!
//okay, it's not a movie
///best quote evar!


is that walking dead?
 
2013-08-27 04:10:22 PM

CoffeeMug: Clash City Farker: It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

I haven't read the books and so don't know what the Kessel Run actually is (don't think they explained it in the movies?), but "parsecs" always bothered me.  I guessed it might be an asteroid field and he made the run the straightest of anyone...


Real answer: Either Lucas didn't have a damn clue what a parsec was, or he was quite cleverly making Han seem like a lying scoundrel by making up a bold claim using the wrong word.

Stupid retcon answer from later books: The Kessel run goes around a cluster of black holes called the Maw, and Han cut it the closest (and shortest) of anyone.
 
2013-08-27 04:11:25 PM
 
2013-08-27 04:12:16 PM

Pinner: is that walking dead?


it is...
 
2013-08-27 04:12:56 PM

Daffydil: Pinner: is that walking dead?

it is...


What do I win...
 
2013-08-27 04:14:00 PM
SHOW ME THE MONKEY!
 
2013-08-27 04:16:04 PM
I can't screw up any of these, with no f*ckin teeth.
 
2013-08-27 04:16:32 PM

Pinner: Daffydil: Pinner: is that walking dead?

it is...

What do I win...


a ricochet biscuit?

/also not a movie quote...
 
2013-08-27 04:18:04 PM

Pinner: Daffydil: Pinner: is that walking dead?

it is...

What do I win...


You win waiting 6 more weeks before the next season starts... damnit.
 
2013-08-27 04:18:46 PM

fruitloop: Luke, I am your father.

Why is this a misquote?  It's not a quote from The Empire Strikes Back, it's a quote from Tommy Boy.


Or Strange Brew...

Luke...I am your father. Come to the dark side, you hoser.
 
2013-08-27 04:19:10 PM
Lighten up, Francis.

/my favorite
 
2013-08-27 04:20:00 PM
Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
 
2013-08-27 04:20:44 PM
Hey, everyone, we're all gonna get paid!
 
2013-08-27 04:21:56 PM

Daffydil: Pinner: Daffydil: Pinner: is that walking dead?

it is...

What do I win...

a ricochet biscuit?

/also not a movie quote...


Bow bow bow...
 
2013-08-27 04:22:55 PM

Angry Buddha: suburbanguy: 'If you build it, they will come'

I don't know anybody who says that.  I've only ever heard 'he' because it's talking about Shoeless Joe.

All this time, I thought it was referencing his father.


Yeah, you're right - the field is talking about his father.  But Ray thinks the voice is talking about SJJ.  He hears the word 'he'.
 
2013-08-27 04:23:24 PM

Cubs300: "Did you ever misquote any of those lines?"
"I did what I had to..."
"Did you ever misquote any of those lines?"
"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!"


"You make me smile"- Ace Ventura When Nature Calls
 
2013-08-27 04:23:47 PM
La la Luuuukkkkeeeee, I am your fath....er.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-08-27 04:24:08 PM

Pinner: Bow bow bow...


*fist bump*
 
2013-08-27 04:24:32 PM
I don't believe in the no-gin scenario.
 
2013-08-27 04:24:45 PM

Tricky Chicken: "I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
"I was thinking the same thing. That Bob Denver's full of shiat, man."

It is funny, because he gets the wrong Denver.  Bob Denver was Gilligan!


Oh Christ! Didn't even catch that until just now!
 
2013-08-27 04:29:07 PM

Daffydil: Pinner: Bow bow bow...

*fist bump*


That was played on KFRC back in the day. Dr Don Rose!
 
2013-08-27 04:30:48 PM
What might you be discussing my good man Willis?
 
2013-08-27 04:31:43 PM

Angry Buddha: suburbanguy: 'If you build it, they will come'

I don't know anybody who says that.  I've only ever heard 'he' because it's talking about Shoeless Joe.

All this time, I thought it was referencing his father.


"...he will come." is referencing his father. Initially you think "he" is Shoeless Joe, but when his dad appears at the field and they play catch, you realize the "he" was his father. Great book. So was Kinsella's The Iowa Baseball Confederacy.
 
2013-08-27 04:34:56 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...   in rain.   Time to die.


/To many people quote it as "like tears in the rain", drives me insane.
 
2013-08-27 04:36:24 PM

Danger Mouse: Slaves2Darkness: EvilEgg: Play it again, Sam.

I was going to say that.

The line is "Play it Sam." "You played it for her you can play it for me."


Rick Does not say "Play it Sam:"


Rick: You played it for her, you can play it for me!
Sam: Well, I don't think I can remember...
Rick: If she can stand it, I can! Play it!


If I recall correctly, there are two scenes in the movie involving Rick and Sam playing the song, one near the beginning before Ilsa arrives.

I thought Rick said both "play it Sam" and "play it again" just not "play it again Sam."
 
2013-08-27 04:36:43 PM
drives me insane.

Dammit...  should've said  "drives me Batty"
 
2013-08-27 04:37:45 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Was it over when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?


Well played.
 
2013-08-27 04:38:19 PM

The Loaf: /To many people quote it as "like tears in the rain", drives me insane.


the bf told me I had to watch this show last week since it is a 'cult classic'

/wast of time
//I could have been playing Candy Crush...
 
2013-08-27 04:39:07 PM
Drew...really...can we please have a f*cking 'edit' button?
 
2013-08-27 04:40:08 PM
Frankly my dear, I don't give a flying fark.
 
2013-08-27 04:42:27 PM
Pfft.
"Spieglei, Spieglein an der Wand, Wer ist die Schönste im ganzen Land?"
FU Disney.
 
2013-08-27 04:42:34 PM

FarkingReading: I love the smell of facepalm in the morning.


I want this on a T Shirt.
 
2013-08-27 04:42:34 PM
"zzzzz..." - Me, the nintieth time someone missed a deadline and ran with this stuff again.
 
2013-08-27 04:42:34 PM
Leave the cannoli, take the gun.
 
2013-08-27 04:54:49 PM

FrancoFile: List fails without Cool Hand Luke.




Guns N' Roses.
 
2013-08-27 04:59:59 PM
If I had a dollar for every time people misquoted  Teen A** Party III.  Its "jam"... not "ram" people!
 
2013-08-27 05:02:29 PM

NateAsbestos: Seems like as good a time as any to whip this one out again:

[698x305 from http://i.imgur.com/gQAAKhE.png image 698x305]

/I know it wasn't Star Trek, it was Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe. That's the joke.


Additionally, it was no Data; it was the Terminator.
 
2013-08-27 05:03:25 PM

The Loaf: /To many people quote it as "like tears in the rain", drives me insane.


It rolls off the tongue better that way if you don't have ten minutes to quote the whole thing exactly.
 
2013-08-27 05:05:27 PM

phirleh: No truth-handler, you. I deride your truth-handling abilities.


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-08-27 05:07:07 PM

Dimensio: NateAsbestos: Seems like as good a time as any to whip this one out again:

[698x305 from http://i.imgur.com/gQAAKhE.png image 698x305]

/I know it wasn't Star Trek, it was Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe. That's the joke.

Additionally, it was no Data; it was the Terminator.


Dear lord you're a farking idiot. The Terminator was in The Iron Giant, not HHG. You're thinking of Robby the robot from Battlestar Galactica.
 
2013-08-27 05:08:23 PM

Daffydil: The Loaf: /To many people quote it as "like tears in the rain", drives me insane.

the bf told me I had to watch this show last week since it is a 'cult classic'

/wast of time
//I could have been playing Candy Crush...


The one with the voiceovers, or the one without?
 
2013-08-27 05:08:28 PM

Noticeably F.A.T.: The Loaf: /To many people quote it as "like tears in the rain", drives me insane.

It rolls off the tongue better that way if you don't have ten minutes to quote the whole thing exactly.




Memes.
 
2013-08-27 05:09:08 PM

NutWrench: "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"

/yeah, I know.
//Forget you, man!


"Cameron is so tight, if you put a lump of coal, in his fist..."
 
2013-08-27 05:13:43 PM
To be fair, ones like "Luke, I am your Father" and "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!" put the quotes in context when otherwise one might not infer that you're using a movie quote.
 
2013-08-27 05:18:00 PM
The Star Wars one that I got wrong forever were Vader's last words to Luke in RotJ. I always thought he said "You've arrived. Tell your sister you've arrived." But it's actually "You were right." Right about what I'm still not sure.
 
2013-08-27 05:20:22 PM
"Get your as to moss!"
 
2013-08-27 05:20:23 PM

Fano: To be fair, ones like "Luke, I am your Father" and "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!" put the quotes in context when otherwise one might not infer that you're using a movie quote.


Since when are we fair?

"You can't handle the truth!" needs no context.
 
2013-08-27 05:32:48 PM

fusillade762: The Star Wars one that I got wrong forever were Vader's last words to Luke in RotJ. I always thought he said "You've arrived. Tell your sister you've arrived." But it's actually "You were right." Right about what I'm still not sure.


Presumably that he was right that there was redemption possible for Anakin. That there was still some good in him.
 
2013-08-27 05:41:10 PM
Badges?  We ain't got no badges, we don't need no badges, I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!
 
2013-08-27 05:41:17 PM
I am serious, and don't call me Shelly.
 
2013-08-27 05:43:16 PM
"I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves."

Is it even possible to misquote that?
 
2013-08-27 05:43:21 PM

This text is now purple: The one with the voiceovers, or the one without?


tasty....
 
2013-08-27 05:48:27 PM
"Do you know who's in charge here?"
"Sir, yes, sir, but war is a chaotic hellscape and given that we seem to have lost our commanding officer, I took it upon myself to be in charge."

/easy one to screw up
 
2013-08-27 05:48:57 PM

Daffydil: Pinner: Daffydil: Pinner: is that walking dead?

it is...

What do I win...

a ricochet biscuit?

/also not a movie quote...


Whaddaya want fer nuthin?

/Is it that kind of quote?
//You ever hear of a 'wish sandwich'?
///man, I had that one on vinyl.
 
2013-08-27 05:51:14 PM

fusillade762: The Star Wars one that I got wrong forever were Vader's last words to Luke in RotJ. I always thought he said "You've arrived. Tell your sister you've arrived." But it's actually "You were right." Right about what I'm still not sure.


Pretty sure he says "tell your sister you were right about me.  You were right..."
 
2013-08-27 05:51:46 PM

RI_Red: Daffydil: Pinner: Daffydil: Pinner: is that walking dead?

it is...

What do I win...

a ricochet biscuit?

/also not a movie quote...

Whaddaya want fer nuthin?

/Is it that kind of quote?
//You ever hear of a 'wish sandwich'?
///man, I had that one on vinyl.


Oopsie, I finally saw the "bow bow bow."

/damn mobile scrolling.
 
2013-08-27 05:54:31 PM

Pinner: Missing is "Anyone...?.... Anyone...?"
People always add Bueller to it.
Fail.


Not a fail, Ben Stein calls out Beuller's name several times during attendance until a chick says that her friend's friend's boyfriend's girlfriend (don't quote me on that, but along similar lines) saw him pass out at 31 Flavors. Stein thanks her and then starts calling out Fry's name over and over.
 
2013-08-27 06:07:50 PM

Daffydil: The Loaf: /To many people quote it as "like tears in the rain", drives me insane.

the bf told me I had to watch this show last week since it is a 'cult classic'

/wast of time
//I could have been playing Candy Crush...


www.mommywantsvodka.com
 
2013-08-27 06:08:00 PM
"Oh, Mr Greenfield."
 
2013-08-27 06:18:43 PM

Satanus Maximus: Pinner: Missing is "Anyone...?.... Anyone...?"
People always add Bueller to it.
Fail.

Not a fail, Ben Stein calls out Beuller's name several times during attendance until a chick says that her friend's friend's boyfriend's girlfriend (don't quote me on that, but along similar lines) saw him pass out at 31 Flavors. Stein thanks her and then starts calling out Fry's name over and over.


He means the later scene when Ben Stein is teaching, talking about Voodoo Economics and the Laffer Curve.  He keeps saying "anyone, anyone".  He never says "Anyone" and "Bueller" together.
 
2013-08-27 06:19:52 PM
Rrrrrrrufffffff

/Supertroopers
 
2013-08-27 06:27:37 PM
316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the boob.
 
2013-08-27 06:31:15 PM

busy chillin': um, it is a quote from a different movie


Exactly.
 
2013-08-27 07:05:17 PM
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.

 
2013-08-27 07:33:37 PM

johnny_vegas: The sheriff is a ni


Was that a knight who said ni?
 
2013-08-27 07:36:03 PM
I pity da fool is from Rocky III and not the A team
 
2013-08-27 07:45:15 PM

Oldiron_79: I pity da fool is from Rocky III and not the A team


I did not know that

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-27 08:03:23 PM

Oldiron_79: I pity da fool is from Rocky III and not the A team

Bobby "Blue" Bland

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ7mjSDhjTk


Oh, and also Rocky III:
"No, I don't hate Balboa. I pity the fool! And, I will destroy any man who tries to take what I got!"
 
2013-08-27 08:43:23 PM

CoffeeMug: Clash City Farker: It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

I haven't read the books and so don't know what the Kessel Run actually is (don't think they explained it in the movies?), but "parsecs" always bothered me.  I guessed it might be an asteroid field and he made the run the straightest of anyone...


Never bothered me. I was too young to know what a parsec was when I saw the movie and by the time I learned I didn't care
 
2013-08-27 08:55:10 PM
Jesus christ, YouTube is terrible. I can download at 1.5mbps from any other site, but god forbid I be able to stream a video at 480p. Pathetic.
 
2013-08-27 08:57:51 PM
I love scott. Scotty, scott, scott. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
 
2013-08-27 09:57:39 PM

The Southern Dandy: FrancoFile: List fails without Cool Hand Luke.

That's because what we have here is a failure to communicate.


"...what we have Hee-yah is FAILyah ta communicate...."
 
2013-08-27 10:45:04 PM
Author (and I use the term loosely) of TFA assumes far too much, particularly regarding the  A Few Good Men scene.No one I know farks it up in that manner.
 
2013-08-27 10:47:25 PM

John Buck 41: Author (and I use the term loosely) of TFA assumes far too much, particularly regarding the  A Few Good Men scene.No one I know farks it up in that manner.


ypu need to get out more!

/wait, what??
 
2013-08-27 10:57:19 PM
"You've never heard of theMillennium Falcon?... It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve buttsecks."
 
2013-08-28 12:27:51 AM
I say we take off and Luke the entire site from orbit.
 
2013-08-28 01:19:46 AM
That's some mighty fine list-work there, Lou.
 
2013-08-28 01:32:00 AM
They missed one.
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-08-28 07:28:33 AM
Yeah, but who can answer the question of what Roy Batty really said in Blade Runner?

Did he say "father" or "farker"?

"I want more life!"

Twice as bright, half as long.  I've seen things you people couldn't imagine.  If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes.

Why did Batty get all the good lines? Okay, that's not true.  There were other good lines in that movie.  I often say to myself "Home again, home again jiggity jig" when I'm arriving back home.

And I often tell people "They're my friends, I made them."

All these memories will be lost like tears in the rain.

Okay, so Batty did get all the good lines or most of them anyway.
 
2013-08-28 09:17:13 AM

Mistymtnhop: Tricky Chicken: "I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
"I was thinking the same thing. That Bob Denver's full of shiat, man."

It is funny, because he gets the wrong Denver.  Bob Denver was Gilligan!

Oh Christ! Didn't even catch that until just now!


umm, don't misunderstand me. The actual line was John Denver.  I had always thought it was Bob Denver and repeatedly used it to point out to people that many of their jokes worked on multiple levels.  Then one time to emphasize that point, I played the movie for a group of friends.

Well, it did make them laugh...
 
2013-08-28 09:40:32 AM

I'm on the Brute Squad: The Southern Dandy: FrancoFile: List fails without Cool Hand Luke.

That's because what we have here is a failure to communicate.

"...what we have Hee-yah is FAILyah ta communicate...."


HEATHENS.

What we've got here is failure to communicate.
 
2013-08-28 09:44:21 AM
"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs."
 
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