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(New York Daily News)   Amanda Catherine Hein, 26, of Allentown, allegedly delivered a healthy baby boy at a Pub and then continued watching a pay-per-view wrestling match with three male friends. Classy   (nydailynews.com) divider line 46
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2013-08-27 11:04:26 AM  
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she's batman?
 
2013-08-27 11:07:13 AM  
Subby, you may have skipped the "killed the baby by suffocating it in a plastic bag and then drowning it to make sure" part.

WHAT THE F*CK?
 
2013-08-27 11:17:08 AM  
Kill her with fire.
 
2013-08-27 11:18:24 AM  
Summerslam was good but it wasn't really THAT good

/Well, maybe the Punk/Lesner match was worth smothering a baby to get back to watching it
 
2013-08-27 11:20:10 AM  

factoryconnection: Subby, you may have skipped the "killed the baby by suffocating it in a plastic bag and then drowning it to make sure" part.

WHAT THE F*CK?


Yeah, Jesus H Christ.
 
2013-08-27 11:20:31 AM  
Sounds like a good mom, she did not take it out back to the dumpster like the Jersey prom mom.
 
2013-08-27 11:21:36 AM  
Has the bar replaced the toilet?
 
2013-08-27 11:22:38 AM  
Typical vileskin.
 
2013-08-27 11:22:44 AM  
it's Allentown, she was doing the kid a favor, trust me.
 
2013-08-27 11:23:35 AM  
Luckiest.  Baby.  Ever.
 
2013-08-27 11:24:28 AM  

factoryconnection: Subby, you may have skipped the "killed the baby by suffocating it in a plastic bag and then drowning it to make sure" part.

WHAT THE F*CK?


Apparently subby doesn't believe a baby is alive until after 4 months, and therefore it didn't matter if that fact was left out.
 
2013-08-27 11:25:03 AM  
Makes more sense when I add "outside the womb" to 4 months.
 
2013-08-27 11:25:08 AM  
The kid should be named Echo.
 
2013-08-27 11:25:48 AM  
blimey she's tough as old boots. gives birth alone, telling no one, kills the child, then reappears sayng 'ignore the blood' and carries on with her day

im surprised she didnt eat it
 
2013-08-27 11:26:04 AM  

factoryconnection: Subby, you may have skipped the "killed the baby by suffocating it in a plastic bag and then drowning it to make sure" part.

WHAT THE F*CK?


I'm all about to read a story about my kind of woman and then click the link. You suck, subby.
 
2013-08-27 11:26:56 AM  
I was going to post a picture of Fry's mom but nevermind.  I'm just gonna turn off the internet for a bit.  Jesus.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-27 11:26:56 AM  
"Bah GAWD, King!  There's a baby in that commode!  We need some help out here!"
 
2013-08-27 11:27:05 AM  
When dining with friends and one comes back covered in blood asking me to ignore it..sure no problem.  WTF, are they in the mob or something?

If I am eating and you come back, or even show up covered in blood, we are having a frank conversation

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."  Jerry Seinfeld
 
2013-08-27 11:27:10 AM  
Whats her fark handle?  She looks like your typical hipster fatty that has plagues TF for the last few years.
 
2013-08-27 11:27:24 AM  
Probably a repeat or follow-up of this one...
 
2013-08-27 11:27:26 AM  
She looks normal and nice enough in that top photo...but then you scroll down the page.
 
2013-08-27 11:28:04 AM  

Disposable Rob: factoryconnection: Subby, you may have skipped the "killed the baby by suffocating it in a plastic bag and then drowning it to make sure" part.

WHAT THE F*CK?

I'm all about to read a story about my kind of woman and then click the link. You suck, subby.


7 billion tit suckers on this planet, and you all care about this one? the kid is better off.
 
2013-08-27 11:28:24 AM  
Every so often my mother likes to remind me that she was in labor with me for 27 hours, and this broad comes along and gives birth in 40 minutes.

Of course, my mother didn't suffocate me and leave me in a toilet tank, so I guess she's alright.
 
2013-08-27 11:29:04 AM  
Choice, eh?
 
2013-08-27 11:29:28 AM  

Yanks_RSJ: Every so often my mother likes to remind me that she was in labor with me for 27 hours, and this broad comes along and gives birth in 40 minutes.

Of course, my mother didn't suffocate me and leave me in a toilet tank, so I guess she's alright.


40 minutes means that there have probably been 8 children that came out of that vagina
 
2013-08-27 11:29:31 AM  
Cogito ergo lacrima
 
2013-08-27 11:29:57 AM  
3 months later, the baby returns from the sewer to find its mother.

basementrejects.com
 
2013-08-27 11:30:20 AM  
I went to school with the prom mom. This shiat is so disturbing. I didn't really know how to process someone doing it then, and don't understand how to process it now 15 years later. Prom mom got out of jail after a few years and went on to marry a man with kids from a previous relationship. Talk about having a screwed up step mother.
 
2013-08-27 11:32:39 AM  
factoryconnection:  Subby, you may have skipped the "killed the baby by suffocating it in a plastic bag and then drowning it to make sure" part.

WHAT THE F*CK?

Carn:  Yeah, Jesus H Christ.


THIS2
 
2013-08-27 11:33:22 AM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-27 11:33:28 AM  
There are much better ways to ensure you genes are removed from the pool.

I don't necessarily support forced sterilization, but in her case I don't think I'd be downtown with a sign protesting it.
 
2013-08-27 11:34:16 AM  
Pull the kid out with a coat hanger? A Okay!
 
2013-08-27 11:34:22 AM  
FTFA: "Because the intentional killing of a child under the age of 12 is a capital offense she could face the death penalty."

What is it after they're 12?
 
2013-08-27 11:35:19 AM  
Waiting to see who she hires as a lawyer...
 
2013-08-27 11:35:45 AM  

Haldemonster: FTFA: "Because the intentional killing of a child under the age of 12 is a capital offense she could face the death penalty."

What is it after they're 12?


A lot of states that have the DP require circumstances beyond just killing to warrant execution.

For instance, rape or multiple murder.
 
2013-08-27 11:36:57 AM  
Prison (ntm execution) is for people who prove to be a threat to society.  How exactly is this woman a threat?
 
2013-08-27 11:37:36 AM  
Google for "Courtney Jo Dukes." She did it...twice.
 
2013-08-27 11:38:19 AM  

piperTom: How exactly is this woman a threat?


She leaves unsightly blood stains, for one thing.
 
2013-08-27 11:40:03 AM  

piperTom: Prison (ntm execution) is for people who prove to be a threat to society.  How exactly is this woman a threat?


She watched Summerslam in a bar.
 
2013-08-27 11:44:49 AM  

piperTom: Prison (ntm execution) is for people who prove to be a threat to society.  How exactly is this woman a threat?


You may get some serious bites on that one, but I hope not.
 
2013-08-27 11:56:31 AM  
Well...... whatever floats yer bouy.
 
2013-08-27 12:28:21 PM  
Our 55th President.
 
2013-08-27 12:28:23 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Disposable Rob: factoryconnection: Subby, you may have skipped the "killed the baby by suffocating it in a plastic bag and then drowning it to make sure" part.

WHAT THE F*CK?

I'm all about to read a story about my kind of woman and then click the link. You suck, subby.

7 billion tit suckers on this planet, and you all care about this one? the kid is better off.


Worried about overpopulation?  Charity begins at home.
 
2013-08-27 01:05:18 PM  

piperTom: Prison (ntm execution) is for people who prove to be a threat to society.  How exactly is this woman a threat?



People need to be punished for various things like theft, animal abuse, j-walking, being a hipster.  If prison doesn't fit the bill shall we go back to stoning?
 
2013-08-27 02:17:22 PM  

nitefallz: piperTom: Prison (ntm execution) is for people who prove to be a threat to society.  How exactly is this woman a threat?


People need to be punished for various things like theft, animal abuse, j-walking, being a hipster.  If prison doesn't fit the bill shall we go back to stoning?


I say...that post was good enough for Jehova!
 
2013-08-27 02:22:42 PM  
Her theme song must be:
Girls just wanna have fun
 
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