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(CNN)   In the future, we will eat grasshoppers while reclining on our unisex urinals and watching the alien dandelion detonators bounce in the breeze   ( divider line
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2013-08-27 01:48:02 PM  
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Will there be spandex jackets? One for everyone?

What a beautiful world it would be!
2013-08-27 01:45:51 PM  
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Bob the Internet Barbarian: born_yesterday: DarnoKonrad: Doubtful.  In the future, we'll all live in cramped and polluted high rise tenements that over look industrial feed lots of cattle that provide us a ration of meat and methane for fealty to MasterBlaster.

Counterpoint:  we FINALLY get Thunderdome!

Or worse, Earth as it portrayed in Elysium.

The exoskeletons were cool.

There is still way to much land on earth that is sparsely populated for something like that to occur in the next hundredish years
2013-08-27 01:44:33 PM  
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Nadie_AZ: Chocolate covered grasshoppers?

Yes, insects are part of diets in other nations. Yes, it is going to be something we adopt. Yes, I sorta feel squeamish about it. Yes we'll all get over it.

there is no reason for us to adopt an insect diet in the united states unless our quality of life continues to suffer.
2013-08-27 01:31:11 PM  
1 vote:
Soylent Green for everyone!
2013-08-27 12:51:17 PM  
1 vote:
I remember reading several years ago about a prototype mine that was shaped like a D20, and was covered with rocket motors. Every few seconds, a rocket motor would engage at random, sending the mine bounding off in a random direction until it hit something. It was rejected when it was found to attack friendly troops as often as the enemy. I'd like to see a fight between one of those and the wind-blown detonator.
2013-08-27 12:49:06 PM  
1 vote:
And batin'.  Don't foget batin'.
2013-08-27 11:43:55 AM  
1 vote:
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