GypsyJoker: Didn't know Martin Luther was such a great public speaker. I thought he would've just nailed the speech to the door.
JohnCarter: "If it bleeds it leads" is now "if it twerks it works"
Steven_M_TX: I don't remember from my history classes that Martin Luther gave an "I have a dream" speech. I know that Martin Luther King delivered such a speech. Martin Luther, I know, was a German priest that had a beef about the Catholic Church's practices in the 16th Century, summed it up in 95 theses, and nailed them onto a church door. Martin Luther then started his own church, which he named the Lutheran Church. Such a brilliant name for his church.People today, especially the younger people, care more about Miley Cyrus than some 16th Century guy who started his own church.
error 303: JohnCarter: "If it bleeds it leads" is now "if it twerks it works""Twerking while bleeding? We'll be succeeding!"
Omnivorous: Martin Luther? Isn't that German guy getting a bit old to be news?
xaldin: I'd be inclined to say that it is more important than Syria or Egypt. One is a civil war, other a near civil war and neither I particularly view as our problem. Today's weather ranks higher.
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