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(Do You Remember)   Twerking began in the 1920's - but yeah, Miley Cyrus does it best - you be the judge   (doyouremember.com) divider line 70
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2013-08-27 10:19:06 AM  
Miley Cyrus's dance was a feminist critique on the sexploitation of young girls. Complete with an army of pedo bears. Shes a genius and a hardcore political activist willing to put her career on the line.
 
2013-08-27 10:58:49 AM  
Drop that word in conversation. Please.
 
2013-08-27 11:15:20 AM  
So basically it's a combined word of Twerp and F*cking. Brilliant.
 
2013-08-27 11:17:28 AM  
Watching the video, I have to admit that Josephine Baker did it first, and long before any of us were born.

So, can we replace "twerk" with "banana dance"? Because the word "twerk" is just about the most annoying thing that I've ever heard.
 
2013-08-27 11:21:25 AM  
Don't you need an ass to do it right?
 
2013-08-27 11:21:33 AM  
"Miley Cyrus" is the new "Benghazi" for instant green lights.
 
2013-08-27 11:21:47 AM  

Cybernetic: Watching the video, I have to admit that Josephine Baker did it first, and long before any of us were born.

So, can we replace "twerk" with "banana dance"? Because the word "twerk" is just about the most annoying thing that I've ever heard.


Apparently we have to have annoying portmanteaus for gyrating and pelvic thrusts?
 
2013-08-27 11:22:04 AM  
Josephine Baker is awesome.
 
2013-08-27 11:24:48 AM  
And the lord sayeth "The end is nigh when thou fark runneth over with Cyrus."
 
2013-08-27 11:26:07 AM  
I can't remember her name but at one time Fark had a common meme of some chick doing what appeared to be twerking. My google skills are weak this morning though.
 
2013-08-27 11:26:37 AM  
At this point I'm thinking mods are greenlighting all this Miley related crap so we'll get tired of it faster.
 
2013-08-27 11:35:05 AM  
It's true.  People have been doing stupid shiat for a long time.

And stupid people have gotten bent out of shape about it for just as long.
 
2013-08-27 11:35:58 AM  

dogdaze: I can't remember her name but at one time Fark had a common meme of some chick doing what appeared to be twerking. My google skills are weak this morning though.


Terri Schiavo.

/too soon?
 
2013-08-27 11:38:55 AM  
So Miley's a flapper now?

/DNRTFA
/"remember the jitterbug?  remember how the jitterbug was gonna turn us all into drug fiends?"
 
2013-08-27 11:40:15 AM  
She got Michael Jackson'ed. She was practically robbed of her childhood, forced to conform to a certain image.
 
2013-08-27 11:40:47 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-27 11:46:07 AM  
I'd do the banana dance with Le Baker.

That woman had one interesting life. Let me know when Miley Cyrus does something as bad ass as fight Nazis in the French Resistance. Or can dance like that.
 
2013-08-27 11:47:38 AM  
I Imagine shaking one's behind is as old as having one's behind.

"Ohh look, it jiggles!"
"Jiggle it some more."
 
2013-08-27 11:48:36 AM  
So that's what Michael Jackson was doing all that time?
 
2013-08-27 11:50:47 AM  
Yippie!!! Fark is ALL Miley, all the time!

/Thank god!

/not really...
 
2013-08-27 11:54:55 AM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-08-27 11:55:17 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-27 11:56:44 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-27 11:57:29 AM  

dogdaze: I can't remember her name but at one time Fark had a common meme of some chick doing what appeared to be twerking. My google skills are weak this morning though.


Alize.
 
2013-08-27 11:57:49 AM  
What the fark is wrong with her tongue? Does it hurt? Does she think she's Gene Simmons?

So many questions...
 
2013-08-27 11:59:16 AM  

I_C_Weener: [300x169 from http://i.imgur.com/MaqKeCk.jpg image 300x169]


Goddamn that's the best one yet
 
2013-08-27 12:01:35 PM  
What's wrong Fark? Have you tired of that cock-eyed freak Cumberbatch?
 
2013-08-27 12:11:46 PM  
Meh.  The most offensive thing about Miley Cyrus is her complete and utter lack of talent.  She can't sing.  She can't dance.  She wasn't even entertaining.  Her idea of "sexuality" is that of a little girl (which she pretty much is) shaking her ass and sticking our her tongue and fondling herself, without an ounce of sex appeal to it.  It was just farked up.
 
2013-08-27 12:16:29 PM  

Zerochance: Meh.  The most offensive thing about Miley Cyrus is her complete and utter lack of talent.  She can't sing.  She can't dance.  She wasn't even entertaining.  Her idea of "sexuality" is that of a little girl (which she pretty much is) shaking her ass and sticking our her tongue and fondling herself, without an ounce of sex appeal to it.  It was just farked up.


Well said! +1

/Can you imagine her doing porn?
 
2013-08-27 12:16:38 PM  

mycathatesyou: What's wrong Fark? Have you tired of that cock-eyed freak Cumberbatch?


It would take 12 bowls of Miley Cyrus to to equal the awesome in one bowl of Cumberbatch.
 
2013-08-27 12:27:31 PM  
Sponsored link? These assholes wrote to me (and probably to all the other top submitters as well) and asked if I would consider submitting articles from their site to Fark.

I told them to take a flying fark at a rolling donut.
 
2013-08-27 12:29:42 PM  

dogdaze: I can't remember her name but at one time Fark had a common meme of some chick doing what appeared to be twerking. My google skills are weak this morning though.


www.mylv.biz

Alizée.
 
2013-08-27 12:31:26 PM  
img.fark.net

img.fark.net
 
2013-08-27 12:33:36 PM  
"Twerking" is a dance move that simulates the motion of the female butt during sex while in the reverse cowgirl position.
 
2013-08-27 12:37:44 PM  

Outrageous Muff: "Twerking" is a dance move that simulates the motion of the female butt during sex while in the reverse cowgirl position.


Thank you Mr. Romero.
 
2013-08-27 12:41:30 PM  

Mad_Radhu: [319x180 from http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/n/nx/fark_nxU0SoSLyZCEts5cygsnkx9 15kc.gif?t=AdUL04HX1Rfv0cTBl5LKTg&f=1378094400 image 319x180]

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lol
 
2013-08-27 12:45:29 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: Sponsored link? These assholes wrote to me (and probably to all the other top submitters as well) and asked if I would consider submitting articles from their site to Fark.

I told them to take a flying fark at a rolling donut.


did they offer to pay you?
 
2013-08-27 12:50:45 PM  

Cybernetic: Watching the video, I have to admit that Josephine Baker did it first, and long before any of us were born.


No, Josephine Baker didn't do it first. Her moves were existing dance moves from Harlem which she learned. Plus let's be honest: as long as there has been dancing to titillate rapid shaking of the female posterior has been around. I'm sure there are ancient fertility rites somewhere out there that involve "twerking".

I get what you're saying, but I had to be pedantic to make a point.
 
2013-08-27 12:53:42 PM  
Thanks Flab!!!
 
2013-08-27 01:20:19 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Two Dogs Farking: Sponsored link? These assholes wrote to me (and probably to all the other top submitters as well) and asked if I would consider submitting articles from their site to Fark.

I told them to take a flying fark at a rolling donut.

did they offer to pay you?


Nope. The "Marketing intern" just said she "hoped I would consider submitting content from their site" (after addressing me as "Hey Farker!").
 
2013-08-27 01:28:34 PM  

Grungehamster: Cybernetic: Watching the video, I have to admit that Josephine Baker did it first, and long before any of us were born.

No, Josephine Baker didn't do it first. Her moves were existing dance moves from Harlem which she learned. Plus let's be honest: as long as there has been dancing to titillate rapid shaking of the female posterior has been around. I'm sure there are ancient fertility rites somewhere out there that involve "twerking".

I get what you're saying, but I had to be pedantic to make a point.


As someone who has been known to wax pedantic, I completely understand.
 
2013-08-27 01:31:28 PM  
The next original thing Miley Cyrus does will be the first original thing she's done
 
2013-08-27 01:38:09 PM  

Cybernetic: Grungehamster: Cybernetic: Watching the video, I have to admit that Josephine Baker did it first, and long before any of us were born.

No, Josephine Baker didn't do it first. Her moves were existing dance moves from Harlem which she learned. Plus let's be honest: as long as there has been dancing to titillate rapid shaking of the female posterior has been around. I'm sure there are ancient fertility rites somewhere out there that involve "twerking".

I get what you're saying, but I had to be pedantic to make a point.

As someone who has been known to wax pedantic, I completely understand.


twentytwowords.com
/GIS for "wax pedantic"
 
2013-08-27 01:40:38 PM  
 
2013-08-27 01:46:11 PM  
More Alizee please
 
2013-08-27 01:49:28 PM  
Whenever I see anyone twerk, all I can think of is all the time they wasted practicing.
 
2013-08-27 01:51:32 PM  

gilgigamesh: I'd do the banana dance with Le Baker.

That woman had one interesting life. Let me know when Miley Cyrus does something as bad ass as fight Nazis in the French Resistance. Or can dance like that.


She also could fly a plane and did so in her anti-nazi work.

Supposedly there is a movie bio in the works and it is supposedly will star Rihanna. Please NO, a thousand times NO! Get someone who can act and sing and dance and has a presence on film. My choice would be Patina Miller who just won a Tony for "Pippin" but I am sure there are others who are not Rihanna, Beyione, or a Smith kid.
 
2013-08-27 01:52:17 PM  
I thought you needed a butt to twerk. How is Miley suddenly the queen of the twerk? She tried twerking her flat ass in the YouTube pony video and failed. Now she failed in pants designed to give you a fuller butt. You can't twerk what you don't have.
 
2013-08-27 01:52:20 PM  
I am sure there are others who are not Rihanna, Beyione, or a Smith kid.

Try Beyonce (sorry)
 
2013-08-27 01:54:32 PM  
 
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