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(STV.tv)   Kazakh soccer manager defends sheep-sacrificing ritual ahead of international game in Scotland, says it shouldn't be a problem to source a sheep locally   (news.stv.tv) divider line 30
    More: Strange, Kazakh, Scotland, Shakhter Karagandy, soccer coach, Celtics, Michel Platini, Shakhter, football pitch  
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2013-08-27 11:09:02 AM
Unless the sacrifice calls for a virgin.
 
2013-08-27 11:11:04 AM
The Aberdeen fans will be fuming about this.

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2013-08-27 11:16:04 AM
If there's one thing a Scotsman knows best, it's where to find the best head from sheep.

/HEYYY-oh!!!
 
2013-08-27 11:19:28 AM

it shouldn't be a problem to source a sheep locally


She sells sea shells by the sheep source.
 
2013-08-27 11:23:13 AM

EngineerBob: Unless the sacrifice calls for a virgin.


Done in one ...
 
2013-08-27 11:28:44 AM
That's why they wear kilts over there. Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
 
2013-08-27 11:31:14 AM

EngineerBob: Unless the sacrifice calls for a virgin.


Oh ewe.
 
2013-08-27 11:34:35 AM
www.svhawksbaseball.com

Good enough for Jobu.
 
2013-08-27 11:37:54 AM
Damn, these dudes are neolithic. But hey, can they at least make a haggis out of it?
 
2013-08-27 11:40:09 AM
It's not unusual to make an offering of a sheep. What's unusual is when someone accepts it.
 
2013-08-27 11:42:01 AM

EngineerBob: Unless the sacrifice calls for a virgin.


It took me a minute and then I got. My wife thought I was having an  aneurysm.
 
2013-08-27 11:50:08 AM
Well that explains how they slaughtered Celtic the other day. Savages.
 
2013-08-27 12:00:12 PM
Scottish SPCA Chief Superintendent Mike Flynn said, "There are strict rules regulating the transport and slaughter of animals in Scotland and it is only permitted in licensed premises.
"Killing a sheep in this way would be a criminal offence and anyone involved could face prosecution.
"We are currently seeking assurance from Celtic Park that no sheep will be allowed on the premises ahead of the match."


Wait so you need a permit if you are a farmer and want to slaughter your sheep?

wow.
 
2013-08-27 12:06:31 PM
FFS why do people ever listen to PETA?
 
2013-08-27 12:07:00 PM

Purple_Jack: The Aberdeen fans will be fuming about this.


They're usually not that interested in what happens at the front end of the sheep. At Tynecastle on Saturday, one of them had an inflatable one. I guess they couldn't wait until after the match to fulfill their needs.
 
2013-08-27 12:07:48 PM
This will hurt Kazakhstan's image worse than anything in the Borat movie or Da Ali G. Show.
 
2013-08-27 12:08:35 PM
So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:
"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No!
And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No!
And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"
The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:
"but you fark one wee little sheep..."

/oblig
 
2013-08-27 12:11:29 PM
so they can't practice their religion there?
 
2013-08-27 12:11:52 PM
Won't the sheep's husband mind?
 
2013-08-27 12:15:10 PM
Now, now...at least the boys from Astana are merely sacrificing sheep in sporting arenas to defeat Celtics, and not sacrificing young farmer women in magical-nuke-mortars in attempts to kill founding god-emperors.  SURELY this is an improvement, no?

/likely not in the least bit obscure; there IS no obscurity on Fark
//at least it's not the usual Borat joke, eh
 
2013-08-27 12:46:36 PM
Um, dude, the game is soccer, not buzkashi.
 
2013-08-27 01:00:20 PM
It is better to kill a sheep than to have sex with it.
 
2013-08-27 01:03:39 PM
At least it isn't a barbecued marmot.
 
2013-08-27 01:15:38 PM

Inchoate: At least it isn't a barbecued marmot.


Then again, eating sheep brains isn't that safe either.
 
2013-08-27 01:20:58 PM

uncoveror: This will hurt Kazakhstan's image worse than anything in the Borat movie or Da Ali G. Show.


Yeah, the real targets of those isn't Kazakhstan at all, it's, well, America.  Kazaks themselves aren't being mocked, per se, it's the people who are willing to believe that Kazaks must be like that.

I mean, that scene where Borat gets the crowd at a rodeo to join him in singing "Throw The Jew Down the Well"  was simulatenously hilarious and terrifying
 
2013-08-27 01:28:25 PM

dabbletech: So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:
"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No!
And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No!
And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"
The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:
"but you fark one wee little sheep..."

/oblig


Well okay then.
 
2013-08-27 01:36:21 PM
So who's the poor dear without a date now?
 
2013-08-27 01:41:23 PM

DubtodaIll: FFS why do people ever listen to PETA?


People listen to PETA?
 
2013-08-27 02:21:42 PM
"Of course, whole team has marital relations with sheep before sacrifice.  You do not want half-breed lambs in flock, no?  Nobody wants sheep as nephew."

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-27 04:37:08 PM
Religions have given us quite a menu.

Thank you religions.
 
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