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(Yahoo)   Kerry, "The use of chemical weapons is reminiscent of Ghengis Khan." Syria calls Kerry a liar, says, "They never used chemical weapons in Cambodia at Christmas time"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 35
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2013-08-27 10:11:16 AM
4 votes:
Kerry-Go back to Skull and Bones and jerk off in a coffin. Take Bush with you for old times.
2013-08-27 09:51:36 AM
4 votes:
"They had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan."

Syrians are bad ass, man.
2013-08-27 10:43:36 AM
3 votes:
I'm surprised Kerry can even enunciateGhengis Khan.  The man's had so much Botox it's a wonder he can even chew food.
2013-08-27 10:30:40 AM
3 votes:
Syria is now preparing their swift boats for a counterattack.
2013-08-27 10:19:00 AM
3 votes:

SeriousGeorge: Looks like you Americans are getting involved in this whether the populace wants it or not.


You mean Obamacare?
2013-08-27 10:11:49 AM
3 votes:
Did he say it "Jenjis Khan".

I love when he does that.
2013-08-27 12:32:56 PM
2 votes:
"The president does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation." ~Constitutional scholar, time traveler, Barack Obama

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2013-08-27 11:09:31 AM
2 votes:
sign_of_Zeta: What I have learned (though I already knew this): Americans are for helping innocent people, unless it means any source of sacrifice or disco feet, even indirectly the other party is in office.

FTFY
2013-08-27 10:50:53 AM
2 votes:
Some diplomat. He tries to insult Syria and insults Mongolia instead.
2013-08-27 10:41:28 AM
2 votes:
The memory was Syria'd, Syria'd in him.
2013-08-27 10:32:02 AM
2 votes:
Syria calls Kerry a liar, says, "They never used chemical weapons in Cambodia at Christmas time"

Maybe they did use it, and that's why the false memory was "seared" into his brain.
2013-08-27 10:21:48 AM
2 votes:
John Kerry is lying?

shocking
2013-08-27 01:24:53 PM
1 votes:

Bontesla: lockers: Bontesla: I'm not saying that we should intervene to fight anyone. That's kind of our problem. We try to pick the winner in a fight that isn't ours.

I'm saying that we can intervene to prevent an inevitable genocide. We have some rather brilliant minds around the world. Let's start talking.

Please name a conflict that we got involved in where we didn't end up killing civilians. Even our super targeted and precise drones kill women and children. No, there is no way you can fix the killing of civilians by killing civilians. This is a failed military adventure waiting to happen.

Please name a conflict in which my proposed solution has been carried out.


What solution? You just keep mouth farting about sending people to imaginary rooms.
2013-08-27 12:13:20 PM
1 votes:

thoughtless: wow I really need to preview comments, huh?


nah...most people are on here just to reread their own posts anyway...no one will notice...:)
2013-08-27 11:48:43 AM
1 votes:

justaguy516: mainstreet62: UrukHaiGuyz: mainstreet62: Ned Stark: sign_of_Zeta: Ned Stark: sign_of_Zeta: You know, I know that we got [deleted]

Did I ever say that in my post? I would like to think of myself as philanthropic. Unfortunately, the math sucks at time. Do you kill hundreds of Assad's troops to save millions, or do you not kill any and watch Assad slaughter a big piece of the population? There is no 3rd choice that avoids killing. None. Zero.
 

How do you fight someone who ob ...

You don't even know that Assad did it. The last time an American secretary of state opened his big mouth about WMDs, he was lying. And you suddenly believe it this time?


Way to cut off the rest of my post, idiot. I suggest you reread it.
2013-08-27 11:20:48 AM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Nadie_AZ: So suggesting we pay for the war and have a draft to fight it are now equal to going Starship Troopers?

Just as likely. When have we ever had a tax just to pay for one individual thing? I guess you could say Social Security and Medicare but those go directly into the general fund.

Remember War Bonds were voluntary


Spanish-American War telephone tax
2013-08-27 10:57:39 AM
1 votes:
What I have learned (though I already knew this): Americans are for helping innocent people, unless it means any source of sacrifice or disco feet, even indirectly.

And getting involved won't make everything puppies and rainbows, but it would stop indiscriminate killing of innocents. That should be a goal everyone wants.
2013-08-27 10:54:06 AM
1 votes:

Magorn: So those of you who want us to do nothing are basically okay with giving world leaders carte blanche for war crimes and genocide?


Scenario:  you live at 631 Mockingbird lane in Suburbia, USA.  You find out that two cities (continents) over, there's a street where a father is brutally beating up his children indiscriminately, and that he's doing it because he has a teenage son that is violent and prone to destructive behavior himself; just last week, that son caught an old lady's cat, stuffed it with m80s, and exploded it all over the lady's front porch.

For what ever reason, we have a very powerful neighborhood watch program on our street over here.  It is so powerful in fact that it spends most of its time patrolling other neighborhoods - generally even in other towns.  "Those of us who want us to do nothing are basically saying" that our neighborhood watch program has absolutely no moral reason to be patrolling other neighborhoods, especially those two towns over.  We could support and strengthen the county sheriff - who would have jurisdiction over there - but instead we actively undermine them, making them unable to do much more than send a letter.  The best (and only) thing we actually do for the sheriff is give them a safe place to make their offices; otherwise, even the population of our neighborhood mocks the sheriff's office.  The other option is to offer aide to the town constable over where the problem exists.

But yes - we're saying that we shouldn't just load up our pickup trucks, drive over there, and vigilante-style lynch all those involved.  We've gotten quite the reputation for doing that on a regular basis, and every time we've done it the situation only got worse.  Let's try having this one go the ethically correct way for a change, and see how that works out.
2013-08-27 10:51:53 AM
1 votes:
Aarontology: We should enact conscription and a war tax and see how many people are still keen on military intervention.
2013-08-27 10:50:59 AM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Why don't we limit the right to vote to veterans? I bet the VA would be cleaned up in no time.


would you like to know more?


As long as I get one of those guns that shoots tactical nukes.

For deer hunting. They've gotten big
2013-08-27 10:49:47 AM
1 votes:

Aarontology: We should enact conscription and a war tax and see how many people are still keen on military intervention.


Why don't we limit the right to vote to veterans? I bet the VA would be cleaned up in no time.


would you like to know more?
2013-08-27 10:49:04 AM
1 votes:
Does this mean Henry Kissinger will be returning his Nobel Peace Prize? I dinna think so.
2013-08-27 10:42:58 AM
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: SlothB77: If Syria is allowed to get away with this unpunished, get ready to see Iran and North Korea run <B>amuck</B>.

You mean the civil war in Syria will be so appealing to them that they'll decide they need civil wars of their own?

Because that's what it sounds like you're saying.


Trolls have tells, dude.
2013-08-27 10:42:05 AM
1 votes:

The Muthaship: Did he say it "Jenjis Khan".



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It's no worse a mispronunciation of Genghis Khan, than, well, "Genghis Khan."  The actual name is "Чингис хаан."  A better romanization, and the one used in Mongolia now, is "Chinggis khaan."  And the "kh" in "khaan/khan" is more like a harsh "h" sound, like in "Chanukah" or "loch."

Genghis Khan 's a hero in there (well, Outer Mongolia, at least) of almost mythological proportions.  Statues and depictions of him are everywhere, and his name is plastered on pretty much everything, from vodka to airports.  I really mean pretty much everything.  When I lived there my bank was Chinggis Khaan Bank.

I'm not really sure what the deal is in Inner Mongolia.  It's under China's control, so it could be completely different.
2013-08-27 10:39:09 AM
1 votes:
I'm not happy with the idea of another war, but in this case I'm okay with it.  Verifiable use of serious chemical weapons is just kind of one of those lines that once crossed a strongly worded letter doesn't cover.  There's a bunch of shiatholes that treat their people just as badly, and that's horrible too, but some genies you have to smack a biatch for letting out of the bottle.
2013-08-27 10:35:14 AM
1 votes:

sign_of_Zeta: You know, I know that we got involved in two shiatty wars we never should have and that caused a backlash, but the fact is if we in America truly want to be a better country, we have to help protect innocent people around the world. Work with other major powers and stop atrocities. People's right to live, the most basic of rights, is being flagrantly violated, yet so many of us want to do nothing. It makes me sad to be in a country where so many people would choose to ignore that rather than help.


Saddam gassed his own people, and killed 100's of thousands of his citizens. So you were okay with the Iraq war then?
2013-08-27 10:35:05 AM
1 votes:

SlothB77: If Syria is allowed to get away with this unpunished, get ready to see Iran and North Korea run amuck.


You mean the civil war in Syria will be so appealing to them that they'll decide they need civil wars of their own?

Because that's what it sounds like you're saying.
2013-08-27 10:31:38 AM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: neversubmit: World War III here we come...

...or is that here we go?

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you know, I never understood the President Obama in Joker face before.... Maybe they knew something we didnt.


No, no they did not.
2013-08-27 10:29:46 AM
1 votes:
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Wanted for questioning
2013-08-27 10:29:38 AM
1 votes:
You know, I know that we got involved in two shiatty wars we never should have and that caused a backlash, but the fact is if we in America truly want to be a better country, we have to help protect innocent people around the world. Work with other major powers and stop atrocities. People's right to live, the most basic of rights, is being flagrantly violated, yet so many of us want to do nothing. It makes me sad to be in a country where so many people would choose to ignore that rather than help.
2013-08-27 10:25:22 AM
1 votes:

neversubmit: World War III here we come...

...or is that here we go?


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you know, I never understood the President Obama in Joker face before.... Maybe they knew something we didnt.
2013-08-27 10:21:23 AM
1 votes:
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2013-08-27 10:19:40 AM
1 votes:
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2013-08-27 10:11:50 AM
1 votes:
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2013-08-27 10:04:13 AM
1 votes:
Shut up Kerry. I don't care. You assholes who voted for Iraq before you were against it have no credibility in this department. I don't care of Assad kills every last rebel with awful biological weapons. I don't want our country involved in this one. No more. Enough.
 
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