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(Sportige)   The Bills quarterback situation is so bad, they might have to start the the first undrafted rookie quarterback in the common draft (since 1967) era in week 1 against the Patriots   (sportige.com) divider line 111
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2013-08-27 08:43:40 AM
Tebow TIME!

1) gets cut from Pats.
2) Bills bring him in.
3)
4) Profit
 
2013-08-27 08:46:21 AM
I hope this becomes a thing, the daily Bills thread.

Also: Always relevant.
 
2013-08-27 08:47:21 AM
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2013-08-27 08:48:44 AM

meh.: Tebow TIME!

1) gets cut from Pats.
2) Bills bring him in.
3)
4) Profit


I think I'd rather have Drew Bledsoe come out of retirement.

funk_soul_bubby: I hope this becomes a thing, the daily Bills thread.


Yes. I like lemon juice in my paper cuts, too.
 
2013-08-27 08:53:07 AM
Still better than the Jets
 
2013-08-27 08:55:57 AM
I hear there's a veteran QB out there who has taken a team to the Super Bowl and works best when managing a team with a running game.

Come on, Buffalo, this must be done. Sign Jake.
 
2013-08-27 09:00:33 AM
Worst division in the NFL. Winner is below .500
 
2013-08-27 09:04:39 AM
Doug Flutie is rested and ready.
 
2013-08-27 09:05:25 AM

UNC_Samurai: I hear there's a veteran QB out there who has taken a team to the Super Bowl and works best when managing a team with a running game.

Come on, Buffalo, this must be done. Sign Jake.


As bad as this sounds, I might be ok with it.
 
2013-08-27 09:06:38 AM

UNC_Samurai: I hear there's a veteran QB out there who has taken a team to the Super Bowl and works best when managing a team with a running game.


Sexy Rexy. He's still got the arm.
 
2013-08-27 09:06:52 AM

Lost Thought 00: Worst division in the NFL. Winner is below .500


Mostly agree but lol if you think the Patriots aren't going to be dominant yet again this year...

Speaking of the Patriots, my friend made an excellent point when I asked him why he drafted the Patriots' defense in fantasy this year -- 6 games out of the year they play either a) Geno Smith b) Ryan Tannehill or c) whoever the Bills can muster up... 2/3 of which during playoff time. In my next draft Sunday, I'm taking the Pats D.
 
2013-08-27 09:10:53 AM
SO apparantly Miami put some kind of Voodoo/Santeria curse on the rest of the division.  And you people let CJ Spiller go to Florida? Well..

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2013-08-27 09:13:05 AM
At the Bills have CJ Spiller to hand the ball to in Week 1.

Oh, wait ... his what?  Did what?  In Florida?
 
2013-08-27 09:22:00 AM
The disappointment has happened much earlier in the season then it usually does
 
2013-08-27 09:23:59 AM

aintnuttintofarkwith: Speaking of the Patriots, my friend made an excellent point when I asked him why he drafted the Patriots' defense in fantasy this year -- 6 games out of the year they play either a) Geno Smith b) Ryan Tannehill or c) whoever the Bills can muster up... 2/3 of which during playoff time. In my next draft Sunday, I'm taking the Pats D.


Pats schedule:

@Bills
Jets
Bucs

@Falcons
@Bengals
Saints
@Jets
Dolphins

Steelers
@Panthers
Broncos
@Texans
Browns
@Dolphins

@Ravens
Bills

That is my safe guess of games that the Pats should win. How many points they will allow in doing so is a whole separate issue.
 
2013-08-27 09:26:54 AM

meh.: Tebow TIME!

1) gets cut from Pats.
2) Bills bring him in.
3)
4) Profit


Yes, please.

/lives in Pats territory
//loathes Tebow and Tebowmania
 
2013-08-27 09:30:32 AM
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Hey guys, what's going in in this thread?
 
2013-08-27 09:30:46 AM

fatalvenom: aintnuttintofarkwith: Speaking of the Patriots, my friend made an excellent point when I asked him why he drafted the Patriots' defense in fantasy this year -- 6 games out of the year they play either a) Geno Smith b) Ryan Tannehill or c) whoever the Bills can muster up... 2/3 of which during playoff time. In my next draft Sunday, I'm taking the Pats D.

Pats schedule:

@Bills
Jets
Bucs
@Falcons
@Bengals
Saints
@Jets
Dolphins
Steelers
@Panthers
Broncos
@Texans
Browns
@Dolphins
@Ravens
Bills

That is my safe guess of games that the Pats should win. How many points they will allow in doing so is a whole separate issue.


easiest set of division rivals in the NFL.
 
2013-08-27 09:44:41 AM

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Hey guys, what's going in in this thread?


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2013-08-27 09:46:56 AM
I just moved back to Buffalo last week.  The first phone call I got was from the Bills asking about my availability.  Unfortunately I injured myself while unloading the moving trailer otherwise Pooper 13 jerseys would be flying off  the shelves about now.
 
2013-08-27 09:47:26 AM
Hell, I'll be happy with Adam Sandler at QB .
 
2013-08-27 09:47:39 AM
I'm a Bills fan, so I'm really getting a... [sigh]
 
2013-08-27 09:50:56 AM

SlothB77: At the Bills have CJ Spiller to hand the ball to in Week 1.

Oh, wait ... his what?  Did what?  In Florida?


Relax, he's not playing for a Florida team, he's down there visiting family. His step-grandfather went on a rampage. He killed 2 people, shot 2 others, then killed himself
 
2013-08-27 09:52:30 AM
Trying to save money, or tanking the season? There are guys like Byron Leftwich available who would certainly be a better option if they actually wanted to play football.
 
2013-08-27 09:52:57 AM

fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead: [350x254 from http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/112. png&w=350&h=254 image 350x254]

Hey guys, what's going in in this thread?


"Whyyyyyyy?! Whyyyyyyy?! Whyyyyyyy?!"
 
2013-08-27 09:54:40 AM

aintnuttintofarkwith: Lost Thought 00: Worst division in the NFL. Winner is below .500

Mostly agree but lol if you think the Patriots aren't going to be dominant yet again this year...

Speaking of the Patriots, my friend made an excellent point when I asked him why he drafted the Patriots' defense in fantasy this year -- 6 games out of the year they play either a) Geno Smith b) Ryan Tannehill or c) whoever the Bills can muster up... 2/3 of which during playoff time. In my next draft Sunday, I'm taking the Pats D.


Unfortunately they'll be winning those games by 21 or so and the defense will slack off and give up points. For some reason, defenses tend to get lazy when they get a 3 or 4 TD lead like the Pats will have against the Jets and Bills.

/the Dolphins will be solidly mediocre this year
 
2013-08-27 09:54:44 AM

StRalphTheLiar: Trying to save money, or tanking the season? There are guys like Byron Leftwich available who would certainly be a better option if they actually wanted to play football.


This is Buffalo. So the answer is ... yes.
 
2013-08-27 09:57:27 AM
I'd normally feel bad for the Bills in a situation like this. But last year, they had Vince Young and released him. Now he's backing up Aaron Rodgers in GB and has looked damned good this preseason.

So Buffalo ... ya done goofed.  Sucks to be you.
 
2013-08-27 09:59:42 AM

IntertubeUser: I'd normally feel bad for the Bills in a situation like this. But last year, they had Vince Young and released him. Now he's backing up Aaron Rodgers in GB and has looked damned good this preseason.

So Buffalo ... ya done goofed.  Sucks to be you.


I'm really not sure why we got rid of Ryan Fitzpatrick. He's been better than (see list), a fairly tolerable QB that had me hoping for a little stability at the position. Is he Jim Kelly? Hell no. But he wasn't JaMarcus Doofball. Or JP Losman. Or ... I'd better stop now.
 
2013-08-27 10:06:01 AM

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I feel good about having the epic beard playing for my Titans. We need all the help we can get
 
2013-08-27 10:10:17 AM

IntertubeUser: I'd normally feel bad for the Bills in a situation like this. But last year, they had Vince Young and released him. Now he's backing up Aaron Rodgers in GB and has looked damned good this preseason.

So Buffalo ... ya done goofed.  Sucks to be you.


Vince Young didn't look that good, and he was playing against back ups. Still better than Tuel, but lets not go pretending that Young will see a snap in a game that GB is trying to win.
 
2013-08-27 10:11:03 AM

StRalphTheLiar: Trying to save money, or tanking the season? There are guys like Byron Leftwich available who would certainly be a better option if they actually wanted to play football.


Charlie Batch is available.  He did beat the Super Bowl champions last year.
 
2013-08-27 10:13:51 AM

Pontious Pilates: I'm a Bills fan, so I'm really getting a... [sigh]


I think his comment sailed wide right.
 
2013-08-27 10:15:04 AM
Swing a trade with the Cowboys... unleash the neckbeard
 
2013-08-27 10:19:07 AM
You mean they might lose in week 1 now?
 
2013-08-27 10:19:12 AM

UNC_Samurai: Come on, Buffalo, this must be done. Sign Jake.


Is it possible for Jake to win The Jake, or would that be considered an unfair advantage? Or dividing by zero?
 
2013-08-27 10:23:08 AM

SenorBenedict: IntertubeUser: I'd normally feel bad for the Bills in a situation like this. But last year, they had Vince Young and released him. Now he's backing up Aaron Rodgers in GB and has looked damned good this preseason.

So Buffalo ... ya done goofed.  Sucks to be you.

Vince Young didn't look that good, and he was playing against back ups. Still better than Tuel, but lets not go pretending that Young will see a snap in a game that GB is trying to win.


Against the Seahawk scrubs, he was  6 of 7, ran for 39, passed for 41, and had a QB rating of 130+. Those are very good numbers.

And of course he was playing against backups. It is preseason after all.  And if something happens to Rodgers, Young will be on the field and, presumably, the Packers will still be trying to win the game.

It also wouldn't surprise me if McCarthy uses Young in certain, very specific situations, such as an attempt to convert a 4th &1.
 
2013-08-27 10:24:33 AM

UNC_Samurai: Pontious Pilates: I'm a Bills fan, so I'm really getting a... [sigh]

I think his comment sailed wide right.


Dude that was...that was just cold, man, even for Fark.

/I lol'd
 
2013-08-27 10:32:03 AM

p the boiler: Swing a trade with the Cowboys... unleash the neckbeard


My thought as well. That is an expensive back up to have.
 
2013-08-27 10:34:06 AM
So will it be Tebow or JaWalrus?
 
2013-08-27 10:35:08 AM

muck4doo: p the boiler: Swing a trade with the Cowboys... unleash the neckbeard

My thought as well. That is an expensive back up to have.


From your lips to Landry's ear!
 
2013-08-27 10:35:10 AM

IntertubeUser: SenorBenedict: IntertubeUser: I'd normally feel bad for the Bills in a situation like this. But last year, they had Vince Young and released him. Now he's backing up Aaron Rodgers in GB and has looked damned good this preseason.

So Buffalo ... ya done goofed.  Sucks to be you.

Vince Young didn't look that good, and he was playing against back ups. Still better than Tuel, but lets not go pretending that Young will see a snap in a game that GB is trying to win.

Against the Seahawk scrubs, he was  6 of 7, ran for 39, passed for 41, and had a QB rating of 130+. Those are very good numbers.

And of course he was playing against backups. It is preseason after all.  And if something happens to Rodgers, Young will be on the field and, presumably, the Packers will still be trying to win the game.

It also wouldn't surprise me if McCarthy uses Young in certain, very specific situations, such as an attempt to convert a 4th &1.


Yeah lets see against the greenbay scrubs brady quinn was 5/8 for 89 yards and a td for a passer rating of 140.1. I'm sure the hawks are totally going to play him on short down yardage as well and if Russel Wilson goes down Quinn can totally take over!

Look I get delusional because I'm a bills fan, but believing Vince Young will suddenly be anything but a clipboard holder is madness.
 
2013-08-27 10:36:09 AM
Is Leinart better than Tuel?  Does it even matter?
 
2013-08-27 10:36:49 AM

digistil: So will it be Tebow or JaWalrus?


Jim Kelly, HERE COMES THE KGUN!
 
2013-08-27 10:39:10 AM

SlothB77: Is Leinart better than Tuel?  Does it even matter?


Leinart would have to play a few snaps for that to even be a factor. They are set to play Tuel because he's the only active qb on their roster who has actually played in their offense. If Leinart or Thad Lewis look amazing or Manuel looks to be able to play, Tuel will go back to being what he was before this. Another WSU failure.
 
2013-08-27 10:50:37 AM
What about Brad Smith?  And some wildcat action?
 
2013-08-27 10:58:36 AM

Dinobot: Jets


The difference between the Jets & the bills is at least the Jets will spend money.  Unfortunately for Jets fans, the Jets spend their money as wisely as a 6 year old who just found a hundred dollar bill laying on the ground
 
2013-08-27 11:01:56 AM
Heard on the radio today Tuel (who went something like 4-22 at WSU) was worked out by the Patriots.....who passed him over for Tebow.  and of course Tebow is a coin flip to make the team.  not that Belichick is quaking in his boots over Tuel, but is that ironic or what?
 
2013-08-27 11:20:13 AM
So...it's Tuel Time?
 
2013-08-27 11:24:56 AM

UNC_Samurai: I hear there's a veteran QB out there who has taken a team to the Super Bowl and works best when managing a team with a running game.

Come on, Buffalo, this must be done. Sign Jake.


You know there is also another Jake... Bring "the Snake" out of retirement!
 
2013-08-27 11:25:59 AM

VvonderJesus: So...it's Tuel Time?


The Bills will be suiting up the ninth caller when you hear the phrase-that-pays near the top of the hour.
 
2013-08-27 11:29:57 AM
Someone in another thread brought it up, and I agree: I'm surprised the Bills haven't made a play for Matt Hasselbeck.  He's showing his age, but if you want a guy who understands the basic offense and thrives in a solid running game, he's your man.  When Hass gets hot, he's damn nigh unstoppable.
 
2013-08-27 11:39:44 AM

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Someone in another thread brought it up, and I agree: I'm surprised the Bills haven't made a play for Matt Hasselbeck.  He's showing his age, but if you want a guy who understands the basic offense and thrives in a solid running game, he's your man.  When Hass gets hot, he's damn nigh unstoppable.


I brought it up (or at least was one of the people to bring it up) but I don't think Hasselbeck will leave the colts. And the colts would be dumb to let him go, he might actually be able to impart some wisdom on Luck. Or at the very least won't be an absolute disaster should Luck get hurt.
 
2013-08-27 11:46:36 AM
Era?  The Jeff Tuel Era is the only Era that matters in Buffalo!
 
2013-08-27 11:49:52 AM

MizzouGuy: What about Brad Smith?  And some wildcat action?


That's kinda what I was thinking. Hell, he's been in Beefalo for a few years and should know the offense.

JC
 
2013-08-27 11:56:14 AM
NFL deadline is 1PM, right?  doesn't that mean TebowCon Two in T-Minus 70 minutes?
 
2013-08-27 11:58:44 AM
Bills and Sabres should just swap gear and let er rip.  How could it be worse?
 
2013-08-27 11:59:36 AM

rickythepenguin: NFL deadline is 1PM, right?  doesn't that mean TebowCon Two in T-Minus 70 minutes?


I thought it was 4 eastern.
 
2013-08-27 12:07:40 PM
As a Bills fan, I did think that things were humming along a little bit too smoothly this preseason.

And theeeeennnnn...

Starting QB hurt
Backup QB hurt
Sign a no-name and a first round bust for "competition"
3 string undrafted QB to start against historically the best team in the division.

1st round CB from last year out 8 weeks exposing a pathetic lack of depth at position
1st string RB injured in game 3

Time to break out the old faithful mantra of the Bills fan "at least theres tailgating"
 
2013-08-27 12:23:53 PM
Spiller didn't get seriously injured in the game, he got spiked and was back taking snaps later. Only issue is how mentally he'll be after his step grandfather went on a shooting spree.
 
2013-08-27 12:28:26 PM

robsul82: rickythepenguin: NFL deadline is 1PM, right?  doesn't that mean TebowCon Two in T-Minus 70 minutes?

I thought it was 4 eastern.


Wait, you're in the west.  Ooooops, lol.
 
2013-08-27 12:36:55 PM

robsul82: rickythepenguin: NFL deadline is 1PM, right?  doesn't that mean TebowCon Two in T-Minus 70 minutes?

I thought it was 4 eastern.


Yep, 4pm today for 75-man roster.  53-man roster deadline is Saturday at 6:00pm.  If Tebow goes (I don't think he will), maybe he won't go until Saturday.
 
2013-08-27 12:41:27 PM
I forgot how good looking matt leinart is.  Brady-esque.

/Straight male.
 
2013-08-27 12:41:30 PM

Angry Buddha: robsul82: rickythepenguin: NFL deadline is 1PM, right?  doesn't that mean TebowCon Two in T-Minus 70 minutes?

I thought it was 4 eastern.

Yep, 4pm today for 75-man roster.  53-man roster deadline is Saturday at 6:00pm.  If Tebow goes (I don't think he will), maybe he won't go until Saturday.


Tebow will be kept around to take game 4 snaps

At most one series of Brady  then Mallet until it's "Sanchez time" which is when you avoid getting a useful QB hurt during sloppy/random scrub football
 
2013-08-27 12:57:36 PM
C'mon Tuel - don't Coug this one!
 
2013-08-27 01:10:28 PM

waffledonkey: C'mon Tuel - don't Coug this one!


Couging it would imply that the Bills had accomplished something to fark up, and for bills fans that would at least be an improvement.
 
2013-08-27 01:10:43 PM
HC Doug Marrone says that Manuel is progressing well. Hopefully I can get off this ledge. I'm going to the game on Thursday for the Matt Leinart Experience.
 
2013-08-27 01:23:31 PM

cameroncrazy1984: HC Doug Marrone says that Manuel is progressing well. Hopefully I can get off this ledge. I'm going to the game on Thursday for the Matt Leinart Experience.


Honestly I'm treating their first game as a fifth preseason game at this point. Something to knock the rust off, not expect anything amazing and hope that Manuel recovers well.
 
2013-08-27 01:34:31 PM
 
2013-08-27 01:37:52 PM

cameroncrazy1984: HC Doug Marrone says that Manuel is progressing well. Hopefully I can get off this ledge. I'm going to the game on Thursday for the Matt Leinart Experience.


I'll save you the price of a ticket... Leinart will throw a couple picks and pout on the sideline while Thad Lewis takes his job lol.
 
2013-08-27 01:43:12 PM

robsul82: Tebow is ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE


Haha oh wow.

BEER_ME_in_CT: cameroncrazy1984: HC Doug Marrone says that Manuel is progressing well. Hopefully I can get off this ledge. I'm going to the game on Thursday for the Matt Leinart Experience.

I'll save you the price of a ticket... Leinart will throw a couple picks and pout on the sideline while Thad Lewis takes his job lol.


Well the tickets are free, so I get to witness this first hand!
 
2013-08-27 01:46:01 PM

SenorBenedict: cameroncrazy1984: HC Doug Marrone says that Manuel is progressing well. Hopefully I can get off this ledge. I'm going to the game on Thursday for the Matt Leinart Experience.

Honestly I'm treating their first game as a fifth preseason game at this point. Something to knock the rust off, not expect anything amazing and hope that Manuel recovers well.


Yeah, this here.  If Manuel's not ready for week 1, hopefully he's back for week 2.  So they start 0-1.  Figure they'd lose the game anyway no matter who's at QB, since it's the Bills.  Versus the Patriots.

Here's an update on Manuel's progress.  He still hasn't been ruled out.

http://www.buffalorumblings.com/2013/8/27/4664350/ej-manuel-injury-u pd ate-bills-qb-doing-footwork-drills-more
 
2013-08-27 01:58:01 PM
Sounds like Marrone has a good head on his shoulders and doesn't want to screw up Manuel for a game no one expects the bills to win. My god its like hes a real nfl coach.
 
2013-08-27 02:18:16 PM

SenorBenedict: Sounds like Marrone has a good head on his shoulders and doesn't want to screw up Manuel for a game no one expects the bills to win. My god its like hes a real nfl coach.


What is that even like?
 
2013-08-27 02:20:42 PM

SenorBenedict: Sounds like Marrone has a good head on his shoulders and doesn't want to screw up Manuel for a game no one expects the bills to win.


*herm edwards dot jpeg*
 
2013-08-27 02:32:17 PM
Fins will have a winning record. Their D is better. Their offense is better and they were 7-9 last season. They lost 2 games due to their *former* kicker missing 30-40yard kicks. Tannehill is a year older and has three good receivers, 1 who is a pro-bowler. They stole Clabo and Grimes from the Falcons to shore up O-Line and secondary.

Also, fark all you mouth-breathing, chowder-head, annoying pats fans. Go cheat somewhere else. Dolphins are gonna sweep you this year.

/runs and hides
 
2013-08-27 02:36:48 PM

Luther924s: Fins will have a winning record. Their D is better. Their offense is better and they were 7-9 last season. They lost 2 games due to their *former* kicker missing 30-40yard kicks. Tannehill is a year older and has three good receivers, 1 who is a pro-bowler. They stole Clabo and Grimes from the Falcons to shore up O-Line and secondary.

Also, fark all you mouth-breathing, chowder-head, annoying pats fans. Go cheat somewhere else. Dolphins are gonna sweep you this year.

/runs and hides


I'm not buying it. Miami has a second year QB and they dumped everyone a young QB needs to take pressure off of him: LG, RB, and TE. I expect the Brandon Marshall thing all over again. Sure you have a legitimate threat at WR, but if the QB is playing scared he'll never get the ball.
 
2013-08-27 02:42:34 PM

StRalphTheLiar: Luther924s: Fins will have a winning record. Their D is better. Their offense is better and they were 7-9 last season. They lost 2 games due to their *former* kicker missing 30-40yard kicks. Tannehill is a year older and has three good receivers, 1 who is a pro-bowler. They stole Clabo and Grimes from the Falcons to shore up O-Line and secondary.

Also, fark all you mouth-breathing, chowder-head, annoying pats fans. Go cheat somewhere else. Dolphins are gonna sweep you this year.

/runs and hides

I'm not buying it. Miami has a second year QB and they dumped everyone a young QB needs to take pressure off of him: LG, RB, and TE. I expect the Brandon Marshall thing all over again. Sure you have a legitimate threat at WR, but if the QB is playing scared he'll never get the ball.


Wow, intelligent commentary.

If Jonathan Martin (second year LT) Plays average, they will be fine. The rest of the line is very good. Jake Long was always injured. Reggie couldn't finish a season either. Fasano was expendable. Keller injury was big, but not a season killer. Getting Wallace AND Brandon Gibson takes a ton of pressure off Tannehill. Remember, last year the dolphins had ZERO receivers, an injured LT and Tannehill still played reasonably well for a rookie. Everyone in the entire league and elsewhere predicted 2-4 wins. If the consensus this year is 500., I'm happy.
 
2013-08-27 02:50:18 PM

IntertubeUser: I'd normally feel bad for the Bills in a situation like this. But last year, they had Vince Young and released him. Now he's backing up Aaron Rodgers in GB and has looked damned good this preseason.

So Buffalo ... ya done goofed.  Sucks to be you.


that's just an illusion, if VY ever had to take over starter duties from Rodgers then Packers are farked

cameroncrazy1984: SenorBenedict: Sounds like Marrone has a good head on his shoulders and doesn't want to screw up Manuel for a game no one expects the bills to win. My god its like hes a real nfl coach.

What is that even like?


i doubt Marrone wants to start the season this way, you don't really get anything out of putting an UDFA rookie QB under center week 1 vs. the patriots... it makes good players look bad and bad players with potential look awful, not to mention the revolving door of QB position reminds me of Arizona, Houston, Jets, Raiders, the Colts that one year they almost went 0-16, etc. signs of bad management
 
2013-08-27 03:24:38 PM

AdamK: signs of bad management


Stating the obvious. Which is why I'd be happy if they went 8 - 8 this year. Any year.
 
2013-08-27 03:55:25 PM

Luther924s: Fins will have a winning record. Their D is better. Their offense is better and they were 7-9 last season. They lost 2 games due to their *former* kicker missing 30-40yard kicks. Tannehill is a year older and has three good receivers, 1 who is a pro-bowler. They stole Clabo and Grimes from the Falcons to shore up O-Line and secondary.

Also, fark all you mouth-breathing, chowder-head, annoying pats fans. Go cheat somewhere else. Dolphins are gonna sweep you this year.

/runs and hides


Even Buffalo gets a win against the Brady era Pats sometimes but I would be very surprised to see Miami sweep the Pats this year.

Miami has a lot of good pieces, providing Tannehill can improve that TD-Int ratio, but I think the Pats will be very good this year.
Gronk and Amendola have worrisome injury histories but I think the offense will still be very good even without them.
I think the defense might finally have accumulated enough young talent to grow into a good unit as well.
It's been a long time since the Patriots had the sort of talent that made Belichick a "defensive genius" but this unit has a lot of good and still improving players and I expect it to be the most talented group the Patriots have had since the 03/04 bunch got old

Injuries are always a wild card of course.
Wilfork and Kelly are relatively old and there isn't much behind them at defensive tackle so that could be a problem.
 
2013-08-27 03:59:04 PM
i have four 'teams' in a suicide league.  I am tempted to have all four teams take the Pats week 1.

lancasteronline.com

that's a pretty big lock.  But then again, the Pats still have three more games remaining against the Bills and Jets.
 
2013-08-27 04:04:20 PM

Nadie_AZ: IntertubeUser: I'd normally feel bad for the Bills in a situation like this. But last year, they had Vince Young and released him. Now he's backing up Aaron Rodgers in GB and has looked damned good this preseason.

So Buffalo ... ya done goofed.  Sucks to be you.

I'm really not sure why we got rid of Ryan Fitzpatrick. He's been better than (see list), a fairly tolerable QB that had me hoping for a little stability at the position. Is he Jim Kelly? Hell no. But he wasn't JaMarcus Doofball. Or JP Losman. Or ... I'd better stop now.


When the GM is recorded on the phone calling him a glorified backup while trying to trade him...not a good working environment.
 
2013-08-27 04:10:21 PM

SlothB77: i have four 'teams' in a suicide league.  I am tempted to have all four teams take the Pats week 1.

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that's a pretty big lock.  But then again, the Pats still have three more games remaining against the Bills and Jets.


I'd say detroit over the vikings is a bigger lock, if only because I don't think AP can defeat the cycle of suck that is the rest of the vikings.
 
2013-08-27 04:13:53 PM
Hey, if Miami can sweep the Jets and Bills, they'd have to go .500 the rest of the way to get to 10 wins. Possible, I don't know how probable, but it could happen.
 
2013-08-27 04:14:02 PM
I figured Tuel was at least good in college.  Wow this is hilarious:

With a 4-22 record at Washington State, Buffalo Bills rookie Jeff Tuel has taken an unlikely path to starting at quarterback in the NFL. Mike Leach, his college coach, said Monday in a radio interview to count him among those who will be interested to see how Tuel performs as a pro.

Bills coach Doug Marrone said Monday that he plans on starting the undrafted Tuel at quarterback in the regular-season opener, when Buffalo hosts the New England Patriots.

"He's never really won any games," Leach said in an interview with SiriusXM NFL Radio. "His entire college career and maybe his high school career as well, he's never really gotten into a rhythm, between injuries and just being moved around a bit, with new coaches."
 
2013-08-27 04:18:59 PM

SlothB77: I figured Tuel was at least good in college.  Wow this is hilarious:

With a 4-22 record at Washington State, Buffalo Bills rookie Jeff Tuel has taken an unlikely path to starting at quarterback in the NFL. Mike Leach, his college coach, said Monday in a radio interview to count him among those who will be interested to see how Tuel performs as a pro.

Bills coach Doug Marrone said Monday that he plans on starting the undrafted Tuel at quarterback in the regular-season opener, when Buffalo hosts the New England Patriots.

"He's never really won any games," Leach said in an interview with SiriusXM NFL Radio. "His entire college career and maybe his high school career as well, he's never really gotten into a rhythm, between injuries and just being moved around a bit, with new coaches."


Tuel was good in college. Everyone else was laughably terrible.

I say that as a UW fan. He was actually the only bright spot on that team.
 
2013-08-27 04:19:55 PM

SenorBenedict: I'd say detroit over the vikings is a bigger lock, if only because I don't think AP can defeat the cycle of suck that is the rest of the vikings.


The Vikings may suck, but the Lions can always be counted on to beat themselves.
 
2013-08-27 04:20:25 PM

SenorBenedict: SlothB77: i have four 'teams' in a suicide league.  I am tempted to have all four teams take the Pats week 1.

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that's a pretty big lock.  But then again, the Pats still have three more games remaining against the Bills and Jets.

I'd say detroit over the vikings is a bigger lock, if only because I don't think AP can defeat the cycle of suck that is the rest of the vikings.


He did last year.
 
2013-08-27 04:22:08 PM

SenorBenedict: SlothB77: Is Leinart better than Tuel?  Does it even matter?

Leinart would have to play a few snaps for that to even be a factor. They are set to play Tuel because he's the only active qb on their roster who has actually played in their offense. If Leinart or Thad Lewis look amazing or Manuel looks to be able to play, Tuel will go back to being what he was before this. Another WSU failure.


31-28
 
2013-08-27 04:33:41 PM

Shame Us: Nadie_AZ: IntertubeUser: I'd normally feel bad for the Bills in a situation like this. But last year, they had Vince Young and released him. Now he's backing up Aaron Rodgers in GB and has looked damned good this preseason.

So Buffalo ... ya done goofed.  Sucks to be you.

I'm really not sure why we got rid of Ryan Fitzpatrick. He's been better than (see list), a fairly tolerable QB that had me hoping for a little stability at the position. Is he Jim Kelly? Hell no. But he wasn't JaMarcus Doofball. Or JP Losman. Or ... I'd better stop now.

When the GM is recorded on the phone calling him a glorified backup while trying to trade him...not a good working environment.


maybe the Flutie curse plays itself out, and Fitzmagic wins a playoff game for the titans? something the Bills haven't had a chance to do since well... the flutie curse started
 
2013-08-27 04:43:27 PM

Gunderson: Dinobot: Jets

The difference between the Jets & the bills is at least the Jets will spend money.  Unfortunately for Jets fans, the Jets spend their money as wisely as a 6 year old who just found a hundred dollar bill laying on the ground


Nah, the Bills spend plenty of money on other team's free agents. It's just never the right combination of players/coaches, and they let a lot of their own talent walk.
 
2013-08-27 05:14:37 PM

stappawho: SenorBenedict: SlothB77: Is Leinart better than Tuel?  Does it even matter?

Leinart would have to play a few snaps for that to even be a factor. They are set to play Tuel because he's the only active qb on their roster who has actually played in their offense. If Leinart or Thad Lewis look amazing or Manuel looks to be able to play, Tuel will go back to being what he was before this. Another WSU failure.

31-28


You can always tell a cougar because they celebrate the smallest victories. The team was a blistering 3-9 last year with 1 farking 1 victory in conference against the huskies who managed to out coug the cougs. One of those losses was to a team that only won one farking game, and it was against the cougars.

Pullman makes Spokane look like Bellevue.
 
2013-08-27 05:14:42 PM

Chelle82: Gunderson: Dinobot: Jets

The difference between the Jets & the bills is at least the Jets will spend money.  Unfortunately for Jets fans, the Jets spend their money as wisely as a 6 year old who just found a hundred dollar bill laying on the ground

Nah, the Bills spend plenty of money on other team's free agents. It's just never the right combination of players/coaches, and they let a lot of their own talent walk.


I like these coaches. They let the guys play and have fun. Marrone let himself get dunked on by a rookie. It was awesome.
 
2013-08-27 05:16:45 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Chelle82: Gunderson: Dinobot: Jets

The difference between the Jets & the bills is at least the Jets will spend money.  Unfortunately for Jets fans, the Jets spend their money as wisely as a 6 year old who just found a hundred dollar bill laying on the ground

Nah, the Bills spend plenty of money on other team's free agents. It's just never the right combination of players/coaches, and they let a lot of their own talent walk.

I like these coaches. They let the guys play and have fun. Marrone let himself get dunked on by a rookie. It was awesome.


Yeah I actually have hope for the bills this year to look moderately competent, then next year they might actually compete.
 
2013-08-27 05:27:50 PM

SenorBenedict: stappawho: SenorBenedict: SlothB77: Is Leinart better than Tuel?  Does it even matter?

Leinart would have to play a few snaps for that to even be a factor. They are set to play Tuel because he's the only active qb on their roster who has actually played in their offense. If Leinart or Thad Lewis look amazing or Manuel looks to be able to play, Tuel will go back to being what he was before this. Another WSU failure.

31-28

You can always tell a cougar because they celebrate the smallest victories. The team was a blistering 3-9 last year with 1 farking 1 victory in conference against the huskies who managed to out coug the cougs. One of those losses was to a team that only won one farking game, and it was against the cougars.

Pullman makes Spokane look like Bellevue.


Still angry I see.
 
2013-08-27 05:47:17 PM
I'm not even a washington huskie fan. I used to be a cougar fan until they started to suck professionally, but the amount of ego the cougars take out of winning one pointless game against the huskies makes all those other ones you lose taste all the sweeter.
 
2013-08-27 06:36:51 PM
Alright, I can officially stop sweating the Pats -7!
 
2013-08-27 06:50:34 PM

Ken VeryBigLiar: Alright, I can officially stop sweating the Pats -7!


I don't bet on football but if I did I would happily give up that 7 points.
 
2013-08-27 06:57:45 PM

robsul82: Hey, if Miami can sweep the Jets and Bills, they'd have to go .500 the rest of the way to get to 10 wins. Possible, I don't know how probable, but it could happen.


pad1.whstatic.com
 
2013-08-27 07:21:39 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Chelle82: Gunderson: Dinobot: Jets

The difference between the Jets & the bills is at least the Jets will spend money.  Unfortunately for Jets fans, the Jets spend their money as wisely as a 6 year old who just found a hundred dollar bill laying on the ground

Nah, the Bills spend plenty of money on other team's free agents. It's just never the right combination of players/coaches, and they let a lot of their own talent walk.

I like these coaches. They let the guys play and have fun. Marrone let himself get dunked on by a rookie. It was awesome.


Agreed. I sometimes work with the team, and the players loved the new staff and attitude in the building from day one.
 
2013-08-27 07:59:16 PM

fatalvenom: robsul82: Hey, if Miami can sweep the Jets and Bills, they'd have to go .500 the rest of the way to get to 10 wins. Possible, I don't know how probable, but it could happen.

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It could!  lol
 
2013-08-27 08:21:03 PM

Chelle82: cameroncrazy1984: Chelle82: Gunderson: Dinobot: Jets

The difference between the Jets & the bills is at least the Jets will spend money.  Unfortunately for Jets fans, the Jets spend their money as wisely as a 6 year old who just found a hundred dollar bill laying on the ground

Nah, the Bills spend plenty of money on other team's free agents. It's just never the right combination of players/coaches, and they let a lot of their own talent walk.

I like these coaches. They let the guys play and have fun. Marrone let himself get dunked on by a rookie. It was awesome.

Agreed. I sometimes work with the team, and the players loved the new staff and attitude in the building from day one.


Hey, that's awesome. I sometimes wish I had gone into film/tv instead of audio like I did, because my friends that do have had some awesome experiences.
 
2013-08-27 09:56:23 PM

StRalphTheLiar: Luther924s: Fins will have a winning record. Their D is better. Their offense is better and they were 7-9 last season. They lost 2 games due to their *former* kicker missing 30-40yard kicks. Tannehill is a year older and has three good receivers, 1 who is a pro-bowler. They stole Clabo and Grimes from the Falcons to shore up O-Line and secondary.

Also, fark all you mouth-breathing, chowder-head, annoying pats fans. Go cheat somewhere else. Dolphins are gonna sweep you this year.

/runs and hides

I'm not buying it. Miami has a second year QB and they dumped everyone a young QB needs to take pressure off of him: LG, RB, and TE. I expect the Brandon Marshall thing all over again. Sure you have a legitimate threat at WR, but if the QB is playing scared he'll never get the ball.


We had a TE before the farker got hurt.  Ah, I hate preseason.  Though less than a Jets fan does, I guess.
 
2013-08-27 10:00:05 PM

SlothB77: easiest set of division rivals in the NFL.


The Denver Broncos would like a word...
 
2013-08-27 10:05:11 PM

keypusher: StRalphTheLiar: Luther924s: Fins will have a winning record. Their D is better. Their offense is better and they were 7-9 last season. They lost 2 games due to their *former* kicker missing 30-40yard kicks. Tannehill is a year older and has three good receivers, 1 who is a pro-bowler. They stole Clabo and Grimes from the Falcons to shore up O-Line and secondary.

Also, fark all you mouth-breathing, chowder-head, annoying pats fans. Go cheat somewhere else. Dolphins are gonna sweep you this year.

/runs and hides

I'm not buying it. Miami has a second year QB and they dumped everyone a young QB needs to take pressure off of him: LG, RB, and TE. I expect the Brandon Marshall thing all over again. Sure you have a legitimate threat at WR, but if the QB is playing scared he'll never get the ball.

We had a TE before the farker got hurt.  Ah, I hate preseason.  Though less than a Jets fan does, I guess.


Keller is a guy the Pats always had trouble with, he would have added a lot to the Miami offense.
 
2013-08-28 12:55:13 AM
I doubt Leinart will even be on the roster for week 1. He's here to hand the ball off a few times this week, then they'll bring someone else in before the opener.
 
2013-08-28 10:00:58 AM

SlothB77: I figured Tuel was at least good in college.  Wow this is hilarious:

With a 4-22 record at Washington State, Buffalo Bills rookie Jeff Tuel has taken an unlikely path to starting at quarterback in the NFL. Mike Leach, his college coach, said Monday in a radio interview to count him among those who will be interested to see how Tuel performs as a pro.

Bills coach Doug Marrone said Monday that he plans on starting the undrafted Tuel at quarterback in the regular-season opener, when Buffalo hosts the New England Patriots.

"He's never really won any games," Leach said in an interview with SiriusXM NFL Radio. "His entire college career and maybe his high school career as well, he's never really gotten into a rhythm, between injuries and just being moved around a bit, with new coaches."


Mike Leach is such a Tuel.
 
2013-08-28 12:52:29 PM
Hmmm.  An undrafted rookie QB?  Looks like the Pats are going to get beaten badly.
 
2013-08-28 01:27:54 PM

wooden_badger: Hmmm.  An undrafted rookie QB?  Looks like the Pats are going to get beaten badly.


conservatives4palin.com
 
2013-08-28 03:08:39 PM
I really hope EJ will really be the starter for game 1 and Marrone is trying to out-Belichick Belichick.
 
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