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(Time)   Body of Australian man found after "Hold my beer and watch this, mate" stunt goes awry   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 17
    More: Dumbass, Australians, saltwater crocodiles, crushed to death, body snatching, Australian Outback  
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2013-08-27 07:59:16 AM
All in one piece?
 
2013-08-27 08:09:57 AM
Cole, an IT worker from Darwin

I love the symmetry.
 
2013-08-27 09:04:33 AM

AirForceVet: All in one piece?


My friend Peter's mom was eaten by a saltwater crocodile. They had to kill it to find her body. It was in two pieces.
 
2013-08-27 09:09:13 AM
crocodiles have birthdays too. its nice they brought him something.
 
2013-08-27 09:11:08 AM
Why isn't the liberal media reporting this as a hate crime?
 
2013-08-27 09:11:27 AM

Hollie Maea: AirForceVet: All in one piece?

My friend Peter's mom was eaten by a saltwater crocodile. They had to kill it to find her body. It was in two pieces.


There's a "your Mom" joke in there, somewhere...

/down by the bile ducts
 
2013-08-27 09:11:55 AM
So four crocs lose their lives because some idiot feeds himself to one.
 
2013-08-27 09:13:01 AM

AirForceVet: All in one piece?


Crocs stash their larger kills until they rot a bit so it's easier for them to tear off chunks of meat.
 
2013-08-27 09:14:18 AM
Australia considered using crocs to invade the Südetenland but they couldn't goosestep very well.
 
2013-08-27 09:16:39 AM
 
2013-08-27 09:17:25 AM

BitwiseShift: Australia considered using crocs to invade the Südetenland but they couldn't goosestep very well.


Salt water crocs make wonderful boots.

/and handbags
 
2013-08-27 09:17:37 AM
Tastes like chicken
 
2013-08-27 09:18:22 AM

Diogenes: Why isn't the liberal media reporting this as a hate crime?


*sigh*
 
2013-08-27 09:19:45 AM
There were two crocs on the river Mary
Says one: No one swims here. We're much too scary
Says two: Well hHere comes lunch; that's kind of queer.
He looks a little tough but he's marinaded in beer!
Says the first: Grab 'im quick. But do be wary.
 
2013-08-27 09:24:42 AM

megarian: Diogenes: Why isn't the liberal media reporting this as a hate crime?

*sigh*


Because in Australia, you aren't allowed to make a case out of a dead crocodile.  Not even a nice valise or overnight bag.


/maybe they are
 
2013-08-27 09:33:02 AM
Friends remember him as a good chum.
 
2013-08-27 09:51:13 AM
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