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(WFTV Orlando)   Naked man out walking his dog claims he's in God's house, then threatens cops. Tasers work a lot better when they don't have to go through clothes   (wftv.com) divider line 11
    More: Florida, Taser, god, dogs  
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2013-08-27 08:19:22 AM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2013-08-27 08:30:42 AM  
Tasers: allowing cops to get fatter and fatter every day.
 
2013-08-27 08:35:21 AM  
"Walking his dog" sounds like it could make for a really good euphemism.
 
2013-08-27 09:22:33 AM  

xanadian: "Walking his dog" sounds like it could make for a really good euphemism.


At least he wasn't exercising his tiger.
 
2013-08-27 09:36:34 AM  
m0vie.files.wordpress.com

They don't wear clothes in the anti-matter universe.
 
2013-08-27 09:58:55 AM  

DubtodaIll: Tasers: allowing cops to get fatter and fatter every day.


Yep.  You'd think the lazy bastards could at least arrest a naked (presumably unarmed) man without using the taser on him.

/surprised they didn't pepper spray him as well
 
2013-08-27 10:13:48 AM  
Maitland police shocked a man with a Taser and then arrested him while he was walking his dog naked

I bet the dog was naked too, and I bet they didn't taser the dog.

This is speciesism at its worst.
 
2013-08-27 10:24:53 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Maitland police shocked a man with a Taser and then arrested him while he was walking his dog naked

I bet the dog was naked too, and I bet they didn't taser the dog.

This is speciesism at its worst.


The police just shot dogs.
 
2013-08-27 10:38:36 AM  

StrikitRich: [400x250 from http://m0vie.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/tos-thealternativefactor4.jpg image 400x250]

They don't wear clothes in the anti-matter universe.


azarius.net
 
2013-08-27 11:05:18 AM  
FTFA:  Campbell was arrested on charges of battery, resisting arrest and exposing his body.

Nudity is not against the law in Florida, although the police there will routinely arrest people for indecent exposure only to have it overturned by courts for those who can afford layers.

So a false arrest led to additional charges.

Imagine that.
 
2013-08-27 01:12:35 PM  
Everything is relative, but I suspect he got off easier than he could have since the article says he threatened a cop.

I thought there was a mandatory minimum sentence of one thorough ass-kicking for that charge.
 
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