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2013-08-27 08:01:57 AM  
Anything except actual grounds for impeachment.
 
2013-08-27 08:05:23 AM  

nekom: Anything except actual grounds for impeachment.


if you buy their shiat, they'll tell you what laws he's broken
 
2013-08-27 08:06:01 AM  

nekom: Anything except actual grounds for impeachment.


Well, he is blah.
 
2013-08-27 08:06:12 AM  
James and the Giant Impeachment?
 
2013-08-27 08:06:34 AM  
oh so someone's making money off it, got it.

got stuck in a traffic jam last friday because there were a bunch of "IMPEACH!" protesters on a bridge over the highway.
 
2013-08-27 08:09:51 AM  
So they couldn't beat him with Blandy McSmirkson, so now they have to try to impeach him for no reason.
 
2013-08-27 08:19:38 AM  

ManateeGag: So they couldn't beat him with Blandy McSmirkson, so now they have to try to impeach him for no reason.


No. They have to keep the dream alive, and keep the rubes engaged. This ISN'T about any crimes, it's not about the job being done, it's about keeping narrative alive, and money flowing. Nothing more. That tax dollars are wasted in the interim by those who claim to be all about "fiscal responsibility" means nothing. It is about narrative, and sticking to that, because otherwise folks have to make some hard decisions, and it's a damn sight easier to just let the money flow in, and stay frothy...
 
2013-08-27 08:20:25 AM  
A fool and his money are soon parted.
 
2013-08-27 08:26:53 AM  

nekom: Anything except actual grounds for impeachment.


And we're done here.
 
2013-08-27 08:30:10 AM  

SilentStrider: nekom: Anything except actual grounds for impeachment.

And we're done here.

 
2013-08-27 08:38:46 AM  

nekom: Anything except actual grounds for impeachment.


That there are no actual grounds for impeachment just proves that there actually are grounds for impeachment and the state controlled libby lib LAMESTREAM MSM MEDIA is covering up the truth. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!

/tinfoil hat
 
2013-08-27 08:44:44 AM  
If these people just keep up the heat, there's no way Obama will win a third term.
 
2013-08-27 08:52:24 AM  
Impeachment soup- you make up the charges!

whatdidyoueat.typepad.com
 
2013-08-27 08:53:32 AM  
Impeachment the Flame Thrower!

/The kids really love that one.
 
2013-08-27 08:58:04 AM  

UberDave: Impeachment the Flame Thrower!

/The kids really love that one.


I see your impeachment is as big as mine. ;)
 
2013-08-27 09:03:40 AM  

Sybarite: If these people just keep up the heat, there's no way Obama will win a third term.


When he doesn't get impeached, they'll declare victory by taking credit for him at least not violating the Constitution and stealing a third term.
 
2013-08-27 09:04:32 AM  
I hope the actual members of Congress keep beating the impeachment drum.  There's no way it will come back and bite them in their asses like shutting down the government to stop the ACA has.

Oh, wait...I hear it's BoehnerCare now.
 
2013-08-27 09:08:09 AM  

nekom: Anything except actual grounds for impeachment.


This gives me a idea: Impeachment Coffee.

I'll repackage some Maxwell House and call it "Grounds for Impeachment" and add $5 to the price. When is the next CPAC?!
 
2013-08-27 09:09:21 AM  

JerseyTim: nekom: Anything except actual grounds for impeachment.

This gives me a idea: Impeachment Coffee.

I'll repackage some Maxwell House and call it "Grounds for Impeachment" and add $5 to the price. When is the next CPAC?!


The best part of waking up?  Impeachment in your cup.
 
2013-08-27 09:15:47 AM  

doublesecretprobation: oh so someone's making money off it, got it.

got stuck in a traffic jam last friday because there were a bunch of "IMPEACH!" protesters on a bridge over the highway.


I'm going to slowdown, honk, and shout 'IMPEACHMENT IS NOT A POLITICAL TOOL'
 
2013-08-27 09:19:57 AM  
At this point, I'm trying to console myself with the thought that there can't be much further that they can go with this derp, but the right wing has a way of exceeding even my lowest expectations of them.
 
2013-08-27 09:21:46 AM  
Buy four impeachment pieces of merchandise and get the fifth one FREE!

I can't wait for the clearance sale near the end of Obama's term.
 
2013-08-27 09:22:57 AM  

somedude210: nekom: Anything except actual grounds for impeachment.

if you buy their shiat, they'll tell you what laws he's broken


Littering.
 
2013-08-27 09:24:23 AM  

WE GET IT. HE'S BLACK.

 
2013-08-27 09:27:22 AM  

Diogenes: The best part of waking up?  Impeachment in your cup.


It's good to the last derp.
 
2013-08-27 09:27:59 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: somedude210: nekom: Anything except actual grounds for impeachment.

if you buy their shiat, they'll tell you what laws he's broken

Littering.


He probably doesn't carry his wallet and would be accused for violating some vagrancy law
 
IP
2013-08-27 09:29:00 AM  

SilentStrider: nekom: Anything except actual grounds for impeachment.

And we're done here.

 
2013-08-27 09:34:49 AM  

JerseyTim: Diogenes: The best part of waking up?  Impeachment in your cup.

It's good to the last derp.


Ah!  Touche!
 
2013-08-27 09:36:22 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: somedude210: nekom: Anything except actual grounds for impeachment.

if you buy their shiat, they'll tell you what laws he's broken

Littering.


They have 27 8x10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence.

You can have anything you want, at Impeachment Restaurant
 
2013-08-27 09:37:03 AM  

nekom: Anything except actual grounds for impeachment.


Benghazi -- study it out.
 
2013-08-27 09:37:30 AM  

FlashHarry: WE GET IT. HE'S BLACK.


It's mosly that he's a Democrat. Don't think they wouldn't have pulled this shiat if Hillary or some old white Dem were President. Just not as rabidly. Well, maybe even more rabidly if it were Hillary.
 
2013-08-27 09:37:37 AM  
Moving to the country, gonna do a lot impeachments.
 
2013-08-27 09:40:17 AM  
I remember when we only tried to impeach presidents for specific crimes, like perjury, obstruction, and witness tampering back in the 90s.

As opposed to 'He has to be guilty of SOMETHING to make liberals feel better' Bush and 'Either completely corrupt or completely incompetent but probably not a criminal' Obama.
 
2013-08-27 09:41:00 AM  

Lando Lincoln: Buy four impeachment pieces of merchandise and get the fifth one FREE!

I can't wait for the clearance sale near the end of Obama's term.


They'll just close and reopen a month later.  Same merch, but with Obama's name crossed out and Hillary's written in in crayon.
 
2013-08-27 09:44:02 AM  

BunkoSquad: Eddie Adams from Torrance: somedude210: nekom: Anything except actual grounds for impeachment.

if you buy their shiat, they'll tell you what laws he's broken

Littering.

They have 27 8x10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence.

You can have anything you want, at Impeachment Restaurant


And Newt Gingrich looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at thetwenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrowsand a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog.And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circlesand arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry,'cause Newt came to the realization that it was a typical case of Americanblind justice, and there wasn't nothing he could do about it, and thejudge wasn't going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossypictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of eachone explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us.../As I was, so shall my future hypothetical children have to listen to that every thanksgiving. Because it's fun.
 
2013-08-27 09:44:04 AM  

randomjsa: As opposed to 'He has to be guilty of SOMETHING to make liberals feel better' Bush and 'Either completely corrupt or completely incompetent but probably not a criminal' Obama.


Ok, just so I'm clear on how to post for the rest of the day - You're telling us that today is "Obama is incompetent" day, right?
 
2013-08-27 09:44:06 AM  
So does Farah have an impeach bumper sticker on his own car? "I don't have any bumper stickers on my car, Farah said. But if I did, I think I'd have an impeachment bumper sticker."
 
2013-08-27 09:45:23 AM  

randomjsa: I remember when we only tried to impeach presidents for specific crimes, like perjury, obstruction, and witness tampering back in the 90s.

As opposed to 'He has to be guilty of SOMETHING to make liberals feel better' Bush and 'Either completely corrupt or completely incompetent but probably not a criminal' Obama.


Right?  I'm not american, but impeachment is a criminal charge, no?  Not the sort of the thing that you bring out as a popularity contest.
 
2013-08-27 09:45:51 AM  
President Finally Resigns Over Impeachment Bumper Sticker

President Barack Obama reportedly resigned from his office amid concerns that the American people have sufficiently responded to a bumper sticker.

"At approximately 7 AM today, August 27, I was informed that a website called World Net Daily was selling bumper stickers saying 'Honk for Impeachment'," Mr. Obama said in an emergency press conference this morning. "Since enough people honked, I now have to resign from my office and Sarah Palin automatically becomes President while Joe Biden has to dance for eight consecutive hours while holding a Philly cheesesteak and balancing an ice cream cone on his head and singing a song that rhymes 'Big [expletive] Deal' with at least 10 other phrases."

The First Family stood by the President's side as he made his resignation speech, even in times saying through tears about how all he did was not good enough, despite how hard he tried to please everyone. "I had bin Laden killed to throw some red meat to you people, and even that wasn't enough," he said as sadness mixed with anger in both his tone and his expression. "I guess it was trying to get health coverage for everyone that was the last straw, wasn't it?"

"I have no idea what the [expletive] is going on," said press secretary Jay Carney. "The President didn't tell me about any of this [expletive]. I'm hearing it from you for the first [expletive] time. Oh God... what am I going to do for work now? I'm so [expletive]." He then pulled out a revolver and shot himself in the head.
 
2013-08-27 09:46:58 AM  

SundaesChild: FlashHarry: WE GET IT. HE'S BLACK.

It's mosly that he's a Democrat. Don't think they wouldn't have pulled this shiat if Hillary or some old white Dem were President. Just not as rabidly. Well, maybe even more rabidly if it were Hillary.


This is true, however there is certainly a lot of overlap in the sets of people who hate him because he's a demoncrap and racists.
 
2013-08-27 09:48:02 AM  

Nadie_AZ: Impeachment soup- you make up the charges!

[800x533 from http://whatdidyoueat.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/22/img_5 171.jpg image 800x533]


There's a message in my Alpha-bits - it says "OOOO"!
 
2013-08-27 09:49:54 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Moving to the country, gonna do a lot impeachments.


Impeachments come from a stand, that was took by a man, in a lobby group downtown.
 
2013-08-27 09:50:02 AM  

nekom: SundaesChild: FlashHarry: WE GET IT. HE'S BLACK.

It's mosly that he's a Democrat. Don't think they wouldn't have pulled this shiat if Hillary or some old white Dem were President. Just not as rabidly. Well, maybe even more rabidly if it were Hillary.

This is true, however there is certainly a lot of overlap in the sets of people who hate him because he's a demoncrap and racists.


When Hillary becomes President we'll see just how quickly racists can become misogynists. It'll be a sight to behold.
 
2013-08-27 09:51:24 AM  
Silly Republicans keep forgetting that under Sharia law Obama is immune from impeachment unless the current Ayatollah stands in front of him and says "I impeach you" three times.
 
2013-08-27 09:52:22 AM  

cubic_spleen: Silly Republicans keep forgetting that under Sharia law Obama is immune from impeachment unless the current Ayatollah stands in front of him and says "I impeach you" three times.


And then throws doggie poopy on his shoes...
 
2013-08-27 09:52:53 AM  

nekom: Anything except actual grounds for impeachment.


I love how Farah admits impeachment is a long shot and highly unlikely, but he chalks that up to spineless Republican leadership in the house and a Democratic Senate rather than a glaring lack of impeachable offenses.

/But the wholetime shtick sells swag, so it's not like there's no upside.
 
2013-08-27 09:53:19 AM  

mamoru: nekom: Anything except actual grounds for impeachment.

That there are no actual grounds for impeachment just proves that there actually are grounds for impeachment and the state controlled libby lib LAMESTREAM MSM MEDIA is covering up the truth. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!

/tinfoil hat


I have, in fact, read serious assertions that a lack of documentation supporting accusations against President Obama is actually proof that President Obama had records that would support the accusations sealed from public view.
 
2013-08-27 09:53:21 AM  
but why is MSNBC so obsessed with impeachment?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!!!!!?!?!!?!?!?!
 
2013-08-27 09:54:07 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Lando Lincoln: Buy four impeachment pieces of merchandise and get the fifth one FREE!

I can't wait for the clearance sale near the end of Obama's term.

They'll just close and reopen a month later.  Same merch, but with Obama's name crossed out and Hillary Billaree's written in in crayon.


I can't wait for this one to come back en vogue.

CSB: My mom used to work on a neuroscience ward at Walter Reed. She had a patient in 1996ish, a soldier from the Deep South who'd suffered some severe head trauma and had been in a coma for several days/weeks. After he woke up, they asked him some questions to determine how well his mind was doing (today's date, last thing he remembered, family members' names, that sort of thing) - and one doc asked him who the president was.

Without missing a beat, he responds: "Billary." Supposedly, a room full of military docs all started snickering.

// she also taught us about using the "tooth-to-tattoo ratio" to estimate intelligence
// a VERY rough estimate, and I suppose placement matters as well (e.g. a neck tattoo is worth 10 bicep/thigh tattoos)
 
2013-08-27 09:55:42 AM  
Another says: "Lights On For Impeachment."

Goddamn daytime running lights.  Thanks, Obama.
 
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