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2013-08-27 08:37:07 AM
i.imgur.com

/subby
 
2013-08-27 08:39:26 AM
Tears in my eyes trying not to LOL at work. Thanks for the pick-up, subby! I needed that.
 
2013-08-27 08:40:18 AM

the8re: Tears in my eyes trying not to LOL at work. Thanks for the pick-up, subby! I needed that.


y.w. ;)
 
2013-08-27 08:54:25 AM
Crows:  the loltrolls of the animal kingdom.  ...although I think that was a magpie, but they're all still from the family Corvus.

CSB:  We have about 3 or 4 common crows around my father's house that like to tease the cats.
 
2013-08-27 08:58:32 AM
I stand corrected.  That's not a magpie.
 
2013-08-27 09:05:04 AM

the8re: Tears in my eyes trying not to LOL at work. Thanks for the pick-up, subby! I needed that.


lol same here. i mean the crow was really farking with them. then(lol) when they start fighting he jumps over and just watched. then they fall off the roof and he goes with them. what a way to troll.
 
2013-08-27 09:08:27 AM
What's his fark handle?
 
2013-08-27 09:13:09 AM
At least he obeyed the major rule: Never EVER break up a cat fight.
 
2013-08-27 09:27:13 AM
i.lv3.hbo.com

once a crow, always a crow.
 
2013-08-27 09:28:49 AM

the8re: At least he obeyed the major rule: Never EVER break up a cat fight.


Oh c'mon, how dangerous could that be...
 
2013-08-27 09:34:49 AM
One of my redneck neighbors tried to reach in and break up a cat fight with no shirt on.....very bad idea!  His own cat scratched the hell out of him, and even ripped a nipple open.  It was not pretty.

FYI - A hose works much better!
 
2013-08-27 09:40:25 AM

Freakin Rican: lol same here. i mean the crow was really farking with them. then(lol) when they start fighting he jumps over and just watched. then they fall off the roof and he goes with them. what a way to troll.


Yeah, there seems to be no other possible motivation except, you know, LULZ.  If he hadn't chased them down to the lower arena, I'd say maybe the crow was attempting to get past orange cat to some food.  But no, this was 100% Maximum Trolling.

Internet: take notice.  A video that contains both cats and trolling.
 
2013-08-27 10:05:25 AM
factoryconnection
Yeah, there seems to be no other possible motivation except, you know, LULZ.  If he hadn't chased them down to the lower arena, I'd say maybe the crow was attempting to get past orange cat to some food.  But no, this was 100% Maximum Trolling.

maybe the crow had a nest nearby and wanted to protect it by distracting the cats. although they usually go for smaller things and bugs it may have had a dead mouse or other food nearby too.
 
2013-08-27 10:11:01 AM

FlashHarry: [850x478 from http://i.lv3.hbo.com/assets/images/series/game-of-thrones/character/s3 /ygritte-1024.jpg image 850x478]

once a crow, always a crow.


Is she dead yet?
I'd be stoked t0 never hear you know nothing Jon's no ever again. OTOH tits.
 
2013-08-27 10:12:36 AM
He's the Don King of crows.
 
2013-08-27 10:24:11 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-08-27 10:30:57 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: FlashHarry: [850x478 from http://i.lv3.hbo.com/assets/images/series/game-of-thrones/character/s3 /ygritte-1024.jpg image 850x478]

once a crow, always a crow.

Is she dead yet?
I'd be stoked t0 never hear you know nothing Jon's no ever again. OTOH tits.


Is crack readily available where you are?
 
2013-08-27 10:46:01 AM
Those two cats were going to fight crow or no crow.  Two male feral cats, yeah, that's a fight.
 
2013-08-27 10:46:51 AM

danielscissorhands: Uchiha_Cycliste: FlashHarry: [850x478 from http://i.lv3.hbo.com/assets/images/series/game-of-thrones/character/s3 /ygritte-1024.jpg image 850x478]

once a crow, always a crow.

Is she dead yet?
I'd be stoked t0 never hear you know nothing Jon's no ever again. OTOH tits.

Is crack readily available where you are?


Well, I mean I have to hop on Cal Train and THEN bart and ride my bike around Oakland a little while but for all intents and purposes, yes.
Also, the 'o' and '0' keys really are quite close together.
 
2013-08-27 12:09:48 PM
i375.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2013-08-27 12:22:13 PM

buckler: [267x176 from http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/TheCuteWoofer/Miscellaneous/c astle-forrester-004-288x180.jpg image 267x176]

Approves.


I bet it was Timmy
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-08-27 12:23:33 PM
One question.  How does that crow fly with balls the size of pickup trucks?
 
2013-08-27 12:54:03 PM
Benny Hillifier
http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=7EtztPXotg8

/doesn't help all that much as the vid pretty much stands on its own.
 
2013-08-27 12:55:58 PM
That was quite a tussle.
 
2013-08-27 01:09:50 PM
memberfiles.freewebs.com
 
2013-08-27 01:13:13 PM

abhorrent1: That was quite a tussle.


That certainly was. Fur was flying everywhere.
 
2013-08-27 01:15:44 PM
That was surprisingly cool.

/a white crow?
//don't trust whitey
 
2013-08-27 01:20:48 PM
Latest celebrity scandal: Windex crow bets on cat fights.
 
2013-08-27 01:45:40 PM
Old videos are old. There must be hundreds of copies of this floating around.

Some early English copies I can easily find are

Greatest Fight Between 2 Cats! on Roof As Crow Refs by Chase DaGreat - 3,971 views
Uploaded on Nov 17, 2011

Crow Sparks A Fight Between 2 Cats by cheepshoot - 67 views
Uploaded on Nov 17, 2011

Instigating Crow Sparks A Fight Between 2 Cats! by araw207 - 58,116 views
Uploaded on Nov 18, 2011

two cats fight and a crow by TheNewVideos - 13,424 views
Uploaded on Nov 20, 2011
Two cats fight in estonia and a crow for some reason tries to get in on the action.
The cats fall from the 3th floor!!! And keep on going, like nothing happened! Amazing....
Did the yellow die in the end? :D
They came from here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKfmI4BewJc


The Source:

kaks kassi jagavad maid, vares lööb kampa by kalakala234 - 25,947 views
Uploaded on May 2, 2011
(googletrans of title from Estonian: "two cats share the most, hitting a crow gang" ???)

OurComedy123: teine kass jäi ellu?  /The second cat survived?/

kalakala234: jep, 5-6 minuti pärast ronis august välja, ühes tükis /Yep, after 5-6 minutes, climbed out of the hole, one piece/
 
2013-08-27 02:10:01 PM

HairBolus: Old videos are old. There must be hundreds of copies of this floating around.

Some early English copies I can easily find are

Greatest Fight Between 2 Cats! on Roof As Crow Refs by Chase DaGreat - 3,971 views
Uploaded on Nov 17, 2011

Crow Sparks A Fight Between 2 Cats by cheepshoot - 67 views
Uploaded on Nov 17, 2011

Instigating Crow Sparks A Fight Between 2 Cats! by araw207 - 58,116 views
Uploaded on Nov 18, 2011

two cats fight and a crow by TheNewVideos - 13,424 views
Uploaded on Nov 20, 2011
Two cats fight in estonia and a crow for some reason tries to get in on the action.
The cats fall from the 3th floor!!! And keep on going, like nothing happened! Amazing....
Did the yellow die in the end? :D
They came from here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKfmI4BewJc

The Source:

kaks kassi jagavad maid, vares lööb kampa by kalakala234 - 25,947 views
Uploaded on May 2, 2011
(googletrans of title from Estonian: "two cats share the most, hitting a crow gang" ???)

OurComedy123: teine kass jäi ellu?  /The second cat survived?/

kalakala234: jep, 5-6 minuti pärast ronis august välja, ühes tükis /Yep, after 5-6 minutes, climbed out of the hole, one piece/



You really should go outside once in a while.
 
2013-08-27 02:30:52 PM

crzybtch: ripped a nipple open


There's a phrase that I hope I never have to use.
 
2013-08-27 02:42:13 PM
This was actually found to be a carefully scripted remake of a fight scene from season 3 of the television series "Gunsmoke".  The Marshall was in his normal tanish-orange colored outfit while the bad guy wore black. Chester was the crow, naturally - loosely translated, he was just repeating. "Ohhhh, Mr. Dillon....."

/it's true - was verified by snopes and CNN at the following link, I forgot to include!!!!   (laughs and goes to get some more coffee)
 
2013-08-27 03:16:13 PM
I expected this video to be the first thing posted in here. Sets the gold standard for crows and fighting cats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQd9kuXpUYU
 
2013-08-27 03:43:26 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: danielscissorhands: Uchiha_Cycliste: FlashHarry: [850x478 from http://i.lv3.hbo.com/assets/images/series/game-of-thrones/character/s3 /ygritte-1024.jpg image 850x478]

once a crow, always a crow.

Is she dead yet?
I'd be stoked t0 never hear you know nothing Jon's no ever again. OTOH tits.

Is crack readily available where you are?

Well, I mean I have to hop on Cal Train and THEN bart and ride my bike around Oakland a little while but for all intents and purposes, yes.
Also, the 'o' and '0' keys really are quite close together.


lol @ your response. ;)

have never seen game o' thrones so i wasn't familiar with the u know nothing john phrase, nor was i familiar with your silly acronym. 2 google searches cleared it all up for me. there are just too many acronyms for my add addled brain to remember.
 
2013-08-27 05:12:41 PM

SoCalChris: crzybtch: ripped a nipple open

There's a phrase that I hope I never have to use.


take heart! I've had two teammates lose nipples entirely (one was ripped out by  a combination of nipple ring and rock garden, and the other was scraped off in a race crash) and both grew back entirely new nipples!
 
2013-08-27 05:21:32 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: SoCalChris: crzybtch: ripped a nipple open

There's a phrase that I hope I never have to use.

take heart! I've had two teammates lose nipples entirely (one was ripped out by  a combination of nipple ring and rock garden, and the other was scraped off in a race crash) and both grew back entirely new nipples!


As children, my mother ripped the nipple off her sister.  It grew back just fine, I'm told.
 
2013-08-27 05:23:42 PM
Wow...its like the politcs tab...
 
2013-08-27 06:03:53 PM

HairBolus: Old videos are old. There must be hundreds of copies of this floating around.

Some early English copies I can easily find are

Greatest Fight Between 2 Cats! on Roof As Crow Refs by Chase DaGreat - 3,971 views
Uploaded on Nov 17, 2011

Crow Sparks A Fight Between 2 Cats by cheepshoot - 67 views
Uploaded on Nov 17, 2011

Instigating Crow Sparks A Fight Between 2 Cats! by araw207 - 58,116 views
Uploaded on Nov 18, 2011

two cats fight and a crow by TheNewVideos - 13,424 views
Uploaded on Nov 20, 2011
Two cats fight in estonia and a crow for some reason tries to get in on the action.
The cats fall from the 3th floor!!! And keep on going, like nothing happened! Amazing....
Did the yellow die in the end? :D
They came from here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKfmI4BewJc

The Source:

kaks kassi jagavad maid, vares lööb kampa by kalakala234 - 25,947 views
Uploaded on May 2, 2011
(googletrans of title from Estonian: "two cats share the most, hitting a crow gang" ???)

OurComedy123: teine kass jäi ellu?  /The second cat survived?/

kalakala234: jep, 5-6 minuti pärast ronis august välja, ühes tükis /Yep, after 5-6 minutes, climbed out of the hole, one piece/


You put that much time in being a douche and showing how all-knowing you are?

I hadn't seen the vid before.
 
2013-08-27 06:16:20 PM

HairBolus: Old videos are old. There must be hundreds of copies of this floating around.

Some early English copies I can easily find are

Greatest Fight Between 2 Cats! on Roof As Crow Refs by Chase DaGreat - 3,971 views
Uploaded on Nov 17, 2011

Crow Sparks A Fight Between 2 Cats by cheepshoot - 67 views
Uploaded on Nov 17, 2011

Instigating Crow Sparks A Fight Between 2 Cats! by araw207 - 58,116 views
Uploaded on Nov 18, 2011

two cats fight and a crow by TheNewVideos - 13,424 views
Uploaded on Nov 20, 2011
Two cats fight in estonia and a crow for some reason tries to get in on the action.
The cats fall from the 3th floor!!! And keep on going, like nothing happened! Amazing....
Did the yellow die in the end? :D
They came from here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKfmI4BewJc

The Source:

kaks kassi jagavad maid, vares lööb kampa by kalakala234 - 25,947 views
Uploaded on May 2, 2011
(googletrans of title from Estonian: "two cats share the most, hitting a crow gang" ???)

OurComedy123: teine kass jäi ellu?  /The second cat survived?/

kalakala234: jep, 5-6 minuti pärast ronis august välja, ühes tükis /Yep, after 5-6 minutes, climbed out of the hole, one piece/



Have you finished writing your thesis on this video yet?
 
2013-08-27 06:31:14 PM
Two observations:

1.) Cat(s) on a hot tin roof
2.) That bird is a dick

LOL
 
2013-08-27 07:11:02 PM

HairBolus: Old videos are old. There must be hundreds of copies of this floating around.

Some early English copies I can easily find are...


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-27 07:34:50 PM

HairBolus: Old videos are old. There must be hundreds of copies of this floating around.

Some early English copies I can easily find are

Greatest Fight Between 2 Cats! on Roof As Crow Refs by Chase DaGreat - 3,971 views
Uploaded on Nov 17, 2011

Crow Sparks A Fight Between 2 Cats by cheepshoot - 67 views
Uploaded on Nov 17, 2011

Instigating Crow Sparks A Fight Between 2 Cats! by araw207 - 58,116 views
Uploaded on Nov 18, 2011

two cats fight and a crow by TheNewVideos - 13,424 views
Uploaded on Nov 20, 2011
Two cats fight in estonia and a crow for some reason tries to get in on the action.
The cats fall from the 3th floor!!! And keep on going, like nothing happened! Amazing....
Did the yellow die in the end? :D
They came from here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKfmI4BewJc

The Source:

kaks kassi jagavad maid, vares lööb kampa by kalakala234 - 25,947 views
Uploaded on May 2, 2011
(googletrans of title from Estonian: "two cats share the most, hitting a crow gang" ???)

OurComedy123: teine kass jäi ellu?  /The second cat survived?/

kalakala234: jep, 5-6 minuti pärast ronis august välja, ühes tükis /Yep, after 5-6 minutes, climbed out of the hole, one piece/


You seem like an ass.
 
2013-08-27 08:05:30 PM

dotvincent: Uchiha_Cycliste: SoCalChris: crzybtch: ripped a nipple open

There's a phrase that I hope I never have to use.

take heart! I've had two teammates lose nipples entirely (one was ripped out by  a combination of nipple ring and rock garden, and the other was scraped off in a race crash) and both grew back entirely new nipples!

As children, my mother ripped the nipple off her sister.  It grew back just fine, I'm told.


You don't get the same nipple, you get a new nipple. But, you DO get a new nipple, so awesome.
 
2013-08-27 08:10:09 PM
you get a beer from me, mr. ponts out this has been posted before. you put the reigns on the runaway horse that is the endless re-sharing of modern net-culture. like a spam folder, sometimes you catch some ones that i haven't seen before, but you're so worth it to keep the signal to noise ratio good
 
2013-08-27 08:21:20 PM
Wow.  I missed something... that black cat killed the orange one.  Cat's tend not to just stop fighting once they get started like that unless one runs off -- maybe I missed the orange one escaping.
 
2013-08-27 08:26:52 PM
More like "I distracted them from the inevitable for almost two seconds". No one else noticed that it was two tom cats fighting? Obviously a female cat in heat nearby and the cats could not have cared less for the crow.
 
2013-08-27 08:38:07 PM
Looked to me like the crow was agitating both of them, probably in order to encourage the fight. Crows are crazy smart birds. I could imagine that from the crow's point of view it would make sense to keep the biggest predator of birds busy fighting each other as much as you can.

I used to have an abyssinian that would routinely bring me huge crows home (and rabbits, and mice and a groundhog or two...). When I moved to an apartment and stopped letting her roam the neighborhood she'd still manage to catch them on the balcony of my apartment. She LOVED killing crows though. Seemed to bring home those and rabbits the most. After the first few rabbits she caught, she started bringing them back home alive and scared shiatless, but otherwise unharmed unharmed. Crows though... they all died immediately. You'd just hear a quick flutter of some wings and a few seconds later she was trying to stuff a dead crow under the door to my bedroom.
 
2013-08-27 09:41:13 PM
I seem to have caught a bunch of people with reading comprehension problems who probably tried to major in PhysEd in college and have nothing better to do than clog this thread with untrimmed whining:
abhorrent1, KidneyStone, danielscissorhands, Zombalupagus, Rye_

I didn't say the video shouldn't have been posted. Just that there are hundreds of copies around and the creator, kalakala234, from May 2, 2011 should be credited. And by going to that source we find that the orange cat wasn't killed but climbed out of the hole 5 minutes later in one piece.

Fark has now changed the link above to kalakala234's version, not the 4th generation copy that was there. Was that too horrible? Note that I didn't include any outside links in this post so that the dumb jock squad won't erupt in hostility to something that looks like 6 minutes of research.
 
2013-08-27 10:24:39 PM

HairBolus: Just that there are hundreds of copies around


i70.photobucket.com

Seriously, who farking cares? Is the integrity of kalakala234 that important that you have to be a whiny biatch about it?
 
2013-08-27 11:55:21 PM

HairBolus: Old videos are old. There must be hundreds of copies of this floating around.

Some early English copies I can easily find are


Oh my Lord. You are so farking awesome. Can I wax your balls?
 
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