imfallen_angel: Revenge of the Muttonstache: Mugato: Wendy's Chili: She has the face of a toddler.You're right, she is hot.Thanks. I laughed loud enough to make the car look at me weird.hmmmmmmm...... 'k.Michael Knight, is that you?
Iron Nacho Melt: I was jealous of someone over Uma Thurman?You must be thinking of someone else.
Selena Gomez Bong Rip for Jesus
imfallen_angel: smoky2010: Man, I hate when that happens... It's like "accidentally" walking in on your sister in the shower.[250x201 from http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr144/imfallen_angel/Topper.jpg image 250x201]My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.
Nurglitch: Still looks 12. I'll pass.
Crotchrocket Slim: Nurglitch: Still looks 12. I'll pass.Agreed, but I'd wreck the hell out of Vanessa Hudgens. She strikes me as someone who is fun in bed, shall we say.Excuse me, Bruce? No. You don`t bonk herYou make sweet, sweet love to her.She's like a flower. You smell her, you touch her gently, you admire the beauty, you watch it blossom and you thank God, he created something so perfect
imfallen_angel: This... it's kinda sad... it was cute for her teen years, but at some point, it's just... sad to be a grown woman and look like a child... not young, just a child's face, that will wrinkle and such but just still look off.
ZeroCorpse: Given a choice-- if I were in the market-- I'd still take Uma. She's a woman. Gomez is a kid, and kids don't interest me.When she reaches 30, maybe she'll be interesting.
Mentat: imfallen_angel: This... it's kinda sad... it was cute for her teen years, but at some point, it's just... sad to be a grown woman and look like a child... not young, just a child's face, that will wrinkle and such but just still look off.Yeah, it must really suck to be her. I'm surprised she hasn't offed herself by this point.
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