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(Popoholic)   Selena Gomez making us jealous of Ethan Hawke for the first time since he was married to Uma Thurman   (popoholic.com) divider line 61
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2013-08-27 12:51:18 PM  

imfallen_angel: Revenge of the Muttonstache: Mugato: Wendy's Chili: She has the face of a toddler.

You're right, she is hot.

Thanks. I laughed loud enough to make the car look at me weird.

hmmmmmmm......  'k.

Michael Knight, is that you?


Dammit so much. That's like the third time I typed car instead of cat today, but now that you mention it, that bastard car has been acting funny towards me today.
 
2013-08-27 01:07:55 PM  
i may be a little slow, but what does ethan hawke have to do with it?
 
2013-08-27 01:41:08 PM  

Iron Nacho Melt: I was jealous of someone over Uma Thurman?

You must be thinking of someone else.


This Xs 1000000
 
2013-08-27 01:46:12 PM  
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Selena Gomez Bong Rip for Jesus
 
2013-08-27 01:47:07 PM  

imfallen_angel: smoky2010: Man, I hate when that happens... It's like "accidentally" walking in on your sister in the shower.

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My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.


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Uncle Daddy? Aunt Mommy and I shore do miss you.
 
2013-08-27 03:32:15 PM  

Nurglitch: Still looks 12. I'll pass.


Agreed, but I'd wreck the hell out of Vanessa Hudgens. She strikes me as someone who is fun in bed, shall we say.
 
2013-08-27 03:42:46 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: Nurglitch: Still looks 12. I'll pass.

Agreed, but I'd wreck the hell out of Vanessa Hudgens. She strikes me as someone who is fun in bed, shall we say.


Excuse me, Bruce? No. You don`t bonk her

You make sweet, sweet love to her.

She's like a flower. You smell her, you touch her gently, you admire the beauty, you watch it blossom and you thank God, he created something so perfect


/obscure?
 
2013-08-27 05:48:23 PM  

imfallen_angel: This... it's kinda sad... it was cute for her teen years, but at some point, it's just... sad to be a grown woman and look like a child... not young, just a child's face, that will wrinkle and such but just still look off.


Yeah, it must really suck to be her.  I'm surprised she hasn't offed herself by this point.
 
2013-08-28 12:50:05 AM  
Given a choice-- if I were in the market-- I'd still take Uma. She's a woman. Gomez is a kid, and kids don't interest me.

When she reaches 30, maybe she'll be interesting.
 
2013-08-28 01:38:43 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Given a choice-- if I were in the market-- I'd still take Uma. She's a woman. Gomez is a kid, and kids don't interest me.

When she reaches 30, maybe she'll be interesting.


Words of wisdom.
 
2013-08-28 01:31:34 PM  

Mentat: imfallen_angel: This... it's kinda sad... it was cute for her teen years, but at some point, it's just... sad to be a grown woman and look like a child... not young, just a child's face, that will wrinkle and such but just still look off.

Yeah, it must really suck to be her.  I'm surprised she hasn't offed herself by this point.


And if tonight you go outside and you look up, hopefully there's not going to be clouds, and you'll be able to look at the stars, and just above the Big Dipper, you'll see a star that you've never seen before, and you'll rush inside, go online to look it up on the internet and find it, and read about it's distance to earth, and then you'll have a notion of how far the point was over your head.
 
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