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2013-08-27 08:42:36 AM
Still looks 12. I'll pass.
 
2013-08-27 08:44:34 AM
I was jealous of someone over Uma Thurman?

You must be thinking of someone else.
 
2013-08-27 08:45:04 AM
Creepy.
 
2013-08-27 08:46:19 AM
Where did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!
 
2013-08-27 08:46:46 AM
She has the face of a toddler.
 
2013-08-27 08:48:07 AM

Wendy's Chili: She has the face of a toddler.


You're right, she is hot.
 
2013-08-27 08:48:20 AM
She looks like a middle schooler.... No thanks.
 
2013-08-27 08:49:22 AM
If you're ready come and get it, na na na na, na na na na...
 
2013-08-27 08:51:24 AM

Mugato: Wendy's Chili: She has the face of a toddler.

You're right, she is hot.


Thanks. I laughed loud enough to make the car look at me weird.
 
2013-08-27 08:58:28 AM

Nurglitch: Still looks 12. I'll pass.


This. Creepy baby face.
 
2013-08-27 09:00:54 AM
Beiber's sloppy seconds
 
2013-08-27 09:06:31 AM
Get away, Getaway.
 
2013-08-27 09:10:15 AM

Wendy's Chili: She has the face of a toddler.


I have something to pacify her with, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-08-27 09:11:40 AM

She doesn't look so young to me.

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2013-08-27 09:18:16 AM
So are they dating or in a movie together? If they're dating that's creepy as hell.
 
2013-08-27 09:22:43 AM

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: So are they dating or in a movie together? If they're dating that's creepy as hell.


Naw, he's still with the nanny he married.

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-08-27 09:23:56 AM
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2013-08-27 09:24:00 AM
I prefer the upgraded Vanessa Hudgens edition.
 
2013-08-27 09:27:32 AM

Detinwolf: I prefer the upgraded Vanessa Hudgens edition.


I can't tell Selena, Vanessa and that Demi Lovato person apart. I think they are clones created by the Disney mad scientists.
 
2013-08-27 09:39:35 AM
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2013-08-27 09:40:04 AM

SundaesChild: Detinwolf: I prefer the upgraded Vanessa Hudgens edition.

I can't tell Selena, Vanessa and that Demi Lovato person apart. I think they are clones created by the Disney mad scientists.


While visual examination is normally sufficient to differentiate between Gomez and Hudgens, a hands-on inspection is recommended in order to be certain.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-27 09:46:46 AM
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2013-08-27 09:50:49 AM

Wendy's Chili: She has the face of a toddler.


Ah yeah, this right here. It's like someone 'shopped one of those beauty pageant 4 year old heads onto a woman's body. If that turns you on you're creepy.
 
2013-08-27 09:50:59 AM

Nurglitch: Still looks 12. I'll pass.


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12?  Hmmm... not so much
 
2013-08-27 09:51:31 AM
i43.tinypic.com

Meals on wheels.
 
2013-08-27 10:00:19 AM
Still got that chubby little boy face.

No thanks.
 
2013-08-27 10:14:23 AM

Nurglitch: Still looks 12. I'll pass.


I was wondering if I was the only one who thought this. Glad to see it's not just me. She looks like a tween who just found her mom's makeup.
 
2013-08-27 10:23:53 AM
She looks older WITHOUT make-up. When she has it on, it looks like a kid playing grown up.
 
2013-08-27 10:24:29 AM

A10Mechanic: Where did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!


Joan Rivers, is that you?
 
2013-08-27 10:25:14 AM
Paging Studman69. Studman69 to the white phone please. Studman69
 
2013-08-27 10:27:22 AM

Rwa2play: A10Mechanic: Where did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!

Joan Rivers, is that you?


filmdope.com
 
2013-08-27 10:51:13 AM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-27 11:07:06 AM
She's the current generation's Valerie Bertinelli.
 
2013-08-27 11:09:26 AM

OtherLittleGuy: She's the current generation's Valerie Bertinelli.


Eddie van Halen ruined her for me.
 
2013-08-27 11:09:35 AM

Nurglitch: Still looks 12. I'll pass.


This... it's kinda sad... it was cute for her teen years, but at some point, it's just... sad to be a grown woman and look like a child... not young, just a child's face, that will wrinkle and such but just still look off.

Jessica Alba had this to a lesser extent, and while she finally started to look like a woman, she just looked overly youngish for most of her life until now.

Emma Watson is also in the same category, that regardless her age at this point, she still looks like a very young teenager.

I just can't see the sexual attraction at all.. they are very pretty girls and all, but I guess I just don't have any pedo genes like some do.
 
2013-08-27 11:11:24 AM

OtherLittleGuy: She's the current generation's Valerie Bertinelli.


Not even close.. aside the hair and some facial features, Valerie actually never didn't look like a child... she always looked her age.
 
2013-08-27 11:12:31 AM

Revenge of the Muttonstache: Mugato: Wendy's Chili: She has the face of a toddler.

You're right, she is hot.

Thanks. I laughed loud enough to make the car look at me weird.


hmmmmmmm......  'k.

Michael Knight, is that you?
 
2013-08-27 11:17:29 AM

imfallen_angel: Revenge of the Muttonstache: Mugato: Wendy's Chili: She has the face of a toddler.

You're right, she is hot.

Thanks. I laughed loud enough to make the car look at me weird.

hmmmmmmm......  'k.

Michael Knight, is that you?


Could KITT really look at him weird, though, or just ask "WTF, Michael?"
 
2013-08-27 11:17:43 AM

imfallen_angel: Nurglitch: Still looks 12. I'll pass.

This... it's kinda sad... it was cute for her teen years, but at some point, it's just... sad to be a grown woman and look like a child... not young, just a child's face, that will wrinkle and such but just still look off.

Jessica Alba had this to a lesser extent, and while she finally started to look like a woman, she just looked overly youngish for most of her life until now.

Emma Watson is also in the same category, that regardless her age at this point, she still looks like a very young teenager.

I just can't see the sexual attraction at all.. they are very pretty girls and all, but I guess I just don't have any pedo genes like some do.


Blah, blah, blah.  If she's 18 and over (17 in some states), I'm fine with thinking immoral thoughts about a woman.  I don't care if her face makes her look 12.  She's old enough for me to, theoretically, stick my tongue in her butt and have her enjoy it...fully within the laws of The United States of America.

Obviously that doesn't mean Selena Gomez and Emma Watson are coming over to my house this afternoon to play naked Jell-O Twister, after which we would shower off together in a steamy display worthy of a gold medal, but I can still dream a dream.  And not feel skeezy about it.  If it makes you feel any better, though, I'll add Krisitin Chenoweth and Cindy Crawford to the group to balance out the ages.  Happy?

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2013-08-27 11:31:17 AM

imfallen_angel: Nurglitch: Still looks 12. I'll pass.

This... it's kinda sad... it was cute for her teen years, but at some point, it's just... sad to be a grown woman and look like a child... not young, just a child's face, that will wrinkle and such but just still look off.

Jessica Alba had this to a lesser extent, and while she finally started to look like a woman, she just looked overly youngish for most of her life until now.

Emma Watson is also in the same category, that regardless her age at this point, she still looks like a very young teenager.

I just can't see the sexual attraction at all.. they are very pretty girls and all, but I guess I just don't have any pedo genes like some do.


No biggie, someone needs to keep those granny pr0n sites going.
 
2013-08-27 11:37:29 AM

ten foiled hats: Could KITT really look at him weird, though, or just ask "WTF, Michael?"


www.70slivekidvid.com

Wonderbug then?
 
2013-08-27 11:40:13 AM

Cubs300: Obviously that doesn't mean Selena Gomez and Emma Watson are coming over to my house this afternoon to play naked Jell-O Twister, Barbie, after which we would shower off do each other's hair together in a steamy display worthy of a gold medal, while watching Legally Blonde but I can still dream a dream. And not feel skeezy about it. If it makes you feel any better, though, I'll add Krisitin Chenoweth and Cindy Crawford that would babysit to the group to balance out the ages. Happy?


FTFY
 
2013-08-27 11:42:50 AM

Persnickety: No biggie, someone needs to keep those granny pr0n sites going.


Well if that what rocks your boat.. sure ... watch all the granny porn sites you want... probably need to avoid those with your family members though.. otherwise you'll never be able to watch your grandma taking her teeth out during the family gatherings without popping a boner.
 
2013-08-27 11:54:55 AM
Wait... Getaway? She's in that movie? I thought it was just a bunch of car chases strung together.
 
2013-08-27 11:55:04 AM

imfallen_angel: Persnickety: No biggie, someone needs to keep those granny pr0n sites going.

Well if that what rocks your boat.. sure ... watch all the granny porn sites you want... probably need to avoid those with your family members though.. otherwise you'll never be able to watch your grandma taking her teeth out during the family gatherings without popping a boner.


Man, I hate when that happens... It's like "accidentally" walking in on your sister in the shower.
 
2013-08-27 12:09:20 PM

Cubs300: imfallen_angel: Nurglitch: Still looks 12. I'll pass.

This... it's kinda sad... it was cute for her teen years, but at some point, it's just... sad to be a grown woman and look like a child... not young, just a child's face, that will wrinkle and such but just still look off.

Jessica Alba had this to a lesser extent, and while she finally started to look like a woman, she just looked overly youngish for most of her life until now.

Emma Watson is also in the same category, that regardless her age at this point, she still looks like a very young teenager.

I just can't see the sexual attraction at all.. they are very pretty girls and all, but I guess I just don't have any pedo genes like some do.

Blah, blah, blah.  If she's 18 and over (17 in some states), I'm fine with thinking immoral thoughts about a woman.  I don't care if her face makes her look 12.  She's old enough for me to, theoretically, stick my tongue in her butt and have her enjoy it...fully within the laws of The United States of America.

Obviously that doesn't mean Selena Gomez and Emma Watson are coming over to my house this afternoon to play naked Jell-O Twister, after which we would shower off together in a steamy display worthy of a gold medal, but I can still dream a dream.  And not feel skeezy about it.  If it makes you feel any better, though, I'll add Krisitin Chenoweth and Cindy Crawford to the group to balance out the ages.  Happy?

/I'll be in my bunk


It doesn't help thanks to TV, everyone thinks we should look like the teenagers on the shows, who are in real life are in their 30s. People have a strange impression of what people are supposed to look like.
 
2013-08-27 12:20:41 PM

limeyfellow: It doesn't help thanks to TV, everyone thinks we should look like the teenagers on the shows, who are in real life are in their 30s. People have a strange impression of what people are supposed to look like.


Like that 50-60 year old woman that just keeps wearing those high skirts and low shirts thinking that because once it worked for them, they still think that they "have it".

Sorry but it's not all woman that are able to maintain such good looks to not look like they are trying too hard.

When I was young, I understood that the cast of Grease weren't teenagers, that they were actors playing teens, so the sexuality of the movie was acceptable.

But today's world, the more sexual you push the kids to be, the more "edgy" and cool they believe it to be.  There is absolutely nothing sexy about getting your pre-teen learning how to do the humps and such.

Let kids be kids, let teens be teens, and so forth... but to be turned on by someone that looks like a child.. it's just wrong.

As stated, sad for her, as she isn't one any longer, but her looks just make anyone that wants to be sexually involved with her look like a pedo.  Even when Bieber was dating her, as young as he was and looked, even he looked like he was hanging out with her younger sister.
 
2013-08-27 12:28:23 PM

smoky2010: Man, I hate when that happens... It's like "accidentally" walking in on your sister in the shower.


i478.photobucket.com

My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.
 
2013-08-27 12:45:03 PM

imfallen_angel: ten foiled hats: Could KITT really look at him weird, though, or just ask "WTF, Michael?"

[412x361 from http://www.70slivekidvid.com/wonderbug/wbgang.jpg image 412x361]

Wonderbug then?


I like the cut of your jib, sir.
 
2013-08-27 12:47:06 PM

Nurglitch: Still looks 12. I'll pass.


Wendy's Chili: She has the face of a toddler.


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2013-08-27 12:51:18 PM

imfallen_angel: Revenge of the Muttonstache: Mugato: Wendy's Chili: She has the face of a toddler.

You're right, she is hot.

Thanks. I laughed loud enough to make the car look at me weird.

hmmmmmmm......  'k.

Michael Knight, is that you?


Dammit so much. That's like the third time I typed car instead of cat today, but now that you mention it, that bastard car has been acting funny towards me today.
 
2013-08-27 01:07:55 PM
i may be a little slow, but what does ethan hawke have to do with it?
 
2013-08-27 01:41:08 PM

Iron Nacho Melt: I was jealous of someone over Uma Thurman?

You must be thinking of someone else.


This Xs 1000000
 
2013-08-27 01:46:12 PM
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Selena Gomez Bong Rip for Jesus
 
2013-08-27 01:47:07 PM

imfallen_angel: smoky2010: Man, I hate when that happens... It's like "accidentally" walking in on your sister in the shower.

[250x201 from http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr144/imfallen_angel/Topper.jpg image 250x201]

My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.


www.halifaxslasher.com
Uncle Daddy? Aunt Mommy and I shore do miss you.
 
2013-08-27 03:32:15 PM

Nurglitch: Still looks 12. I'll pass.


Agreed, but I'd wreck the hell out of Vanessa Hudgens. She strikes me as someone who is fun in bed, shall we say.
 
2013-08-27 03:42:46 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: Nurglitch: Still looks 12. I'll pass.

Agreed, but I'd wreck the hell out of Vanessa Hudgens. She strikes me as someone who is fun in bed, shall we say.


Excuse me, Bruce? No. You don`t bonk her

You make sweet, sweet love to her.

She's like a flower. You smell her, you touch her gently, you admire the beauty, you watch it blossom and you thank God, he created something so perfect


/obscure?
 
2013-08-27 05:48:23 PM

imfallen_angel: This... it's kinda sad... it was cute for her teen years, but at some point, it's just... sad to be a grown woman and look like a child... not young, just a child's face, that will wrinkle and such but just still look off.


Yeah, it must really suck to be her.  I'm surprised she hasn't offed herself by this point.
 
2013-08-28 12:50:05 AM
Given a choice-- if I were in the market-- I'd still take Uma. She's a woman. Gomez is a kid, and kids don't interest me.

When she reaches 30, maybe she'll be interesting.
 
2013-08-28 01:38:43 AM

ZeroCorpse: Given a choice-- if I were in the market-- I'd still take Uma. She's a woman. Gomez is a kid, and kids don't interest me.

When she reaches 30, maybe she'll be interesting.


Words of wisdom.
 
2013-08-28 01:31:34 PM

Mentat: imfallen_angel: This... it's kinda sad... it was cute for her teen years, but at some point, it's just... sad to be a grown woman and look like a child... not young, just a child's face, that will wrinkle and such but just still look off.

Yeah, it must really suck to be her.  I'm surprised she hasn't offed herself by this point.


And if tonight you go outside and you look up, hopefully there's not going to be clouds, and you'll be able to look at the stars, and just above the Big Dipper, you'll see a star that you've never seen before, and you'll rush inside, go online to look it up on the internet and find it, and read about it's distance to earth, and then you'll have a notion of how far the point was over your head.
 
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