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(Komo)   "I swear to god if your [expletive] with me I will steal your car and melt it down to [expletive], then busy in your house and [expletive] on your [expletive] couch, paybacks a [expletive] keep playing [your dog] home alone"   (komonews.com) divider line 14
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2013-08-27 08:39:58 AM
5 votes:
Oh, you flirt.
2013-08-27 09:47:23 AM
2 votes:

Arkanaut


Please don't busy in my house. I always have trouble getting the stains out.


I once got busied in a Burger King bathroom.
2013-08-27 09:43:38 AM
2 votes:

BumpInTheNight: CapeFearCadaver: Well then. That's a sure fire way to get her there, bucko!

Also, why aren't they printing his name?

Going straight to this charmer's TF handle would work too.


Wait wait wait, this article does in fact say what this farker's handle is! LOL!
2013-08-27 09:04:29 AM
2 votes:
Oh I love Mad Libs!

1. (state of being)
2. (noun)
3. (action verb)
4. (adjective)
5. (noun)
6. (name)

Oh and it is 'you're', smitty.
2013-08-27 08:41:27 AM
2 votes:
Who stabs a house?  Honestly!


I also believe that the proper translation is...

"I swear to god if your [intercoursing] with me I will steal your car and melt it down to [excrement], then busy in your house and [evacuate my bowels] on your [copulating] couch, paybacks a [female dog] keep playing [?????] home alone"
2013-08-27 12:28:36 PM
1 votes:
"After which, you will have 30 minutes to move your cube"
2013-08-27 11:19:11 AM
1 votes:
Soooo, no second date then?
2013-08-27 10:56:35 AM
1 votes:
"According to the police report for the incident, the victim recently met the suspect through a friend"

They were going to have a drink, . . . here.

i454.photobucket.com
2013-08-27 10:54:04 AM
1 votes:
i1.ytimg.com
2013-08-27 10:02:06 AM
1 votes:

99sportster: Nadie_AZ: Oh I love Mad Libs!

1. (state of being)
2. (noun)
3. (action verb)
4. (adjective)
5. (noun)
6. (name)

Oh and it is 'you're', smitty.

Know how I know that you....

sendtodave: You're.

and you didn't read the article?

/Hint: subby is quoting directly from the article.
//Not subby.


Yea but ... madlibs, man.
2013-08-27 09:55:57 AM
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Who stabs a house?  Honestly!


img.thesun.co.uk
2013-08-27 09:53:57 AM
1 votes:
stabbed a woman's house and threatened her dog

How can you tell a Seattlite has been by?

Your house has been stabbed and your dog's pregnant.
2013-08-27 09:49:34 AM
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Who stabs a house?  Honestly!


The house looked at him funny.
2013-08-27 09:36:33 AM
1 votes:
Well then. That's a sure fire way to get her there, bucko!

Also, why aren't they printing his name?
 
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