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(Your News Now)   PETA wants to ban pregnant women from taking part in chicken wing eating contests as it may cause their unborn sons to have smaller penises. Rare chicken wing trifecta doesn't help Subby feel better about his mom's chicken eating past   (rochester.ynn.com ) divider line
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2013-08-27 06:59:36 AM  
Subby's mom must have eatien a lot of chicken wings.
 
2013-08-27 07:12:30 AM  
Correlation does not imply causation.  There are literally millions of compounds that might be associated with increased chicken consumption, as well as cultural differences that could correlate with it that could affect human growth during pregnancy.
 
2013-08-27 07:14:28 AM  
Would PETA be happy if they dipped the wings in Rhino Horn sauce?
 
2013-08-27 07:16:07 AM  
Appropriately, if you're dumb enough to believe this, you probably shouldn't breed.
 
2013-08-27 07:17:56 AM  
FTFA: "I think that it's silly. I ate poultry when I was pregnant and I have two children and they are perfectly fine," said North Tonawanda resident Heather Albert.

So, I take it you've been measuring your children? Creepy.
 
2013-08-27 07:19:22 AM  

technoblogical: FTFA: "I think that it's silly. I ate poultry when I was pregnant and I have two children and they are perfectly fine," said North Tonawanda resident Heather Albert.

So, I take it you've been measuring your children? Creepy.


Every pediatrician does, as far as I know
 
2013-08-27 07:19:45 AM  
I thought that sort of thing was inherited.
 
2013-08-27 07:22:35 AM  
Ignore PETA, please!?!
 
2013-08-27 07:22:43 AM  

Jenna Tellya: technoblogical: FTFA: "I think that it's silly. I ate poultry when I was pregnant and I have two children and they are perfectly fine," said North Tonawanda resident Heather Albert.

So, I take it you've been measuring your children? Creepy.

Every pediatrician does, as far as I know


4 sons... not a single one was measured by a pediatrician.
 
2013-08-27 07:22:47 AM  

Jenna Tellya: technoblogical: FTFA: "I think that it's silly. I ate poultry when I was pregnant and I have two children and they are perfectly fine," said North Tonawanda resident Heather Albert.

So, I take it you've been measuring your children? Creepy.

Every pediatrician does, as far as I know


Yup, it's a somewhat important part of your body. They generally like to make sure things are moving along as expected.
 
2013-08-27 07:23:46 AM  
...but I can still kill the baby, if I choose, right?  We're good.  No chicken wings for me then.....
 
2013-08-27 07:24:20 AM  
Isn't PETA that organization that keeps posting pictures of hot naked female celebs as long as people keep eating meat?

That's some good activism, Lou.
 
2013-08-27 07:26:54 AM  
So i'm sure if we took a poll of the mothers of men with extremely large penises that they avoided chicken altogether when they were pregnant?

Mmmhmmmm... Sure PETA...
 
2013-08-27 07:27:02 AM  
Why is it that the anti meat, gun, cagers, etc crowd are obsessed with penises and their size?
 
2013-08-27 07:38:15 AM  

Lord Farkwad: Why is it that the anti meat, gun, cagers, etc crowd are obsessed with penises and their size?


Because when a person feels strongly about somebody else doing something, they want to use the strongest pressure they can to get that other person to stop.  Most people carry around pretty obvious insecurities, so that's what is targeted.

It's meant to attack perceived weakness.  It's why people refer to things/people as "gay", " pussy", "overcompensating", "retarded", etc.  Besmirching a person's insecurity puts them off-balance from the get-go, so they can't mount an effective argument covering their own position.

Thing is, sometimes it's right.  Sometimes a person is overcompensating for their own insecurities.  Other times, a cigar is just a cigar.  It's just easier to cast a wide net and see what gets snared.
 
2013-08-27 07:44:29 AM  
So, black women don't eat chicken wings?
 
2013-08-27 07:47:48 AM  
This is an issue? I mean, how large does an unborn male's penis really need to be?
 
2013-08-27 07:50:53 AM  
Not to sound racist, but this would seem to be in conflict with the dietary preferences of our black friends and the generally accepted consensus that black men are blessed with larger penises.

amirite
 
2013-08-27 07:53:58 AM  

technoblogical: FTFA: "I think that it's silly. I ate poultry when I was pregnant and I have two children and they are perfectly fine," said North Tonawanda resident Heather Albert.

So, I take it you've been measuring your children? Creepy.


Every house we ever lived in, under some doorway or banister, has had measurements taken and written of all my kids. Creepy is not caring at all
 
2013-08-27 07:55:18 AM  

lecavalier: So, black women don't eat chicken wings?


You beat me to THIS.
 
2013-08-27 07:56:49 AM  

Green Scorpio: technoblogical: FTFA: "I think that it's silly. I ate poultry when I was pregnant and I have two children and they are perfectly fine," said North Tonawanda resident Heather Albert.

So, I take it you've been measuring your children? Creepy.

Every house we ever lived in, under some doorway or banister, has had measurements taken and written of all my kids. Creepy is not caring at all


Oh, penises. DRTFA; My kids aren't that gifted.
 
2013-08-27 07:56:56 AM  

ChromoSomes: Not to sound racist, but this would seem to be in conflict with the dietary preferences of our black friends and the generally accepted consensus that black men are blessed with larger penises.

amirite


Reminds me of a Fark link from a week or so ago that listed facts about female breasts.  One of the facts said that men who prefer large breasts tend to be more sexist, while another fact said that men who prefer smaller breasts want a woman who is submissive.  It seems to me like those two points contradict each other.
 
2013-08-27 07:57:18 AM  
over consumption of any food does not seem like a wise thing, pregnant or not. people are not supposed to eat 'all they can'.
 
2013-08-27 08:00:01 AM  
All I know is that mine ain't exactly enormous (It's not tiny either).
I was born way back in an era when TVs were black and white and and automobiles ran on lead. Back in that stone age, no one ate just chicken wings. You might eat one wing along with half a baked chicken or something. But back then, no one in their right mind would eat just the wings. So I can't blame it on my mom.
It's probably caused by eating too many vegetables. Yeah.... that's the ticket!
(Disclaimer: I do sometimes eat vegetarian and admire my sister, who is a vegan. But, I think PETA is full of crap.)
 
2013-08-27 08:01:19 AM  
I've also conducted a study proving that everyone who eats chicken will die.  Another study I've conducted indicates that everyone who doesn't eat chicken (I'm looking at you, PETA) is going to die as well.  Whatever will we do???
 
2013-08-27 08:09:12 AM  
New pick-up line, "Hey there darling my mom hated chicken wings."
 
2013-08-27 08:18:26 AM  
Still no word on PETA beating contests that only allow angry pregnant women who want chicken wings.
 
2013-08-27 08:20:43 AM  

Green Scorpio: Green Scorpio: technoblogical: FTFA: "I think that it's silly. I ate poultry when I was pregnant and I have two children and they are perfectly fine," said North Tonawanda resident Heather Albert.

So, I take it you've been measuring your children? Creepy.

Every house we ever lived in, under some doorway or banister, has had measurements taken and written of all my kids. Creepy is not caring at all

Oh, penises. DRTFA; My kids aren't that gifted.


Why would you rob us all of that moment?
 
2013-08-27 08:23:28 AM  
Meanwhile, if you choke your chicken, the chicken doesn't die.  You can't explain that.
 
2013-08-27 08:28:43 AM  

lecavalier: So, black women don't eat chicken wings?


You owe me a coffee.
 
2013-08-27 08:38:21 AM  
PETA also says the study shows babies could be born with blocked arteries due to high cholesterol in chicken meat. 

Um, any attempts to restrict cholesterol to unborn/infants tends to result in severe problems, as it is a major component of the brain and nervous system. Just sayin
 
2013-08-27 08:43:01 AM  

SwiftFox: PETA also says the study shows babies could be born with blocked arteries due to high cholesterol in chicken meat. 

Um, any attempts to restrict cholesterol to unborn/infants tends to result in severe problems, as it is a major component of the brain and nervous system. Just sayin


Guess that explains members of PETA and their children then. We now have an explanation for Timmay on South Park, his mother is a  PETA member.
 
2013-08-27 08:44:57 AM  
What if you are carrying a girl? Does eating chicken wings result in her growing a small penis? That sounds like the real issue to me.
 
2013-08-27 08:48:05 AM  
PETA spitting crazy everyplace they o.
 
2013-08-27 08:50:07 AM  

Egoy3k: Correlation does not imply causation.  There are literally millions of compounds that might be associated with increased chicken consumption, as well as cultural differences that could correlate with it that could affect human growth during pregnancy.


You are missing the point here.  If your wife eats chicken wings during pregnancy, your son could end up a PETA member!  You must consider both the likelihood of an occurrence and the significance of the potential outcome to decide if you need to panic.
 
2013-08-27 08:52:49 AM  
If we are what we eat, eating the way that PETA wants would turn us into a fibrous nutty fruit vegetable.  And I don't want to be that.
 
2013-08-27 09:09:45 AM  
Well, it beats their last ad campaign, which was  "Eat vegetables so you can break your girlfriend's neck with your sex drive. "
 
2013-08-27 09:11:37 AM  
As a currently pregnant woman, I'm farking sick of idiots telling me what is and isn't good for me. People have the dumbest beliefs about pregnancy and a bizarre zeal to force those beliefs on us. I have yet to discover what people think will happen if I lift anything heavy. No, my cat is not going to cause a miscarriage. Yes, I can safely lay on my back for a bit. And now chicken wings? PETA can go fark itself for adding to the nonsense pregnancy beliefs floating around out there.
 
2013-08-27 09:46:39 AM  
Well shiat this is how the man gets us. By putting dick shrinking drugs in our beloved chicken! These crackas have gone too far!
 
2013-08-27 09:51:16 AM  

Mean Daddy: ...but I can still kill the baby, if I choose, right?  We're good.  No chicken wings for me then.....


At least I already had you farkied for threadshiatting, so I don't have to type as much.
 
2013-08-27 10:06:32 AM  

hiwoman: As a currently pregnant woman, I'm farking sick of idiots telling me what is and isn't good for me. People have the dumbest beliefs about pregnancy and a bizarre zeal to force those beliefs on us. I have yet to discover what people think will happen if I lift anything heavy. No, my cat is not going to cause a miscarriage. Yes, I can safely lay on my back for a bit. And now chicken wings? PETA can go fark itself for adding to the nonsense pregnancy beliefs floating around out there.


I never heard the laying on your back one lol. Farkers came out en force against me when I talked about the medications my docter deemed it was necessary for me to take even while pregnant. Its almost as if every farker has a degree from Google University.

/congrats!
 
2013-08-27 10:07:16 AM  

Mr. Right: I've also conducted a study proving that everyone who eats chicken will die.


But only if the chicken was exposed to dihydrogenmonooxide, at some point in it's life.
 
2013-08-27 10:17:13 AM  

MythDragon: Mr. Right: I've also conducted a study proving that everyone who eats chicken will die.

But only if the chicken was exposed to dihydrogenmonooxide, at some point in it's life.


OK, I'd probably get banned from Fark if I didn't point out your spelling error.  But you're absolutely correct in pointing out the deleterious effects of second-hand dihydrogen monoxide.  It's a real killer, in so many ways.
 
2013-08-27 10:29:06 AM  
this is relative to my interests....
 
2013-08-27 10:39:25 AM  
Surprised that this hasn't become an "Attractive Pregnant Women" thread. amirite? None the less, this thread is useless without pics.

31.media.tumblr.com


/dropitlikeitshot
 
2013-08-27 11:22:54 AM  
FTA:  "...there's actually a chance that their sons will have smaller than average penises,"

The beauty of averaging is that there is actually an equal chance that they will have larger than average penises. In fact a typical, randomly selected fetus has an equal chance of being above or below average on ALL things that can be averaged.

fark PETA
 
2013-08-27 11:48:48 AM  

ace in your face: hiwoman: As a currently pregnant woman, I'm farking sick of idiots telling me what is and isn't good for me. People have the dumbest beliefs about pregnancy and a bizarre zeal to force those beliefs on us. I have yet to discover what people think will happen if I lift anything heavy. No, my cat is not going to cause a miscarriage. Yes, I can safely lay on my back for a bit. And now chicken wings? PETA can go fark itself for adding to the nonsense pregnancy beliefs floating around out there.

I never heard the laying on your back one lol. Farkers came out en force against me when I talked about the medications my docter deemed it was necessary for me to take even while pregnant. Its almost as if every farker has a degree from Google University.

/congrats!


I'm pretty sure my doctor told me not to sleep on my back later in pregnancy due to pressure on the vena cava. I'd have to track down the info packet to be sure though.

My contribution to my children's reproductive health was avoiding canned foods and canned soda so I wouldn't get as much BPA. That's not even an official recommendation, but it wasn't that hard to do and I learned how to make cream of chicken soup from scratch. Turns out that homemade is tastier than Campbell's.
 
2013-08-27 11:51:58 AM  

mesmer242: ace in your face: hiwoman: As a currently pregnant woman, I'm farking sick of idiots telling me what is and isn't good for me. People have the dumbest beliefs about pregnancy and a bizarre zeal to force those beliefs on us. I have yet to discover what people think will happen if I lift anything heavy. No, my cat is not going to cause a miscarriage. Yes, I can safely lay on my back for a bit. And now chicken wings? PETA can go fark itself for adding to the nonsense pregnancy beliefs floating around out there.

I never heard the laying on your back one lol. Farkers came out en force against me when I talked about the medications my docter deemed it was necessary for me to take even while pregnant. Its almost as if every farker has a degree from Google University.

/congrats!

I'm pretty sure my doctor told me not to sleep on my back later in pregnancy due to pressure on the vena cava. I'd have to track down the info packet to be sure though.

My contribution to my children's reproductive health was avoiding canned foods and canned soda so I wouldn't get as much BPA. That's not even an official recommendation, but it wasn't that hard to do and I learned how to make cream of chicken soup from scratch. Turns out that homemade is tastier than Campbell's.


pics or it doesnt count.
 
2013-08-27 11:54:29 AM  
Wanna hear from the Cattle Lobby?
 
2013-08-27 12:08:25 PM  

dopekitty74: So i'm sure if we took a poll of the mothers of men with extremely large penises that they avoided chicken altogether when they were pregnant?

Mmmhmmmm... Sure PETA...


Well, that can't be true, then, at least anecdotally. Mom loved chicken.
 
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