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(ABC 27)   Hard to believe that a couple has been married for 65 years, harder yet is they die 11 hours apart. Definitely inseparable   (abc27.com) divider line 6
    More: Sad, Dayton Daily News, farmhouse  
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2013-08-27 08:09:46 AM  
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Him: Heaven! Peace and quiet. No one nagging me! West and wewaxwation at wast!

Her: I'll bet he's up in Heaven, messing everything up. I'd better go up there and keep him in line. (dies) There you are! No laying down in the front part of Heaven. People can see you! Did you get buried in that outfit? Those shoes!

Him (to God): I thought this was Heaven.

God: I don't know where you people get that shiat. I don't even know how you keep getting in here. Man, I gotta call an exterminator or something.

Another Guy (to God): Hey, buddy. I had an eye poked out in my life. Is it up here waiting with my wife?

(God shuffled his feet)
2013-08-27 05:36:59 AM  
1 votes:
I expected far more sh*thead comments in this thread.  They stayed married, they're religious, they're breeders....that's right in the the Fark hate wheelhouse.
2013-08-27 05:13:28 AM  
1 votes:

darkjezter: ArkAngel: Did they turn into trees?

/obscure?

Not too obscure for me.  I remember watching The World of David the Gnome when I was a kid.

And TFA made me tear up a little.


I never watched David the Gnome, did it spend a lot of time discussing Greek mythology?

Baucis and Philemon is a bit obscure, I did have to go and look up their names.
2013-08-27 04:51:19 AM  
1 votes:
Busy busy busy.
2013-08-27 01:47:27 AM  
1 votes:

BKITU: This is not sad. This is a beautiful thing in a hard world.


Seriously! I don't want to have to live alone in my so-called golden years. I want to check out at the same time!
2013-08-27 12:55:28 AM  
1 votes:
This is not sad. This is a beautiful thing in a hard world.
 
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