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(SeattlePI)   Woman arrested in soy sauce attack   ( divider line
    More: Weird, woman arrested, Sixth Avenue, soybeans  
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3709 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Aug 2013 at 12:47 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-27 01:06:00 AM  
5 votes:
that's pretty low to kikkoman when he's down
2013-08-27 01:05:12 AM  
5 votes:
Jeez, dim-sum one get on her nerves? I'd rice say so. wasabe dat?
2013-08-27 12:52:34 AM  
3 votes:
2013-08-27 01:44:43 AM  
2 votes:
Witnesses reported that the woman "look like a man."
2013-08-27 01:35:07 AM  
2 votes:
She also allegedly spit on a man and covered him and his baby with soy saude.

What a soy saudi might look like.

/mspaint, don't judge!
2013-08-27 01:06:13 AM  
2 votes:
Ed Grubermann:

My name is David Wong. I once saw a man's kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back, and go slapping across my kitchen floor. But that's another story.
2013-08-27 12:52:31 AM  
2 votes:
2013-08-27 01:40:04 AM  
1 vote:
Say you have an ax - just a cheap one from Home Depot.

On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don't worry, the man's already dead. Maybe you should worry, 'cause you're the one who shot him. He'd been a big twitchy guy with veined skin stretched over swollen biceps, tattoo of a swastika on his tongue. And you're chopping off his head because even with eight bullets in him, you're pretty sure he's about to spring back to his feet and eat the look of terror right off your face.
2013-08-27 01:21:40 AM  
1 vote:
I know one overly authentic Chinese dim sum shop, but I suspect that if you were to pull shiat like this you'd wind up as the salt pork at dinner.
2013-08-27 01:13:51 AM  
1 vote:
I heard she had just been playing BurgerTime.

/If only there had been one good soy sauce owner there to stop this.
2013-08-27 01:12:43 AM  
1 vote:
2013-08-27 01:11:05 AM  
1 vote:
Soy say we all.
2013-08-27 01:09:38 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA:  the woman entered the restaurant, told guests to "go back to China"

2013-08-27 12:59:08 AM  
1 vote:
shoyu think it's okay to ruin everyone's lunch?
2013-08-27 12:58:05 AM  
1 vote:
soy vay!
2013-08-27 12:52:49 AM  
1 vote:
More of an a-salt, amirite?
2013-08-27 12:12:28 AM  
1 vote:
Yo soy lo que soy

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