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2013-08-27 12:04:34 AM
And she slapped a cop. She's fubared.
 
2013-08-27 12:12:28 AM
Yo soy lo que soy

/soy
 
2013-08-27 12:14:17 AM
I wish there was a dim-sum place in my city.  I'd even be willing to be occasionally doused in soy sauce.
 
2013-08-27 12:48:29 AM
Did someone order the sweet and sour poke?

/don't blame me
//blame Milk and Cheese
 
2013-08-27 12:52:31 AM
a.abcnews.go.com
 
2013-08-27 12:52:34 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-27 12:52:49 AM
More of an a-salt, amirite?
 
2013-08-27 12:53:39 AM
*reads TFA*

Meth and racism is one hell of a combination.
 
2013-08-27 12:56:25 AM
Sounds like somebody forgot her medication. Tsk.
 
2013-08-27 12:58:05 AM
soy vay!
 
2013-08-27 12:59:08 AM
shoyu think it's okay to ruin everyone's lunch?
 
2013-08-27 01:04:51 AM

Popular Opinion: soy vay!


www.pennmac.com
 
2013-08-27 01:05:12 AM
Jeez, dim-sum one get on her nerves? I'd rice say so. wasabe dat?
 
2013-08-27 01:06:00 AM
that's pretty low to kikkoman when he's down
 
2013-08-27 01:06:13 AM

Ed Grubermann:


My name is David Wong. I once saw a man's kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back, and go slapping across my kitchen floor. But that's another story.
 
2013-08-27 01:09:38 AM
FTFA:  the woman entered the restaurant, told guests to "go back to China"

aglees:
tvmedia.ign.com
 
2013-08-27 01:10:19 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yo soy lo que soy


www.elseptimoarte.net
 
2013-08-27 01:11:05 AM
Soy say we all.
 
2013-08-27 01:12:10 AM
Team Teabagger shows how racist they are again.
 
2013-08-27 01:12:43 AM
www.coolseomarketingdirectory.com
 
2013-08-27 01:13:51 AM
I heard she had just been playing BurgerTime.

/If only there had been one good soy sauce owner there to stop this.
 
2013-08-27 01:16:16 AM
From TFA: "The woman slapped an officer trying to contact her in the arm."

Uh...what?
 
2013-08-27 01:20:12 AM

strangeluck: From TFA: "The woman slapped an officer trying to contact her in the arm."

Uh...what?


♪♫ Hey, I just met you
and you are crazy
but here's my number
so cOUCH...biatch
 
2013-08-27 01:21:40 AM
I know one overly authentic Chinese dim sum shop, but I suspect that if you were to pull shiat like this you'd wind up as the salt pork at dinner.
 
2013-08-27 01:28:37 AM
 
2013-08-27 01:29:31 AM

Mentalpatient87: Ed Grubermann:

My name is David Wong. I once saw a man's kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back, and go slapping across my kitchen floor. But that's another story.


Came for the JDatE refs. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-08-27 01:30:23 AM
This happened about two blocks from my office.  The International District is popular with the tourists and lunchtime crowd, but lawdy the unstable population is well-represented there too.
 
2013-08-27 01:35:07 AM
She also allegedly spit on a man and covered him and his baby with soy saude.

i.imgur.com

What a soy saudi might look like.


/mspaint, don't judge!
 
2013-08-27 01:36:16 AM
 
2013-08-27 01:40:04 AM
Say you have an ax - just a cheap one from Home Depot.

On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don't worry, the man's already dead. Maybe you should worry, 'cause you're the one who shot him. He'd been a big twitchy guy with veined skin stretched over swollen biceps, tattoo of a swastika on his tongue. And you're chopping off his head because even with eight bullets in him, you're pretty sure he's about to spring back to his feet and eat the look of terror right off your face.
 
2013-08-27 01:41:33 AM
Cuckoo woman hate kikkoman.
 
2013-08-27 01:41:47 AM
What wanton cruelty... How is this woman even considered a Hunan being? Yamasa she's crazy.
 
2013-08-27 01:43:53 AM

Ed Grubermann: [320x180 from http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eqg10fJlT2A/T8jB4PRdmSI/AAAAAAAAAMU/1wefvy0x 3CE/s320/image12.jpg image 320x180]


Looking for a John Dies at the End reference leaving satisfied.
 
2013-08-27 01:44:43 AM
Witnesses reported that the woman "look like a man."

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-27 01:46:53 AM

strangeluck: From TFA: "The woman slapped an officer trying to contact her in the arm."

Uh...what?


Seriously, why was the officer trying to contact her in the arm?

Also, Soy saude?!

Proofreading is a dead art.
 
2013-08-27 01:47:43 AM

Ed Grubermann: [320x180 from http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eqg10fJlT2A/T8jB4PRdmSI/AAAAAAAAAMU/1wefvy0x 3CE/s320/image12.jpg image 320x180]


Thank you.
 
2013-08-27 01:59:31 AM
I hope she used the low sodium soy sauce.
 
2013-08-27 02:04:00 AM

Tetzlaff: FTFA:  the woman entered the restaurant, told guests to "go back to China"

aglees:


Sadly, we probably can't send her to another country.
 
2013-08-27 02:06:54 AM

JohnAnnArbor: More of an a-salt, amirite?


Came for this, leaving a touch thirsty.
 
2013-08-27 02:14:18 AM

danielscissorhands: Witnesses reported that the woman "look like a man."

[350x358 from http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/madtv_viper/MADtvMsSwan.jpg image 350x358]


Lord. Back in the day, I hated those sketches because I thought they were lazy and unfunny. These days, all I have to do is think of that chick and her voice, and I bust a gut. Bizarre genius.
 
2013-08-27 04:07:33 AM
Sweet jeebus that takes some serious stupidity to walk into a restaurant in the city's Asian district and tell them all to go back to back to China.

/Stupid xenophobe is stupid.

//Mebbe she'll finish the dang fence...
 
2013-08-27 04:08:35 AM
grrr back to China.

Not back to back to China.

/Late

//Lousy Smarch weather.
 
2013-08-27 05:43:26 AM

Tetzlaff: FTFA:  the woman entered the restaurant, told guests to "go back to China"

aglees:


I was wondering if this would make an appearance in the Fark comments while reading the article. I have not been disappointed.....thank you.

/ crazy SP episode, btw.
 
2013-08-27 05:53:43 AM

phrawgh: /If only there had been one good soy sauce owner there to stop this.




Nobpdy needs soy sauce.
 
2013-08-27 06:09:07 AM

acefox1: Sweet jeebus that takes some serious stupidity to walk into a restaurant in the city's Asian district and tell them all to go back to back to China.



1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-27 07:37:52 AM
She probably just tried to learn the awful secret behind the universe and went utterly mad in the attempt.
 
2013-08-27 07:53:09 AM
Soy Sauce is no laughing matter.

escapepod.org
 
2013-08-27 08:07:41 AM
Was she soba?


/dnrtfa
 
2013-08-27 08:30:11 AM

Asa Phelps: strangeluck: From TFA: "The woman slapped an officer trying to contact her in the arm."

Uh...what?

Seriously, why was the officer trying to contact her in the arm?


Her face was too hideous to gaze into, and her other body parts too disgusting, so he was just talking at her arm instead?
 
2013-08-27 08:47:33 AM

o'really: Tetzlaff: FTFA:  the woman entered the restaurant, told guests to "go back to China"

aglees:

Sadly, we probably can't send her to another country.

There's always the Navy weapons testing range at China Lake.
 
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