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(Daily Mail)   Plastic surgeon creates 'perfect wife' and then marries her. 'She was a total teardown - lips, nips, hips, and lips'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 36
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2013-08-27 07:02:13 AM
4 votes:

gadian: She still looks pretty average. I mean, in great shape from working out, obviously, but nothing that screams "Look at all of this beauty I've gained from these multiple expensive surgeries".  I'd expect her to look...extraordinary.


In fairness, before the surgery she was a 78-year-old Korean man.
2013-08-27 02:38:45 AM
4 votes:
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

You know, most faces need a little remodeling but this is a total teardown
2013-08-26 11:44:28 PM
4 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-08-27 04:06:18 AM
3 votes:
FTFA:  And it is not just his wife who has gone under the knife in her own quest for physical perfection - Dr Matlock has himself undergone several procedures that utilise a fat-implant technique called Vaser High Def Liposculpting, which he pioneered.

Made up of live fat from the patient's body, the implants can be injected into the biceps, triceps, calves, or pecs to create a perfectly sculpted, muscular figure.



 He's liposucked out his own fat and re-injected into specific areas to give the appearance of musculature.  He's not muscular. He's well marbled.
2013-08-27 09:00:54 AM
2 votes:
Someone needs to make a show like "Love it or List it", where one surgical team redesigns a mans wife, while another tries to lure him to a new wife entirely.
2013-08-27 02:25:07 AM
2 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-08-27 02:24:49 AM
2 votes:
Huh. Aren't most renos flipped?

emoryfx.files.wordpress.com
2013-08-27 02:20:02 AM
2 votes:
He looks like he's had some work done as well.

I guess you could say they were... made for each other.

/YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!
2013-08-27 02:19:28 AM
2 votes:
I've seen that guy's abs somewhere else before . . .


tometheus.com
2013-08-27 04:27:55 PM
1 votes:

tiamet4: That article was extremely sad to read.  Essentially he "fell in love at first sight" with a woman who had such crushingly low self esteem that he knew he could completely control her right down to changing her appearance and mandating her diet and exercise routine for life.  When she gets too old to "fix" he's probably going to cheat on and/or beat her.  I shudder to think of the kinds of complexes her poor daughter is going to grow up with.

Made me feel way better about going out for lunch today.  I struggle with my weight but there are way worse ways to be broken.


Now that's going way out of your way to justify one cheesesburger....
2013-08-27 02:48:31 PM
1 votes:

kvinesknows: otaku69: I thought the vagina was a magical piece of equipment, and that after child birth it went right back to its original state, and that only basement dwelling virgins thought that vaginas could be damaged by any kind of use.

ummm..  no

they can definitely be "damaged" by use.


Quite true. In fact, the very first use can cause tearing and bleeding.
2013-08-27 10:47:41 AM
1 votes:

Dwindle: Someone needs to make a show like "Love it or List it", where one surgical team redesigns a mans wife, while another tries to lure him to a new wife entirely.


That. Is. Awesome.
2013-08-27 09:04:31 AM
1 votes:
dvdmedia.ign.com
2013-08-27 09:02:29 AM
1 votes:

Dwindle: Someone needs to make a show like "Love it or List it", where one surgical team redesigns a mans wife, while another tries to lure him to a new wife entirely.


I swear to all that is holy, if the right person sees that post, that show will happen.
2013-08-27 08:18:05 AM
1 votes:
brookedebetties.com
2013-08-27 07:15:02 AM
1 votes:
www.slschofield.com
2013-08-27 06:53:16 AM
1 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

Priya?
2013-08-27 06:51:57 AM
1 votes:
"Dr David Matlock met his bride Veronica, 38, in 2007 when she was 40lbs heavier and visited him seeking what is commonly known as 'designer vagina' surgery after giving birth to her daughter Isabella, "

sooo....... where is the man that farked her to make Isabella?  did this creepy fark steal her from him?

Must be awesome for the kid knowing that she wrecked moms vagina so bad that dad left her and the only man that would fark her only did it after fixing it.
2013-08-27 05:54:03 AM
1 votes:
i1047.photobucket.com
2013-08-27 05:48:15 AM
1 votes:

phrawgh: [400x302 from http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5gmsYVAk1qd745ko1_400.jpg image 400x302]
She was hideous.

There's an old saying, a very, very old saying: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder". When we leave here, when we go to the village, try to think of that, Miss Tyler. Say it over and over to yourself. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".




www.3dartistonline.com
2013-08-27 04:04:05 AM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-08-27 03:34:41 AM
1 votes:
These people seem really nice and down to earth.
2013-08-27 03:32:00 AM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

How long before her step-father thinks 'Hmmm, I need to fix that face'?

/what?!
2013-08-27 03:09:01 AM
1 votes:
 "Veronica Matlock met her husband David when she went for vaginoplasty surgery after the birth of her daughter Isabella, now aged nine."


WTF
O_o
2013-08-27 03:05:23 AM
1 votes:

brobinson2001: In automotive terms: They've had 90% of their body cut out and bondo'd. Looks great, has a nice shine, but after a couple years, they'll hit a pothole or railroad track *just* the wrong way...and it'll all pop off, revealing all the hidden rust.


"I see he sold you on the 'Tijuana supremo' package."
2013-08-27 03:04:22 AM
1 votes:
'We have scales in the house, basically in the master bedroom,' he said.


Wow. He sounds like a real barrel of freakin' laughs.
2013-08-27 03:01:48 AM
1 votes:
And if he created the perfect wife, why is her mouth not sewn shut?
2013-08-27 02:59:08 AM
1 votes:
He's a doc and that's the best he can do?  She must suck a mean dick
2013-08-27 02:40:16 AM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
She was hideous.

There's an old saying, a very, very old saying: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder". When we leave here, when we go to the village, try to think of that, Miss Tyler. Say it over and over to yourself. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".
2013-08-27 02:35:24 AM
1 votes:
The whole Pygmalion aspect of this that subby invoked doesn't bother me so much.  As has been pointed out above, this woman is an addict and would have had that work done anyhow, probably at greater cost.  The part that made me cringe was the quote from the daughter/stepdaughter.

FTFA: "I would never want to get surgery, because it's not really you, like I want to be myself."

It can't be easy being 9 years old and sane in a house full of crazy.  Won't somebody please think of the children?!
2013-08-27 02:27:47 AM
1 votes:
In my dreams,
You're all I sees,
Boobs, butt, and knees,
Be my main squeeze!
2013-08-27 02:27:19 AM
1 votes:

log_jammin: Steinman:  Four-oh silk and ...done.

Nurse:  The nose looks terrific, Doctor Steinman ...Doctor?

Steinman:  You know, looking at her now... I didn't realize how much her face sags... Scalpel...

Nurse:  Excuse me?

Steinman:  Scalpel!

Nurse:  Uh, doctor, she's not booked for a face lift...

Steinman:  Let's just come in here and... *starts whistling*
Nurse:Doctor... Stop cutting... Doctor, stop cutting... Get me the chief of surgery! Get me the chief of surgery NOW!!!


When Picasso became bored of painting people, he started representing them as cubes and other abstract forms. The world called him a genius! I've spent my entire surgical career creating the same tired shapes, over and over again: the upturned nose, the cleft chin, the ample bosom. Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could do with a knife what that old Spaniard did with a brush?
2013-08-27 02:26:54 AM
1 votes:
People like this make me sick. "Oh, look--I have a perfect body!*"

*Thanks to plastic surgery, lipsuction, and putting all manner of crap in my body that probably isn't supposed to be there.

I hope they both get a horrible disease from the botulism injections--and botulism, too. Because that's what they deserve.
2013-08-27 02:25:42 AM
1 votes:
Isn't them being completely and totally fake and competing in fitness competitions akin to MLB players being roided up?
2013-08-27 01:52:16 AM
1 votes:
Steinman:  Four-oh silk and ...done.

Nurse:  The nose looks terrific, Doctor Steinman ...Doctor?

Steinman:  You know, looking at her now... I didn't realize how much her face sags... Scalpel...

Nurse:  Excuse me?

Steinman:  Scalpel!

Nurse:  Uh, doctor, she's not booked for a face lift...

Steinman:  Let's just come in here and... *starts whistling*
Nurse:Doctor... Stop cutting... Doctor, stop cutting... Get me the chief of surgery! Get me the chief of surgery NOW!!!
2013-08-26 11:51:52 PM
1 votes:
static.guim.co.uk
 
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