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(Daily Mail)   Plastic surgeon creates 'perfect wife' and then marries her. 'She was a total teardown - lips, nips, hips, and lips'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 24
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2013-08-27 02:59:08 AM
3 votes:
He's a doc and that's the best he can do?  She must suck a mean dick
2013-08-27 02:20:02 AM
3 votes:
He looks like he's had some work done as well.

I guess you could say they were... made for each other.

/YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!
2013-08-27 08:18:05 AM
2 votes:
brookedebetties.com
2013-08-27 05:04:59 AM
2 votes:
Meh, whatever......rich people problems. I say, goodluck with their plastic life. I'm perfectly happy with my 100% natural body. I wonder how they will feel about their looks in 20 years. I know I will be okay myself, just a little more grey in my hair.....maybe a few more wrinkles around my eyes.

/ and I will be okay with that.....
2013-08-27 04:06:18 AM
2 votes:
FTFA:  And it is not just his wife who has gone under the knife in her own quest for physical perfection - Dr Matlock has himself undergone several procedures that utilise a fat-implant technique called Vaser High Def Liposculpting, which he pioneered.

Made up of live fat from the patient's body, the implants can be injected into the biceps, triceps, calves, or pecs to create a perfectly sculpted, muscular figure.



 He's liposucked out his own fat and re-injected into specific areas to give the appearance of musculature.  He's not muscular. He's well marbled.
2013-08-27 02:35:24 AM
2 votes:
The whole Pygmalion aspect of this that subby invoked doesn't bother me so much.  As has been pointed out above, this woman is an addict and would have had that work done anyhow, probably at greater cost.  The part that made me cringe was the quote from the daughter/stepdaughter.

FTFA: "I would never want to get surgery, because it's not really you, like I want to be myself."

It can't be easy being 9 years old and sane in a house full of crazy.  Won't somebody please think of the children?!
2013-08-27 02:27:47 AM
2 votes:
In my dreams,
You're all I sees,
Boobs, butt, and knees,
Be my main squeeze!
2013-08-27 02:26:54 AM
2 votes:
People like this make me sick. "Oh, look--I have a perfect body!*"

*Thanks to plastic surgery, lipsuction, and putting all manner of crap in my body that probably isn't supposed to be there.

I hope they both get a horrible disease from the botulism injections--and botulism, too. Because that's what they deserve.
2013-08-27 02:16:22 AM
2 votes:
To be fair, she received far better results than most plastic surgery addicts.
2013-08-26 11:44:28 PM
2 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-08-27 09:00:54 AM
1 votes:
Someone needs to make a show like "Love it or List it", where one surgical team redesigns a mans wife, while another tries to lure him to a new wife entirely.
2013-08-27 07:47:53 AM
1 votes:
In 20 years these morons will be sagging frozen faced freaks.

He will and dump her and use his money to sugar daddy for some young thing. She will be a miserable unwanted disfigured mess.
2013-08-27 05:54:03 AM
1 votes:
i1047.photobucket.com
2013-08-27 05:48:15 AM
1 votes:

phrawgh: [400x302 from http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5gmsYVAk1qd745ko1_400.jpg image 400x302]
She was hideous.

There's an old saying, a very, very old saying: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder". When we leave here, when we go to the village, try to think of that, Miss Tyler. Say it over and over to yourself. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".




www.3dartistonline.com
2013-08-27 03:01:48 AM
1 votes:
And if he created the perfect wife, why is her mouth not sewn shut?
2013-08-27 02:57:19 AM
1 votes:
In automotive terms: They've had 90% of their body cut out and bondo'd. Looks great, has a nice shine, but after a couple years, they'll hit a pothole or railroad track *just* the wrong way...and it'll all pop off, revealing all the hidden rust.
2013-08-27 02:56:45 AM
1 votes:
The thing about this is, I don't have any feeling of envy towards either of them. When I look at someone who day in and day out puts in the requisite work to have the real lean muscle, to have the actual strength and endurance, someone who is really healthy, then I feel envy. People who pay for things like fake abs and biceps don't interest me at all because none of it is real.

As a marathon runner, I'll never probably be as big or as cut as he is, but I feel infinitely more accomplished than either of them ever will. And I'm pretty ok with that, actually.
2013-08-27 02:40:16 AM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
She was hideous.

There's an old saying, a very, very old saying: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder". When we leave here, when we go to the village, try to think of that, Miss Tyler. Say it over and over to yourself. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".
2013-08-27 02:38:45 AM
1 votes:
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

You know, most faces need a little remodeling but this is a total teardown
2013-08-27 02:25:42 AM
1 votes:
Isn't them being completely and totally fake and competing in fitness competitions akin to MLB players being roided up?
2013-08-27 02:25:07 AM
1 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-08-27 02:19:28 AM
1 votes:
I've seen that guy's abs somewhere else before . . .


tometheus.com
2013-08-27 02:18:13 AM
1 votes:
And yet, even if I didn't know she was fake, the trainer  in the background of the pics is still way hotter.
2013-08-26 11:51:52 PM
1 votes:
static.guim.co.uk
 
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