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(Daily Mail)   Plastic surgeon creates 'perfect wife' and then marries her. 'She was a total teardown - lips, nips, hips, and lips'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 116
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2013-08-27 04:04:05 AM
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2013-08-27 04:06:18 AM
FTFA:  And it is not just his wife who has gone under the knife in her own quest for physical perfection - Dr Matlock has himself undergone several procedures that utilise a fat-implant technique called Vaser High Def Liposculpting, which he pioneered.

Made up of live fat from the patient's body, the implants can be injected into the biceps, triceps, calves, or pecs to create a perfectly sculpted, muscular figure.



 He's liposucked out his own fat and re-injected into specific areas to give the appearance of musculature.  He's not muscular. He's well marbled.
 
2013-08-27 04:15:46 AM
if they have kids he may be a complete asshat towards them if he has a image in his head of how they should look, act and what they need to accomplish.
 
2013-08-27 04:44:39 AM
Why does his head look photoshopped onto his body in every pic?
 
2013-08-27 04:54:11 AM

gas giant: Hips
Tits
Lips

POWER!

/Slightly obscure?


Pigface!
 
2013-08-27 05:01:04 AM
You guys are just jealous cause you dont look good , like this guy
i1184.photobucket.com

you arent trying hard enough
 
2013-08-27 05:04:59 AM
Meh, whatever......rich people problems. I say, goodluck with their plastic life. I'm perfectly happy with my 100% natural body. I wonder how they will feel about their looks in 20 years. I know I will be okay myself, just a little more grey in my hair.....maybe a few more wrinkles around my eyes.

/ and I will be okay with that.....
 
2013-08-27 05:05:51 AM

The Muthaship: skrame: Hey you farkers - what kind of cars are these?

[634x424 from http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/26/article-0-1B779CBD000005DC-7 85_634x424.jpg image 634x424]

Lambo left, Maserati right.


Thank god, if either was a BMW I'd have to start agreeing with Fark on that issue.
 
2013-08-27 05:13:19 AM
Galatea
 
2013-08-27 05:14:29 AM

Kahabut: Thank god, if either was a BMW I'd have to start agreeing with Fark on that issue.


The BMW is probably in the other garage.
 
2013-08-27 05:19:38 AM

The Muthaship: Kahabut: Thank god, if either was a BMW I'd have to start agreeing with Fark on that issue.

The BMW is probably in the other garage.


yeah, I'm sure it's not just a 2car garage.
 
2013-08-27 05:21:10 AM

WeenerGord: FTFA:  And it is not just his wife who has gone under the knife in her own quest for physical perfection - Dr Matlock has himself undergone several procedures that utilise a fat-implant technique called Vaser High Def Liposculpting, which he pioneered.

Made up of live fat from the patient's body, the implants can be injected into the biceps, triceps, calves, or pecs to create a perfectly sculpted, muscular figure.


 He's liposucked out his own fat and re-injected into specific areas to give the appearance of musculature.   He's not muscular. He's well marbled.



Best and most appropriate description ever.
 
2013-08-27 05:37:23 AM

skrame: Hey you farkers - what kind of cars are these?

[634x424 from http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/26/article-0-1B779CBD000005DC-7 85_634x424.jpg image 634x424]


a lambo and a maserati.

don't know which model.
 
2013-08-27 05:38:50 AM

lindseyp: don't know which model.


Looks like a Gallardo and a Quattroporte.  Could be a Gran Turismo.....
 
2013-08-27 05:44:34 AM

OhioUGrad: Isn't them being completely and totally fake and competing in fitness competitions akin to MLB players being roided up?




We expect more from those that move a ball around a field.
 
2013-08-27 05:48:15 AM

phrawgh: [400x302 from http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5gmsYVAk1qd745ko1_400.jpg image 400x302]
She was hideous.

There's an old saying, a very, very old saying: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder". When we leave here, when we go to the village, try to think of that, Miss Tyler. Say it over and over to yourself. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".




www.3dartistonline.com
 
2013-08-27 05:54:03 AM
i1047.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-27 06:24:41 AM
Narcissists.
 
2013-08-27 06:25:36 AM
I can take a woman into any strip club in America and just go "give me her tits, her ass, her nose and her mouth" but you know what? You can't fix stupid.
 
2013-08-27 06:34:32 AM

Aulus: Then there was this guy:
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/99999999/FAMOUSIOWANS/41217 02 5/Stallings-James

His wife, referenced in the article had serious facial injuries, including the loss of both lips.  He reconstructed them using tissue from the lining of her vagina.

The guy was a very talented surgeon but a total dick to deal with if you were not a patient.  I had occasion to have to deal with him a few times on insurance claims.  The guy charged a flat $100 fee for a one page medical report and that was in 1984 dollars.  Every insurance claims adjuster I knew back then hated his guts.


Sorry, dude...anybody who pisses off insurance guys is OK in my book.
 
2013-08-27 06:38:29 AM

the_celt: "Veronica Matlock met her husband David when she went for vaginoplasty surgery after the birth of her daughter Isabella, now aged nine."

WTF
O_o


Afaik, that's actually not all that uncommon, at least the simple variety where they put in a stitch or so to tighten things back up again.

You know, after a small person has squeezed through...
 
2013-08-27 06:51:57 AM
"Dr David Matlock met his bride Veronica, 38, in 2007 when she was 40lbs heavier and visited him seeking what is commonly known as 'designer vagina' surgery after giving birth to her daughter Isabella, "

sooo....... where is the man that farked her to make Isabella?  did this creepy fark steal her from him?

Must be awesome for the kid knowing that she wrecked moms vagina so bad that dad left her and the only man that would fark her only did it after fixing it.
 
2013-08-27 06:53:16 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

Priya?
 
2013-08-27 06:55:43 AM
She still looks pretty average. I mean, in great shape from working out, obviously, but nothing that screams "Look at all of this beauty I've gained from these multiple expensive surgeries".  I'd expect her to look...extraordinary.
 
2013-08-27 06:56:53 AM
botstudent.org
/Vanity... it's definitely my favorite sin.... ~The Devil
 
2013-08-27 07:02:13 AM

gadian: She still looks pretty average. I mean, in great shape from working out, obviously, but nothing that screams "Look at all of this beauty I've gained from these multiple expensive surgeries".  I'd expect her to look...extraordinary.


In fairness, before the surgery she was a 78-year-old Korean man.
 
2013-08-27 07:06:14 AM

maram500: People like this make me sick. "Oh, look--I have a perfect body!*"

*Thanks to plastic surgery, lipsuction, and putting all manner of crap in my body that probably isn't supposed to be there.

I hope they both get a horrible disease from the botulism injections--and botulism, too. Because that's what they deserve.


Wow, why you full of hate?  Disagree with their choices all you want, but it's their farking life and body, and they can do whatever they want to it.  You wish them death??  Seriously??  Wow, you need some help man...
 
2013-08-27 07:15:02 AM
www.slschofield.com
 
2013-08-27 07:16:15 AM
It'll never stand up in court. He was married to his abs first.
 
2013-08-27 07:36:36 AM

maram500: People like this make me sick. "Oh, look--I have a perfect body!*"

*Thanks to plastic surgery, lipsuction, and putting all manner of crap in my body that probably isn't supposed to be there.

I hope they both get a horrible disease from the botulism injections--and botulism, too. Because that's what they deserve.


This. Fark these vain, self-absorbed people. As a short woman, I struggle to keep my weight down and wear flattering clothes. I also color my hair and had a mole removed but I am nowhere near vain and self-deluded enough to think I need to (or even can) make myself "hot" with plastic surgery.
 
2013-08-27 07:46:42 AM
I'm surprised someone who's been cosmetically "enhanced" is allowed to to compete in bodybuilding contests. I find that look disgusting, but those people do train really hard (which he apparently does but... fat implants. Ugh.)
 
2013-08-27 07:47:53 AM
In 20 years these morons will be sagging frozen faced freaks.

He will and dump her and use his money to sugar daddy for some young thing. She will be a miserable unwanted disfigured mess.
 
2013-08-27 07:57:49 AM
someone with more talent needs to flip the fresh prince song for this chick.
 
2013-08-27 08:18:05 AM
brookedebetties.com
 
2013-08-27 08:30:55 AM

Emposter: And yet, even if I didn't know she was fake, the trainer  in the background of the pics is still way hotter.


Looks like she has a set of bolt-ons as well.
 
2013-08-27 09:00:54 AM
Someone needs to make a show like "Love it or List it", where one surgical team redesigns a mans wife, while another tries to lure him to a new wife entirely.
 
2013-08-27 09:02:29 AM

Dwindle: Someone needs to make a show like "Love it or List it", where one surgical team redesigns a mans wife, while another tries to lure him to a new wife entirely.


I swear to all that is holy, if the right person sees that post, that show will happen.
 
2013-08-27 09:04:07 AM
I think it's sweet when 2 people with matching dysmorphic disorders find each other.
 
2013-08-27 09:04:31 AM
dvdmedia.ign.com
 
2013-08-27 09:08:49 AM
Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.
 
2013-08-27 09:09:30 AM
Why include a pic of the "snatchoplasty" equipment?
 
2013-08-27 09:23:10 AM

bonobo73: People augment themselves every day, from eyeglasses, to corrective footwear and clothing for shaping bodies.   Yet people get freaked out about this.   We're not neanderthals anymore people - wake up, it's the 21st century.   All of you in your mid-20's or earlier, there will come a point where there's parts of your body you don't like -- and know they won't get better without external help; most of you farkers who are over 30 are just jealous because you have neither the money nor the expertise to do exactly what you want with your bodies.


Some people don't augment anything. As my hair grays and falls out, I just keep it clean and cut. No coloring, no combover, no transplants, or other illusions. As I fight an aging metabolism, I keep the gut away by eating right and exercising -- hard.

I don't think Spanx are any more appropriate than plastic surgery, but at least a woman can take them off. Glasses are not augmentation (for most people), and choosing attractive frames is no different than choosing attractive clothing. Getting dressed is not augmentation.

PunGent: Aulus: Then there was this guy:
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/99999999/FAMOUSIOWANS/41217 02 5/Stallings-James

His wife, referenced in the article had serious facial injuries, including the loss of both lips.  He reconstructed them using tissue from the lining of her vagina.

The guy was a very talented surgeon but a total dick to deal with if you were not a patient.  I had occasion to have to deal with him a few times on insurance claims.  The guy charged a flat $100 fee for a one page medical report and that was in 1984 dollars.  Every insurance claims adjuster I knew back then hated his guts.

Sorry, dude...anybody who pisses off insurance guys is OK in my book.


That's exactly what I was thinking. I was at an event with a UHC executive, and in a small group he said  "We are not in the healthcare payment business. We are in the premium collection business." I'm glad there are still people who do things for the joy it brings to themselves and to others, but this guy isn't one of them.
 
2013-08-27 09:40:55 AM

maram500: People like this make me sick. "Oh, look--I have a perfect body!*"

*Thanks to plastic surgery, lipsuction, and putting all manner of crap in my body that probably isn't supposed to be there.

I hope they both get a horrible disease from the botulism injections--and botulism, too. Because that's what they deserve.


You sound fat.
 
2013-08-27 10:21:03 AM
Carved up these too?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-27 10:27:03 AM
Boy, all the fat and ugly farkers sure get sandy vaginas over this.
 
2013-08-27 10:44:18 AM

The Muthaship: Lambo left, Maserati right.


lindseyp: a lambo and a maserati.


Thanks. I thought it was the Lambo (but wasn't positive), but had no clue about the Maserati.
 
2013-08-27 10:47:41 AM

Dwindle: Someone needs to make a show like "Love it or List it", where one surgical team redesigns a mans wife, while another tries to lure him to a new wife entirely.


That. Is. Awesome.
 
2013-08-27 10:48:54 AM
megadouchnozzle
 
2013-08-27 10:52:18 AM

o'really: The daughter seems to have a good attitude


Indeed, she's a refreshing princess of Bel Air.
 
2013-08-27 11:54:46 AM

waterrockets: bonobo73: People augment themselves every day, from eyeglasses, to corrective footwear and clothing for shaping bodies.   Yet people get freaked out about this.   We're not neanderthals anymore people - wake up, it's the 21st century.   All of you in your mid-20's or earlier, there will come a point where there's parts of your body you don't like -- and know they won't get better without external help; most of you farkers who are over 30 are just jealous because you have neither the money nor the expertise to do exactly what you want with your bodies.

Some people don't augment anything. As my hair grays and falls out, I just keep it clean and cut. No coloring, no combover, no transplants, or other illusions. As I fight an aging metabolism, I keep the gut away by eating right and exercising -- hard.

I don't think Spanx are any more appropriate than plastic surgery, but at least a woman can take them off. Glasses are not augmentation (for most people), and choosing attractive frames is no different than choosing attractive clothing. Getting dressed is not augmentation.


I agree with your sentiment, but don't feed the troll.  Bonobo73 is either a troll or he has one of the most appropriate fark handles ever.
 
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